Printer-friendly copy Email this topic to a friend
Lobby General Discussion topic #13138848

Subject: ""Oh so that's what BBC means" - record scratch " Search result list | First match | Last match
MEAT
Member since Feb 08th 2008
22275 posts
Tue Mar-28-17 07:36 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
""Oh so that's what BBC means" - record scratch "


  

          

My wife is at one time one of the cooler people I know and also one of the lamest. I met her in late 2012 and she didn't know what LOL meant and still had limited texts on her phone at the time. She got her first smart phone in early 2014. So while she can tell you all about the 90s punk scene and ska, modern day things come slow to her.

Flashback to two weekends ago we're listening to Desus & Mero and Desus starts talking about BBC

Wife: Ohhhhhh so that's what BBC means
*I immediately start cracking up laughing*
Wife: because I was googling ...
Me: hold that sentence I need to hear where this is going
*I pause the radio*
Wife: well I was googling the interupting kids interview
Me: yeah?😀
Wife: and I couldn't find the whole video
Me: yeah? 😁
Wife: and then when I scrolled through videos about halfway down some porn came up
Me: what were the search terms you used? 😁
Wife: BBC wife interview
Me: 😆 You gotta turn safe search on.

------
“There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.” -Albert Camus

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top


Topic Outline
Subject Author Message Date ID
haha, she sounds adorable
Mar 28th 2017
1
lmfao
Mar 28th 2017
2
LOL
Mar 28th 2017
3
as a BBC radio listener...I always laugh to myself over this.
Mar 28th 2017
4
LOL!
Mar 28th 2017
5
yeah safe search is your friend
Mar 28th 2017
6
bruhhhhhh
Mar 28th 2017
7
Way better than when they know too much terminology.
Mar 28th 2017
8
I wanna tell the Baptish Church near me that bbc4christ.org....
Mar 28th 2017
9
Hahaha oh man, that is awesome
Mar 28th 2017
10
Ya'll slacking like shit..
Mar 29th 2017
11
... she's black. Next.
Mar 29th 2017
12
      Wait, if the definition is what I think it is, her race would be irrelev...
Mar 29th 2017
13
           You ever know of a black woman saying "big black cock" ?
Mar 29th 2017
14
                I don't know any woman outside of porn using that term.
Mar 29th 2017
15
                Eh. I've heard "big cock" and "cock" before
Mar 29th 2017
16
                I've never heard a black woman use "cock" as a regular vocabulary term
Mar 29th 2017
17

KiloMcG
Member since Jan 01st 2008
27561 posts
Tue Mar-28-17 08:49 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
1. "haha, she sounds adorable"
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

BrooklynWHAT
Member since Jun 15th 2007
85135 posts
Tue Mar-28-17 09:14 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
2. "lmfao"
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

<--- Big Baller World Order

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

Case_One
Charter member
54687 posts
Tue Mar-28-17 09:44 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
3. "LOL"
In response to Reply # 0


          


.
.

Wake up, Pray! Go to work, Pray! Go home, Pray! Love, Pray! Eat, Pray! Live, Pray!

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

double negative
Member since Dec 14th 2007
22151 posts
Tue Mar-28-17 09:45 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
4. "as a BBC radio listener...I always laugh to myself over this. "
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

***********************************************************
https://soundcloud.com/swageyph/yph-die-with-me

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

CyrenYoung
Charter member
34204 posts
Tue Mar-28-17 10:37 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
5. "LOL!"
In response to Reply # 0
Tue Mar-28-17 10:37 AM by CyrenYoung

  

          

*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

TR808
Member since Oct 24th 2012
2012 posts
Tue Mar-28-17 12:03 PM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
6. "yeah safe search is your friend"
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

A co worker told me that his daughter was on the internet and did a search for Barbie Doll.

First 10 results were all Pron....

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

Rjcc
Charter member
95025 posts
Tue Mar-28-17 02:06 PM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy listClick to send message via AOL IM
7. "bruhhhhhh"
In response to Reply # 0


          


www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

Buddy_Gilapagos
Charter member
49566 posts
Tue Mar-28-17 03:17 PM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
8. "Way better than when they know too much terminology. "
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

If I ask you what bukkake is, please act like you have no idea what it means. Even if you do, humor me.


**********
"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

CaptNish
Member since Mar 09th 2004
14495 posts
Tue Mar-28-17 08:03 PM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy listClick to send message via AOL IM
9. "I wanna tell the Baptish Church near me that bbc4christ.org...."
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

....is probably getting them some weird fucking traffic...

_
Yo! That’s My Jawn: The Podcast - Available Now!
http://linktr.ee/yothatsmyjawn

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

    
KiloMcG
Member since Jan 01st 2008
27561 posts
Tue Mar-28-17 08:29 PM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
10. "Hahaha oh man, that is awesome "
In response to Reply # 9


  

          

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

tourgasm
Member since Sep 06th 2014
365 posts
Wed Mar-29-17 11:31 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
11. "Ya'll slacking like shit.."
In response to Reply # 0


          

She definitely wasn't getting that definition in the bedroom

OHHHHHH



smh OKP

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

    
MEAT
Member since Feb 08th 2008
22275 posts
Wed Mar-29-17 11:47 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
12. "... she's black. Next."
In response to Reply # 11


  

          

------
“There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.” -Albert Camus

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

        
Buddy_Gilapagos
Charter member
49566 posts
Wed Mar-29-17 02:04 PM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
13. "Wait, if the definition is what I think it is, her race would be irrelev..."
In response to Reply # 12


  

          


**********
"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

            
MEAT
Member since Feb 08th 2008
22275 posts
Wed Mar-29-17 02:09 PM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
14. "You ever know of a black woman saying "big black cock" ?"
In response to Reply # 13


  

          

That's definitely a white people ass term.

------
“There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.” -Albert Camus

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

                
Buddy_Gilapagos
Charter member
49566 posts
Wed Mar-29-17 02:28 PM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
15. "I don't know any woman outside of porn using that term. "
In response to Reply # 14


  

          


**********
"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

                    
MEAT
Member since Feb 08th 2008
22275 posts
Wed Mar-29-17 03:27 PM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
16. "Eh. I've heard "big cock" and "cock" before "
In response to Reply # 15


  

          

But I can't think of a situation where a black woman is adding on black as a descriptor for much of anything, let alone dick.

------
“There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.” -Albert Camus

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

                
flipnile
Member since Nov 05th 2003
13607 posts
Wed Mar-29-17 03:34 PM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
17. "I've never heard a black woman use "cock" as a regular vocabulary term"
In response to Reply # 14
Wed Mar-29-17 03:34 PM by flipnile

          

...or black men (IRL, of course).

If it were a term black folks use it would be "BD"

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

Lobby General Discussion topic #13138848Search result list | First match | Last match
Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.25
Copyright © DCScripts.com