HMM...CANT REMEMBER FAM...EVERYONES SAYING MY NAME AND SHIT LEFT AND RIGHT AND VERBALLY AND BLOGGINGLY AND SCRIPTURALLY PERFORMING FELLATIO ON MY ELONGATED EBONY TROUSER SNAKE AND FOR THE LIFE OF ME I SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THE OCCASION!!! IS IT BECAUSE IM SO USED TO CRITICAL ADULATION THAT IM NOW TOO CONDITIONED TO APPRECIATE HIGH PRAISE??? OR IS IT SIMPLY BECAUSE I REALLY FORGOT SOMETHING KIND OF SIGNIFICANT FAM??? THE LATTER SEEMS UNLIKELY BECAUSE I STILL HAVE YET TO RELEASE ANY OF THE PROJECTS IM CURRENTLY WORKING ON!!! I EXPECTED THIS SORT OF WIDESPREAD SUPPORT FOR THE IMPENDING RELEASE OF "THESE MUTANT EYES" BUT I HAVENT EVEN RELEASED "THESE MUTANT EYES" YET FAM SO WHAT THE FUCK??? OH MY BAD YOURE PROBABLY ASKING YOURSELF WHAT "THESE MUTANT EYES" IS FAM!!! WELL I WASNT GOING TO ANNOUNCE THE PROJECT UNTIL RAMADAN IS OVER BUT I GUESS I SPILLED THE BEANS FAM!!! SO GROWING UP AND SHIT RIGHT I WAS CONVINCED THAT EVERYONE HATED ME AND THEY WOULD LAUGH AT ME FOR DRESSING DIFFERENT AND LAUGHING FUNNY AND FOR DRINKING SKIM MILK AT LUNCH INSTEAD OF CHOCOLATE MILK LIKE FUCKING EVERYONE IS SUPPOSED TO DO IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SINCE THATS THE ONE FREE CHOICE YOU HAVE AT THE AGE OF SEVEN!!! SO BECAUSE I WAS SO PERSIFIED...UM PERSPIRALED...IS IT PERSECUTED??? YES!!! SO BECAUSE I WAS SO PERSECUTED I ALWAYS RELATED TO THE X-MEN BECAUSE LIKE MYSELF I WAS BETTER THAN EVERYONE AT LIVING AND NO ONE FUCKING UNDERSTOOD THAT FAM!!! SO SEEING AS IVE PUT OUT FIVE CLASSIC SOLO ALBUMS NOW AND SEEMINGLY NO ONE IN THIS STRATOSPHERE OR HEMISPHERE APPRECIATES MY EFFORT WHATSOEVER IVE REKINDLED MY INNER RELATIVITY TO THE X-MEN AND HAVE BEGUN WORK ON A CONCEPT ALBUM TITLED "THESE MUTANT EYES" WHEREIN I RAP FROM THE TORTURED PERSPECTIVE OF ONE OF CHARLES EXSAVIORS STUDENTS AND THATS MY WHOLE POWER THAT IM JUST CONSIDERABLY MORE INSPIRED AND CREATIVE AND HANDSOME AND ARTICULATE AND BETTER DRESSED THAN THE VAST MAJORITY OF THE HUMAN RACE FAM!!! THATS IT NO CLAWS NO FIREWORKS FINGERS NO WEATHER CHANGING SHIT JUST PERFECTION!!! WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE COSTUME I HAVE PREPARED FOR THE VMAS FAM!!! ALL NUDE EXCEPT FOR A YVES SAINT LAURENT LOIN CLOTH MADE OF POLAR BEARS CALF FUR FAM!!! AND RIHANNA IS DRESSING LIKE ROGUE TO SING THE HOOK OF THE LEAD SINGLE "POW POOM POW SWAG"!!! BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THAT MUTANT SHIT FAM!!! BUT I DIGRESS AND YET STILL I CANT RECALL WHY EVERYONE IS SWINGING ESPECIALLY TIGHT FROM THIS NINE GALLON NUTSACK OF MINE!!! OH FUCK WAIT A MINUTE!!! FAM JAY PUT OUT THAT BULLSHIT CD-R OF DARK FANTASY B SIDES DIDNT HE??? AHAHAHA I THOUGHT SEAN WAS JOKING WHEN HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO RAP OVER THOSE AND SEND IT TO STEVE JOBS!!! THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!! WELL WHATEVER AINT LIKE HE HAD A JAY ELECTRONICA CD TO PROMOTE OR ANYTHING!!! WHAT A GOOF BALL!!! TA TA FAM IM LOGGING OFF AND LOGGING ONTO A NICE ZIPLOCK BAG FULL OF MOLLY IN IBIZA WEARING SHORTS WITH LITTLE PELICANS ON THEM!!!
FAM JUST LET ME DO ME!!!!! HOW COULD YOU NOT JUST LET A MAN DO HIMSELF FAM!!!???!!!
10. "For your viewing pleasure (haphazardly sane yeezy edit):" In response to Reply # 2 Fri Aug-12-11 10:59 AM by MiQL
hmm...cant remember fam...everyones saying my name and shit left and right and verbally and bloggingly and scripturally performing fellatio on my elongated ebony trouser snake and for the life of me i seem to have forgotten the occasion!!! is it because im so used to critical adulation that im now too conditioned to appreciate high praise??? or is it simply because i really forgot something kind of significant fam??? the latter seems unlikely because i still have yet to release any of the projects im currently working on!!! i expected this sort of widespread support for the impending release of "these mutant eyes" but i havent even released "these mutant eyes" yet fam so what the fuck??? oh my bad youre probably asking yourself what "these mutant eyes" is fam!!! well i wasnt going to announce the project until ramadan is over but i guess i spilled the beans fam!!!
so growing up and shit right i was convinced that everyone hated me and they would laugh at me for dressing different and laughing funny and for drinking skim milk at lunch instead of chocolate milk like fucking everyone is supposed to do in elementary school since thats the one free choice you have at the age of seven!!! so because i was so persified...um perspiraled...is it persecuted??? yes!!! so because i was so persecuted i always related to the x-men because like myself i was better than everyone at living and no one fucking understood that fam!!!
so seeing as ive put out five classic solo albums now and seemingly no one in this stratosphere or hemisphere appreciates my effort whatsoever ive rekindled my inner relativity to the x-men and have begun work on a concept album titled "these mutant eyes" wherein i rap from the tortured perspective of one of charles exsaviors students and thats my whole power that im just considerably more inspired and creative and handsome and articulate and better dressed than the vast majority of the human race fam!!! thats it no claws no fireworks fingers no weather changing shit just perfection!!! wait until you see the costume i have prepared for the vmas fam!!! all nude except for a yves saint laurent loin cloth made of polar bears calf fur fam!!! and rihanna is dressing like rogue to sing the hook of the lead single "pow poom pow swag"!!! be on the lookout for that mutant shit fam!!!
but i digress and yet still i cant recall why everyone is swinging especially tight from this nine gallon nutsack of mine!!! oh fuck wait a minute!!! fam jay put out that bullshit cd-r of dark fantasy b sides didnt he??? ahahaha i thought sean was joking when he said he was going to rap over those and send it to steve jobs!!! that motherfucker!!! well whatever aint like he had a jay electronica cd to promote or anything!!! what a goof ball!!! ta ta fam im logging off and logging onto a nice ziplock bag full of molly in ibiza wearing shorts with little pelicans on them!!!
fam just let me do me!!!!! how could you not just let a man do himself fam!!!???!!!
6. "HAHAHAH" In response to Reply # 0 Fri Aug-12-11 10:30 AM by maro
ALL NUDE EXCEPT FOR A YVES SAINT >LAURENT LOIN CLOTH MADE OF POLAR BEARS CALF FUR FAM!!! AND >RIHANNA IS DRESSING LIKE ROGUE TO SING THE HOOK OF THE LEAD >SINGLE "POW POOM POW SWAG"!!! >
8. "yea that part got me too" In response to Reply # 6
> ALL NUDE EXCEPT FOR A YVES SAINT >>LAURENT LOIN CLOTH MADE OF POLAR BEARS CALF FUR FAM!!! AND >>RIHANNA IS DRESSING LIKE ROGUE TO SING THE HOOK OF THE LEAD >>SINGLE "POW POOM POW SWAG"!!!
41. "yeah, I cant front...." In response to Reply # 27
a couple of this previous ones were humorous, but this isn't funny at all to me. I guess folk were waiting so long for dude to make a post they had already made up their minds it was gonna be hilarious.
O GROWING UP AND SHIT RIGHT I WAS CONVINCED THAT EVERYONE HATED ME AND THEY WOULD LAUGH AT ME FOR DRESSING DIFFERENT AND LAUGHING FUNNY AND FOR DRINKING SKIM MILK AT LUNCH INSTEAD OF CHOCOLATE MILK LIKE FUCKING EVERYONE IS SUPPOSED TO DO IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SINCE THATS THE ONE FREE CHOICE YOU HAVE AT THE AGE OF SEVEN!!! SO BECAUSE I WAS SO PERSIFIED...UM PERSPIRALED...IS IT PERSECUTED??? YES!!! SO BECAUSE I WAS SO PERSECUTED I ALWAYS RELATED TO THE X-MEN BECAUSE LIKE MYSELF I WAS BETTER THAN EVERYONE AT LIVING AND NO ONE FUCKING UNDERSTOOD THAT FAM!!!
