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Firecracker
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"How TF you get hemorroids and how you deal?"


  

          


I'm on my 7th on an Italy roundtrip, starting off with 2 nights in Milano, 3 nights in Piacenza, 1 night in Parma, and 1 night in Bologna - needless to say its been *a lot* of food (and natural wine, aka the only wine anyone needs to be drinking imo, but that's for another post)

Now, about the subject title - what's a(ny) good answer for that? Don't wanna WebMD that shit and find out I have 48 hours left because of overindulging on food and vino biologica

  

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are your poopoo's OK fam? n/m
Sep 13th 2017
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Hell yeah they good lol
Sep 13th 2017
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ALSO: I don't overwipe, like I know you're not supposed to
Sep 13th 2017
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Damn, on vacation too? Prayer hands emoji
Sep 13th 2017
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there are over the counter creams
Sep 13th 2017
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Witch Hazel is your friend.
Sep 13th 2017
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lol me too
Sep 13th 2017
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"General Discussion" is "OKP Getting Old". We just haven't fully
Sep 13th 2017
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haha, i was gonna say OKP is "OKP Getting Old".
Sep 13th 2017
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I literally came in here to type this exact sentence.
Sep 14th 2017
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child birth..
Sep 13th 2017
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you get em from sitting, no exercise, straining yur bowels, hereditary..
Sep 13th 2017
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sleeping with the window cracked in cold weather
Sep 13th 2017
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You're traveling? Try not to carry so much in your backpack
Sep 13th 2017
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chew your food thoroughly and don't strain on the seat
Sep 13th 2017
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I feel for you in the Farmacia trying to find the Italian PH
Sep 13th 2017
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Let me just ask: Are we (men) supposed to shave IT (C)?
Sep 13th 2017
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No...
Sep 13th 2017
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Nigga whut?
Sep 13th 2017
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why you exclude me? lol
Sep 13th 2017
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I've been considering it. Worried about it growing back thicker.
Sep 13th 2017
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so many questions
Sep 14th 2017
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      I thought it was something only porn stars do...
Sep 14th 2017
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           What straight male thinks about shaving his asshole and why?
Sep 14th 2017
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                LOL I was just thinking in terms of it being sanitary
Sep 14th 2017
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                     The hair grows there for a reason. It's like a safety net.
Sep 14th 2017
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there's an EPIC Reddit post about this lol
Sep 14th 2017
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EAT. A. SALAD. NIGGA.
Sep 13th 2017
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Tea Tree oil
Sep 14th 2017
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Vacay shits are definitely a thing
Sep 14th 2017
23
Prep H is my friend
Sep 14th 2017
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GI Nurse here - straining will do that. Lots of liquids and easy foods t...
Sep 14th 2017
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This is good shit! Hopefully >>>>>
Sep 15th 2017
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stop all hot/spicy food and
Sep 15th 2017
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NoFuture4Us
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Wed Sep-13-17 04:23 AM

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1. "are your poopoo's OK fam? n/m"
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Firecracker
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2. "Hell yeah they good lol"
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might have had a couple days off the sh*ts *splashing symbol emoji* after drinking all kinds of alcohol for 5 days straight, but aint nothing funny about em as far as I can tell lol

  

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Firecracker
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Wed Sep-13-17 04:27 AM

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3. "ALSO: I don't overwipe, like I know you're not supposed to"
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I mean, not lazywipin either, but you know. I feel like I've had this a couple of times before (maybe like 3-4 times my whole life including this), but I never uhmmm.... saw somebody for it or went to the pharmacy to get an ointment or whatever

  

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legsdiamond
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Wed Sep-13-17 08:17 AM

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4. "Damn, on vacation too? Prayer hands emoji"
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shut up already, damn

  

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5. "there are over the counter creams"
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but I dont know how that works overseas
best of luck

  

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6. "Witch Hazel is your friend. "
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I keeps some by the stool.

BTW, we need a new OKP Section, OKP Getting Old.


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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

  

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9. "lol me too"
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In a little cute bottle right next the cotton balls..
gotta make it look sexy

  

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12. ""General Discussion" is "OKP Getting Old". We just haven't fully "
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>I keeps some by the stool.
>
>BTW, we need a new OKP Section, OKP Getting Old.
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>**********
>"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then
>they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson
>
>"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

embraced it yet.

  

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KiloMcG
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20. "haha, i was gonna say OKP is "OKP Getting Old". "
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Damali
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32. "I literally came in here to type this exact sentence."
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I used to get them after every period..like clockwork.

Now I make a habit of rubbing a little cotton ball doused in witch hazel on my sensitive areas after i shower.

haven't gotten them since.

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Trinity444
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7. "child birth.. "
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they only bother me when I stress out. Once I had a flair up when I was made at my lover, so bad I had to go to the ER...couldn't walk lol. so embarrassing to have a stranger open up your ass and look at it...that hurt too.

But yeah, they say the over the counter stuff can make it worse. I was given procto foam. It worked wonders. It's expensive and most insurance won't cover it..

be well

  

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8. "you get em from sitting, no exercise, straining yur bowels, hereditary.."
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runs in my family......you gotta eat hella fiber....keep yur stools soft...if they bleed prolly not too serious but stick a dry green tea bag in yur ass and go to doctor (the tea bag helps with reduce swelling)...the swelling is what gets you.....on the surface you can use witch hazel or one of the prep H creams to keep the swelling down...

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legsdiamond
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10. "sleeping with the window cracked in cold weather"
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shut up already, damn

  

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micMajestic
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11. "You're traveling? Try not to carry so much in your backpack"
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13. "chew your food thoroughly and don't strain on the seat "
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sectachrome86
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14. "I feel for you in the Farmacia trying to find the Italian PH"
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Trying to explain to the clerk who doesn't speak english. Damn lol.

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Firecracker
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15. "Let me just ask: Are we (men) supposed to shave IT (C)?"
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I can't say I'm positive its hemorroids (sp?), its just the a-gawd has been feelin a little irritated and maybe a little itchy, it helped to go hard on the bid├ęt this morning and afternoon

I've been eating lots and probably shitting more than usual (aint no fiber on a Eataly round tour bihh), so its all just pizza, pasta, roasted piglins, wine wine wine, some gelato

I'm usually good, but I was thinking this morning - are we supposed to shave our assholes like that? lmao, and if so wtf

  

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16. "No..."
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https://media.giphy.com/media/5hHy4i1YoiyIw/giphy.gif

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17. "Nigga whut?"
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shut up already, damn

  

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18. "why you exclude me? lol"
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21. "I've been considering it. Worried about it growing back thicker. "
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**********
"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

  

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legsdiamond
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24. "so many questions"
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but I don't want to know the answer to any of them

shut up already, damn

  

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25. "I thought it was something only porn stars do..."
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imma have to add this to my list...

  

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legsdiamond
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27. "What straight male thinks about shaving his asshole and why? "
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The fuck kinda mirrors BG got in his house?

nappy ass ass nigga

shut up already, damn

  

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Firecracker
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28. "LOL I was just thinking in terms of it being sanitary"
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>The fuck kinda mirrors BG got in his house?


IDK if it is or if it would be, I just thought it'd keep your ass more clean in the long run lmaoo

But nah I have no idea how one would go about getting that done tho lol

  

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legsdiamond
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29. "The hair grows there for a reason. It's like a safety net. "
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I think it's prolly less sanitary to remove the hair.

Fuck if I know but ain't no one getting that close to my ass with a razor, wax, etc

shut up already, damn

  

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26. "there's an EPIC Reddit post about this lol"
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ended up in disaster

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19. "EAT. A. SALAD. NIGGA. "
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22. "Tea Tree oil"
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23. "Vacay shits are definitely a thing"
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I made a Puerta Vallarta resort toilet my bitch for like five days straight this summwr

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KiloMcG
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30. "Prep H is my friend"
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well, store/generic brand prep h is anyways. same shit, half the cost.

  

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eye.M.woman
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31. "GI Nurse here - straining will do that. Lots of liquids and easy foods t..."
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body can breakdown aka fruits/veggies/plants/legumes/beans
if you eat stuff that will cause constipation
or cause straining to go poo - BAM! got the roids
Hemorrhoids are pretty much inflammed tissue due to the strain

There are over the counter medicines that can help dry them up
also lidocaine/anesthetic type ointments for the pain
you can also try stool softners to soften that poopoo so it doesnt
cause as much pain and discomfort

Advise: Preparation H is wonderful and its over the counter

Stool softener: colace or any other stool softener helps

Diet: lots of liquids, lots of watery fruits and veggies.. salads

  

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Firecracker
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33. "This is good shit! Hopefully >>>>>"
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Thank you so much!

Now, what if GD had answers like these on the reg?? <3

  

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Flash80
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34. "stop all hot/spicy food and"
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apply baby oil on the culo for a couple days.

tried and tested.

  

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