For me it was getting in a fight with someone I thought was a wanna-be ese. Then he took his shirt off and I saw it. The Aztec calendar....
For those who don't know, there's only ONE reason to get that tatted. Aztecas are as gangsta as gangsta can get. I was at community service and saw 2 of them fold the lead guy in charge b/c he said they were slacking off. They started off in prison so they give zeros about a sentence and/or case.
I digress, I caught the hands and as I tried to get up, he put his cuete on my left cheek said, "Y que puto." Then walked off.
Homie could've pulled the trigger at any time, for that I'm thankful. Thankful to live, live to fight another day (thanks Craig's dad).
Anyways, that was the best example. Guess I could've titled this "When keeping it real goes wrong...".
_____________________________________ No need to get my mental status cold stressin
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Fri Apr-05-19 10:56 AM
4. "I worked at a grocery store stocking late night in VA" In response to Reply # 0
2 mob deep tall dudes asked me if I was new in town and invited me to go to the club with them
I’m in the back seat and we roll up to the club and dude says “circle around one time” and pulls out the strap.
It was at that moment I realized I was real close to being part of a drive by if they saw who they were looking for.
Thankfully nothing popped off.
....
Another time in VA my boy drove to visit a friend in Tidewater. Dudes friend was living in a trap house selling that shit.
Tidewater yo.. smh
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
6. "I threw a temper tantrum for no gotdamn reason." In response to Reply # 0
Dude said I could borrow his Mortal Kombat 2 guide book for the weekend (did not own any version of MK until that wack "Mythologies" one on N64).
Another dude came up and touched it (no indication that he was taking something from me that wasn't mine, to begin with).
Why'd I hit him?!
I got mopped to the point where I didn't get suspended for fighting because all the adults were like "I think a valuable lesson was learned here already".
8. "Got patted-down with a 1/2 in my cargo shorts pocket" In response to Reply # 0
Thought I was taking a ride. Dude squeezed what had to have felt like a crumbly tennis ball from the outside, looked right at me and asked "hey, you don't have anything illegal on you, do you?"
Me: "naw" Him: "ok"
I think the only thing that kept me from getting that nickel ride was the dude I was walking with got it instead because he didn't have his ID and they couldn't find his name in the system. Said he was cuffed to a bench in the station for like 3 hours while the cops walked back and forth giving him dirty looks, then they cut him loose.
9. "About a month after I graduated from College..." In response to Reply # 0
I get an e-mail/phone call from some "Marketing" company in New Jersey saying they saw my Resume on Monster and thought I might be a good fit.
I go in for the first interview at this little Office Building, the owner of the company tells me what an "Amazing Opportunity" they have there and if things go well I could be running my own office within 2 years
After the second interview where I got hired, I ran outside and called my best friend to tell him I had a job and that I was quitting Wendys
Him: That's dope, how much do they pay?
Me:...
I had somehow forgot to ask about compensation during the interview, turns out it was 100% Commission based on getting people to switch their phone service (And from what I heard later, you had to pray to actually get all of the money from your sales)
I lasted about 2 weeks there before realizing the place was a cult and leaving.
R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017
10. "Dem ninjaz ain't really on it like dat..." In response to Reply # 0
Maybe its da Sactown in me but...
We aint really scared of dem ninjaz like dat.
If you from Sac, you know, we grow up scrappin wit dem Katz. Dey bleed just like us. We done had race-riots in Jr. High, aint nobody scared of dem katz!
"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African" Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!
11. "That time I was standing in a church with a tux on and a ring....lol" In response to Reply # 0
That time when an old girl friend said her and her ole man broke up and we should hang. FForward, great time.. I go to drop her off. Dude is waiting with his 9 in hand.
That time as a kid I shot a bird at a YTdudes in a black "general lee" charger while in rural GA. The dudes were literally KKK.
That time I went to Miami and smoked with a Haitian friend of my homeboy. I knew something didn't look right and the dank smelled funny. That isht might have been wet. FML
That time a cop was hitting on my girl. I raised up and wouldn't back down. Cop said he keeps a little weed and a dirty pistol to plant on niXXas like you. FML
That time i went raw with a couple of football cheerleaders..
That time on my first corporate gig when the good old boys were trying to figure out why Sprewell choked Carlisimo. I said he probably called him something someone like PJ should never call a person like Latrell. They figured out I meant the Nword. Their response was that people shouldn't be so sensitive and that you can't let words get to you. I said if you call me that word I would choke you too. People's action have consequences. .... They showed me where power and influence really resides incorporate america.
That time when my boss was a Tomi Lahren type who wanted the D bad and I refused. She made my life hell.
That time I moved into a mcMansion in Gwinnett county and put up Obama/Biden signs..needless to say I was in MAGA'ville central.
>That time on my first corporate gig when the good old boys >were trying to figure out why Sprewell choked Carlisimo. I >said he probably called him something someone like PJ should >never call a person like Latrell. They figured out I meant the >Nword. Their response was that people shouldn't be so >sensitive and that you can't let words get to you. I said if >you call me that word I would choke you too. People's action >have consequences. .... They showed me where power and >influence really resides incorporate america.
So what happened?
__________________________________________
I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Sun Apr-07-19 06:48 AM
12. "The time when my girl invited her friend over" In response to Reply # 0
and I was so focused on getting her friend to leave so i could get some ass I didn’t realize when they said “they like the same type of niggas” they were down for a threesome.
Tidewater yo.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*