""Would you have sex with your finest cousin for $1Million?""
I just saw this meme on Facebook and cats were in there like "hail yeah, I'll do for half!" Im use to seeing the "Would you punch your grandma for $1mil" but this is just wrong. I hope this doesn't become a thing.
1. "at what age did i meet her?" In response to Reply # 0
and is the milly tax free?
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79574 posts
Mon Sep-18-17 09:14 AM
3. "well, they do it for free in WV" In response to Reply # 0
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
5. "this reminds of when I see cousins liking" In response to Reply # 0
each other 'sexy' photos. I'm prolly reading too much into it, but just seems a lil weird to me. I have a hard time telling my cousins they look pretty cuz I don't want it to be perceived wrong. this is prolly just all in my head tho.
6. "lmao if you feel awkward about it, its because you probably be thinking" In response to Reply # 5
inappropriately. would you have an issue telling your sister or mom they looked pretty?
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
9. "i don't get it tho. Why would you have an issue telling someone they loo..." In response to Reply # 8
pretty unless you thinking bout throwing they back out lol.
Of course if we talking about strangers, then yeah that could be weird. But someone you know, like family. " you look pretty/nice" today. Whats the big deal?
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
pretty and nice are not the same to me. its more about my thoughts on how they would receive it vs my thinking skeevy about any of them. I'm likely being overly cautious.
12. "ok...but i doubt any fam member is gonna think anything about it" In response to Reply # 11 Mon Sep-18-17 09:51 AM by Cenario
unless you give them a weird vibe in general or you meeting your cousin for the first time and your greeting involves commenting on her looks.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79574 posts
Mon Sep-18-17 09:40 AM
10. "^^^ translation: HELL YEAH I WOULD!!!" In response to Reply # 7
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79574 posts
Mon Sep-18-17 09:59 AM
17. "oh shit.. a ya moms joke. " In response to Reply # 13
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79574 posts
Mon Sep-18-17 10:00 AM
18. "lmao... so it's a possibility" In response to Reply # 14
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
54. "i did my own rationalizing on this as well" In response to Reply # 25
i have a first cousin i have met exactly once in my life, mid-20s, hot and a mil is a lot of money. i don't think i could do it though, especially if people would find out. that side of the family is gossipy AF and of course fucking your cousin is, uh, weird.
And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
29. "I'd need a Viagra. I recognize their beauty, just not in a sexual way." In response to Reply # 0 Mon Sep-18-17 12:40 PM by Cam
Same for the girls I grew up in platonic relationships with--who are now sexual women--I can't imagine getting nasty with any of them. This weekend I happened to come across one on IG, looking fantastic, but as soon as I realized who it was, my lust vanished instantly.
For $1Mill though, shieeeeeeet...I'd even sponsor the next family reunion.
57. "i get what you mean though viagra isn't like an automatic thing" In response to Reply # 29
it only works if you want to have sex, if you are that put off it still wouldn't work. IMO if you are a functioning man viagra is only useful if you like drugs and/or drinking with sex or you are one of those sex addict dudes who wants to bust eight unsatisfying nuts in a day or something.
any which way i appreciate your honesty on the topic. i know what you mean about girls you knew getting older, too. to me if we were only a couple years apart, like five or less, that's cool, but any more than that, yeah, hella weird to see girls you knew as kids all grown up, even if they, uh, blossomed.
And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
33. "*requests OKLegal interns to come through with the Lebron assist*" In response to Reply # 0
OKLegal, interns that is cause y'all OKLegal tenured ass mofos demanding 200K off rip, help me negotiate this contract.
Stipulations:
It has to be someone 10,000 family members removed from somewhere else like Puerto Rico, Argentina, Greece shout out to Great^1 millionth power Grandpa Kira, Italy, France, Costa Rica, Peru, Venezuela, or Australia.
I demand exclusive rights to the data and 95 percent of the profits from anything sold...
I get streaming rights and royalties.
I get 100 percent of all endorsement money.
I get to pick any random model/IG model/"actress"/fitness enthusiast and call her family so she counts as a family member.
$1 million deposited in my account prior to the sexual act. Every nut after the first one is an extra $250K.
34. "what they do in West VA on Halloween????" In response to Reply # 0
PUMPKIN..... PUMP KIN......
You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79574 posts
Tue Sep-19-17 06:24 AM
43. "My dad told that joke to a lady..." In response to Reply # 34
then she told him she was from WVA
He said it was an early night.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
I don't have any physically hot cousins, because they're my cousins. Them being shitty people personality-wise makes them easier to not be attracted to.
40. "Yall need to step up yall family genes games" In response to Reply # 39
I've got plenty of beautiful cousins and aunties. Never thought about smanging one til today tho.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
52. "RE: Yall need to step up yall family genes games" In response to Reply # 40
Lol, the family tree is still growing, regardless. Country niggas love a mean, ugly chick. My first cousins are about 30+ deep, and there's only 1 with 1 child.
58. "we are talking about one smash, marriage i would not consider for a sec" In response to Reply # 46
yeah it was a fairly common practice in morocco among arabs also. with jews i didn't hear of it really though there were definitely some young ass girls getting married to grown men. no idea what it's like today but 40 years ago both those things were still common.
And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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