4. "Going uphill was always North and downhill was always south." In response to Reply # 1
When we would go from downtown DC to my grandparents' house in Southeast DC I always thought they lived in the north of the city because you're mostly going uphill on Pennsylvania Avenue. I couldn't understand why people kept calling it Southeast.
It still throws me off in Brooklyn because Flatbush Av goes uphill as you go south towards Prospect Park.
2. "RE: Funny/dumb ish you thought as a kid" In response to Reply # 0
When I was real little, I always thought that if you put your finger on a globe somewhere, a big-assed thumb might come down on that place in real life.
3. "The commercial for the He-Man cartoon said it aired Monday" In response to Reply # 0
*through* Friday at 3PM. I thought that meant it was only on Monday and Friday and skipped the rest of the week.
- When people mentioned condoms, I was thinking something more along the lines of a chastity belt, which I saw on Robin Hood Men In Tights. I had no idea a condom was just piece of rubber until I was like 14.
9. "cows give milk..horses give water" In response to Reply # 0
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So i'm smokin on this cactus, bangin Fat Patrick hustla til i die baby grindin like a savage pimp game sweet, breakin ankles and feet cuz these hoes break they toes til they job complete
23. "me too...i thought a vagina was a penis with a huge opening" In response to Reply # 13
i remember touching a clothed girl down there as a little kid and being confused when i couldn't find 'it'
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
16. "Lakes have large fans at the bottom" In response to Reply # 0
On fishing trips Mom Dukes didn't want us swimming in the lakes because there might be alligators. She tried to scare us by telling us that all lakes have large fans at the bottom to keep circulation. We stayed out of the water because of those dangerous fans. Man, I believed that shit till I was 24 years old trying to mansplain to my wife about fans in the bottom of every lake. lol. That shit is in my stand-up now. Lying ass Momma.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
18. "because of drive thru ATM tubes, I thought mail worked the same way" In response to Reply # 0
You dropped your letter off in the mailbox and it would then go through the mailbox legs (don't ask how it would get folded to fit) and then pop out at whoever's mailbox you were sending it to
19. "RE: Funny/dumb ish you thought as a kid" In response to Reply # 0
When my mom would use the weed whacker on the lawn, she'd tell me to stay out of the way or I could get hit with rocks. Of course she meant flying pebbles, but I thought it would literally be Looney Tunes-style boulders falling from the sky. I wasted no time getting into the house when the weed whacker was out. ______________________________ http://i.imgur.com/v2ye7l2.jpg
24. "i thought that street stop lights were controlled by little people insid..." In response to Reply # 0
them.
Then i thought they were controlled externally...like someone was watching every corner and controlled the light depending on the flow of traffic.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
25. "I thought the police were there to help me." In response to Reply # 0
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
26. "The main two I can remember are driving related" In response to Reply # 0
I always thought when you're making a left hand turn you should have to stop just when you're about finished making it because you'd be facing the red light now.
A also used to see the horizon as being so close when sitting in the back of a car on long drives, looking out front, seeing the clouds meet the ground. I had this weird idea that there was a car that had to be in the lead on the highway, and imagined some weird huge circle at the end of a major highway, which must be on the other side of the country, that would turn you back around in the other direction.
28. "I could never understand traffic on a highway. like someone had to be" In response to Reply # 0
in the front. why were they going so damn slow.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
But anything related to ghosts, poltergeist, treasure etc...
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Wed Apr-25-18 07:10 AM
38. "I thought the moon went down when the sun came up" In response to Reply # 0
One time I saw the moon while it was still light out and told my dad someone forgot to pull the moon down.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
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