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_explain555
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"Caucacity & Crocodile Tears"


          


Is there ANYTHING more psychotic?!

Inspired by Shkreli cryin at his sentencin, and this ig model coed leavin her man bloody wit a broken nose cuz he was breakin up wit her:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/british-student-left-broken-nose-12161172


^^WTF KINDA MUGSHOT?!!

Dats dat high potency nuclear grade crocodilia honed over years of gettin dat equally potent blue eyed blonde girl privilege


nah bruh




  

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props to da kid for choosin life over titties tho
Mar 10th 2018
1
Damn,..Sun had da L-*face*
Mar 10th 2018
2
But male victims don't count, though.
Mar 10th 2018
3
Nahmeanz, Pimp-SLapz-Matter, 2k18. https://i.imgur.com/fY95QXH.jpg
Mar 10th 2018
4
And she’ll get treated like a guest at Holiday Inn throughout the whol...
Mar 11th 2018
5
dawg.that mugshot da most dangerous shit ive seen since Charles Manson.
Mar 11th 2018
8
      SUN!
Mar 11th 2018
11
damn she is way up there on the Hot x Crazy scale
Mar 11th 2018
6
Naw Duke, she way DOWN on the basic plain-jane crazy scale.
Mar 11th 2018
7
      dudes nose was fuuuuuuuccckkked. lookin like da letter S and shit
Mar 11th 2018
9
      Cryin tears at dat "Letter S" shit. She gave'eem da LGBT nose.
Mar 11th 2018
10
           Got that Owen Wilson, Salvador Dali painting lookin' nose.
Mar 11th 2018
12
           Yall got me dyin
Mar 11th 2018
13
           bruhs nose was doin a fuckin body roll on his face
Mar 11th 2018
15
           his nose bout to win the limbo competition on a Norwegian cruise.
Mar 11th 2018
17
                nose lookin like a ramen noodle
Mar 11th 2018
19
                     nose lookin like the blow up man at the used car dealership.
Mar 11th 2018
20
                          nose gotta yoga certification for dat downward dog
Mar 11th 2018
26
           Man listen,...Gary Owen nose is *hood-legend status!
Mar 11th 2018
27
           lol
Mar 12th 2018
32
           LOL @ S-curl
Mar 11th 2018
16
      "Dollar-tree Linda Hamilton"
Mar 12th 2018
33
      Haha...
Mar 12th 2018
36
      As a white dude with white friends, she's a 9 to most white dudes
Mar 12th 2018
39
she looks better in her mugshot imo
Mar 11th 2018
14
No!Fight da sunken place dawg.You lookin at a savage,volatile,assailant
Mar 11th 2018
18
other examples of Caucacious Crocodilia:
Mar 11th 2018
21
elin nordgren (tiger woods ex)
Mar 11th 2018
22
Wai...wai....hol'up........HOL'UP! Dis heffa's name is NORDEGREN? ? ? !...
Mar 11th 2018
28
LMBFAO
Mar 11th 2018
30
I remember it like it was yesterday
Mar 12th 2018
31
      Gotdammit!
Mar 12th 2018
34
      SlimCharles vs. Nordegren....* *link* *
Mar 12th 2018
35
           lol
Mar 12th 2018
37
dat figure skatin Tonya Harding chick dat busted her teammates knee lol
Mar 11th 2018
24
I kid you not, I flashed back to this story earlier this week.
Mar 11th 2018
29
      Man I just read a headline: Tonya Harding would like her apology
Mar 12th 2018
38
Ivanka Trizzump
Mar 11th 2018
25
y'all outdo anything that could be attempted as parody
Mar 11th 2018
23
Desus & Mero know wassup! LOL @ this cryin racist rapist
Mar 24th 2018
40
"officer PLEEAZZE dont arrest me imma clean thorobred yt girl"
Aug 12th 2018
41
She's right, she'll likely get a slap on the wrist.
Aug 12th 2018
42
      bahahahaha
Aug 12th 2018
43
charges dropped (of course)
Dec 14th 2018
44
and since im uppin anyway, miss usa mocks asian contestants at
Dec 14th 2018
45
I had a white woman do that to me in a meeting.
Dec 14th 2018
46
My wife has a meeting with a crazy helicopter parent
Dec 14th 2018
47

_explain555
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1. "props to da kid for choosin life over titties tho"
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not many could at dat age

cuz she got some serious yahmeans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b7/dc/28/b7dc289df78ad0c95a58042a0b5ac85d.jpg

  

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NoDrawls McGraw
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2. "Damn,..Sun had da L-*face*"
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Wonder what happened to the girl...




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3. "But male victims don't count, though."
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Rest In Peace, Bad News Brown

  

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NoDrawls McGraw
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4. "Nahmeanz, Pimp-SLapz-Matter, 2k18. https://i.imgur.com/fY95QXH.jpg"
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Its da movement.

https://i.imgur.com/fY95QXH.jpg
#PimpSlapzMatter


*Breaks out rags, cleaning equipment, oil*

*lights spliff in dirty tank-top, fatigues, 'n timboz while washing down #genderwarz chopper*

*Pours vodka in old bullet wounds*





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5. "And she’ll get treated like a guest at Holiday Inn throughout the whol..."
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process.

  

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8. "dawg.that mugshot da most dangerous shit ive seen since Charles Manson."
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entitled violent blonde white women be so fuckin scary


da way they weaponize they privilege?


*shudders*

  

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NoDrawls McGraw
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11. "SUN!"
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>
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>entitled violent blonde white women be so fuckin scary
>
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>da way they weaponize they privilege?
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>*shudders*


^ ^ ^You ain't NEVA lied!

Off da realest thing in life, Iounnt even stay on the same side of the street wit snowjawns no mo, 'specially nite time. I done literally flipped da script on'nem heffaz. Soon as I see'em coming from a few blocks down, I immediately cross the street.

Jawns ain't finna have ME hemptup on NO false charges, FUCK DAT!










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6. "damn she is way up there on the Hot x Crazy scale"
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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7. "Naw Duke, she way DOWN on the basic plain-jane crazy scale."
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Fixed it for you.

What kinda yt-taxbreak is that Bruh?
You could find a better lookin Jawn workin at a sweatshop.....BEHIND a sweatshop.

Now, is she cray?

Hell yeah!

Is she hot?

Hell-to-da-muthafukkin-NAW, Sun!

Jawn lookin like a dollar-tree Linda Hamilton in a Tyson-bout wit anorexia out dis bitch and got the nerve to have the victim *face* after smoov Pompeii-earthquakin dude's nose da fuck up.

Later for dat.






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9. "dudes nose was fuuuuuuuccckkked. lookin like da letter S and shit "
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clearly dis aint da first time she thrown them bows after not gettin her way

homie was like, these titties aint worth dyin for

  

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10. "Cryin tears at dat "Letter S" shit. She gave'eem da LGBT nose. "
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Ain't SHIT straight, Sun!

Ninja got a LeeDaniels Empire nose now.

Barsoap inna sock few-good-men nose.

Ninjaz nose is "Zest-fully-curved" now!

Ninja nose look like the Great Wall of China 'n shit.

Muthafukka sprayed extra-strength S-Curl on'nat shit.

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12. "Got that Owen Wilson, Salvador Dali painting lookin' nose."
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13. "Yall got me dyin"
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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15. "bruhs nose was doin a fuckin body roll on his face"
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17. "his nose bout to win the limbo competition on a Norwegian cruise."
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19. "nose lookin like a ramen noodle"
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20. "nose lookin like the blow up man at the used car dealership."
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26. "nose gotta yoga certification for dat downward dog "
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27. "Man listen,...Gary Owen nose is *hood-legend status!"
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Dig it like dis,
Gary nose so gangsta, it get its own movie credits, word bond.

Joint be like:

Blade: Wesley Snipes
Whisler: Chris Christopherson
Bicycle Cop: Gary Owens
Nose on Bicycle Cop: Gary Owens

20th Century Fox(c)all rights reserved
Film shot in Technicolor




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32. "lol"
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16. "LOL @ S-curl"
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33. ""Dollar-tree Linda Hamilton""
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it's too early for your shit, Drawls, ..


lmaoooooo akDLFJLosihbf,kjahsgfl,kjhbdgfljsaHBGFLKJBSVLbv.

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36. "Haha..."
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39. "As a white dude with white friends, she's a 9 to most white dudes"
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checks all the boxes: huge tits, ass of a pre-pubescent boy, no hips, long hair

  

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14. "she looks better in her mugshot imo"
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18. "No!Fight da sunken place dawg.You lookin at a savage,volatile,assailant"
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a highly skilled one at dat!

you know how hard a girl half your size gotta attack you to draw dat kinda blood and break your nose in dat little time?!!

bitch is an assasin

  

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21. "other examples of Caucacious Crocodilia:"
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22. "elin nordgren (tiger woods ex)"
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https://nypost.com/2013/11/24/the-night-tiger-woods-was-exposed-as-a-serial-cheater/


Nordegren was still yelling at Woods, demanding he come out. When he emerged minutes later, she swiped the cellphone, took one look at his last sent message — “divorce” — and exploded. She threw it at Woods, chipping his tooth. She pummeled his chest and scratched his face. He wrested himself away, and Nordegren reached for the nearest weapon — a golf club — and began chasing him.

Woods tore out of the house barefoot, Elin in hot pursuit, their shouts waking the neighbors. “You’ve ruined our Thanksgiving!” Woods yelled, still running. “Are you happy now?”

He hopped into his 2009 Escalade; she dashed to a golf cart. It was 2:25 a.m. Woods pulled out of the driveway at 30 mph, crushed some hedges, careened into a curb, then hit a fire hydrant before smashing into a tree. He wound up in the street, unconscious, bloody and snoring. A neighboring couple ran over, and there was Nordegren, with the golf club, the Escalade’s two back windows smashed out.

“Help us,” she said.


No mugshot for elin *sips tea*

but cops prolly saw somethin like this when they came by da crib to check on her after

https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01546/tigerElin2_1546723c.jpg

TIGER got a ticket after da accident tho

http://media.tmz.com/2009/12/02/1202_woods_glass2_bn-1.jpg

^wtf?!!

  

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28. "Wai...wai....hol'up........HOL'UP! Dis heffa's name is NORDEGREN? ? ? !..."
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LMBAO!

Tiger stupid.
Ninja shoulda KNEW out da gate.
Fuckin wit a snowjawn named Nordegren?
Shit don't even SOUND right.

Nordegren sound like some demonic shit you encounter...























...in a dungeon...






















...On Skyrim: Elder Scrollz Online...





















...while you lookin for loot, tryna level up!



And ya manz 'n nem onna USB headset like:

Titan78: Hey Bro, where were you at? ? ?...You were supposed to meet us at the village so that we could raid the gatekeepers.

NuffNostrilzDaGawd: My fault Bro, got caught slippin while scavenging for some loot inna dungeon. Fucked around and got attacked by a pack of wild Nordegrens. Muthafukkaz was fierce, Dawg...I think one'O dem bitchez broke my nose bro!





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30. "LMBFAO"
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NuffNostrilzdagawd tho

*dead*

  

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31. "I remember it like it was yesterday"
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It was Thanksgiving and the ESPN ticker said Tiger was in a car accident and the back windows were smashed out trying to free him

I turned to my fam and said... "that doesn't sound like an accident"

when more info came out and I found out ole girl was from across the pond and Nordic?

I knew she beat his azz...

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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34. "Gotdammit!"
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>when more info came out and I found out ole girl was from
>across the pond and Nordic?
>
>I knew she beat his azz...

NINJA! "accross the pond and nordic"?????

hahahahaha. I'm gankin dat shit!

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35. "SlimCharles vs. Nordegren....* *link* *"
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-Scene-



https://imgur.com/a/CgVQR




-scene-







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37. "lol"
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24. "dat figure skatin Tonya Harding chick dat busted her teammates knee lol"
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outta jealousy

https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/tonya-harding-nancy-kerrigan.jpg


seen a story talkin bout it while da olympics was on

who knew shit gets dat grimy in figure skatin

  

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29. "I kid you not, I flashed back to this story earlier this week."
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On some random shit. Think I saw a photo of Harding in passing and thought back to it but yeah...

T.H.Kneecapz wasn't playin!


O_O







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38. "Man I just read a headline: Tonya Harding would like her apology"
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I think she is trying to say everyone else came up with the plan and she had no knowledge.

Quit lying!!!

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_explain555
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25. "Ivanka Trizzump"
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oh, poor little billionairess gettin asked bout her daddy gropin women

crocodile blinks in full effect lol

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/ivanka-trump-hits-out-at-inappropriate-interview-questions-about-father-s-sexual-misconduct-a3776286.html

  

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23. "y'all outdo anything that could be attempted as parody"
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posting tabloid articles is where you are

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

  

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40. "Desus & Mero know wassup! LOL @ this cryin racist rapist"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsyJnDzAhio


  

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41. ""officer PLEEAZZE dont arrest me imma clean thorobred yt girl""
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gatdamn at dis audio LOL

https://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-arrested-dui-pleads-police-im-clean-thoroughbred/story?id=57121825


bitch was TWICE da legal alcohol limit

blew thru a stop sign at TWICE da speed limit

and a drug possession charge.

like they really be on some WHO ME? lls


https://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-arrested-dui-pleads-police-im-clean-thoroughbred/story?id=57121825

A woman who allegedly blew through a stop sign at 60 mph in South Carolina told an officer she shouldn't be arrested because she's a "very clean, thoroughbred, white girl," police said.

Lauren Elizabeth Cutshaw was slurring her words, she smelled of alcohol and her eyes were "bloodshot and glossy" when a police officer pulled her over in her 2011 white Ford Fusion in the town of Bluffton during the early morning hours of Aug. 4, according to the incident report.

A blood alcohol test registered at .18 percent, twice the legal limit.

Cutshaw apologized for speeding and running the stop sign, telling him she was on her way to her boyfriend's home after having a "couple" of glasses of wine at a nearby restaurant for her 33rd birthday. But when the officer advised her that she was under arrest for drunken driving, Cutshaw apparently listed multiple reasons why she shouldn't be locked up.

She said she had graduated with honors from a "high accredited university," was a cheerleader, a dancer and a sorority girl. She also repeatedly stated, "My partner is a cop," according to the report.

"I'm a very clean, thoroughbred, white girl," Cutshaw allegedly told the arresting officer. "I'm a white, clean girl."

When the officer, who is also white, asked, "What that had to do with anything?" Cutshaw apparently replied, "You're a cop, you should know that means."

"Making statements such as these as a means to justify not being arrested are unusual in my experience as a law enforcement officer and I believe further demonstrate the suspect's level of intoxication," the arresting officer wrote in the report.

When another officer later discovered marijuana and rolling papers in her car, Cutshaw said she "may have" smoked pot earlier that night, according to the report.

Cutshaw's "clean, thoroughbred, white girl" comment was not heard in footage from the arresting officer's dashboard camera, released by the Bluffton Police Department this week. However, after the officer handcuffed her and placed her in the back of his police car, Cutshaw can be heard pleading with him to "look at my record, it's so clean."

"You know that stop sign that you blew through at 60 miles per hour? There was a car that almost went through it right before you did. If they hadn't seen you coming, you would have T-boned them, you could have killed somebody," the officer tells Cutshaw as he drives her to the county jail. "And instead of a DUI, this would be a felony DUI, you're looking at 25 years."

"I've never been arrested, can't you see that in your system?" Cutshaw says. "Can't you see, I graduated from a really good university, I was almost valedictorian."

"I don’t wanna know what it’s like," she says about going to jail. "I’m a pretty girl. Please don’t make me go in there."

Cutshaw was charged with driving under the influence, speeding, disregarding a stop sign, simple possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia. She is scheduled to appear in municipal court Oct. 30, police said.

It was not immediately clear whether Cutshaw had obtained legal representation.

  

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42. "She's right, she'll likely get a slap on the wrist. "
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And also, this post was made on my birthday.

  

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43. "bahahahaha"
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hbd bruh

post finna keep on givin

  

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44. "charges dropped (of course)"
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6494519/Prosecutors-DROP-assault-charges-against-college-swimwear-model-Kathryn-Mahoney.html?mrn_rm=rta-fallback


meaningless ass case but i seen a article wit da mugshot n was like

aint i make a post bout dis bitch???



>
>Is there ANYTHING more psychotic?!
>
>Inspired by Shkreli cryin at his sentencin, and this ig model
>coed leavin her man bloody wit a broken nose cuz he was
>breakin up wit her:
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>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/british-student-left-broken-nose-12161172
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>^^WTF KINDA MUGSHOT?!!
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>Dats dat high potency nuclear grade crocodilia honed over
>years of gettin dat equally potent blue eyed blonde girl
>privilege
>
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>nah bruh
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45. "and since im uppin anyway, miss usa mocks asian contestants at"
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miss universe cuz of they language skils


https://www.instagram.com/p/BrUHzaZlD9O/

https://nypost.com/2018/12/13/miss-usa-slammed-for-mocking-non-english-speaking-beauty-queens/


from nebraska.. went to TCU.. how much anyone wanna bet she got mad love for 45


  

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46. "I had a white woman do that to me in a meeting. "
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I was in a creative meeting at this WOMAN's HOUSE. I forget what exactly happened but she managed to insult me pretty badly. The room got silent. Because I was in her home I wasn't going to act a fool so I politely told everyone I was going to leave.

She got super embarrassed and straight bust out into tears and left the room.

I was like, how you going to insult me and you the one crying?

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47. "My wife has a meeting with a crazy helicopter parent"
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we have a bet on how long it takes for her to cry.

Moms snitched and told a teacher her son was drinking at school so the teacher reported it (by law) and the kid was suspended for 2 days. Mom is mad at all the teachers because of what she did. Emailed the principle and said my wife isn’t to talk to him in class. WTF?

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