**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
5. "haha, I run off and do this all the time (like yesterday):" In response to Reply # 0
>gonna go squat in an office until someone calls HR.
Except I don't go to offices, I find empty, unused cubes that are in a quiet place and set up shop there. It helps that I work off a laptop. Coworkers are so used to it when I'm not at my desk they just assume I'm off working somewhere else.
6. "Simple enough question" In response to Reply # 0
Are you sure it's not sandwiches themselves you're smelling instead of blaming the dude himself for emitting that odor? Does the scent last for the whole 7 or 8 hours you're stuck in the cubicle?
"Sean sparks like John Starks, nah, Sean ball like John Wall" - Rest In Power Forever Sean Price.
8. "My apolgies for the assumption on my part there." In response to Reply # 7
>and all of a sudden after the new person starts working here >its ham sandwich everyday all day??? nah > >its bad too. I get up from my desk a lot, now everytime I come >back it hits you right in the face. > >their whole house probably smells like that and they don't >even know it. > >never said it was a dude, but i'm really not trying to go >there given the climate around here, lol.
Your correction there puts a whole other spin to the story, but I'll bite my tongue. Is there anyway you could go to HR and explain the situation or at least request a change in cubicle location? That sounds like a pretty stressful situation to have to deal with someone else's odor for 8 hours daily.
"Sean sparks like John Starks, nah, Sean ball like John Wall" - Rest In Power Forever Sean Price.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Fri Sep-22-17 09:47 AM
9. "bruh, you never smelled the hoagie underarm stench before" In response to Reply # 6
that shit is a diSTINKT smell
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
11. "one of our managers would microwave his broccoli at lunch" In response to Reply # 10
every single day. the whole office would wonder why it suddenly smelled like a septic tank during lunchtime every freakn day. apparently zapped broccoli smells like shit. mixed with a dead person. or a dead person's shit? and i'm no expert but wouldn't zapping the shit out of the broccoli deplete its nutrients? 2yrs of this lol. glad i got the fuck out.
13. "come in extra early" In response to Reply # 0
spray they chair and desk with lysol... put a fan on your desk that blows the smelll the other way...
im gonna write a book about living in the office..
You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
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