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CherNic
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"R. Kelly 'Cookie'"


  

          

YUP! I'm all in!

http://theboombox.com/r-kelly-cookie/

  

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Kit Kat gotta sponsor the tour
Oct 07th 2013
1
maxxx, aren't you offended by all that foul language?
Oct 07th 2013
2
      i can listen to it and he has funny parts
Oct 07th 2013
5
i was hoping for a lonely island appearance.
Oct 07th 2013
3
I am an R fan but this song is an absolute disgrace
Oct 07th 2013
4
Irritable Bowel Syndrome+Microphones=R.Kelly
Oct 07th 2013
6
lol this is terrible..
Oct 07th 2013
7
I actually like the music & production
Oct 07th 2013
8
The pedophile anthem. Cookie, singing to elementary school girls smh.
Oct 07th 2013
9
Sounds like current R&B. Some Future, Wayne or even Keef shit....
Oct 07th 2013
10
That's not what's going on.....
Oct 07th 2013
11
that jacket tho!
Oct 08th 2013
12
this sounds like The Dream wrote this song for Kelz
Oct 08th 2013
13
i.fucking.love.it
Oct 08th 2013
14
video of Kells' inspiration for the song (as "R. BELLY")
Oct 08th 2013
15
Sad & Desperate
Oct 08th 2013
16
the cat is too diverse for you and can switch it up
Oct 08th 2013
18
I was thinking the same thing
Oct 08th 2013
20
Kells has NO CHILL. I love him for that.
Oct 08th 2013
17
Trend Chasing for the Worst.
Oct 08th 2013
19
more trash that'll go over well with the nigresses and their acolytes
Oct 08th 2013
21

mistermaxxx08
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Mon Oct-07-13 12:11 PM

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1. "Kit Kat gotta sponsor the tour"
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and i might make a new mix tape,because this reminds me of my old mix tapes.

i bought some chocolate chip cookies the other night.

this is real talk metaphor.

mistermaxxx R.Kelly, Michael Jackson,Stevie wonder,Rick James,Marvin Gaye,El Debarge, Barry WHite Lionel RIchie,Isleys EWF,Lady T.,Kid creole and coconuts,the crusaders,kc sunshine band,bee gees,jW,sd,NE,JB

Miami Heat, New York Yankees,buffalo bills

  

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2. "maxxx, aren't you offended by all that foul language?"
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mistermaxxx08
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5. "i can listen to it and he has funny parts"
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i mean alot of what i've heard is more closer to his "double up" era. now "sex planet" was a great metaphor song to go star and planet looking into the night with.

cookie is funny in parts and i love his humor.

mistermaxxx R.Kelly, Michael Jackson,Stevie wonder,Rick James,Marvin Gaye,El Debarge, Barry WHite Lionel RIchie,Isleys EWF,Lady T.,Kid creole and coconuts,the crusaders,kc sunshine band,bee gees,jW,sd,NE,JB

Miami Heat, New York Yankees,buffalo bills

  

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shockzilla
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3. "i was hoping for a lonely island appearance."
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MarkVenter
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Mon Oct-07-13 12:50 PM

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4. "I am an R fan but this song is an absolute disgrace"
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this is like Miley on wax. Hellz no

  

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supablak
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6. "Irritable Bowel Syndrome+Microphones=R.Kelly"
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urbgriot
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7. "lol this is terrible.. "
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But I'm entertained ..

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Luke Cage
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Mon Oct-07-13 04:27 PM

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8. "I actually like the music & production"
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The lyrics are pretty goofy and embarrassing but I've come to accept/expect that from Kells at this point.

  

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81 DUN
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9. "The pedophile anthem. Cookie, singing to elementary school girls smh."
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Mon Oct-07-13 04:52 PM by 81 DUN

  

          

Dude should be behind bars.



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Ashley Ayers
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10. "Sounds like current R&B. Some Future, Wayne or even Keef shit...."
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except this guy can actually sing FOR REAL if it comes to that.

It's not surprising that yall don't like it, because most of yall don't like any of the
other hits that sound like it.

It's aight... more of an album track tho.

I said in the other post, we probably wouldn't even be talking about Kellz if he was
making so-called "real music", because cats do that and get forgotten pretty
quickly. Tank, BJ The Chicago Kid, Raheem Devaugn... meanwhile Timberlake
and Thicke all over your radio and Hawthorne hailed as the 2nd coming.
What's a nigga to do? He's doing what people respond to.

Mfkas will come out the woodwork to hate on his base level work, but won't
come out at all to show love to his "real" music. Even if you came to hate,
I'd imagine dude is like "well at least you came". Fuck it.

  

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murph71
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Mon Oct-07-13 09:39 PM

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11. "That's not what's going on....."
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Mon Oct-07-13 09:51 PM by murph71

          

>except this guy can actually sing FOR REAL if it comes to
>that.
>
>It's not surprising that yall don't like it, because most of
>yall don't like any of the
>other hits that sound like it.
>
>It's aight... more of an album track tho.
>
>I said in the other post, we probably wouldn't even be talking
>about Kellz if he was
>making so-called "real music", because cats do that and get
>forgotten pretty
>quickly. Tank, BJ The Chicago Kid, Raheem Devaugn...
>meanwhile Timberlake
>and Thicke all over your radio and Hawthorne hailed as the 2nd
>coming.
>What's a nigga to do? He's doing what people respond to.
>
>Mfkas will come out the woodwork to hate on his base level
>work, but won't
>come out at all to show love to his "real" music. Even if you
>came to hate,
>I'd imagine dude is like "well at least you came". Fuck it.


I don't think it has anything to do with the production though...Don't get it twisted...There are traditionalists on this board when it comes to R&B...But that's not what people are talking about....

I've heard the entire album...talked to the man about it himself...The issue is not the music, which is pretty good for what he's trying to do...The issue is dude cursing like a teenager that just learned the word fuck...

The truth is, he won't sell more records doing this kind of R&B....All u have to do is check out Kells' record sales over the last three releases including his last traditional "nasty man" R. Kelly album (Untitled, which did what? over 300,000...)...

Kelly should be at the point where he should be a touring master...with his voice dude should ALWAYS be on the road...He's starting to at least get back on the road again...

But don't mistake people being disgusted by a damn near 50 year old dude singing about licking Oreos like pussy (actual lyrics BTW) with dude not sounding like Marvin Gaye...

Dude could still have that street sound without sounding like Future...He's fucking R. Kelly.....

GOAT of his era......long live Prince.....God is alive....

  

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judono
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12. "that jacket tho!"
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judono
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13. "this sounds like The Dream wrote this song for Kelz"
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the dream & future

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14. "i.fucking.love.it"
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araQual
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15. "video of Kells' inspiration for the song (as "R. BELLY")"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3TaQRo5cao.

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OldPro
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16. "Sad & Desperate"
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Especially coming just a couple years after Love Letters

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18. "the cat is too diverse for you and can switch it up"
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you ain't never dealt with a R&B thug like that. Kellz got us laughing and bopping our heads.

he got better punch lines than Kevin Hart and that is Real Talk and if you are saying the End is Near for a Cat almost 25 years deep into his career well that means he won Big time

mistermaxxx R.Kelly, Michael Jackson,Stevie wonder,Rick James,Marvin Gaye,El Debarge, Barry WHite Lionel RIchie,Isleys EWF,Lady T.,Kid creole and coconuts,the crusaders,kc sunshine band,bee gees,jW,sd,NE,JB

Miami Heat, New York Yankees,buffalo bills

  

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Luke Cage
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20. "I was thinking the same thing"
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>Especially coming just a couple years after Love Letters

Love Letters was quality release and I thought he actually gained back some fans he had lost with some of his more juvenile releases.

  

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17. "Kells has NO CHILL. I love him for that."
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I fux w/ this song tough.

  

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19. "Trend Chasing for the Worst. "
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Garhart Poppwell
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21. "more trash that'll go over well with the nigresses and their acolytes"
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spare me with the diatribe, maxxxx

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