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legsdiamond
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"Pit Bull on a subway seat, what could go wrong? "
Thu Apr-26-18 09:38 AM by legsdiamond

          

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh9NdQDHzHy/?taken-by=subwaycreatures


so short story is this dude had his Pitbull on the subway seat and the woman told him to move the dog. She pushes the dog off the seat and the owner puts him back on the seat. She pushes it off again and then they started swinging on each other and the dog went dog.

while I wouldn't push a pitbull sitting next to me you have to have some real fucking asshole in you to put a Pitbull on a subway seat.



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That is crazy
Apr 26th 2018
1
Not sure if it's connected at all...but...I see entitlement, gentrificat...
Apr 26th 2018
2
im here on that...
Apr 26th 2018
11
Pit getting put on time out and shit
Apr 26th 2018
12
he looked kinda russian or ethnic to me
Apr 26th 2018
17
Yeah dude is wrong but, you a damn fool for getting physical with
Apr 26th 2018
3
Both were wrong im glad she got bit
Apr 26th 2018
6
Why? The dog's owner was completely wrong.
Apr 26th 2018
7
Glad she got bit? Hmmm
Apr 26th 2018
9
smh
Apr 26th 2018
19
^^100% guarantee a dog owner.
Apr 26th 2018
44
I’m not touching a Pit or it’s owner on a subway
Apr 26th 2018
10
      I'm not touching them either, but I'm gonna #StartSnitching
Apr 26th 2018
15
           ^^^ sees something, says something
Apr 26th 2018
18
                LMAO!!!!
Apr 26th 2018
32
I really dislike that man that brought his dog on the train
Apr 26th 2018
4
Lol her face has me dying
Apr 26th 2018
5
I'll be honest, I thought this was about Mr. Worldwide.
Apr 26th 2018
8
same, really disappointed it is not
Apr 26th 2018
21
I was like WTF is he on the subway?
Apr 26th 2018
39
fify: gentle leader
Apr 26th 2018
13
It was on a leash
Apr 26th 2018
23
if I were King of New York I would enact a straight up ban in public pla...
Apr 26th 2018
14
Dogs biting people on the train, meanwhile the NYPD probably still...
Apr 26th 2018
16
"if I were King of New York..."
Apr 26th 2018
26
Why pitbulls have the reputation they do
Apr 26th 2018
20
I saw a dog expert on reddit saying you have to pick up their hind legs
Apr 26th 2018
22
and because once they bite, they ain't letting go
Apr 26th 2018
24
They got too comfortable
Apr 26th 2018
25
Yep!
Apr 26th 2018
28
Yt dog entitlement is on a *whole notha format(c)Nas
Apr 26th 2018
27
it's simple
Apr 26th 2018
33
I ain't wrong
Apr 26th 2018
47
whats scary is Black folk are following suit
Apr 26th 2018
36
Shoot a black guy? Should've complied. Shoot an aggressive dog?
Apr 26th 2018
40
      ^ ^ ^Thas da shit I'm tawnbout.
Apr 26th 2018
42
that's why I carry a pocket knife, slit that mugfucker's throat
Apr 26th 2018
29
GOT DAMN!
Apr 26th 2018
30
I don't know if the owner deserves all that
Apr 26th 2018
34
      hah! yeah it's probably more of his fault than anyone's
Apr 26th 2018
35
Man, dig dis shit right here....
Apr 26th 2018
31
alcohol on his breath? I would kept driving like Thelma and Louis
Apr 26th 2018
37
I'm sayin, even the cop told'eem that.
Apr 26th 2018
50
No dash cam, huh?
Apr 26th 2018
38
      RE: No dash cam, huh?
Apr 26th 2018
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           Man, that sucks. Sounds like it really wasn't his fault
Apr 26th 2018
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                This right here:
Apr 26th 2018
51
I pretty much hate
Apr 26th 2018
43
how about seeing one at work...like at your desk lol
Apr 26th 2018
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haha
Apr 26th 2018
46
A huge white German Shepherd ran past my desk one day
Apr 26th 2018
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Same with me
Apr 26th 2018
49

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1. "That is crazy"
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Yep a real asshole and threw the shoe after he finally got the dog off her.

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2. "Not sure if it's connected at all...but...I see entitlement, gentrificat..."
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I've taken note of the uptick in young white males owning pit bulls as of late....


"Get ready....for your blessing....."

  

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11. "im here on that..."
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the white gentrified hipster movement in brooklyn created an environment to behold

  

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12. "Pit getting put on time out and shit"
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This looked like a surly old fuck entitlement though.
Had the nerve to throw the shoe at the people pleading with him to control his dog.

The best was papi yelling CALL DE POLICE!

  

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17. "he looked kinda russian or ethnic to me"
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the type that already lived in Brooklyn and is just now realizing he can use that privilege.

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3. "Yeah dude is wrong but, you a damn fool for getting physical with"
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someone elses Pit Bull. People's sense of fairness and right and wrong got them ignoring laws of nature.



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6. "Both were wrong im glad she got bit"
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7. "Why? The dog's owner was completely wrong."
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9. "Glad she got bit? Hmmm "
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You telling on yourself.

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19. "smh"
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How dare that dog have to give up his seat.

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10. "I’m not touching a Pit or it’s owner on a subway"
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15. "I'm not touching them either, but I'm gonna #StartSnitching"
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I'm looking around for the NYPD. Pointing and everything.


Started telling on folks for the first a few years ago when cars parked in the motorcycle spots. Now I *stay* calling up the PPA, on some "Hi, there's a car parked illegally at _____ & ______"

  

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18. "^^^ sees something, says something"
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4. "I really dislike that man that brought his dog on the train"
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I hope his dog was confiscated and not returned, and he faces assault charges as well as the related animal charges. FOH.

She's better than me tho... dog bites at me during rush hour when I'm tired and trying to get home? RIP fido.

  

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39. "I was like WTF is he on the subway? "
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filming a video? limo broke down?

  

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13. "fify: gentle leader"
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https://www.petsafe.net/gentleleader


NYC yall dont have leash laws... even if yall did who would obey them.

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and how would a gentle leader have helped in this situation?

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and service animals would require you to carry "your papers" around to prove it.

heavy penalties for violation.

because GTFO the train with a bloodclaat dog, dogg.

  

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...chasing 17-year-olds through housing because they saw him smoking a blunt.

  

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20. "Why pitbulls have the reputation they do"
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Because many of them have owners that are fucking idiots

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22. "I saw a dog expert on reddit saying you have to pick up their hind legs"
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like a wheel barrow and back them away for them to let go LMAO

Supposedly when you jerk back directly like they were doing here it engages their natural reflex when biting, or whatever

When you gotta have people that knowledgeable to save a person's foot or worse, we gotta have a conversation on the breed too

I agree with you that pits are 99.9% of the time harmless TO HUMANS but they will also fuck up other dogs on sight as well

  

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24. "and because once they bite, they ain't letting go"
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25. "They got too comfortable "
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Ya'll know what I mean

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27. "Yt dog entitlement is on a *whole notha format(c)Nas"
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I got war stories, matter-fak...I made a post about it before.

But yeah, ninjaz could do collegiate University-grade research studies on YT dog entitlement EASILY.

Europeans truly do treat dogs better than their fellow man.
I wonder if there's some kinda neanderthalic origin to dis shit circa ice age. Like, was dogs protecting dem ninjaz from gargoyles or some shit, type operating as sentries outside of the caves? warding off dragons and warlocks 'n shit?

Yo, CaveKayplayers, put us up on game. Whas the REAL DEAL widjall 'n nem dogs? Is dem ninjaz your ancient ancestors or some shit? Holla..


I'm about 30% jokin, 70% raised eyebrow.


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33. "it's simple"
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as a general rule dogs treat people better than people treat each other.

  

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36. "whats scary is Black folk are following suit"
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carrying them around and kissing them on the mouth and shit

I'll never forget this nigga in Brooklyn struggling to carry a fucking big ass dirty poodle in the dairy aisle of grocery store.

i was like "maybe he wants to use his 4 legs?"

savages

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40. "Shoot a black guy? Should've complied. Shoot an aggressive dog?"
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FIRED AND SUED.

http://abc7chicago.com/pets/hometown-police-officer-fired-after-fatally-shooting-dog--/225283/
http://dogtime.com/trending/19918-police-officer-charged-after-shooting-friendly-dog

  

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42. "^ ^ ^Thas da shit I'm tawnbout."
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They treat dogs better than they do melanated people.


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29. "that's why I carry a pocket knife, slit that mugfucker's throat"
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30. "GOT DAMN!"
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34. "I don't know if the owner deserves all that"
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35. "hah! yeah it's probably more of his fault than anyone's "
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AFRICAN's getting a little soft lately in his anti-dog stance so someone's gotta carry the non-tiki torch around here.

  

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31. "Man, dig dis shit right here...."
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As I type this right now, I gotta homey awaiting trial for
hittin an ofaye's *off-leash dog. Now here go da fuck shit:

In Cali, rover dem posta be on a leash. But my Ace had some brew in his system so he likely finna eat a DUI charge over dis shit.

My ninja told me: Even the muhfukkin cop(who was also ofaye) said to him, "If you had no alcohol in your system, it would've been all HER fault for not having her dog on a leash and you could've went home but since you do, I have to bring you in. If I were you, I woulda just kept driving."

Bruh!, the *cop said dat!


Lemme hitchall ninjaz wit da backstory:

Ace leaves his babymomma crib after a heated argument.
Sun stressed so he cops a couple tall cans to take the edge off. Parks somewhere, gets his buzz on, den chills to sober up a bit before heading home.
Ninja heads home and turns a corner(its nite time), and a full-size dog is inna middle of the road but its during the turn so my potna cant evade and hits 'eem.

Rover *Pearly Gates* da game up.

Apparently, Amber was jogging with both of her dogs off-leash and they were all willy-nilly off inna streetz on some "*sniff* I smell pussy" type shit.

So my ninja, being the good civil citizen he is, stops to make sure everything is ok. Amber screaming 'n yelling at'eem on some, "I'm calling the cops on your ass" even tho she was the one wit her dogs off-leash hoe'n out inna streetz.

Thas when, over a bottle of Gin & Juice, I proceeded to put my
Ace up on game regarding Mindele(c)Sha(RIP Sis) and their strange relationships wit dogs.

Dat shit had me HOT!




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37. "alcohol on his breath? I would kept driving like Thelma and Louis"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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50. "I'm sayin, even the cop told'eem that."
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38. "No dash cam, huh?"
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Thu Apr-26-18 01:31 PM by flipnile

          

I'd eat that DUI (no way out of that), but I ain't taking the weight for Amber's dog *if* it really wasn't my fault.

How blitzed was homey that they figured out he was drinking? Why didn't he go drink at his house? Not gonna front, it really bothers me that people drink and drive. What if that was Amber & her kid in the street mid-turn?

  

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41. "RE: No dash cam, huh?"
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>I'd eat that DUI (no way out of that), but I ain't taking the
>weight for Amber's dog *if* it really wasn't my fault.

Righ...righ...

>How blitzed was homey that they figured out he was drinking?
>Why didn't he go drink at his house? Not gonna front, it
>really bothers me that people drink and drive. What if that
>was Amber & her kid in the street mid-turn?

Make no mistake, I'm here with you and was disappointed in my potna.
He told me that he transparently volunteered that info when asked. Even said that he passed the DUI test and that the jake had to bring him in on technicality. Regardless, it wasn't smart at all either way you slice it.

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48. "Man, that sucks. Sounds like it really wasn't his fault"
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Thu Apr-26-18 06:36 PM by flipnile

          

Bottom line is animals running into traffic isn't the fault of drivers. No one charges a driver with vehicular homicide if they hit a deer. Never admit anything illegal to a law enforcement officer. Now that I've thought about it, a sobriety test and evaluation might be standard procedure for cops when they are called to accident scenes.

  

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51. "This right here:"
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>Now that I've thought about it, a
>sobriety test and evaluation might be standard procedure for
>cops when they are called to accident scenes.

^ ^ ^Thas exactly what my boy said the technicality was. Before he even volunteered the info, he said the jake was cool as shit like, "Yeah buddy, your fine. Her dog was off-leash so you have nothing to worry about. All I gotta do is run a standard sobriety test as protocol and then you're free to go home"

It was after ^ ^ ^this, that my boy decided to double-down on the good civil citizen steez and volunteer the info. Said he passed da sobriety test type easy but jake still had to take'eem off GP.

It was at this point when the jake was like, "Damn man, If I was you I woulda just kept driving. You woulda been home by now"

Which is true too 'cus my guy was only about 8 blocks from his crib.

Shit is tough break, man.



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43. "I pretty much hate"
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seeing dogs in certain places. I have a dog and he's in my yard, running with me, groomers and maybe a pet store. he doesn't need to be with me a home depot or the mall food court.

my kids run track and a lady had her lil dog in her purse in the stands. take that dog home.

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45. "how about seeing one at work...like at your desk lol"
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Thu Apr-26-18 03:50 PM by ambient1

  

          

happened to me a few weeks ago...

i'm inside a shared office and happened to hear a jingle
look over and it's a whole ass Labrador next to me ...like eye level lol

it was a support dog for a lady who works here..i think I even posted here a lil while back that I didn't know support dogs was a thing

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Coolin...

  

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46. "haha"
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I'm kinda ok with them at work for small offices. like businesses that are in a house rather than a regular office.

but I might be lil thrown off if Fido is eye balling me at my desk lol

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52. "A huge white German Shepherd ran past my desk one day"
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Client came in with his dog and the women were all about it

I got up and left.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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49. "Same with me"
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I own a dog and have owned dogs, they don't belong everywhere. That shit pisses me off

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