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BigJazz
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"how the hell is prostitution the world's oldest profession?"


  

          

there are all kinds of other things that coulda been sold which would give that type of sales person the true claim of having the oldest profession.

and what about building? i'm thinking the need to buy shelter woulda came before buying some ass.

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a cavelady with no crib had to have a comeup, though.
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A piece of ass got you two sticks
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you laugh but that has been an observed in animal communities
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      RE: you laugh but that has been an observed in animal communities
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      Give monkeys money, pretty soon they buy ass with it.
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A dope hut + food on the table probably got a dude mad pussy back then
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the sex drive supersedes all others
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the survival drive supercedes all others
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i guess you could say hunting is the oldest profession
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You don't think Cavewomen were selling pussy for fire? Cmon breh.
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wasn't that part of the subplot in "Quest for Fire"?
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bartering.
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The original sin was NOT eating the forbidden fruit, it was pimpin it.
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I read somewhere....
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#13
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"Robbery" isn't really a profession, but it's really old too
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Well, women always had the luxury of working the streets or getting
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stfu
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holy shit
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Ninja threw a cluster bomb.
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      my man carpet bombed this entire post
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A post only a Mother could love
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our local MRA activist
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^straight outta returnofkings.com-pton
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how is it not?
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Right.
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I didn't say it, Tracy Morgan did tho
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Men have pretty much been trained to suppress our sex drive
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prostitution.... Europe's oldest profession
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Shogun
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1. "a cavelady with no crib had to have a comeup, though."
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the need to buy shelter
>woulda came before buying some ass.

Caves came before huts and shit, right? So if a cavedude had a nice crib, a cavelady in need of cash might work an angle.


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Paps_Smear
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2. "A piece of ass got you two sticks"
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to rub together for fire

and about 3 squirrels

3 squirrels and a hunk of Sabertooth Tiger meat if he ballin

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4. "you laugh but that has been an observed in animal communities"
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i remember around 2000 some shit blew my mind, they had studied penguin colonies--mind you penguins are monogamous animals--and the married females would exchange sex for rocks and sticks for their nest from unattached males. crazy AF, right?

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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8. "RE: you laugh but that has been an observed in animal communities"
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>i remember around 2000 some shit blew my mind, they had
>studied penguin colonies--mind you penguins are monogamous
>animals--and the married females would exchange sex for rocks
>and sticks for their nest from unattached males. crazy AF,
>right?

that's bananas!

I recently watched that nat. doc March of the Penquins and was simply blown away by the arduous journey they endured just to procreate.

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TheAlbionist
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13. "Give monkeys money, pretty soon they buy ass with it."
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http://www.zmescience.com/research/how-scientists-tught-monkeys-the-concept-of-money-not-long-after-the-first-prostitute-monkey-appeared/

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3. "A dope hut + food on the table probably got a dude mad pussy back then"
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Shit, ain't nothing changed, lol.

  

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5. "the sex drive supersedes all others"
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or so I heard somewhere

Survival of the species is the most powerful drive in the animal kingdom, supposably

I do find that hard to believe as when I'm HONGRY I can't think of anything else besides food.

There's gotta be studies and experiments where dudes are starving haven't eaten for days and then all of a sudden a Beyonce level naked broad walks in and says she's DTF. What happens then?

  

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6. "the survival drive supercedes all others"
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>I do find that hard to believe as when I'm HONGRY I can't think of anything else besides food.

survival so you can have more sex, of course

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Madvillain 626
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7. "i guess you could say hunting is the oldest profession"
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best believe that nigga was trading some meat slabs and a pelt for some pussy tho

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9. "You don't think Cavewomen were selling pussy for fire? Cmon breh. "
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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10. "wasn't that part of the subplot in "Quest for Fire"?"
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11. "bartering."
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Mon Apr-10-17 12:14 PM by HotThyng76

  

          

somebody was hungry. asked so-and-so for something to eat. so-and-so said 'no'. somebody asked again. so-and-so was like "i said NO, nigga. shit. go on somewhere." somebody asked AGAIN. so-and-so sighed and looked up at the sky like "THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE. look, whatchu got for some of this grub, fool?" somebody looked around knowing s/he had nothing to offer in exchange for some food. and was crestfallen. somebody looked down. and saw their own genitals. and offered that shit for some food. so-and-so was like "a'ight den. let's go over there behind that bush."

and there were no police. no prosecutors. no hating-ass ministers to throw shade on the transaction. no hating-ass nervous nellies around to tell either of them that they'd done anything wrong. b/c the truth is there was nothing wrong w/that. it was a simple transaction. everyone got what they wanted. easy-peasy.

  

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12. "The original sin was NOT eating the forbidden fruit, it was pimpin it."
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out....



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14. "I read somewhere...."
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They gave all of the monkeys food.

the female monkeys figured out they could get good from the males for sex...

at the end of a month they weighed the monkeys and all of the females were fat but the males had traded all of the food away for that monkey love...

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

  

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16. "#13"
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>They gave all of the monkeys food.
>
>the female monkeys figured out they could get good from the
>males for sex...
>
>at the end of a month they weighed the monkeys and all of the
>females were fat but the males had traded all of the food away
>for that monkey love...
>
>

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15. ""Robbery" isn't really a profession, but it's really old too"
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Predates money, actually. Shit, it's even older than people. One animal puts the work in to hunt some food down, then another one comes and robs 'em.

  

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17. "Well, women always had the luxury of working the streets or getting"
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married when all else fails. Being born with a vagina spares them a lot of whatever's visited upon men.

Rest In Peace, Bad News Brown

  

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18. "stfu"
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20. "holy shit"
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21. "Ninja threw a cluster bomb."
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Joint already drew-out a Jawn dat aint posted in a minute!...lol.

This could get interesting.


*waits for it*




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24. "my man carpet bombed this entire post"
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Turned it into The Walking Dead even

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25. "A post only a Mother could love"
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>married when all else fails. Being born with a vagina spares
>them a lot of whatever's visited upon men.

  

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27. "our local MRA activist"
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29. "^straight outta returnofkings.com-pton"
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19. "how is it not?"
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22. "Right."
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Wed Apr-12-17 08:49 AM by NoDrawls McGraw

  

          

Originoo Man was the Afrikana and we invented the trade/barter system. Shit makes sense. I bet BOTH genders was trading venery for resources to varying degrees.


Throw in clanship hierarchy politics? Sheeeeeiiittt.

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Paps_Smear
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23. "I didn't say it, Tracy Morgan did tho"
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https://youtu.be/9Ju7TuTHerg

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micMajestic
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26. "Men have pretty much been trained to suppress our sex drive"
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>there are all kinds of other things that coulda been sold
>which would give that type of sales person the true claim of
>having the oldest profession.
>
>and what about building? i'm thinking the need to buy shelter
>woulda came before buying some ass.
>
>I WANT THE TRUTH!!

20+ of "training", plus a slightly diminished sex drive from aging might make you lose sight of your true sexual instincts.

  

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28. " prostitution.... Europe's oldest profession"
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