I once punched a pigeon

in the quad area in college (shout out to Georgia State university), was just people, err chick watchin. pigeons all over.

not far from me was a white chick with her head down, reading a book. I saw the bird flyin towards her. dude perched right her head. she flails and screams. bird gets up and flies to try landing on my head. I gave it a quick punch in the chest. it flew away.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

... his neighbor's cat last week in the woods behind his house, by firing half his bag of clementines at it rapid fire and scaring it off.

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https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/feral-cats-kill-billions-of-small-critters-each-year-7814590/
http://www.conservationmagazine.org/2015/07/pet-owners-wont-admit-their-cats-harm-wildlife/


I'm on the Fox's side here. Cat owners need to keep their animals in their houses.

I just thought it was a funny and semi-related story.

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one time a mouse found it's way in our house...

first and last time.

don't have to shit them either

that being said, my boy told me his friend was pissed off while driving one day and there was a couple walking with their cat (if that's even possible). The cat was trailing behind them walking across the street.

My boy said dude ran over the cat on purpose. smh.. like swerved and ran over the cat.

terrible

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

I hate them but I could never kill one.

I can understand the appeal of cats to a certain extent. They are less "needy" than doggs in that you can leave them alone in the house for days at a time. But they are some angry, moody, bi-polar mufuckers for the most part. One second you're petting one and it's purring. The very next second the fucker is clawing and biting the shit out of you cause ...... well there is no reason.

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>there was a couple walking with
>their cat (if that's even possible). The cat was trailing
>behind them walking across the street.


Same thing. The cat kinda trailed behind/next to us. I thought it was random at first, but six blocks later it was still with us.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

I used to lie to niggas and tell them my name was Shante.
Roxanne shante was my idol.

the earrings, the pony tail, red lipstick and all
the baby...
except I wasn't taking no ass whoopings

had my son been a girl - it was already planned her name was gonna be shante

was smacking a fly with my hand and them stomping on it when it hit the floor

¿If a fat guy falls in the woods and there is no one around to see it, do the trees laugh?

if I saw one in the house, I'd try to catch it. did it enough where it became a thing for me, lol.

I've always hated smashing bugs, so I never liked using a fly swatter. so I'd catch them in my hand, go to the bathroom. throw them in the toilet and flush.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

no idea lol

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

I didn't care that they died. I just didn't want to clean up mess.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_6im2RzZxU

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I remember that game.

Manu crazy for picking up that bat tho.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

I'm not a religious dude, but I generally wish others well in a non-denominational kinda way.

I logged onto FB ( just to check birthdays, etc), and THEE FIRST post I saw was one of my friends whylin' out on some nonsense. That was enough for me.

*back button*

I spent the rest of the day out and about enjoying myself.

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Back again for the first time.

until I saw my neighbors carrying trays of food to their car.
it made me miss home
I didn't cook...

I'm single with no kids, and I'm not really a churchgoer. I respect the holiday, but I don't really 'celebrate it' as such. I just kinda show up and eat. But over the last few years, the older people in my family have been passing on, so it's not a big family holiday like it used to be.

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Back again for the first time.

came home drunk...late...
walked up the steps and there was a possum chilling on the rail that connects to the front door...if i woulda reached for the door he coulda bit me cuz i aint see that overgrown lab rat at 1st

i knock on the bedroom window (was living wit my lady at the time) and tell her to throw out the broom out the window...

i smack him first...lightly.... he hissed at me looking exactly like this --> https://wtop.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/AwesomePossum-AmericanOpossum.gif


i got scared and ran lol

gathered myself....and decided he won't win

went back up and smacked em on his back like he was in Preakness....

he took off running what i would assume was a 3.5 second 40

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Coolin...

why do they look so friggin scary!?

we have bushes in the back yard. one night, I just see tiny eyes glowing from that area.

while taking the dog out on another night, I see the big rat walking along my fence, inside, headed back to the bushes.

my dog so him too and went after it. there was a scuffle. my dog has scratches on his face. but he's a champ tho. haven't seen the possum since.

and why is there an O in the name, when nobody call its opossum.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

bitch left my aura lol

i jumped off them steps so far lol...all i kept thinking is under NO CIRCUMSTANCES will I be on the News for being killed by a damn possum lol

And i have no clue why those X-Men rats have the O in their name

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Coolin...

>And i have no clue why those X-Men rats have the O in their
>name

O as in "OH SHIT, It's a nasty ass possum!!!!"

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Back again for the first time.

without that dog, I might not have gone to back yard ever again. lol fuck that.

lol @ X-men rats.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

Wasn't blocking the door, but it wasn't respecting my higher position on the food chain by being scared and running off. I did the fake lunge, but it just sat there staring. It was like 30f out tho, so I went inside and filled up some water balloons. I bussed it with two, but the thing just still sat there looking sad. I felt bad after that, so I went back in and left it alone.

Might've come home to the den and saw Mrs. Opossum laid up with a new marsupial.

it?

man...them things ain't normal lol
they gotta have some kinda sociopathic /psychopathic thing goin on in their head

i'm about to google to see who/what their natural predator is lol
i don't think there are wolves in the mid-atlantic but who knows lol

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Coolin...

I still feel kinda bad about that, tho they do look like little demon animals with those faces.

I mean, it was a good ass kick too. Timb boot got all the meat...

pigeon flies up in the air, and smooth lands right back where dude kicked him and kept strutting like it wasn't a thing

dude threw his hands up and shook his head.

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I'm waiting for the bus, as well as this young black woman and a few other people. Sunny out, we're all chilling and waiting. There's a group of pigeons in front of us chilling too. This off-looking ~30yo black man walks into the frame, the suddenly does a hard stomp at one of the birds, catching the tail I think. Feathers are everywhere, bird flies off for its' life and the dude is like "Yeah.... finally got that muthafucka!"

The young lady gave me the most horrified look. I hope dude got some help.

>"Yeah.... finally got that
>muthafucka!"
>


Him and that bird had beef (poultry?). This was brewing over time, it seems.

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Back again for the first time.

I hate them shits sooooo much.

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I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

1st things first(i poppa...) its my birthday weekend so its going down.

2nd my boy just sent me a pic of him holding up a 38 inch striper bass he caught yesterday in the same spot i fished with him a few times last year.

We outta here Saturday morning no matter what.

My grandmother had a rat that my cousin and i looked at as a pet. It would show up in the middle of the night in the hallway and we would feed it by throwing pieces of bread at it. We was traumatized when we got up one morning and it was dead from rat poisoning my grandmother had laid down. We actually cried. I think we named it Reese.

...right next to my name.

This means we go together now, right?

He was out doing dumb 10 year old kid stuff - shooting a bb gun at squirrels on a power line. Guess he shot at the wrong one and a gang of them chased him down the street. Had him running home trying not to get bit and scratched up.

The uncle that told me this story said they all just busted out laughing when it happened and didn't try and help - they told him not to shoot the squirrels.

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We rationalize dumb shit

Rabbits too. As a kid I figured out that they are "fast" when they can duck and cover, but when out in the open I can run them down. I'd chase them in circles around the field laughing like crazy. Once, I chased this rabbit for so long it turned and jumped at me, wiggling it's body. I laughed so fucking hard, lol.

Straight mean little boy shit.

or only comment on yours?? lol

my random thought: Adoration of the Magi by Lupe is one of the best songs I've ever heard. I know its kind of old but every time i hear im amazed by it. I think its a song anyone can get with if it just got enough exposure.

https://youtu.be/O2pJ9-3vyME

i need more songs like this.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

>I once punched a pigeon
>
>in the quad area in college (shout out to Georgia State
>university)

(shoutouts to CAU)

my first experience with georgia pigeons..

running across the AU-side quad trying to get to then named Sage-Bacote Hall (back before they put up the little chain "fence" to try and keep folks ... like me.. from putting trails across the grass)

so in front of me several paces there is a hole in the ground with the largest pigeon i have ever seen perched inside

straight up, this thing was the size of a adult medium-sized housecat

so large, in fact, i thought it was a rock at first

i'm running toward it, fully expecting it to fly away - as pigeons with a healthy fear of humans are want to do

backstory: i come from a place where pigeons are lithe. fast moving, darting even, little creatures who will eat popcorn or bread you toss out at a park

not a lot existed, but enough to be a thing

rewind back to bigbird's country cousin in ATL, again this thing not only DOESN'T move, it watches me approach and looks at me like "ni&&a you see me sitting here don't you??!?!"

a pigeon was playing chicken with me (it blew my mind)

i was in a hurry so i hopped over it and kept moving

the bird watched me pass overhead, following the arc like it was a 80's football movie slomo

i go to class and an hours later am headed back and wouldn't you know birdzilla is still there

at this point i walk toward it, making noise to see if this thing is truly brolic or maybe lethargic (considering it was big as all hell, maybe it was like one of those fat people that need a crane to get out of bed)

it was at this point that my mind went to the number of homeless folks in ATL constantly begging for money for "a little something to eat"

my thought then, homeless folks should be eating these birds

yeah, i know disease (bird flu?) and bugs...maybe

catch it, kill it, pluck it, roast that mug

even with "the ick" its probably better for you than mcdonalds

I'm dying at the crane part. dats a big ass bird!

you're right tho. these birds don't care. they'll stand in front of cars til the last second. almost daring you to hit them. they're too cool like they're in the mafia.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

...on some Sonny Chiba shit.

Dem BIG brolic muhfukkaz,..deez jointz:
https://www.google.com/search?q=black+bumble+bee+pics&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS790US790&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=i-4cpL6fM9EbBM%253A%252CcR73Dqs6lgy6JM%252C_&usg=__hXNbIJBxCgXep6Uo7x_LLX0pRz0%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiEtPnwuZ7aAhXngFQKHeyYAEwQ9QEIOTAH#imgrc=i-4cpL6fM9EbBM:


When it happened
I was simply walkin to the corner store on some random chill shit to get a brew and Honeycomb came outta nowhere. Shit was just a natural reflex from years of training, lil homey was GANGSTA tho! When I made impact, it felt like I deflected a TENNIS BALL. A testament to how big it was(Sactown got some DIESEL AZZ BLACK BUMBLE BEES DUKE!)
Dem shits is solid, Bruh.

https://chriswind.bandcamp.com/track/massage

"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African"
Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!

saw one flying outside my house yesterday. they are heavy lol

this one freaked me out tho, cicada killer. their big af! I made sure not to bother it when I saw it chillin on a leaf in my yard. nah, bruh. that's your tree now.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b&biw=1536&bih=764&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=VqzDWpiwKoL4_Aa1y5zQCw&q=cicada+killer&oq=cicada+killer&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0l10.63018.65684.0.66007.13.5.3.5.5.0.61.286.5.5.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..0.13.508...0i67k1j0i5i30k1j0i8i30k1j0i24k1.0.fPOBa3zkjX4#imgrc=Dij6qkeacDjCIM:

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

Caught it as it was flying by me. Felt like whacking a small stone. Ran in the crib all proud like "MOM! Guess what I did!"

Then I went back outside and saw the body and felt bad-as-fuck. Poor bee. I apologize.

My ninja, thas EXACTLY what they feel like. I was real-life tryna capture the feeling when I said 'tennis ball' but 'small stone' captures the essence better. 'Cus they got dat *hard gangsta about'em.

When I caught lil'Honeycomb wit da backfist, the first thing I though was: "Damn, dis lil ninja hard as shit! ! !" The impact was indelible, and I even heard the impact of him hittin the surface afterwards. Small Stone is perfect 'cus dem shits hard as shit.

https://chriswind.bandcamp.com/track/massage

"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African"
Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!

Backstory is I'm like 17, at home from college for the summer and headed to the ball court. Nothing on but shorts and a tank top, dribbling a ball down the block. It was hot. Halfway down the block I look up and see this big white seagull-looking bird circling over me. Don't know what I did, but that mofo went and dove at my head. If I didn't duck I'd have probably got clawed good. So I'm ducking from this bird looking like a fool in the streets and the mofo flies back up and circles around to have another go at me. I thought about throwing the basketball at it, but if I missed then I'd have to go chase the ball too, so I just ran away to the ball court like:
https://churchleaders-eszuskq0bptlfh8awbb.stackpathdns.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/fear.gif