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FLUIDJ
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"What CAN'T you buy easily on Amazon??"


  

          

besides drugs and alcohol and sex of course....


"Get ready....for your blessing....."
"Bury me by my Grand-Grand and when you can come follow me"

  

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lol, came to say this one. Gotta go to other urls for the first & last
Jun 05th 2019
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i just ordered something
Jun 05th 2019
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I returned something last week by simply shoving it into a yellow cabine...
Jun 05th 2019
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      LOL...that happened to me, bro...
Jun 05th 2019
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clothes is hard to find in my experience
Jun 05th 2019
5
try out their other company EastDane
Jun 05th 2019
11
nah their layout is awful and their filter is ineffective
Jun 05th 2019
16
Wait until their AI gets better at predicting what you want/need
Jun 05th 2019
6
AMAZON: "We think you might be interested in dog repellant"
Jun 05th 2019
7
Better???? I swear they tell ME when my dog's food is low
Jun 05th 2019
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      Yeah, I could see them with an uber crate/subscription deal:
Jun 05th 2019
13
I walked into the drugstore looking for nosepads for my glasses
Jun 05th 2019
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^^^SEES it^^^
Jun 05th 2019
12
      That next day shipping is crack. I ordered something not from AMZN
Jun 05th 2019
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           I legit get mad. "FCK YOU MEAN "Arriving By Friday"?!!?"
Jun 05th 2019
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Amazon is da DEBIL!
Jun 05th 2019
10
It won't be long before they start selling cars.
Jun 06th 2019
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flipnile
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Wed Jun-05-19 09:06 AM

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1. "lol, came to say this one. Gotta go to other urls for the first & last"
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>besides drugs and alcohol and sex of course....

I'm gonna go with Cars, motorcycles and other street vehicles. Party because of the 51 different laws about registration and titling.

  

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Crash Bandacoot
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Wed Jun-05-19 09:26 AM

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2. "i just ordered something "
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that i wouldn't be able to find in the store. i had the option of
picking it up in college park or having it delivered the same day, it's
amazing.

  

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FLUIDJ
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Wed Jun-05-19 09:34 AM

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3. "I returned something last week by simply shoving it into a yellow cabine..."
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out in front of the 7-11 down the street...
My refund was issued before I made it back home...
AMAZING.

Amazon Locker is the future that every shopaholic dreamed of.

  

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Dstl1
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Wed Jun-05-19 09:42 AM

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4. "LOL...that happened to me, bro..."
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I bought a cordless headset joint to use at work, cuz I didn't like the style that the company had. My super saw me hooking it up and was like "man, did you buy that out of pocket...send it back, I'll have you one like that ordered". I filled out the return joint in my Amazon account...printed the label...took it to UPS on my lunch. By the time I got back to work and parked, it was refunded.

...I'm from the era when A.I. was the answer, now they think ai is the answer - Marlon Craft

  

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mista k5
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Wed Jun-05-19 09:56 AM

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5. "clothes is hard to find in my experience"
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for some reason i have a hard time effectively filtering options. theres either too many options or not enough. it is cool that they have the wardrobe thing where you can return what you dont want but finding stuff you actually want just by browsing is kind of wack.

maybe im doing it wrong.

  

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double negative
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Wed Jun-05-19 10:55 AM

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11. "try out their other company EastDane"
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bearfield
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Wed Jun-05-19 01:41 PM

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16. "nah their layout is awful and their filter is ineffective"
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>for some reason i have a hard time effectively filtering
>options. theres either too many options or not enough. it is
>cool that they have the wardrobe thing where you can return
>what you dont want but finding stuff you actually want just by
>browsing is kind of wack.
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>maybe im doing it wrong.

and it doesn't make sense because other places like nordstrom rack, old navy, polo, adidas, etc. seem to all use the same filter template and it's really useful. however i imagine that amazon is more interested in using their own filter which is not great for clothing but good for everything else

  

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nonaime
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Wed Jun-05-19 09:57 AM

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6. "Wait until their AI gets better at predicting what you want/need"
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FLUIDJ
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7. "AMAZON: "We think you might be interested in dog repellant""
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FLUIDJ: "FOH Amazon...I don't even HAVE a dog or BE around dogs like that"

*3 days later FLUIDJ goes for a quick 5K run*

FLUIDJ: "Oh snap, look at DATass...let me gone & cross the street for a better looksee"
MSFATBOOTYSBITCHASSDOG: "AARFF arrff! FCK you lookin at ma owna lik dat fo!" *


"Get ready....for your blessing....."
"Bury me by my Grand-Grand and when you can come follow me"

  

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Dstl1
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9. "Better???? I swear they tell ME when my dog's food is low"
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...I'm from the era when A.I. was the answer, now they think ai is the answer - Marlon Craft

  

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nonaime
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13. "Yeah, I could see them with an uber crate/subscription deal:"
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$xxx/mo and they they just ship you crap (with a high probability that you'll keep it too). Clothes, food, dog food...

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Buddy_Gilapagos
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Wed Jun-05-19 10:08 AM

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8. "I walked into the drugstore looking for nosepads for my glasses"
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Spent 10 minutes looking for them. I gave up and bought some in 30 seconds on Amazon and will have tomorrow.


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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

  

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FLUIDJ
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Wed Jun-05-19 11:02 AM

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12. "^^^SEES it^^^"
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"Get ready....for your blessing....."
"Bury me by my Grand-Grand and when you can come follow me"

  

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nonaime
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14. "That next day shipping is crack. I ordered something not from AMZN"
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it was sent regular shipping. Totally unacceptable.

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FLUIDJ
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15. "I legit get mad. "FCK YOU MEAN "Arriving By Friday"?!!?""
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"Get ready....for your blessing....."
"Bury me by my Grand-Grand and when you can come follow me"

  

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10. "Amazon is da DEBIL!"
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we will be destroyed by computers....Asian carp, or African killer bees

and imagine when someone purchases a gene splicer from amazon and creates African Asian Killer Carp Bees!!!

F**K a zombie apocalypse when this is at your doorsteps..... PEOPLE WAKE UP!!!

  

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17. "It won't be long before they start selling cars. "
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I'm surprised they haven't done it already.

  

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