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Reeq
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"Poll question: Fellows: Eating Ass On The 1st Date?"


          

(or 1st sexual encounter?)

yay or nay?

(do we still do posts like this on here?)

Poll result (19 votes)
that chocolate chocolate make it melt (7 votes)Vote
*homer simpson bush gif* (9 votes)Vote
i kiss dogs in the mouth (3 votes)Vote

  

  

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Subject Author Message Date ID
Oooh, I’m outta hurrr (c) Ha Ha Davis
Aug 06th 2018
1
with a side of hush puppies
Aug 06th 2018
2
Nah
Aug 06th 2018
3
You a wild boy LOL!
Aug 06th 2018
4
You can't have the main event on the first date
Aug 06th 2018
5
Only eat food on the first date
Aug 06th 2018
6
but then what would u have to look forward to?
Aug 06th 2018
7
No
Aug 06th 2018
8
I aint gon lie I did it once..I was wylin'
Aug 06th 2018
9
Not the first or last or in marriage
Aug 06th 2018
10
LOL
Aug 06th 2018
12
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck no.
Aug 06th 2018
11
Hey man if the date goes well enough
Aug 06th 2018
13
where im at.
Aug 06th 2018
14
yeah...
Aug 06th 2018
15
What da prollem is?........
Aug 06th 2018
16
Dudes here iron their damn jeans but won’t eat ass on date #1
Aug 06th 2018
17
I know ass is real close to pussy but nah... not on the first date
Aug 06th 2018
18
      fam if you eating pussy right you gonna get some ass in there.
Aug 06th 2018
19
      Yeah but Jerome’s offspring is a totally different situation lol.
Aug 06th 2018
20
      No doubt... but not on the first date
Aug 07th 2018
26
      But I'm saying
Aug 06th 2018
23
If you wear the captain's C, you'll do whatever the situation calls for
Aug 06th 2018
21
LMAO!
Aug 07th 2018
24
my dude
Aug 07th 2018
30
The first OKP Sex Post that made me feel old. I'd clutch pearls if I ha...
Aug 06th 2018
22
Man the first time is like the only time I'm really trying to lick the b...
Aug 09th 2018
39
i'm not big on butthole stuff.
Aug 07th 2018
25
is this up there with raw on date 1?
Aug 07th 2018
27
So glad I'm married, aint no damn way.......
Aug 07th 2018
28
Never ate ass before.
Aug 07th 2018
29
Til i burp (c) Tracy Morgan
Aug 07th 2018
31
She better eat my ass if she wants a second date!
Aug 07th 2018
32
RE: shaking my damn head
Aug 07th 2018
33
Not even on the 31st date. I’ve seen women who looked so good that I
Aug 08th 2018
34
Like in porn where there are no smells
Aug 08th 2018
35
      breh who you fuckin whose dance floor is that funky?
Aug 09th 2018
40
      Post #29, lol... I've never gave it a go. Always psyched myself out
Aug 09th 2018
44
      I've been nose deep in a few
Aug 09th 2018
42
           At that point it all just smells like sex.
Aug 11th 2018
45
And get Aziz Ansari'd? NOOOPE
Aug 08th 2018
36
bro if you eat a chicks ass aint *nobody* metooing you.
Aug 08th 2018
37
      Man, tell deez ninjaz!
Aug 09th 2018
38
      lulz, mannnnnn
Aug 09th 2018
43
      Eggzacklee (c) Magic Johnson. It's a selfless act
Aug 09th 2018
41

JFrost1117
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1. "Oooh, I’m outta hurrr (c) Ha Ha Davis"
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Amritsar
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2. "with a side of hush puppies"
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ambient1
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3. "Nah"
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Coolin...

  

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4. "You a wild boy LOL!"
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5. "You can't have the main event on the first date"
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That takes awhile.

You need to know how the hygiene is first.

Then after awhile you show up with the grand finale.

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6. "Only eat food on the first date"
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****************
TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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MiracleRic
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7. "but then what would u have to look forward to?"
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Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

  

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makaveli
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8. "No"
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“So back we go to these questions — friendship, character… ethics.”

  

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9. "I aint gon lie I did it once..I was wylin'"
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But she ended up being my girl so that's not a total L- no? :/

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Musa
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10. "Not the first or last or in marriage"
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12. "LOL"
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11. "fuuuuuuuuuuuuck no."
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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13. "Hey man if the date goes well enough"
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14. "where im at."
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15. "yeah..."
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just off the go, I was thinking how uncomfortable i would feel. then I read your reply and started dreaming. You make a good point lol

  

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16. "What da prollem is?........"
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AKA, yes, NoDrawLz been known
to bless the starfish onna 1st encounter.

Usedta have a MickyD's drive-thru hook-up based onna strength of such shenanigans.

Ninjaz betta get on deck.




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17. "Dudes here iron their damn jeans but won’t eat ass on date #1"
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Only on okp 😎


Happy 50th D’Angelo: https://chrisp.bandcamp.com/track/d-50

  

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18. "I know ass is real close to pussy but nah... not on the first date"
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Get down there and end up sipping on Jerome’s offspring

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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Reeq
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19. "fam if you eating pussy right you gonna get some ass in there."
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20. "Yeah but Jerome’s offspring is a totally different situation lol."
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26. "No doubt... but not on the first date"
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I’ll beat it up but I won’t eat it up

I’m lying tho... if she fine as shit imma be like:

https://youtu.be/KNNpydUfduo

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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23. "But I'm saying"
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If y'all vibing and y'all really feeling each other and y'all are sexually compatible, what's stopping you besides an arbitrary rule? that's like the steve harvey 90 day rule shit to me.

It's rare and it's more than likely not gonna happen like that on a first date, but if it does then what?

I'm not gonna lie I ate pussy and laid up with a girl on the 2nd date which turned into whole fucking weekend just cause we was feeling each other like that at the time. Shit felt like history.

Now I'm not gonna go out and eat everybody ass off the rip, but I'm not gonna stop her from charming me into it.

  

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21. "If you wear the captain's C, you'll do whatever the situation calls for"
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And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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24. "LMAO! "
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Pretty much my mentality CC. Hilarious bro.

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30. "my dude"
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...I'm from the era when A.I. was the answer, now they think ai is the answer - Marlon Craft

  

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22. "The first OKP Sex Post that made me feel old. I'd clutch pearls if I ha..."
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I thought eating snatch on first date was a risque enough topic.

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"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

  

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39. "Man the first time is like the only time I'm really trying to lick the b..."
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I'm not on that DJ Khaled level aversion but hopefully I can get to the point where I can knock it out enough that we can go straight from foreplay to penetration. Licking box is just boring to me unless the girl is one of these people who reeeeeeally enjoys it disproportionately to other forms of stimulation.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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25. "i'm not big on butthole stuff."
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Tue Aug-07-18 11:50 AM by KiloMcG

  

          

there's a perfectly good pussy right *there*. i much prefer that.

but i am willing to give the people what they want.

  

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27. "is this up there with raw on date 1?"
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or nah?

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28. "So glad I'm married, aint no damn way......."
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++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  

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29. "Never ate ass before."
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Don't plan on taking up the activity.

  

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31. "Til i burp (c) Tracy Morgan"
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_____________________________________
No need to get my mental status cold stressin

  

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navajo joe
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32. "She better eat my ass if she wants a second date!"
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oh...wait

-------------------------------

A lot of you players ain't okay.

We would have been better off with an okaycivics board instead of an okayactivist board

  

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33. "RE: shaking my damn head"
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Life in the completeness of its unity is negative. (c) ABK

  

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34. "Not even on the 31st date. I’ve seen women who looked so good that I "
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would eat thier ass, but thoese women are a fantasy.

  

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35. "Like in porn where there are no smells"
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>but those women are a fantasy.

  

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40. "breh who you fuckin whose dance floor is that funky?"
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And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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44. "Post #29, lol... I've never gave it a go. Always psyched myself out"
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Start thinking about smells and tastes and: https://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Not+for+the+squeamish+short+comp+seriously+if+youre+bothered_464dee_5548563.gif

  

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42. "I've been nose deep in a few"
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nose deep


and I swear I've never caught a smell of anything.



  

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45. "At that point it all just smells like sex. "
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And sex doesn't always smell good, but it still smells great.

  

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36. "And get Aziz Ansari'd? NOOOPE"
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I need to see a contract with a bunch of stipulations, signatures, and video evidence of consent from multiple angles in a bright room.

I'm not trying to get hepatitis A so I refuse to eat ass. Now if someone wants to take the risk.... who am I to refuse an offer?

  

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Reeq
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37. "bro if you eat a chicks ass aint *nobody* metooing you."
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shit you might have to press charges on *her* for unlawful imprisonment cuz she aint tryna let you leave.

>Now if someone wants to take the risk.... who am I to refuse an
>offer?

lmao.

  

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38. "Man, tell deez ninjaz!"
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You eat a chic booty right, she damn near finna buy you a PS4 wit Drakes Uncharted HD remaster!

Meanwhile deez vanilla GD ninjaz women givin'em the side-eye errytime they leave for da quickie mart.




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43. "lulz, mannnnnn"
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...I'm from the era when A.I. was the answer, now they think ai is the answer - Marlon Craft

  

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41. "Eggzacklee (c) Magic Johnson. It's a selfless act"
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And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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