6. "I'm at the front of the line. It's MY time to shine!!" In response to Reply # 2
>When ordering, pretend it's a personal conversation between >you and the server/clerk and you 2 are the only ones >inhabiting the earth.
I've never experienced this as much as i have in SoCal. Like how you get to the front of a 20 person line for tacos and not know what you want? What is there to discuss?
In a generation of swine, the one-eyed pig is king. -Hunter S. Thompson
4. "Continue to walk in the very middle of a parking lot ..." In response to Reply # 0
... rather than to the side so that cars driving THROUGH the parking lot can continue to go at a normal pace.
Literally just experienced this so - yea. Needless to say I gave some dirty looks when they finally fucking got out of my fucking way after about 30 seconds of casually strolling directly in front of me after it was made abundantly clear (via, you know, my car making car sounds) that I was fucking there.
5. "close your eyes and imagine a room " In response to Reply # 0
and in that room is a big dial labeled "My Voice Matters" next to that dial is another dial labeled "Other Voices Matter"
turn down the Other Voice dial and turn up the My Voice dial until it nearly breaks off. Matter of fact, break it off, cause we not gonna do is waste my time here. Fuck everyone else, get yours.
24. "RE: Use your speakerphone for every phone conversation. " In response to Reply # 9
>n/m
^^^^THIS because EVERYBODY needs to hear your conversations...
Better Still do Video calls and walk around with your camera on everyone....
You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
10. "Keep your backpack on your back on a crowded subway train." In response to Reply # 0
- Don't screw the cap back on on condiments (but lay it on top, to look like it's screwed on when it's really not).
- Have nice loud phone conversations so that people halfway down the block can clearly hear every word you're saying without even trying to ear hustle your convo.
- Spend a solid hour at the squat rack in the gym.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Fri Nov-16-18 03:07 PM
15. "Shop out of other people carts at the grocery store" In response to Reply # 0
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
19. "Walk diagonally when crossing parking lots..." In response to Reply # 0
because it’s the shortest distance for you to get where you’re going. Be completely unconcerned about the cars waiting for you to finish crossing. Do not pick up the pace, do not walk straight across to get to the other side as quickly as possible and then head to where you’re going, do not give a courtesy wave for the cars waiting.
Just leisurely walk diagonally and ignore everyone else.
20. "Don't look in the direction you're walking (look to either side instead)..." In response to Reply # 0
This one seems really common with white people. I can't count the number of times every day a white person almost walks into me because thy're not looking where they're walking.
I've been meaning to make a post about this for years.
22. "RE: Don't look in the direction you're walking (look to either side inst..." In response to Reply # 20
>This one seems really common with white people. I can't count >the number of times every day a white person almost walks into >me because thy're not looking where they're walking. > >I've been meaning to make a post about this for years.
26. "This did not bother me so much when I was younger but..." In response to Reply # 22
You should pull up at the gas station and leave your car on blasting your demo tape while you go in and buy black and milds....
You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
27. "Demean someone with a menial job" In response to Reply # 0
Nothing screams "punch me in the face" more than someone getting extra with a 20 year old becasue their tacos came with onions and you said not to give you any. I mean like the type of a-hole that can't complain quietly.
31. "When you’re done pumping gas..." In response to Reply # 0 Sat Nov-17-18 01:38 AM by Anonymous
Leave your car parked at the pump while you proceed to go shopping for Slim Jim’s, scratch lotto tickets, or take a shit regardless if someone is waiting to use the pump behind you.
>Leave your car parked at the pump while you proceed to go >shopping for Slim Jim’s, scratch lotto tickets, or take a >shit regardless if someone is waiting to use the pump behind >you.
39. "Quickly take your right on red, before those with a green left arrow..." In response to Reply # 0
coming from the other direction get there. Cut right in front of them. Just like the little prick who has to cut to the front of the line to walk to art class in second grade.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Mon Nov-19-18 09:54 AM
46. "The Pittsburgh left is actually good for traffic " In response to Reply # 41
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
45. "Or a Toyota Prius" In response to Reply # 44 Mon Nov-19-18 09:12 AM by flipnile
*takes 3 seconds to realize the light has turned green because of phone... accelerates slow-as-fuck because Prius... coasts to the next red light to save gas*
47. "RE: Easy ways to become an even bigger asshole?" In response to Reply # 0
- Tailgate people - Honk as SOON as the light turns green - Take your sweet sweet time looking at which scratch offs to get (same goes for drive thru fast food) - Either start closing the door as you enter a building/restaurant and/or don't hold the door open for anyone - Instead of handing money/credit card to cashier, place it directly in front so that cashier has to reach over - No good mornings/goodbyes
_____________________________________ No need to get my mental status cold stressin
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Mon Nov-19-18 04:33 PM
48. "Honking before the light turns green is the worst" In response to Reply # 47
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Wed Nov-21-18 11:37 AM
62. "Haha.. or people sitting next to you in an empty church pew" In response to Reply # 60
I used to find a pew in the cut as a youth and an old person would always come sit right next to me. Only good thing was they always had the candy half way thru the service. They always fell asleep too but let me nod off... nope.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
65. "The thing I hate about the holding the door open" In response to Reply # 63
If I'm holding the door open for a woman...by all means, I'm holding the door open for her to walk in.
But when I'm holding the door for the guy walking behind me and he doesn't reach to transfer the door to his responsibility and just walks in like I'm the damn bell man...nah.
66. "It bothers me when *all* genders and sexes do this:" In response to Reply # 65
>But when I'm holding the door for the guy walking behind me >and he doesn't reach to transfer the door to his >responsibility and just walks in like I'm the damn bell >man...nah. > >That shit gets on my nerves.
only exception are kids, elderly people, people with injuries/handicaps and people with a lot of stuff in their hands.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Wed Nov-21-18 04:38 PM
77. "I’ll open the door for my wife and some white woman flashes out of thi..." In response to Reply # 65
to try and walk in before her
The hell?
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Wed Nov-21-18 04:42 PM
79. "Damn... you might be the asshole in this scenario " In response to Reply # 72
Folks can’t even talk no mo?
Y’all really hate people up in here
I know where I am but damn... coworker can’t even tell a little story.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
83. "Lol" In response to Reply # 79 Thu Nov-22-18 04:20 PM by DJR
1. They’ve gotta at least think I might have some type of connection or reason to care about the story.
2. Get to the point early and assess if I’m interested in hearing more. If I want to hear the story, proceed with the details. If not, wrap it up and move on.
Don’t just try locking me into listening to your long story that has nothing to do with anything and that I have no reason to have interest in.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Wed Nov-21-18 04:39 PM
78. "Holding hands with the wife and someone tried to walk through us" In response to Reply # 0
Always feel like it’s bitter single folks who try this
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
80. "I'm on the other end of this one and sometimes YOU'RE the ahole" In response to Reply # 78
In your scenario if you are holding hands and they are walking in the same direction and there's room to walk around you then they should absolutely walk around you.
If in your scenario there is no room to walk around you but they are behind you trying to pass AND not passing delays them less that 15 seconds they should slow down and wait.
But if you're walking in a confined space without room to get around you and towards people then you are the asshole.
Note: I say there are modified rules for this while running or hiking. when hiking you should always be single file when space is limited - and even if space is large you should not weave back and forth so if someone tries to get around they may actually run into you when you move laterally.
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