classic song...that i been messing up for decades now.
you know the part where he goes
i don't know karate, but i know...
all this time, i thought he was saying ka'razy. like crazy. i don't know all that karate stuff, but i'll go crazy & whoop yo ass.
recently i was told that he actually said
ka'razor. like, i'll cut you. black man in the early '70s always had a blade on him. so you can come with all the karate in the world but this razor got something for you...
what songs you been messing up?
*** I ain't lyin. This shit i'm making up is true...
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79560 posts
Fri Apr-28-17 10:11 AM
3. "its shariah you like it!!! Rock the Casbah" In response to Reply # 1
It so reeeal you'll like it...
Rock the Casbah
I don't give a fuck.. I sing whatever gets me to the words I know.
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79560 posts
Fri Apr-28-17 10:09 AM
2. "same song.. I think everyone sings Kah-razy" In response to Reply # 0
Queen Latifah's first album. I had it on cassette and of course it was eaten up a few times so Princess of the Posse had a skip/stutter on the line
"won't you chill, I don't need another vidividictim"
I still say it like that.
Hanging in a Chow Line.. never knew it said that until Chappelle show.
so many I can't remember. I just sing melodies if I don't know the words.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79560 posts
Fri Apr-28-17 10:16 AM
7. "My dad thought Mary Jane was about the Mary Jane girls.." In response to Reply # 0
I was like nigga.. don't tell anyone else that shit.
how do you smoke weed daily and not know...
but maybe that's why.
this was like 5 years ago too. I still crack up thinking about it.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
10. "RE: Unrelated but I recently had a kid and realized I knew zero words" In response to Reply # 8
>to lullabys/nursery rhymes.. > >I'm all mixing shit up like.. > >"I'm a little tea-cup (tea pot?) short and stout.... >Down came the rain and washed the spider out??"
LMAO!
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79560 posts
Fri Apr-28-17 11:24 AM
14. "bruh, my daughter has a little music box" In response to Reply # 8
I know some of the nursery rhymes but others I just make up words to the whole song.
My wife is like "what song is that?"
and a lot of those songs are morbid as hell.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
32. "RE: bruh, my daughter has a little music box" In response to Reply # 14
>I know some of the nursery rhymes but others I just make up >words to the whole song. > >My wife is like "what song is that?" > >and a lot of those songs are morbid as hell. > > > > > and some are racist as hell during the 2nd or 3rd verses
13. "I was at a wedding..." In response to Reply # 0
And the DJ starting playing Cut the Cake by Average White Band...
"I just turned to someone and said hey this song is not really about cutting cake..."
Give me a little piece, let me lick up the cream Cut the cake I need a little piece, baby, you know what I mean Cut the cake Give me a little piece, some lovin' along the side Cut the cake I need a little piece, and you could keep me satisfied, yeah
You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
16. "I looked up a bunch of Nirvana lyrics once, and I still don't understand" In response to Reply # 0
I'm never really sure what the song is about going off the lyrics. Like, I gotta go read a think piece that breaks down the song for me. Must be my Negroidian mind.
21. "don't stop jason waterfalls" In response to Reply # 0
it's funny, i made a post about this 1-2 months ago, and no one wanted to believe that "Waterfalls" is a consistently misheard chorus, but that chorus has to be one of the top 5 misheard lyrics of all time.
> > >rickie lee jones - chuck es in love > >when she sings " what could make a boy" > >i would be mad and was like how can she get away with this but >i still liked the song, lol
29. ""relax yourself girl, please sinclair"" In response to Reply # 0
fuck this part of the song in particular.
its talked about all the time here. once the actual lyrics were pointed out, "Relax yourself girl, please set-tle down" I was at a time actually able to hear it that way but now its just...what the hell.
41. "I told this one some years back..." In response to Reply # 0
my grandmother, rest her soul...sitting around, rocking out to to some Prince. The hook comes in..."con-tro-ver-sey"..."I know thas right, I count my blessings EVERY day". I'm like "gra.." My sister puts her hand on my arm like "let it ride...it works, this way"
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45. "It's Gonna be a Party Tonight - Eagles" In response to Reply # 0
instead of heartache
i always heard it as "party tonight" probably cuz this song was guaranteed to play at my parents family parties. just figured it was a good time kind of song growing up lol.
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