NO! LIST
Tom Petty
M J
Zeppelin
Springsteen
Neil Young
Eagles
Ray Charles
Madonna
Chuck Berry
South Park TV Songs
Justin Timberlake
"Food Glorious Food"
"Twilight Zone" theme
"A Boy Named Sue"
"Night Moves"
"The Situation"
"Superbowl Shuffle"

mg: Celine Dion

NO! LIST
Tom Petty
M J
Zeppelin
Springsteen
Neil Young
Eagles
Ray Charles
Madonna
Chuck Berry
South Park TV Songs
Justin Timberlake
"Food Glorious Food"
"Twilight Zone" theme
"A Boy Named Sue"
"Night Moves"
"The Situation"
"Superbowl Shuffle"

Hugh Laurie
Two Door Cinema Club's "Hands Off My Cash, Monty"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_q4UnAt1r4
REASON: I know I had suggested "Young Ones" for him the first time, and I want to make another YOUNG ONES reference again. He played Lord Monty in the BAMBI episode, and thus I choose this song, because "Monty" (his character) was rich and doesn't need the money. The chorus is decent:
"Cus it don't make a difference
And it don't make a difference anyway (anyway)
No it don't make a difference
No it don't make a difference anyway
Cus it don't make a difference
And it don't make a difference anyway (anyway)
No it don't make a difference
No it don't make a difference anyway"


Celine Dion
Aloe Blacc's "Blind World"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfwnBGovhy4 (emphasis at 2:22
REASON: In her performances, she often pounds her chest with her fist, and thus:
"I pound my fist on my chest and request
Allow me to be the test
And when I’m at my best, I can make a Catholic priest confess
Cause guilt is worse than the parasite in his flesh
And the flesh is weak but the pride is strong
And it can make a little lie last a little bit longer
Than it was ever intended by whoever intended to send it
Watch the evil manifest that it rendered"

Sounds like a line that might be on Black Thought's level, although he might say "my level? Fuck that" but... I'll go for this.




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Hugh Laurie:
“Tipitina” - Professor Longhair
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzFwJq1BdYs

(Laurie is a big Prof. Longhair fan and he covers this classic on his latest CD. HE is also playing a benefit in Nov. for the Tipitina’s Foundation, "which has spent the past several years working with volunteer groups and the United Way to rehab Professor Longhair’s Terpsichore St. home, the only home the music icon ever owned." http://www.wwltv.com/news/local/Actor-Hugh-Laurie-to-bring-love-for-Professor-Longhair-to-Tipitinas-stage-for-concert-228642131.html)

Celine Dion:
"You Shook Me All Night Long" - AC/DC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULmC8JTTVy0

(In honor of the above-- the worst cover of all time.)

Hugh Laurie
He's on promotion something called "Didn't it rain", so here are a few rain songs:

MILLI VANILLI - Blame It On The Rain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB0Le3oM1b8#t=26

Why? He's the star of the rain movie.

The Weather Girls - It's Raining Men
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geC2gHZ6m2g

Why? Silly song

The Beatnuts - Reign of The Tec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXeypq9dWAA

Why? Hardcore will never die!

Celine Dion
Soul II Soul performing Back To Life (However Do You Want Me)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB54dZkzZOY

Why? C.D.s new album is called "Loved Me back to Life"

Hugh Laurie - "Walking On Broken Glass" by Annie Lennon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y25stK5ymlA

He's in the video.

Celine Dion - "Alive" by Pearl Jam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGiTPgvKktM

She was the victim of a death hoax this week: http://www.ibtimes.com/celine-dion-dead-singer-falls-victim-rogue-facebook-app-twitter-reacts-1442884

So, "Oh IIIIIIIII Oh I'm still alive...."

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Hugh Laurie
“Tipitina” - Professor Longhair
Suggested by: undeadsinatra


Celine Dion
Soul II Soul - Back To Life (However Do You Want Me)
Suggested by:handle

mg: Chromeo

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M J
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Springsteen
Neil Young
Eagles
Ray Charles
Madonna
Chuck Berry
South Park TV Songs
Justin Timberlake
"Food Glorious Food"
"Twilight Zone" theme
"A Boy Named Sue"
"Night Moves"
"The Situation"
"Superbowl Shuffle"

The Apple Dumpling Gang theme song - Randy Sparks and 'The Back Porch Majority.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHkW10WDfHA


A LEGEND!!!!!!!!

Mr Turdball
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJIh70IZua8


Dorf on Golf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEig1D4sJdI

McHales Navy bloopers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWa2fQJOazU

Turn On!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8bjZVhNZT8

The Old Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQqXESf5wJc

Kate Bosworth
Black Moon's "I Got Cha Opin"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dceorz43MwY
REASON: She stars in a movie called HOMEFRONT, so I thought Tariq could say "HOMEFRONT, you know I got ya open". Plus, Black Moon's debut celebrated its 20th anniversary on Saturday, and yes, while I know the remix in this version didn't come out until the following year... anyway, I'll pick Black Moon.


Tim Conway
Leonard Bernstein's "Ohio"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji8vYs1-saw
Conway is about to turn 80 this year. He is originally from Willoughby, Ohio. I had thought of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young but since that's a Young song, that was a no go. Thus I wanted to be nice and offer this, as a way to remind him of the city he once called home. Because I'm like that.
"wondering while i wander,
why did i fly?
why did i roam?
oh, why oh, why oh
did i leave Ohio?
maybe I'd better go home"





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Kate Bosworth:
"Winter Wonderland" - Felix Bernard (music) and Richard B. Smith (lyricist).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ytsfUXswH4

(she sings the song in the above commercial for Topshop)

Tim Conway:
"Short People" - Randy Newman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFmv22ghzQw

(Dorf reference)

California Saga: Big Sur - The Beach Boys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KASDsSaJy64#t=55s

Why? Mike Love actually seems okay when singing about Big Sur.

her film is called Big Sur.

Kate Bosworth - "Ziggy Stardust" by David Bowie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXq5VvYAI1Q

Any Bowie really. They both have two different color eyes.

Tim Conway - "McHale's Navy sing along"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8E8trKZGbE

Tim was on McHale's Navy and is in that group.

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Kate Bosworth
Didn't recognize it.


Tim Conway


The Apple Dumpling Gang theme song - Randy Sparks and 'The Back Porch Majority.
Suggested by:handle

>Kate Bosworth
>Didn't recognize it.
>
Help?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vvo-NUVucU

I don't know what song has the "late back, mellow, smooth" dialogue. At first I thought it was Taj Mahal from that Big Sur festival album on Columbia but... anyway, Alanis.





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I never heard that song.

Thanks.

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Tom Petty
M J
Zeppelin
Springsteen
Neil Young
Eagles
Ray Charles
Madonna
Chuck Berry
South Park TV Songs
Justin Timberlake
"Food Glorious Food"
"Twilight Zone" theme
"A Boy Named Sue"
"Night Moves"
"The Situation"
"Superbowl Shuffle"

Aziz Ansari
The Who's "Tommy, Can You Hear Me"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXTe3K7BllM
REASON: He is Tom from PARKS & REC, plus most people do not cover this song from the TOMMY album.

Minka Kelly
Aerosmith's "Lightning Strikes"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-TSvxZ40RQ
REASON: Kelly's dad is guitarist Rick Dufay, who played with Aerosmith on their ROCK IN A HARD PLACE. Dufay appears in the video for the song, and for me, it remains my favorite Aerosmith song from the 80's (up there with "Let The Music Do The Talking", which was actually a Joe Perry track first before it became Aerosmith's).





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Aziz Ansari:
"Pretty Boy Swag" - Soulja Boy Tell'em
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTJVlJ25S8c

(his character on Parks & Rec is swag-obsessed).


Minka Kelly:
"Human" - Human League
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1ysoohV_zA

(She' starring in Almost Human-- you could change up the lyrics to "I'm almost human" instead of "I'm only human.")

Aziz Ansari - "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmbw8OycJrE

In his stand up special, he talks about his roommate who would play this over and over again on flute, driving Aziz crazy.

Minka Kelly - "One More Night" by Maroon 5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwK7ggA3-bU

She's the lead actress in the video.

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Aziz Ansari
Afrika Bambaataa - Planet Rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh1AypBaIEk#t=4m13s
Why? AZih AZih AZih AZih AZih



Minka Kelly
The Human League - Human
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1ysoohV_zA

Why? She's in the new TV show "Almost Human"

Aziz Ansari
All Apologizes - Nirvana


Minka Kelly
"Human" - Human League
Suggested (first) by: undeadsinatra

chef: Flynn Mcgarry
sit in: Amel Larrieux

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Tom Petty
M J
Zeppelin
Springsteen
Neil Young
Eagles
Ray Charles
Madonna
Chuck Berry
South Park TV Songs
Justin Timberlake
"Food Glorious Food"
"Twilight Zone" theme
"A Boy Named Sue"
"Night Moves"
"The Situation"
"Superbowl Shuffle"

either way...Denise Williams "Let's Hear It For The Boy" for either of the three.

s.blak
Tee-Hee

keep: looking,searching,seeking,finding

"Scandal" by Queen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX9CUM0kQaw

Since she stars on SCANDAL.

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Bieber - "Baby"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4

http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/10/30/kerry-washington-pregnant-nnamdi-asomugha/

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Patty Smyth's "I Should Be Laughing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX2E8_yDXPY
REASON: Patty Smyth is from the band Scandal ("Goodbye To You", "Warrior)", and so is Kerry Washington. The song is a reference to her being on SNL this week, the "laughter" of being on a comedy show, so I focus on the chorus:
"When I should be laughing at this joke
Dressed up as love, disguised as hope
And isn't funny after all this time
A tear is falling when I should be laughing?"


ALTERNATE PICK:
Debra Laws' "Very Special"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSyd5rKs0eA
REASON: Change the lyric to "Kerry special"




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...but I'll stick with my two suggestions. Or perhaps:

Dee Dee Bridgewater's "Children Are The Spirit (Of The World)"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaRzrM_Yd7A

Beach Boys' "In My Room" (change it to "In My Womb")
Pink Floyd's "Embryo"
Peter Frampton's "I'm In You"
Cameo's "Flirt" (change it to "Birth")
Jesse Johnson's "Love Struck" (change it to "Love Bump")
Shocking Blue's "Love Buzz" (change it to "Love Bump". Song also made famous as the debut single by Nirvana, so change it to say "can you feel my love bump")
Kiki Dee's "I've Got The Music In Me" (change it to "I've Got The Baby In Me")

Or take something from Dr. Hajime Murooka's LULLABY FROM THE WOMB album on Capitol.
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Anyway, I'll just add my Bridgewater suggestion to my list.




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Kerry Washington:
"Fix You" - Coldplay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY9b6jgbNyc


(she's a "fixer" on Scandal)

Mandrill's "Mango Meat"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3WwQkBTuwA
REASON: Schwartzman will be co-writing a new comedy for Amazon called MOZART IN THE JUNGLE, and I immediately thought of the main sample in the Jungle Brothers' "Straight Out The Jungle". While it would be cool to do the horns hook (at 0:51), any part of it would be cool.

ALTERNATE PICK:
Bill Conti's "The Final Bell"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU1LjpTLeRQ
REASON: It's from the ROCKY soundtrack, and I'm using this as a reference to Schwartzman's mom. It is of course the song leading to the end where Rocky calls out to Adrian. Also contains great conga rock, perfect for Frankie Knuckles.

USELESS TRIVIA: "The Final Bell" and Alan Tew's "The Big One" were both recorded in 1976. The conga work in "The Final Bell" sounds very similar to "The Big One", better known as the theme to THE PEOPLE'S COURT. I know that was the "action conga" style of the era and can be found on every soundtrack from S.W.A.T. to CHiPS but... there you go.





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Kerry Washington
Sherry - Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AapxXRlsdwA

Why? Change to Kerry. (And because The Secret Marriage by Sting was too slow.)



Jason Schwartzman
"Little Pepper" Song with Jason Schwartzman
http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/little-pepper-song-with-jason-schwartzman/n19180/

Why? Why not?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trRSREEJ1UY

..|.,

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Kerry Washington
Queen - Scandal
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Jason Schwartzman
Mariah Carey - Touch My Body

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Springsteen
Neil Young
Eagles
Ray Charles
Madonna
Chuck Berry
South Park TV Songs
Justin Timberlake
"Food Glorious Food"
"Twilight Zone" theme
"A Boy Named Sue"
"Night Moves"
"The Situation"
"Superbowl Shuffle"

Harrison Ford - "(What a) Wonderful World" by Sam Cooke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=W_ISJO82q1g#t=34

A bit of a "crate dig" of a pick from this scene from WITNESS. Always loved that movie (which was shot in Philly).

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"I Cook" by Lil B
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZghGHHBO_nU

Thank you Based God.

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Harrison Ford
Elvis Costello's "Everyday I Write The Book"
REASON: He played John Book in WITNESS, so change the lyric to:
"And I'm giving you a longing look
Everyday, everyday, everyday
Everyday I am John Book"

If that's not ego at the highest level, I don't know what is.


Padma Lakshmi
Stephanie J. Block's "15 Pounds (Away From My Love)"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q_EflmJ-l8 (emphasis at 1:03)
REASON: his article states she gains 15 pounds with every season of TOP CHEF:
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/padma-lakshmi-gains-15-pounds-top-chef-season-article-1.1490871
Thus:
"You’re just fifteen pounds away from my love, baby
A touch too much of pie a la mode
You’re just fifteen pounds away from my love, baby
You’re carrying too wide of a load

You’re just 15 pounds away from my love, baby
Put back a calamari or two
You’re just 15 pounds away from my love, baby
Amazing what some freeweights can do"




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Wait, he's not playing Mazer Rackman in Ender's Game?? He's Col. Graff?? I'd have switched those roles around pretty quickly.

Jason Derulo's Ridin' Solo (as "I'm Han Solo" )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A#t=1m19s

Why? Just go damn silly. (Lobot as the DJ is awesome.)

I’m feeling like a star,
You can’t stop my shine
I’m lovin’ Cloud City,
My head’s in the sky
I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo,
I’m Han Solo.
I’m Han Solo. Solo.

Yeah, I’m feelin’ good tonight,
Finally feeling free and it feels so right, oh.
Time to do the things I like,
Gonna see a Princess, everything’s all right, oh.

No Jabba to answer to,
Ain’t a fixture in the palace zoo, no.
And since that carbonite’s off me
I’m livin’ life now that I’m free, yeah.

Told me to get myself together
Now I got myself together, yeah.
Now I made it through the weather,
Better days are gonna get better.

I’m so happy the carbonite is gone.
I’m movin’ on.
I’m so happy that it’s over now.
The pain is gone.

I’m putting on my shades
To cover up my eyes
I’m jumpin’ in my ride,
I’m heading out tonight

I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo,
I’m Han Solo.
I’m Han Solo. Solo.

I’m picking up my blaster,
Put it on my side.
I’m jumpin’ in my Falcon
Wookie at my side.

I’m solo, I’m Han Solo,
I’m Han Solo.
I’m Han Solo. Solo.

Harrison Ford:
"Get Off Of My Cloud" - The Rolling Stones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgWUi-ozMAU

(for the Air Force One reference, change it up to "Hey! (hey!) You! (you!) Get off of my plane!"


Padma Lakshmi:
"Bake A Cake" - Lil' Debbie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eil5FNfQGfY

Pack Your Knives and Go-Go
http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-8/videos/pack-your-knives-and-go-go

Why? Her catch phrase, in a video produced by Bravo.

-or-

The Pharcyde - Pack the Pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmLdQIYf4WY#t=1m13s

Why? The knives, the knives, let pack the knives.

Harrison Ford
Jason Derulo's Ridin' Solo (as "I'm Han Solo"
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Padma Lakshmi
Professor Longhair - Big Chief