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Steve O Tron v2
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"Guy gives his Chinese friend albums to review"
Tue Aug-27-13 03:30 PM by Steve O Tron v2

          

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I've loving the 36 Chambers review in particular.

Song-by-song analysis:

1) Bring da Ruckus – This is a rude and violent songs, I think they have distorted the Shaolin spirit and meaning, which makes me feel insulted Chinese martial arts, in this song I heard more than 10 times “fucking”

2) Shame on a Nigga – Tell me, Aaron, why do you like such a strange music, you sound like you just started martial arts, I think this band understand either did not understand the spirit of martial music, it makes me sound like a weird rap, But the advantage is that it is only the noise without annoying

3) Clan in da Front – Beginning of the song resembles a mental person shouted, as a normal Chinese people I really do not know how to evaluate this song is about the Chinese martial arts of the album, which is like some are in the United States eat weird Chinese food, they refer in between authentic and non-authentic, people can not pondering

4) Wu-Tang: 7th Chamber – Chinese martial arts dub, and weird strange American English mixed feeling, I do not like rude music, I guarantee this song appeared “fuck” more than 20 times, do Chinese martial arts in American eyes you so rude?

5) Can It Be All So Simple – Wu-Tang, I think a band can play such a name, is sufficient to prove that they are like the Chinese martial arts, but they do not understand the spirit of martial arts, from their songs, I think they understand the Chinese martial arts is full of violence and manic but this song is slow and pretty.

6) Da Mystery of Chessboxin’ – I do not like this weird mix of sword and sword sound, coupled with mechanical electronic sounds, as well as American English. I think you must know what type of songs I like, otherwise how can each are sent to a song I do not like.

7) Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthing ta Fuck Wit – This is an album full of rhythm, and I think it has the advantage of not appear so I hate noise and cacophony, (really, I think you and these strange bands compared to what you sing nicely, While you sing the way looks like a crazy, but your voice is normal) sounds like a fight, like the song, every song has more than 10 times “fucking” and “wu tang”, I think this is not hip-hop, but the vulgar, the band only in the promote themselves, all I can say is that so much

8) C.R.E.A.M. – Speaking, this is not an album I hate, but a strange album, with weird and rude fuck. The melody is very beautiful but not understand the story. You say they are hip-hop classic, but I listen to their songs think it is rude, because I can only understand “fucking”, you might be able to hear the songs in the story.

9) Method Man – Fun beat and rhythm but I hate so rude, I do not want to do this song evaluation, I constantly hear “fucking”, this music may be prohibited in China. This is a strange album, the band everyone has their own story, everyone has their own style, but this song is for one person?

10) Protect Ya Neck – for me to listen to the rhythm of sitting at a computer and not make me feel like entering a nightclub, like I think my English is really good slag ah ~ ~ ~ I need to be able to understand very laborious to call two people are talking about, after the sound of fighting does make me think this band in the eyes of Chinese martial arts is full of violence

11) Tearz – the beginning of the song is how it sounds? Fight yes? Or I entered the mental hospital? (Aaron, you fight before? Ferocious do?) This song a little interesting, I think that female male better than this, this is the band fights yet?

12) Wu-Tang: 7th Chamber Part II – This band must have black right? I feel in this song, very magical. This song is the album’s title song do? Does not sound so bad, at least so far I have not heard rude language, or I do not understand English

Wu-Tang are truly very magical.

  

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I'm at my desk with tears in my eyes from stifling the laughter...
Aug 27th 2013
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stuff like that is why i love the internet
Aug 27th 2013
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From the 'Thriller' review:
Aug 27th 2013
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somebody hand her Rare Chandeliers
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Her review of MBDTF
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Marbles
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Tue Aug-27-13 03:36 PM

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1. "I'm at my desk with tears in my eyes from stifling the laughter..."
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Not because dude said anything wrong. He sounds like he's earnestly trying to listen and understand what's going on with "36 Chambers."

But the cultural gap makes this mad entertaining.

  

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Selah
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Tue Aug-27-13 03:53 PM

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2. "stuff like that is why i love the internet"
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tricked out whore though it may be

  

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5) Beat It – I do not think the Americans have not heard this song, this song even in China’s youth has been a household name, almost everyone knows MJ, this is the classic songs, as well as of his “cover your head egg” action, I know so that you may not understand, but in China, we are so described that action.

  

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fluicide
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4. "somebody hand her Rare Chandeliers"
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Lol this is great

  

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Steve O Tron v2
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1) Dark Fantasy – Sounds cool song, great sense of rhythm, although regarding the lyrics, I do not understand because too many explanations are completely chaotic, but this does not affect my enjoyment of the song, it sounds like these people feel like in epic hip-hop church music, of course, is in my good mood, I guarantee If you feel bad to hear this song will find it very noisy.

2) Gorgeous – From the look out lyrics, whites do not like blacks, they excluded blacks, I think it makes blacks very dissatisfied, in addition, I do not know why you like this song, he bully white people. It’s bad. you do not think this is an insult to you? I think that both people sound the same, I can not distinguish between them, but this song is still cool, I think it sounds great vitality and enthusiasm but the lyrics are make me sad. I have to say, blacks and whites in some respects, is indeed a good race.

3) Power – I know this song. I’ve heard it many times, and I like it, but never knew the lyrics. I think these songs are epic. I like the chorus. I think I’m listening to this album, you need to know his history, because I could not understand the lyrics. He is one of America’s most famous singers, but everyone hates him? I think it’s like many people hate Miley Cyrus but love her songs on her radio. I thought maybe he was arrogant. Maybe the lyrics of songs I enjoy less, but the music is still great.

4) All of the Lights (Interlude) – A song without lyrics, and this album is very different from other songs, this song feels very warm and gentle, just like the way you smile at me, like people feel living in April in the spring, the spring as flowers, it would seem that a candle in the dark as warm and at ease

5) All of the Lights – I’m beginning to understand why two of the song have one name, after listened I realized, the soft violin is just the beginning, this ones the climax of the first. It sounds very wonderful music, of course, must be in the mood good time to listen, or will still feel very noisy, so I’m a little surprised the lyrics, frolicking in the bedroom in this country where there is such a reflection creator, wrote the lyrics, I think it’s worth lyrics higher than the song itself. Sometimes we are not necessarily in the songs, but we can know their feelings when we hear them.

6) Monster – I can say that this is a weird song sounds? Intense rhythms and screams. His voice sounded like in the monster or in the curse, in fact, he said a lot of bad words, I did not like very rude, but I do not mind. He says “Everybody know I’m a motherfucking monster” and I think it is smart songs saying the media saying that the singer is a monster like Power. I like most like Jay-Z’s part because he was the most emotional lyrics but everyone else did not discuss their feelings. Just singing about sex and money. I prefer Jay-Z’s emotions because it proper for the chorus.

7) So Appalled – I wanted to know why you do not want to translate the lyrics, and perhaps you are right, because the lyrics too long and boring mess. I admit, I did not read the explanations of the lyrics because this song nearly seven minutes, I think they can put those within seven minutes of the words do not say it has been difficult to go wrong, the other, the song is really boring, in these seven minutes, in addition to a bunch of people.

8) Devil in a New Dress – Suddenly the music stopped, why not a little hunch about it, I think this album has some pornographic lyrics, but more or less, or that you let me listen to the music a little porn, lyrics do not quite understand, but I still know the singer’s girlfriend dumped him, in addition to the rhythm of the song is very monotonous, I do not like this song, in addition, he speaks English very strange, difficult to listen to.

9) Runaway – I like behind the music, but I like the piano, in addition, the lyrics are very very interesting. But the song is not just unique in sound but more unique in his lyrics. Most breakup song is about a girl begging her not to leave, but this song tells her to leave because he is evil. I never heard this before. I think the Kanye’s lyrics here is very sad so I like them. However, I hate the ending. Is too long, noisy and boring, and does not stop. But I think if it is shorter, it would be perfect.

10) Hell of a Life – At first I think this song is just wretched lyrics, I do not know why singers think so, I think his voice sounds good, but his songs dirty or ugly so I do not like this song because it’s boring and obscene but I think maybe he wants to show us all of his emotions. Both the good and the bad. In the last song he seems like a selfless person but now he is disgusting but we can learn all about him and his emotions. I think he is brave for a famous singer to share his honest feelings. I also love the beat and the melody. I also think the gunshots are cool. I don’t know why but I listen to this song many times just for the beat.

11) Blame Game – I think it’s interesting that a rap album has many slow piano songs. I felt sorry for his lyrics about a sad story, sad woman, sad man, so I think that maybe he would rather not want romance because break ups make you rude and hysterical and I don’t know if everyone can recover. I think when he hears his girlfriend with her new boyfriend it’s too cruel for a heartbroken man to hear such a thing. Even I was upset listening to them but I admit when her new boyfriend says “I’ve never even seen this part of pussy town before” it laugh me to death.

12) Lost in the World – I love this song, the lyrics is very good, at least this is a spiritual love, better than the previous few first modern love, I know you have a term called the “soul mate”. I think this album shows different emotions. The music starts very soft and spiritual and become very powerful and tribal. Makes me feel very energetic. I think that is like relationships. You break up and find someone else. From sad to happy and alive.

13) I know that bad guys do not like to say a good word for him to advise him, the same is the case for this song, even though very few people listen, the applause is small, but it is still good, the lyrics of the song itself important than content. I think this is not just for America. I feel many same things about China. I think it is good for concluding the album. It is like a thesis statement because it is the point of the album. I think its a very good and interesting album even some parts of it are difficult to listen to at first.

  

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