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I have a very old friend that I've known for about 15 years.
He was a drug user/drunk and got flabby through the years. About 8 years ago he decided to get his shit together, starting working out, started to get into the pick up artist shit pretty deep and was actually very successful at it.
Eventually dude was ripped and had a big fucking ego
"Bro...bro, your girl WANTS me"
Half the time it was just pure bullshit, but, also, half the time he was kinda right. It was weirdly fascinating. Some nights he got into full on fist fights because he was a line stepper and would pull that "your girl wants me" shit with the wrong dude and other nights, he would score with attractive women. Again, very weird.
So, I hadnt seen the dude in a while when he was going through is phase of getting ripped at the gym. We met up after not kicking it for some years and I noticed his whole vibe had changed but what really stood out was the fact that dude was fucking wearing makeup around his eyes.
NOT full on youtube makeup tutorial cake, but some foundation around the eyes. What was funny is that he had stopped using drugs but he still drank like a fish
so imagine a a youngish dude with steve buscemi eyes, drunk while wearing shitty foundation to cover up his shitty, raccoon dark, steve buscemi eyes.
I just remember noticing the fact that he was bad at application and had picked out a shimmery (yes, shimmery) foundation.
So it was
MAN FACE
MAN FACE
MAN FACE
SHIMMERY EYES
MAN FACE
MAN FACE
MOUSTACHE
MAN FACE
CHIN.
I called him out on it.
"Yo, Dave, why you...are you wearing make...you wearing make up Dave?"
"Oh, haha, you got me man. Uh, I'm embarrassed about my dark eyes....ha, so, lets get up on some ladies. Shots?"
Goddamn I am glad I don't kick it with homeboy anymore.
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