legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79600 posts
Fri Jun-02-17 02:54 PM
4. "first time I hit the bong" In response to Reply # 0
I was at PITT and hit it a few times. I went downstairs to get a soda and stood in front of the maching for 3 minutes with my change an inch from the slot.
Realized I was blazed and ran back upstairs. Called up a shorty and phone boned. I must have fallen asleep because the next morning the phone was in the middle of the floor.
So I get up, go take a shower and realize the dorm floor is empty. Cool, I can use the private shower. Take a long shower and go back to my room and realize I smell a little smoke. I finally put the phone back on the hook and as soon as I do it rings. My boys says" yo, there is a fire drill and chicks are in the lobby looking busted as hell.. dude, why are you still in your room, you should prolly come down"
So I go to the elevator even tho I'm on the 2nd floor because why not? I finally take the steps because it's taking forever. I walk out the exit and a fireman in full gear is like "NIGGA WTF, how long you been up there? We had a real fire!" He was black.. lol.
I was so faded I coulda burned up. I slept through the fire alarm.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79600 posts
Fri Jun-02-17 06:33 PM
7. "Huh? I was high that night and slept hard as fuck" In response to Reply # 5
But remember this was the first time I used a bong and I was going hard. It wasn't 1 hit. It was like 8 to 10 hard hits.
High as hell and my first time smoking real weed.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
6. "A friend offered me DAT DAB" In response to Reply # 0 Fri Jun-02-17 03:19 PM by BigReg
on the way to a live show i was going to by myself: big mistake, was AAAWWWL the way in my head.
I remember being mad the venue ain't have their liquor license yet because I hoped alcohol would calm me down, lol. I ended up leaving said show two songs in because I was convinced someone I had dated was there (statistical chances of her actually being there was .0000012%) and panicked because we weren't on good terms and I was certain a confrontation was going to happen because I am an idiot
It still took me forever to get home because of other NYC related paranoia, I kept on taking alternate routes.
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