"You ever feel like policing something you have no business policing?"
I work in an office building with shared bathrooms on each floor. I've noticed this for a while now and guys (don't know about the women's side of this) use too many paper towels to dry their hands.
I wring the shit outta my hands, shake the water off, then use 1 sheet to dry. Its more than enough to fully dry your hands.
I would never say anything. I see it as a waste of paper.
¿If a fat guy falls in the woods and there is no one around to see it, do the trees laugh?
there is some dude her that leaves tiny black stuff. like thick hair but only like a 1/16th of an inch long. whats worse is when someone doesnt flush, then you flush and start to do your business while it flushes but its somewhat backed up so it starts filling up too close to comfort.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79616 posts
Wed Jun-19-19 09:55 AM
13. "We had a debate about flushing someone else’s urine" In response to Reply # 3
Dude said it’s all going the same place.
I said splash back, mixing urine, old urine swimming upstream.. not worth the risk. Shit is nasty
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
66. "and don't shit in the urinals either" In response to Reply # 1
yeah it's a real thing
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2. "YES. Kids fighting. its kind of a point for me. " In response to Reply # 0
growing up in bad neighborhoods I got into many scraps, some I won, some I lost and sometimes randomly I would be jumped for venturing into the wrong hood.
In the random times I was jumped (west side of chicago, south central la) I remember men rushing over to break that shit up.
I was walking with my kid and I witnessed a similar thing and I was about to rush over to break that up until I realized they were friends fucking around...I never realized that it was a response I had in me until then.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79616 posts
Wed Jun-19-19 09:41 AM
4. "Peeing with the seat down. Your aim isn’t that good" In response to Reply # 0
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
19. "95% the buttons are programmed to NOT respond to that. I worked" In response to Reply # 6
in facilities for a spell and the Elevator maintenance contractor told me that the door close/hold open times are regulated by building code/fire safety regulations and that activating the buttons to overide that vary by jurisdiction or something...so they typically just disable it altogether instead of trying to remember what the regulations are for wherever they happen to be servicing...
"Get ready....for your blessing....." "Bury me by my Grand-Grand and when you can come follow me"
If the elevator is crowded and you're standing next to the buttons, don't glare at everyone who reaches into your personal space to push the button. You chose to stand there.
8. "Sagging pants on males. " In response to Reply # 0
Surprisingly, whenever I'd said something (in a very respectful manner that focuses on responsibility to one's image) jokers actually pulled their pants up and be like "I know, I know, you're right..."
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“It was the evidence from science and history that prompted me to abandon my atheism and become a Christian.†— Lee Strobel, The Case for Christ
23. "When I was 16 I was driving from cutting my grandma's yard one day..." In response to Reply # 8
It was hot as hell outside... My 1980 Toyota Corolla had NO A/C... So I had all the windows down...no shirt on...just rolling, as a young southern boy is want to do..... Pull up to the corner and this NOI cat was slanging bean pies & Final Calls, as a young NOI member is want to do.... I cop a Final Call & a pie and this bamma had to gall to tell me to put my shirt on while driving because I was being disrespectful.....
"Get ready....for your blessing....." "Bury me by my Grand-Grand and when you can come follow me"
28. "i don't trip...but i do judge" In response to Reply # 26
but there are spots i can park in DC that i know they enforce that shit and its funny i once got to a garage....and i was seeing a car get towed out of a EV spot...i smiled
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15. "folks that use the wrong doors for entering/exiting." In response to Reply # 0
going into the left door and coming out of the right door. makes for unnecessary dances to get around each other. businesses don't help when they have 2 doors, but only operate one.
add folks walking with their heads deep in their phones. I just keep walking my line until they see me up close.
24. "traffic lights timing" In response to Reply # 0
sitting at an intersection during a long red light when there is no one driving on the cross street. then the light always turns red when cars do show up.
25. "People not using "please" and "thank you" with strangers, apart" In response to Reply # 0
from situations where the other person is rude or mean first. So customers just giving curt answers to cashiers, or cashiers giving customers commands in stern tones. It's all so impolite. I feel like reprimanding all of them right then and there, but of course I don't say anything.
29. "At airports and on planes" In response to Reply # 0
People in the last boarding group hovering around the front of the line.....you’re 10 minutes away from getting called, go sit down!
People behind me, standing in the aisles when waiting to get off the plane bothers me too. Mainly because I’ve occasionally seen people “cutting†and moving ahead rather than letting the people in front of them off first.
32. "I know right, but I blame the airlines for this " In response to Reply # 29
since they all charge for checked bag everyone is breaking their necks to get to the overhead storage. Since seats are more cramped having shit under your feet is annoying as hell.
But yeah them people that stand as soon as the plane lands. You gotta wait for the people in front, sit the fuck down!
¿If a fat guy falls in the woods and there is no one around to see it, do the trees laugh?
30. "People that turn the corner while looking at their phone" In response to Reply # 0
I've already accepted that peolpe are gonna be staring at their phones everywhere. But it's those moments like entering an elevator or turning the corner where I just want folks to LOOK UP for one damn second.
People shouldn't have to move around you in life because you're distracted
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79616 posts
Wed Jun-19-19 02:49 PM
33. "I hand check folks. Women, kids, old people, dudes" In response to Reply # 30
anyone can get a hand check when they aren’t looking.
Some people look up like WTF but how you gonna walk without looking and then get mad like I’m violating your space.
Don’t let my kids or wife be with me either. I get real aggressive to make sure they aren’t touched.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
34. "Office bathroom etiquette in general deserves its own post." In response to Reply # 0
- Dudes STAY pissing all over the seats, and floor in front of the toilets. How old are these people ? Can't control your shit ? Unreal. Clean it up. We're supposed to be adults here.
- Dudes also apparently are flinging toilet paper all over the stall and just leaving it there. Looks like a hurricane came through when you walk in, it's mindblowing. Fucking animals !
- We all know the "urinal etiquette" cliche, but what about stall etiquette ? If there are 3 stalls, and I'm in the 1st stall taking a shit, YOU DO NOT SIT IN THE 2ND STALL. Nobody wants to be taking a shit with their feet 2 feet away from another dude's feet, who's also taking a shit. ALWAYS leave the buffer stall whenever possible, barring an emergency or something. This should be fucking mandatory, written into bylaws. In fact the manufacturers of bathroom stalls should create a system where if the 1st stall door is locked/occupied, the 2nd stall door auto-locks and only unlocks once the 3rd stall is occupied/locked. Getting into that 2nd stall when the 3rd stall is open is borderline sociopathic. Disgusting.
I had more but now I'm so disgusted by the thought of how often the above scenario happens I can't get my thoughts together.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79616 posts
Fri Jun-21-19 08:40 AM
44. "Seen a guy at the mall put his shopping bag under the urinal..." In response to Reply # 34
he was using.
Who does that?
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
36. "Handicapped parking spots & shopping carts" In response to Reply # 0
I knocked on a lady's window and asked her to put her cart in the right spot, cuz she left it in the middle of a handicapped spot. I was like damn, lady you really expect someone who needs that spot to get out and move your shopping cart? Do better. She gave me a stink eye, but she moved that shit, cuz she knew she was wrong.
I also hate when people park their big ass trucks or SUVs in handicapped spots because they have more space. You just gotta be a shit human being to do that IMO.
In a generation of swine, the one-eyed pig is king. -Hunter S. Thompson
40. "Teens sitting in running cars in front of houses." In response to Reply # 0
In my subdivision, kids have started hanging out in parked cars with the engine running and the headlights on. Like, do y’all not realize you can use the radio without the car being on?
41. "Slow pedestrians when I’m in a turn lane" In response to Reply # 0
Sometimes, it seems like they walk slower when they’re in the crosswalk knowing you’re trying to make that right/left. Especially at intersections with red light cameras.
I'm usually pretty quiet in larger meetings unless I actually have something constructive to add or ask. Otherwise I let other people do the talking for the most part. I fucking hate when they're like "did you have anything to add?" If I did I would have added it, fuck off.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79616 posts
Fri Jun-21-19 08:34 AM
43. "Young/healthy people using the motorized carts at Walmart" In response to Reply # 0
thinking shit is a joke.
There is someone who probably needs that shit for real
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
50. "Counterpoint: dinging people's cars, nice or not." In response to Reply # 48 Fri Jun-21-19 10:53 AM by Brew
Folks are wayyyyyyyyyyy too liberal w/their door opening techniques. I have never and will never take up multiple spaces, I agree that that's a dick move.
But I damn sure park as far away from other vehicles as possible in parking lots, because if I don't I'll end up with 1,000 little dings and scratches on my car, the result of assholes who can't figure out how to appropriately open automobile doors without *banging* their neighbors' cars. No lie, just last month I was at a shopping plaza and had parked all the way in the back for this exact reason. When I got out of a store and approached my car to put the bag inside, I noticed another car parked not only next to mine, but super super close. For no good fucking reason, there was space everywhere. This was annoying enough on its own, but honest to god while I was sitting in my car for a second responding to a couple texts before I took off, the owners of the car came back. The woman opened and *slammed* her door into the side of my car. I got out and went fucking postal on her. Thought her bf/husband may not take too kindly to that but funnily enough he was on my side. But the situation was half his fault !! Fuck them both.
Luckily there was no damage but still - good god man. Grow up.
51. "Them fucking big ass trucks == New luxury sedans with 20" rims" In response to Reply # 49
>They are so annoying, They are every where in FL. I don't see >the appeal and I auto judge them as pricks. > >It'd be the most Bro or bros driving them too.
Pretty-much the exact same reasons behind buying one of those... so they can stunt.
52. "People standing/walking in the middle of the street" In response to Reply # 0
It's usually homeless folks asking for money, and Everytime I end up yelling like a crazy person at them.
Slow walking people in general piss me off, but ESPECIALLY people walking in the cross walk.
People who use a restroom, drop a deuce and then don't flush. It had gotten so bad at my job that I wanted to set up a strong operation to figure out which nasty bastard was doing out
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>People who use a restroom, drop a deuce and then don't flush. >It had gotten so bad at my job that I wanted to set up a >strong operation to figure out which nasty bastard was doing >out
especially at work, not that its okay in public restrooms but come on at work?
people love standing in front of the door to the bathrooms at my job talking to others. we have designated walking areas and they always block them to talk. i dont like that.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79616 posts
Fri Jun-21-19 01:16 PM
60. "Used to have a woman who walked down the middle of the street" In response to Reply # 52
While looking over her shoulder every few seconds.
We used to call that the crack walk
Actually seen some kids walking in the street next to the sidewalk on busy roads. Like they were trying to end it all
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
54. "I saw a pregnant lady smoking in front of the dollar store." In response to Reply # 0
I decided not to say anything because it looked like her life was already rough. She actually looked like she was on crack. Cigarettes were probably the least of her problems.
55. "Ha I saw this in the common area out front of my old company ..." In response to Reply # 54
... a couple years ago. Late-term pregnant chick, chain smoking on a bench feet from my office. Similar to you, I thought about speaking up but eventually she started doing the dozing off/lean thing, so she was clearly shooting up while pregnant too. And I thought to myself, sadly it's probably too damn late.
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