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I live on a weird off-street that's literally a single block long, but it is connected to literally the main artery of the city. So the GPS will always be doing wild shit to drivers like making them drive two minutes past that artery just to get onto the interstate and wrap us back around to that road but fifteen blocks up the street, or randomly send us nearly a mile in the opposite direction just to catch the interstate for 45 seconds on an awkward downtown loop.
The area I live in is one of the most highly trafficked in the city, let alone off its most driven street, so I have no idea why people are so unintuitive in these moments considering it's so obvious if you've lived in this city longer than a month: going downtown? Just take the street that cuts directly through the middle of it. If I don't pay complete attention and guide every bit of the ride's first three minutes, I can get stuck waiting at an intersection without a light for ten minutes, get charged one or two dollars more than I should due to a longer ride by mileage than time, or wind up in a situation where the driver gets completely flustered when the GPS malfunctions and acts like he can't complete the ride.
TAKE A RIGHT, GO UP TWO BLOCKS, TAKE A RIGHT, TAKE A LEFT, DRIVE STRAIGHT FOR TEN MINUTES AND LET ME OUT.
Other, smaller pet peeves:
Downtown roads are still brick roads. Some drivers will refuse to go the full route because they don't want to drive their cars on brick. WHAT?
Drivers who continue to express their political beliefs even when I'm clearly not engaged. I got a full refund on the afternoon of the Womens March because this dudebro finance guy couldn't stop laughing at all the women "wasting their time" holding dumb signs in the cold.
Drivers who clearly shouldn't be driving. Got picked up on a snowy day by some girl in a rundown whatever and ended up driving me halfway around the fucking world because her car couldn't get up any hills and she wouldn't accept any input on roads she might be able to get up due to traffic or incline or whatever.
Drivers that think its weird when you want to sit in the back. For a long time I felt pressured to get in the front after so many locked back doors, "you know you can sit up here" comments and general awkwardness over sitting in back. But then I mentioned this to a friend and they said, "oh, you're part of the problem!" and now, sometimes, I get in the front but I prefer having the option.
Drivers that accept a ride and then just sit wherever they are. That shit is plain unacceptable.
Drivers that drive in silence. I get that I'm 60% more likely to get into a car with conservative talk radio, pop country or mainstream pop than anything remotely interesting, but it's far better than just sitting in silence waiting for you to say something that gives away your political beliefs or boring lifestyle anyway. Just let me know up front, passively.
~~~~~~~~~ "This is the streets, and I am the trap." � Jay Bilas http://www.popmatters.com/pm/archive/contributor/517 Hip Hop Handbook: http://tinyurl.com/ll4kzz
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