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david bammer
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"david bammer presents... jay-z's most annoying moments on wax."
Sun Sep-16-12 01:55 PM by david bammer

  

          

hi-lighting the best of the oft-neglected side of "the king of cool"...

  

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uncontained ad-libs: lenny kravitz - storm (remix)
Sep 16th 2012
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fake-laughing at his own wit: girls, girls, girls
Sep 16th 2012
2
austin powers impersonating: the blueprint2
Sep 16th 2012
3
^^^might solve a mistree...OR REWRITE HISTREEEEEEE
Sep 16th 2012
8
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Sep 16th 2012
9
      that song was greatness
Sep 16th 2012
11
           oh, behave!
Sep 16th 2012
12
bingo
Sep 17th 2012
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hov gone wild: the takeover
Sep 16th 2012
4
i'm crackin' up cuz this is so on point. lol
Sep 16th 2012
5
basa already did this, except his execution was a million times better.
Sep 16th 2012
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-whisper-yells- "I'M IN MY ZONE!"
Sep 16th 2012
7
link?
Sep 16th 2012
10
      RE: link?
Sep 16th 2012
15
hounddog hov: best of both worlds - honey
Sep 16th 2012
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in a sentimental mood: kanye west - never let me down
Sep 16th 2012
14
limp-wrist hov: what they gonna do part 2
Sep 16th 2012
16
not on wax, but this is in line with the post:
Sep 20th 2012
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david bammer
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1. "uncontained ad-libs: lenny kravitz - storm (remix)"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybBVGenEVM4#t=01m23s

hov (in full black album mode) gets unrestrainedly caught up in the moment and starts chanting "yes... YES..." in the LOUDEST whisper he can possibly muster without raising his voice.
(you know... just to show how incredible the song is.)
but is it just me or does he need MORE people on this cringe-inducer?

  

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david bammer
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2. "fake-laughing at his own wit: girls, girls, girls"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUg7G3CPos0#t=00m11s
hovito is so amused by his own greatness that he has to let out a (faux) snicker to show the world.
excellent way to start a track about how many women you have.
...by doing something they almost universally despise.

  

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david bammer
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3. "austin powers impersonating: the blueprint2"
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jay, post-ether, records a plea-copping answer-back record that leaves many people scratching their heads as to where the god-like eminence displayed on "takeover" went re: the situation with nas.
he "unleashes the flutes" complete with... well, this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGBfSr3XtFg#t=00m41s

...the good, the bad and the UGLY, indeed.
he "retired" for 3 years with-in a year of this release.

  

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8. "^^^might solve a mistree...OR REWRITE HISTREEEEEEE"
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david bammer
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9. "?"
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ok - he didn't retire in late-2003 for 3 years then.

  

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atruhead
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11. "that song was greatness"
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david bammer
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12. "oh, behave!"
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Dr Claw
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17. "bingo"
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and you nailed why that song was tacit admission of defeat: the plea-copping, followed by the lack of "god-like eminence". it was a rather un-Jay-Z® like moment.

this is before the Austin Powers impersonation sinks in.

for Stans only.

  

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david bammer
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4. "hov gone wild: the takeover"
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Sun Sep-16-12 02:25 PM by david bammer

  

          

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3sUBuLv9Is#t=00m00s

hovi has 1 too many alizés in the booth and lifts up his shirt to flash young guru.

  

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5. "i'm crackin' up cuz this is so on point. lol"
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life always offers you a 2nd chance...it's called tomorrow. use it wisely

  

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BrooklynWHAT
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6. "basa already did this, except his execution was a million times better."
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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david bammer
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7. "-whisper-yells- "I'M IN MY ZONE!""
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Kosa12
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10. "link?"
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https://93millionmilesabove.blogspot.com/
https://rateyourmusic.com/~Kosa12

  

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BrooklynWHAT
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15. "RE: link?"
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http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=17&topic_id=127670&mesg_id=127670&listing_type=search

<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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david bammer
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13. "hounddog hov: best of both worlds - honey"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efm-WS1RIbA#t=00m47s

can you believe this was jay's comeback single from the whole ether incident?
this was before jay had beyonce to keep him "relevant".
in early 2002, the h was looking mad young on hOVA.

  

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david bammer
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14. "in a sentimental mood: kanye west - never let me down"
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"first i had their ears - now i have their hearts "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzRwrPWWlCE#t=00m28s

ooh baby!

bonus beats:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asNw5RCWmys#t=00m42s

  

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david bammer
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16. "limp-wrist hov: what they gonna do part 2"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ernz2IWGqJE#t=02m41s

"niggas takin' it lightly - had to darken the flow"

please, jay - don't "darken" it any more, you're making us uncomfortable over here.

gray hova sounded like he needed a t-booster shot.

  

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Dr Claw
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18. "not on wax, but this is in line with the post:"
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Thu Sep-20-12 07:34 AM by Dr Claw

  

          

with Narduwar, "tryna kick knowledge":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eiz6F8qjK9Q#t=2m08s

  

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