"The things one overhears from strangers" Wed Jun-07-17 10:45 AM by final_prospect82
I'm consulting at this out of state firm and overhear a conversation between two male employees. (I often overhear shit when consulting because I'll wear headphones with nothing playing to keep people from interrupting my peace with casual conversation I'm forced to be apart of).
Guy A: Call me the GOAT. Guy B: Yea, that's not going to happen but make your case A: Remember the waitress I've been smashing on the side? B: The slim one with the fat ass and red hair?! What about her? A: I did a quick stop-over after work last Friday. She got carried away and sucked on my neck too hard. Gave me a hickey. Too old for that shit B: Told you leave those college broads in your rearview. A: The shit was pronounced. No way to conceal it from the wife. But like Jordan in the fourth, as I'm pulling up in the driveway, I found my way through. B: Pretend like you went out drunk, crash at a hotel and get that hickey down? A: No, my plan was better than that. The night before, Joi got to sucking on my neck and I told her to be easy. So I walk through the door pissed. I tell her she gave me a hickey from last night. A grown ass man in his 30s with a hickey on his neck. I'm supposed to ball with the boys tomorrow and I will get clowned. I sell the fuck outta this thing. B: (laughing) You fucked up for this shit! A: So she's apologizing her ass off. That weekend I was King Kong in that jungle: woken up with some throwback head, followed by a bomb ass breakfast. When I came back from the gym, she paid someone to cut the grass which saved me time. I opened the door and she's butt ass naked in heels. Gave me some 09 pussy. I went out that night. Not one complaint about the time I came home. B: Hold up. So you smashed a broad that gave you a hickey, blamed it on your wife, not only did you wife buy it but she made did all that to make up for it?! A: Crown me! B: (bowing) I have so much to learn. I can't get my wife to stop giving me lazy booty and I'm faithful. You're out here living the dream.
I have another story about overhearing an std confession but I'll pocket that one for another day
happiness is a mediocre standard for a middle class existence - S. Williams
I don't not like you because you have dumb ideas about the world, I don't like you because you have other people's dumb ideas about the world. - Rjcc
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79560 posts
Wed Jun-07-17 10:56 AM
3. "That was definitely some goat shit... " In response to Reply # 0
Not sure why dudes talk about their wives in detail like that tho..
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79560 posts
Wed Jun-07-17 12:17 PM
8. "dude at the bar said a woman had "sleepy titties"" In response to Reply # 4
I fell the fuck out.
Definitely gonna throw that out there and see how many laughs I get.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79560 posts
Wed Jun-07-17 12:28 PM
10. "they were small.. and had no perk at all" In response to Reply # 9
I fell the fuck out cause I noticed them too.
first thing I thought was" damn, her titties look depressed"
she was cute as shit tho...
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79560 posts
Wed Jun-07-17 01:01 PM
13. "pretty sure these dudes were Black but can I get confirmation?" In response to Reply # 0
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
18. "It's about maximum profit (c) Tony Soprano" In response to Reply # 16
Cheating is hardly ever about the home situation.
I know a few dudes who wives are fucking great, one in which the wife is the breadwinner. They love their wives. They love their family. Never thought about divorce.
But they're on some Patrice O'Neal shit: "I love my woman as much as I can but I have so much more love to give. What am I to do with all this excess love?!"
happiness is a mediocre standard for a middle class existence - S. Williams
I don't not like you because you have dumb ideas about the world, I don't like you because you have other people's dumb ideas about the world. - Rjcc
auragin_boi Member since Aug 01st 2003 20939 posts
Thu Jun-08-17 08:13 AM
19. "I respectfully disagree lol" In response to Reply # 18
>Cheating is hardly ever about the home situation.
Cheating is probably about the home situation 65% of the time. The rest of the time it's probably what you said.
#1 on the charts is - We don't get it in like we use to/she is never in the mood.
>I know a few dudes who wives are fucking great, one in which >the wife is the breadwinner. They love their wives. They love >their family. Never thought about divorce. > >But they're on some Patrice O'Neal shit: "I love my woman as >much as I can but I have so much more love to give. What am I >to do with all this excess love?!"
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79560 posts
Thu Jun-08-17 10:21 AM
21. "we love people who hurt us, hurt people who love us - Kdot" In response to Reply # 20
seems like most dudes do dirt when they have a good woman...
its much easier because they trust you and always give you the benefit of the doubt.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79560 posts
Thu Jun-08-17 03:08 PM
26. "I don't think anyone wants to experience heartbreak..." In response to Reply # 23
But life doesn't work that way.
It's really about picking your heart up off the floor and finding the strength to move on.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79560 posts
Thu Jun-08-17 07:18 PM
29. "Take it out on my crotch" In response to Reply # 0
My wife said she was in the bathroom and overheard a white punk rocker say her boyfriend was mad at her.
She goes.
"He's mad at me...whatever, just like..take me home and take it out on my crotch"
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
33. "This light-skinned dude got a hickey from his side chick back in college" In response to Reply # 0 Fri Jun-09-17 11:05 AM by flipnile
Well, he was going home to main chick, and he was Steph Curry light, so that hickey was obvious-as-fuck. So, a week later this dude tells me he scratched his neck with a fork until it bled a bit, then told his girl he got scratched going for a rebound playing basketball.
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