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As I type this right now, I gotta homey awaiting trial for hittin an ofaye's *off-leash dog. Now here go da fuck shit:
In Cali, rover dem posta be on a leash. But my Ace had some brew in his system so he likely finna eat a DUI charge over dis shit.
My ninja told me: Even the muhfukkin cop(who was also ofaye) said to him, "If you had no alcohol in your system, it would've been all HER fault for not having her dog on a leash and you could've went home but since you do, I have to bring you in. If I were you, I woulda just kept driving."
Bruh!, the *cop said dat!
Lemme hitchall ninjaz wit da backstory:
Ace leaves his babymomma crib after a heated argument. Sun stressed so he cops a couple tall cans to take the edge off. Parks somewhere, gets his buzz on, den chills to sober up a bit before heading home. Ninja heads home and turns a corner(its nite time), and a full-size dog is inna middle of the road but its during the turn so my potna cant evade and hits 'eem.
Rover *Pearly Gates* da game up.
Apparently, Amber was jogging with both of her dogs off-leash and they were all willy-nilly off inna streetz on some "*sniff* I smell pussy" type shit.
So my ninja, being the good civil citizen he is, stops to make sure everything is ok. Amber screaming 'n yelling at'eem on some, "I'm calling the cops on your ass" even tho she was the one wit her dogs off-leash hoe'n out inna streetz.
Thas when, over a bottle of Gin & Juice, I proceeded to put my Ace up on game regarding Mindele(c)Sha(RIP Sis) and their strange relationships wit dogs.
Dat shit had me HOT!
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