"I cannot see how nature could have created itself. Only a supernatural force that is outside of space and time could have done that. ~ Francis Collins
"I cannot see how nature could have created itself. Only a supernatural force that is outside of space and time could have done that. ~ Francis Collins
"I cannot see how nature could have created itself. Only a supernatural force that is outside of space and time could have done that. ~ Francis Collins
12. "not that i know what a corpse smells like" In response to Reply # 7
my diet's all over the place. i eat random shit, usually post-midnight munchie-attacks. the mixture of smoke and carbonated beverages and whatever random meal i had the night before makes for a gurgly gut and thick noxious fumes.
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6. "Haha... at this new gig we share bathrooms in an office park. " In response to Reply # 0
These old white dudes have no shame.
Neither do I since it’s a bathroom but it’s hilarious at the same time. You can tell they be holding them in
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
16. "i think i have broken my system" In response to Reply # 0
i had an embarrassing experience when i was like 10 where i let one rip as i swung at a piñata and everyone laughed. since then i have been determined to never let one out in front of any body.
i think i can pretty much hold it all day but dont have much control of letting one out when i really need to. pretty much if i need to let one out its time for a BM.
the thing is if i do have a lot of gas i cant use headphones cuz i instantly feel like i need to let one out and there are times they will come out if im using headphones and i just hope they were silent lol there are times where i feel fine but as soon as i get my headphones on i feel gassy. im thinking this cant be normal lol im hoping someone else says they get gassy when using headphones.
"I cannot see how nature could have created itself. Only a supernatural force that is outside of space and time could have done that. ~ Francis Collins
"I cannot see how nature could have created itself. Only a supernatural force that is outside of space and time could have done that. ~ Francis Collins
"I cannot see how nature could have created itself. Only a supernatural force that is outside of space and time could have done that. ~ Francis Collins
"I cannot see how nature could have created itself. Only a supernatural force that is outside of space and time could have done that. ~ Francis Collins
38. "Go into a stall and let it rip. IMO once you are in there, anything goes" In response to Reply # 34
a public bathroom is not a place for decorum. i just try not to touch anything, first of all, and then from there try not to piss on the floor. i think that's more considerate than most people. some of the old guys where i work take these horrendous shits and just leave the rest of humanity to manage the fallout from their atrocities.
And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
37. "It's tough for me because we are all seated in a row with no dividers" In response to Reply # 0
You gotta time it where one person leaves and you let it waft in that direction. Fortunately it isn't an issue for me, I rarely fart at work. Now on an airplane? That's a different story. There has to be some physiological explanation for that, like does the altitude put more air in your stomach or what? I feel like being a flight attendant would just make you completely desensitized to farts.
And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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