You ever grow up with weird superstitions? It just hit me, the shit that my crazy aunt used to say back in the day like...

-Women are naturally afraid of snakes because they knew they fucked up in the garden of eden so they are cursed with forever shouldering the guilt of losing our innocence to a snake

-Black people get violent in the summer because of consumption of pork (BBQ) and malt liquor

-The ol' "don't have the ragu if the girl is Creole" bullshit

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and try to avoid hubris.. that's about it.


I hope this poast takes off tho...

I keep telling her that's not how it works but won't stop doing it.

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if you spill salt and don't throw some over your shoulder you get a headache

or maybe thats the spit on the broom thing

i dunno

there was so much of this i heard as a kid i can't remember half of it straight

cause he stay lurking I suppose.

never go dry

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>never go dry

at least that's what the OG's in the hood told me growing up lol

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i dunno about the never dry

but hairy arms == jungle love was a thing

in MY experience? Them hairy ones? *thumbs up*






















(you get rug burn like a mug, though.)

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all day ere day

when it's "an it gets no rougher" need an s-curl texture?

i'd still do it, but know full well its gonna be hell to pay for later

Yes indeed.

>i'd still do it, but know full well its gonna be hell to pay
>for later

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on this very board

but yeah



also...if you could throw a football dumb far then you need some

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Coolin...

I remember playing at the gym in college my freshman year. Whole bunch of girls walk in and I try to hit a 40 footer and that shit hit the backboard so hard..

ole girl was like "damn nigga, you need some ass"

memphis girls yo, no chill


she was right tho.. I was dry as a muuuufukka at the time

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

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niggas used to call them pussy bumps lol

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on some "know your audience"

i'm surprised it took THAT long

*still shrugging*

Most superstitions are twigs from branches that hang from the tree of religion anyways.

Naming a specific religion is arguably higher hanging fruit than the than the smaller offshoots.

But since the topic itself is low hanging fruit, I wonder what you would consider a sufficiently high-minded reply.

something that would leave readers thinking: "wow. really?" (see number 6, that is nuts....)

not

"here we go with THAT again. we get it already"

lol

>"here we go with THAT again. we get it already"

Zzzzzz. I named religion. You protest like I wrote an essay on it.

Frankly, you've made much more out of my mention of it then I did by mentioning it.

But hey, carry on, lol

>Zzzzzz. I named religion.

you named *A* religion

the same one that always gets mentioned

>You protest like I wrote an essay on
>it.

i dunno about "protest"...not do i see where i say you said a large amount

but sure, why not?

>Frankly, you've made much more out of my mention of it then I
>did by mentioning it.
>
>But hey, carry on, lol

exactly

we poastin!!!!!

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So he'd previously bought the tickets, but they went out there with no money, because he thought he'd be able to overdraw bis account. For whatever reason his bank wouldnt allow him to overdraw. Not exactly a great plan.

So they got there and couldn't check into the hotel and he hit me up for a bill to cover his room and gas back.

I hit his paypal from my account but they set a 24hr hold. So my bad there since i didn't realize that method would have a delay.

So ai re-sent it using my debit card since that usually doesn't have a delay. He declined it because it said there would be another delay. That put a stop on my card, because when i went to resend it my banl declined. so I had to call the bank and correct that, because i couldnt make the drive without it. At this point it was about 3PM.

They still didn't have their room, and I guess she had some check come in that their daughter was trying to deposit thriugh an app, so I waited around 20 minutes to make sure that went through, but it didn't. So I went and deposited directly into his account, which in hindsight should have been my first move.

Thing is, as i was walking from my car and into the bank, someone pointrd ou that i had a flat. So i had to limp over to a gas station and air up my tire.

At that point it was about 5 pm....and i didnt want to fight drive-time trafgic to make a 9 pm show with no opening act.

So i ordered pizza and caughtup on the MCU flicks with Age of Ultron with my soon to be ex wife.

props for the presentation

well told

>well told

My paypal and bank statements agree.

if you on some "lee me alone" cool - let me know

but all *that* is extra

the story had mad twists and turns, and as a read was very much like biggie's song

i'm not celebrating the hit to your $$

why you always gotta be so e-hincty?

So that referrence seemed like you were trolling me and saying I just made some shit up.

i got no beefs with you and NEVER troll

you see an OK by my name (lol)?

that was a huge nono

likewise:

putting a woman's purse means she will be broke (??!??!)

all kinda stuff

it was mostly my old southern relatives who believed that shit.

"YOU GON' GET ELECTROCUTED!!!"

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"Cut dat loud mess off
you hear all dat thunder n lightnin
and GET OFF dat telephone ..."



We turned the phone, tv and all other lektronics OFF
when you live way out in the country with no
street lights its like the thunderstorm is on 10

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then The Devil is beating his wife.





(Who used to date The Devil, though? and why would she marry him? She should know he ain't shit.)

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ears ringing mean someone is talking about you, right ear good, left ear bad

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just one of the dumb ass superstitions that my family still believe in to this day.
my mother always tells the story of how she went out partying on NYE as a young adult and my great grandmother wouldn't let her in the house on New Years day.

or whatever the combo is..

my wife knows a lot of them and she always talks about this one but rarely makes it on NYD

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WTH was *that* about?

lol

had a nervous breakdown and had to leave school
after someone took her picture.

We all thought she was unstable anyway but then
I heard that she believed her soul was tooken
if someone snapped her picture.

I still to this day accept this as the official story
since she was always bat shit

mailbox
garbage can
nothing.....

lol

needeless to say she made me mad

i stepped on ERE-LASS crack I could find

that’s a long time lol...

wait.

cause black folks were good for doing hair on the porch...
if you threw the hair left in the comb on the ground
and birds got...you’ll have a headache for the rest of the day

you gotta burn the hair because if a bird takes it away to build their nest you will have headaches

what kinda raptor-a$$ birds was taking hair from our ancestors yo?

turn around and go the other way...

to the White ones. Just so THEY can get some of that hate. Black cats are cool in my book.

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