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Mynoriti
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"Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise."
Tue Jun-11-19 12:12 PM by Triptych

  

          

https://twitter.com/justinbieber/status/1137880621848584193


mod note (Triptych): Sorry - accidentally edited this

  
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crap I just logged on and it's already time to logoff.
Jun 10th 2019
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TOMMY
Jun 10th 2019
2
LOL, I'm not the only that thinks Cruise would destroy him right?
Jun 10th 2019
3
*waits for Scientology to body Bieber's career*
Jun 10th 2019
4
Bieber has two+ inches and 30+ pounds on Cruise... but Cruise wins.
Jun 10th 2019
5
If he were really about that life, he'd challenge Keanu
Jun 10th 2019
6
Cruise wasn’t famous until he was 20+, he wins easily
Jun 10th 2019
7
Agreed
Jun 10th 2019
10
You see Cruise's original teeth? Yeah, those are "I fight" teeth.
Jun 11th 2019
12
      https://i.gifer.com/3Ef.gif
Jun 12th 2019
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Tommy
Jun 10th 2019
8
I think Beiber has too many people around him cysing him
Jun 10th 2019
9
Dude is forever pubescent
Jun 11th 2019
11
Tom Cruise gonna eat Bieber's unborn children.
Jun 11th 2019
13
lol i was all confused when i saw the original edit
Jun 11th 2019
14
Lol for the record I was cool with the edit
Jun 11th 2019
15
      lol sorry
Jun 11th 2019
16
Tom Creezy gonna fuck beiber up wit dat ....
Jun 12th 2019
18
What's a katana again *wipe fade* I know bushido.
Jun 12th 2019
20
i'm rooting way too hard for bieber
Jun 12th 2019
19
Cruise is in phenomenal shape and has Scientology probably
Jun 12th 2019
21
You know how many times he's practiced sprinting in a tuxedo?
Jun 12th 2019
22
Tom is a real life John Wick lol
Jun 12th 2019
23

PG
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1. "crap I just logged on and it's already time to logoff. "
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stupid internets are too much.

  
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fontgangsta
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2. "TOMMY"
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hes got....All The Right Moves

  
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walihorse
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3. "LOL, I'm not the only that thinks Cruise would destroy him right?"
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Unless Bieber has been training. I don't see it.

żIf a fat guy falls in the woods and there is no one around to see it, do the trees laugh?

  
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WarriorPoet415
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4. "*waits for Scientology to body Bieber's career*"
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Frank Longo
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5. "Bieber has two+ inches and 30+ pounds on Cruise... but Cruise wins."
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Because Cruise is unquestionably faster than Bieber, and Cruise has been doing his own fight stunts for a decade now. Biebs would swing wildly at Cruise, miss repeatedly, and Cruise would pick his spots to pick him apart.

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Cold Truth
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6. "If he were really about that life, he'd challenge Keanu"
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 Mon Jun-10-19 04:29 PM by Cold Truth

  

          

That said, Crooze wins without breaking a sweat.

  
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DJR
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7. "Cruise wasn’t famous until he was 20+, he wins easily"
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because he likely got into some fights as a kid, like pretty much everybody.

Bieber has had bodyguards since he was like 12, he has probably never been in a fight in his life.

  
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10. "Agreed"
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>because he likely got into some fights as a kid, like pretty
>much everybody.
>
>Bieber has had bodyguards since he was like 12, he has
>probably never been in a fight in his life.

  
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Frank Longo
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12. "You see Cruise's original teeth? Yeah, those are "I fight" teeth. "
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My movies: http://russellhainline.com
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17. "https://i.gifer.com/3Ef.gif"
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https://i.gifer.com/3Ef.gif

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8. "Tommy"
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GOMEZ
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9. "I think Beiber has too many people around him cysing him"
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All his boys tell him he's awesome at skateboarding and let him win at basketball and stuff so the party train keeps rolling.

He probably went in to an MMA class and some folks let him have some success, and he thinks he's ready to tangle.

I'd say Cruise by ground and pound.

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-Hunter S. Thompson

  
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11. "Dude is forever pubescent"
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He better siddown somewhere

  
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13. "Tom Cruise gonna eat Bieber's unborn children."
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He's CRAZY.

Dude's been doing all his own stunts for like 40 years.

Every movie he's FOR REAL riding motorcycles off the sides of hovercrafts and hanging off planes and shit.

Worth like $700 million and 55 years old like Hmm what'll I do today oh I know SKYDIVE FROM SPACE FOR SIX MONTHS.

Like 90% of fighting is willpower. I'm not fighting Tom Cruise fuck that.

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14. "lol i was all confused when i saw the original edit"
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15. "Lol for the record I was cool with the edit"
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in this case

  
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16. "lol sorry"
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the edit and reply buttons are so close to each other

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18. "Tom Creezy gonna fuck beiber up wit dat ...."
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...good Last Samurai time-lapse....

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20. "What's a katana again *wipe fade* I know bushido."
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19. "i'm rooting way too hard for bieber "
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21. "Cruise is in phenomenal shape and has Scientology probably"
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infusing him with the blood of their young to give him strength.

And if all else fails, he can run better, too.

Cruise wins.

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22. "You know how many times he's practiced sprinting in a tuxedo?"
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not fighting dude.

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23. "Tom is a real life John Wick lol"
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