Equal parts "that's ghetto shit"/lowbrow/I'm on some other/don't everybody drink that shit?/shit's nasty/not my taste/overpriced nigga shit that gets overpriced cause niggas drink it/tired of hearing it in rap songs/E&J betta/none of my people drink it/how the fuck this become the official black drink/at least that shit outlasted incredible hulks/nigs be too gone/fightstarter at the club ass drank/aint' that the old man in the club ass drank?/fuck that purple bag son. (shit, that's Crown Royal, my bad)/i'll only attract hoodboogers with that crap in my cabinet/Looks like Khia brush her teeth with that shit/shit is basically liquid Timbs to niggas/that shit leads to face tattoos/J.R. Smith/Gucci Mane/Nas commercials/VSOP don't make that shit no betta/upscale bullshit is still bullshit/pour out some for the homies/ripple/don't think i'm dark enough to drink it/unwashed skrippa poles.
Just sayin' I'm rocking with bourbon at the moment. What say y'all? ______________________________________________________________________________
4. "Yeah.... can't really drink Cognac no more" In response to Reply # 0
Plenty of uncles that Henny is there one and only go to. Had so much in my 20's that I can't do it no more. VS, VSOP, Black...pass. Other major brands of cognac? Nope. Boutique or small batch cognac? Can't do it. Won't even mess with Ciroc because it's made from grapes from that region (well, the fact it's made from grapes period turns me off from it, but we have a theme going here, so...). I swear I have no idea how Incredible Hulks came to be thought of as a good idea. Cognac and juice (Alize, Hypnotiq, and all their variants) all taste like the shiny suit era sounds.
All that said, I usually have a botthe of Henny Pure White at the house just because and just in case. Gave my last bottle to my best friend for his wedding.
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5. "drank a whole bottle of Rémy Martin once" In response to Reply # 0
had probably one of the worst fights of our relationship with my ex-wife (still wife at the time)... after the fight I drank the bottle with a fury... ish was UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY.
yeah I don't mess with brandy no more... scotch n bourbon till the cows come home but no brandy.. I think I might be done with tequila too though I'm guessing that'll only last until the next trip to mexico... I ought to know better by now. I like too much tequila too much.
Like...what am I supposed to be tasting with this shit? It all tastes like rubbing alcohol. Is there some complex flavor profile I'm supposed to be picking up on?