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1. "m: Ewan Mcgregor/Ask This Old House/Charles Grodin" In response to Reply # 0 Sat Dec-15-12 08:04 AM by 15
mg: The Dave Mathews Band
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Man , I loved him until he lost his god damned mind over the OJ trial. Catch 22, HeartBreak Kid, King Kong, Heaven Can Wait, REAL LIFE!!!, Seems Like Old Times, GReat Muppet Caper, THE LONELY GUY!!!, Last Resort, Midnight Run, So I married an Axe Murderer, Dave, Clifford. Just wow.
Ewan Mcgregor Sheena Easton's "Morning Train (9 To 5)" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huNejF17gzg REASON: McGregor and Easton are Scottish, and I want the song to refer to his role in TRAINSPOTTING.
Charles Grodin The Jacksons' "This Place Hotel" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeyBe9Abf_Y REASON: He was in THE HEARTBREAK KID, and portrayed the role of the person of emphasis that was the "kid", so check the lyric so that it says "he is the heart...break...kid."
Ask This Old House "Our House" - Crosby Still Nash & Young http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9I27w8Tuyw (change it up a bit to "Out house, is a very, very, very old house...")
(a.k.a. the dance song from A Charlie Brown Christmas-- it is that season, his name is Charles and he legendarily has a pretty pessimistic disposition, just like out man Charlie Brown.)
4. "t: Tom Cruise/Judd Apatow" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Trans-Siberian Orchestra
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Tom Cruise Primus' "Tommy The Cat" (emphasis begins at 3:22) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4OhIU-PmB8 REASON: His name is Tom, and Led Zeppelin's "Poor Tom" cannot be played so I went for one of my favorite Tom-related songs.
Judd Apatow Primus' "My Name Is Mud" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953PkxFNiko REASON: His name is Judd, so I went for the almighty song that can be changed to "My Name IS Judd".
5. "w: Ed Burns/Victor Cruz/Jeff Musial" In response to Reply # 0
mg: The Backstreet Boys
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Ed Burns The Byrds' "Turn, Turn, Turn" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ga_M5Zdn4 REASON: Name recognition. Change the lyrics to "to everything, burns, burns, burns/there is a season, burns, burns, burns"
ALTERNATE CHOICE: Randy Newman's "Burn On" (emphasis at 1:45) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPmjTG8NLuw REASON: Name recognition again. This is the lyric in question: "Burn on, big river, burn on Burn on, big river, burn on Now the Lord can make you tumble And the Lord can make you turn And the Lord can make you overflow But the Lord can't make you burn"
6. "th: Billy Crystal/Tyson Chandler" In response to Reply # 0
mg/sit in: Cee Lo Green
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Billy Crystal "Frere Jacques" (from his first movie RABBIT TEST) http://youtu.be/GgoPpx6h-98?t=1h7m56s REASON: This was one of my favorite movies as a kid, because it was on basic cable and it was so stupid. The scenario involves Crystal getting pregnant and he travels around the world. In this scene, he goes to Africa and meets with a tribe who sings "Frere Jacques" in doo-wop form. The harmonies are great, and I want to focus on that, and while I know Crystal has done so much since then, I always loved that part of the movie because of how great and wrong it is. The scene in question, and a number of other elements in the film, are obviously racist, but you can blame that on Joan Rivers, who directed and co-wrote the film. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_Test_%28film%29
I don't want it to be considered a BAMBOOZKED moment, but I'll aim for it and take a chance.
Tyson Chandler Busta Rhymes' "New York Shit" (emphasis at 1:07) http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxpra_busta-rhymes-new-york-shit_music#.UMzXXazheSp REASON: He's a New York Knick, so I chose a song that mentioned them: "Yeah! I'm on my New York shit I rep the Giants, the Jets, New York Knicks Taylor made clothin with my New York stitch My chick bangin don't you see my New York bitch Yeah! I'm on my New York shit You n****s know we deserve the props we get Ridin up in the range I'm in my New York whip International chicks on my New York dick"
You can opt to reverse the profanities, MTV style, so that "shit" can become "ish" and "bitch" becomes "chib".
26. "Tyson Chandler - NWA's Straight Outta Compton" In response to Reply # 6
he wasn't born there, but he went to high school in Compton, which is where his basketball legend began..
Billy Crystal: Sweet Freedom by Michael McDonald if you can get him to do any of the ridiculous dances he did with Gregory Hines in that video, then you are definitely winning. here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xetxYwyak
7. "f: Paul Rudd/Mario Batali" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Rod Stewart
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Mario Batali Beat Happening's "Red Head Walking" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8bGZl8k2PQ REASON: I know the chefs generally don't have songs anyway, but Batali has Pacific Northwest roots (from nearby Yakima, Washington), Beat Happening are from Olympia, he has red hair, and thus I revive this song in honor of Mr. Batali.
38. "Done for the year??? DAMNIT!!" In response to Reply # 0
Mo 12/24: Pre-empted Tu 12/25: Michael Strahan, Bonnie Raitt (R 12/4/12) We 12/26: Tracy Morgan, Richard Lewis, Tyler Florence (R 12/5/12) Th 12/27: Keira Knightley, Dave Matthews (R 12/3/12) Fr 12/28: Christoph Waltz, Amy Sedaris, the guys from RecordSetter, Martha Wainwright (R 12/14/12)
Mo 12/31: Amy Poehler, Alicia Keys (R 11/21/12) Tu 1/1: Anne Hathaway, Roger Waters, Robert Smigel, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis (R 12/11/12)
Only ONE guest from The Hobbit?? I have the perfect pick and the Daily Show got em all save one.
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