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fontgangsta
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"funny musical opinions from your DAD"


  

          

or mom. or grandpop. whatever.

inspired by a recent visit from my dad. We're driving around and Stairway To Heaven comes up on my ipod.

Dad: "This is such a beautiful song until it gets loud."

I shot him a sideways look and we both cracked up, because even though he believes it, he understands the absurdity.

  

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in the car a song by janet came on
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My dad's a musician so his opinions all make sense. But my best
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I LOL'd as soon as i read "shake ya ass"
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LMFAO
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^lol
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LOL
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holy shit LOL
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RE: funny musical opinions from your DAD
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Listening to Dilla beat tapes while pops was driving...
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My dad would probably say that about his beat tapes, but not about
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'it sounds like a record skipping'
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My daddy was drunk one nght...
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My dad on jazz (Miles, Coltrane, etc.)
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*deader than Ted*
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My dad upon hearing Drake on the radio:
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LMAO
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KILLER
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Haha yes! That is perfect.
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He called frantic like, you HAVE to hear this.
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I was talking to my pop recently about when he snuck in to see
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RE: I was talking to my pop recently about when he snuck in to see
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      LMMFAO
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"Chicago is better than EWF."
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My Dad gave me his vinyl collection...
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while listening to Entroducing as a teenager,
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smh
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i could not be happier i made this post
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RE: My dad trying to relate with me over Mariah + Boyz II Men
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my dad swore frankie beverly outsold p*****
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My dad always heard Hot Chocolate's "You Sexy Thing"
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rdhull
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1. "in the car a song by janet came on"
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pops asks.."is this Michael Jackson?"

I say "No, it's Janet Jackson."

He goes, "Figures..she sound just like him."

lol


There’s a storm coming. You and your friends better batten down the hatches cause when it hits you’re all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us"-Selina Kyle

  

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-DJ R-Tistic-
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2. "My dad's a musician so his opinions all make sense. But my best "
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friend's dad, LMAOO.

We were in HS when Mystikal "Shake ya ass" came out, and we were in the car with his dad who was driving. It came on, and he started to nod his head a little bit....
His dad: Who's this? It sounds like James Brown
My friend: It is James Brown, he raps now!
His dad: Really?? Wow...I like it though!
*Hook comes back*
His dad: James Brown cussin now huh? I guess you gotta keep up with the times!
*Few seconds pass by, verse is back on*
His dad: Haa! SHAKE A ASS!!!! I like it!!!

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fontgangsta
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4. "I LOL'd as soon as i read "shake ya ass""
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classic story

  

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Dr Claw
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12. "LMFAO"
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>His dad: James Brown cussin now huh? I guess you gotta keep up
>with the times!

  

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24. "^lol"
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>>His dad: James Brown cussin now huh? I guess you gotta keep
>up
>>with the times!
>


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I don't like the beat anymore because its just a loop. ALC didn't FLIP IT ENOUGH!

Flip it enough? Flip these. Flip off. Go flip some f*cking burgers.(c)Kno

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The Wordsmith
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17. "LOL"
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Since 1976

  

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Chanson
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23. "holy shit LOL"
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mind
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matter

  

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howisya
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3. "RE: funny musical opinions from your DAD"
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>Dad: "This is such a beautiful song until it gets loud."
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>I shot him a sideways look and we both cracked up, because
>even though he believes it, he understands the absurdity.

lol, that reminds me of seandammit and his critique of squarepusher

  

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5. "Listening to Dilla beat tapes while pops was driving..."
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"How can you listen to this stuff? Whats the point? It's boring?"

smh

  

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-DJ R-Tistic-
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6. "My dad would probably say that about his beat tapes, but not about"
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songs like "Dooinit" or "Find a way"

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27. "'it sounds like a record skipping'"
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“The other dude after me didn’t help my case. It was just like…crazy nigga factory going on.”
Dre makes no apologies for his own eccentricities. “I was young, and searching, trying to find myself,” he says. “Never did.”-- Andre B

  

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7. "My daddy was drunk one nght..."
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...and he put on one of my tapes with Coltrane's "Transition" on one side and Organized Konfusion's "Stress:the extinction agenda" on the other. He obviously wanted to hear Coltrane but put on the wrong side and in his drunkenness started to nod his head and go "This is really good! It's like modern Jazz but with voices!". He hated Hip-Hop so I found this really amusing at the time and still do. Not sure it would have worked with any Hip-Hop though...

Also, Carcass became a running joke in my family. I was jumping around and playing airguitar to the "Symphonies of sickness"-album some time in 1990 or so and my mom opened the door to my room to tell me that food was on the table. I didn't notice at first, I just saw mom *and* dad staring at me a while later and saying "What is this shit you are listening to? Are you insane?". After that, they always used Carcass as a reference-point of wackness, like "This is almost as bad as Carcass" or "Well, at least it's not as bad as Carcass" when there was music on the TV or radio...

  

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8. "My dad on jazz (Miles, Coltrane, etc.)"
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"I respect it but I don't wanna listen to someone playing at me for 10 minutes".

And on a related note, he loves smooth jazz and whenever a tune comes along that he likes, he always says something like "boy, that sound good" (*closes eyes/snaps fingers to the lame smooth jazz beat*)
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I don't like the beat anymore because its just a loop. ALC didn't FLIP IT ENOUGH!

Flip it enough? Flip these. Flip off. Go flip some f*cking burgers.(c)Kno

Allied State of the National Electric Beat Treaty Organization (NEBTO)

  

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10. "*deader than Ted*"
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>And on a related note, he loves smooth jazz and whenever a
>tune comes along that he likes, he always says something like
>"boy, that sound good" (*closes eyes/snaps fingers to the lame
>smooth jazz beat*)

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9. "My dad upon hearing Drake on the radio:"
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"And he gets paid for this".

Wasn't a question; said with complete disgust.
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I don't like the beat anymore because its just a loop. ALC didn't FLIP IT ENOUGH!

Flip it enough? Flip these. Flip off. Go flip some f*cking burgers.(c)Kno

Allied State of the National Electric Beat Treaty Organization (NEBTO)

  

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11. "LMAO"
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>"And he gets paid for this".
>
>Wasn't a question; said with complete disgust.

I swear I heard that in the voice of Austin Carr... some old dude from SE DC getting mad at something

  

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13. "KILLER"
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14. "Haha yes! That is perfect."
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15. "He called frantic like, you HAVE to hear this."
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He came down for my b-day and was like, "Have you ever heard of this guy DJ Jazzy Jeff?!" Some record store guy had hipped him to The Magnificent. The guy that gave me Southernplayalistic without realizing it, was floored by Jazzy Jeff.

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16. "I was talking to my pop recently about when he snuck in to see"
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Harry Belafonte at the Academy of Music in Philadelphia. Looking at Belafonte's career, this was probably 1957 or so, about when he was a senior in high school. His buddy was an usher and they arranged to meet at some back alley service door and get let in.

What sticks in his mind about the concert isn't the music, or Belafonte's persona or charisma or anything I'd expect. It's the way, in his words, 'the Black women in the audience, and there were lots of them, were going absolutely apeshit for him, throwing stuff at him, screaming the whole time.'

It's funny b/c
-it reveals a lot about my pop & the context of the times;
-I don't tend to think of Belafonte as having a large and screaming Black audience, rather a somewhat bougie mixed audience with refined tastes & behavior

Anyhow, I've been meaning for the longest to find some time to sit down with my pop and record a conversation with him where we're just talking about music, an oral history of sorts. I think it'd be a lot of fun and a cool document to have... guy's in his 70s and while he's going strong, he clearly won't be around forever.

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album ---> http://greenwoodburns.bandcamp.com/releases
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my own stuff -->http://soundcloud.com/lonesomedstringband

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21. "RE: I was talking to my pop recently about when he snuck in to see"
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that some cool shit... Prince and the Time used to come to Pittsburgh all the time and my dad took my sister to see him back in the early 80's.

"I always thought that boy was a faggot but damn, he got some bad bitches..."

My dad still thinks he is a pimp.. scratch that.. my Dad is still a pimp. He has green eyes and can spit some good shit to the lady's. I found a book "Iceberg Slim" under his bed when I was 9... shit changed my life.

  

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22. "LMMFAO"
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>"I always thought that boy was a faggot but damn, he got some
>bad bitches..."

I think he wasn't alone in thinking that about Prince

  

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18. ""Chicago is better than EWF.""
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To the point where we can't even talk about it anymore.


"Your current frequencies of understanding outweigh that which has been given for you to understand." Saul Williams

  

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19. "My Dad gave me his vinyl collection..."
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and right before he gave it to me he says (in serious voice)

"son, there's some weird shit in here. Some really weird shit...them white boys and that acid had me fucked up in art school"

He wasn't lying either...

Hendrix Axis: Bold of Love, Iron Butterfly, Jim Neighbors (WTF?)... and tons of 45's from the 50s and 60's.



  

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20. "while listening to Entroducing as a teenager, "
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3 minutes into "Building Steam With A Grain Of Salt" during the drum break being chopped up:

"You know your CD is skipping."

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29. "smh"
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“The other dude after me didn’t help my case. It was just like…crazy nigga factory going on.”
Dre makes no apologies for his own eccentricities. “I was young, and searching, trying to find myself,” he says. “Never did.”-- Andre B

  

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fontgangsta
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25. "i could not be happier i made this post"
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some of y'all got me dying in here

  

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26. "RE: My dad trying to relate with me over Mariah + Boyz II Men"
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"They DO make good pop music these days, after all!"

Uhh, sure thing, dad.

May he rest well.

~Austin

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AlBundy
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28. "my dad swore frankie beverly outsold p*****"
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smh

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“The other dude after me didn’t help my case. It was just like…crazy nigga factory going on.”
Dre makes no apologies for his own eccentricities. “I was young, and searching, trying to find myself,” he says. “Never did.”-- Andre B

  

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30. "My dad always heard Hot Chocolate's "You Sexy Thing""
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and thought they were saying "where's your bra... you sexy thing".

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Get over yourself.

  

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