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rdhull
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"This dude just went in the donut box, picked up a donut, broke off a pie..."


  

          

This dude just went in the donut box, picked up a donut, broke off a piece, and put the rest of it back

  

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#wypipo
Mar 24th 2017
1
RE: #wypipo
Mar 24th 2017
51
with bare hands? foul. with a paper towel? fair.
Mar 24th 2017
2
WPS. It's a donut... eat the whole damn thing
Mar 24th 2017
3
"t's a donut..." depends on the scenario
Mar 24th 2017
7
If you can't eat a whole donut, don't touch the donut
Mar 24th 2017
11
^^^
Mar 24th 2017
14
say word.
Mar 24th 2017
18
Yep.
Mar 24th 2017
26
these people drinking half a beer like "who wants the rest of this?"
Mar 24th 2017
29
lol
Mar 24th 2017
38
Back in the day we had a huge party...
Mar 24th 2017
45
      That's next level wretched.
Mar 24th 2017
49
      She became a nun
Mar 24th 2017
53
      I've seen that happen. It's so gross.
Mar 29th 2017
81
      You just described a typical saturday morning when i was 13.
Mar 29th 2017
83
yes
Mar 24th 2017
48
Naw Bruh. I'm afraid thas a double-negative!
Mar 24th 2017
43
but I can't eat a WHOLE buttermilk
Mar 24th 2017
10
word.
Mar 24th 2017
17
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
Mar 24th 2017
6
      the not fat motherfuckers chilling by the water cooler.
Mar 24th 2017
8
      half donut eaters shouldn't be allowed to partake
Mar 24th 2017
12
           ^^^
Mar 24th 2017
15
           half eaten doughnuts will ALWAYS go in the trash.
Mar 24th 2017
19
                i eat half donuts.
Mar 27th 2017
60
                     RE: i eat half donuts.
Mar 27th 2017
61
      y'all never had fancy ass donuts in the office i guess
Mar 24th 2017
31
           Wtf is a fancy ass donut? Like the gourmet shit?
Mar 24th 2017
33
           i actually ride with this lol
Mar 24th 2017
35
           word.
Mar 29th 2017
82
           How many fancy handsy half donuts have you left in that donut box, dog?
Mar 24th 2017
39
                right? that's even worse
Mar 24th 2017
52
                *looks at half of bacon topped donut with anger
Mar 27th 2017
55
                me, none. but i hate seeing somebody grab a whole one then b*tch
Mar 27th 2017
54
                     I didn't mean to pick on you
Mar 27th 2017
56
                          hey we just talking dounts. feel free to get these jokes off lol
Mar 27th 2017
58
plastic knife is all you need
Mar 24th 2017
4
did he use a napkin?
Mar 24th 2017
5
No!
Mar 24th 2017
21
i raise you..i seen homie do it with a bagel.
Mar 24th 2017
9
So much trouble for so little reward
Mar 24th 2017
16
That kills me. I thought I was alone, though.
Mar 24th 2017
13
somebody probably thought that was real funny, too,
Mar 24th 2017
23
RE: This dude just went in the donut box, picked up a donut, broke off a...
Mar 24th 2017
20
used to work with a black chick that ate donuts
Mar 24th 2017
22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxB-H6f3crY
Mar 24th 2017
24
lol
Mar 24th 2017
41
The type to eat cake icing with a spoon
Mar 24th 2017
30
      ugh
Mar 24th 2017
40
lol...
Mar 24th 2017
25
Asian chick opened the box and touched 3 donuts
Mar 24th 2017
27
Lol
Mar 24th 2017
28
Thumbing through them shits like a file cabinet.
Mar 24th 2017
32
      She is the accountant too..
Mar 24th 2017
34
           RE: She is the accountant too..
Mar 24th 2017
36
                haha.. no.
Mar 24th 2017
50
i have a significant problem with potlucks and other situations like tha...
Mar 24th 2017
37
Ol' no-home-training-havin ass ninjas...
Mar 24th 2017
42
man, I saw a dude here step away from the urinal...
Mar 24th 2017
44
      I see that nasty shit DAILY.
Mar 27th 2017
62
      This is why I flush urinals with my elbow
Mar 30th 2017
86
           yep...the bathroom by my desk has a door on both ends...
Mar 30th 2017
90
*leaves fingertip-sized indentations in the frosting*
Mar 24th 2017
46
:(((
Mar 27th 2017
59
Check this out
Mar 24th 2017
47
my co-worker just did this
Mar 27th 2017
57
who still eats donuts in 2017?
Mar 27th 2017
63
'That's the stupidest thing Ive ever heard!'-Cosby to Theo
Mar 27th 2017
64
stop it
Mar 27th 2017
67
The other question to this scenario is...
Mar 27th 2017
65
The other "I only want half a donut" person in the office
Mar 28th 2017
79
I'll one up you
Mar 27th 2017
66
I would start throwing his half shit away
Mar 27th 2017
68
You should pull the hammer on him...
Mar 27th 2017
69
half open honey bun fell out.
Mar 27th 2017
71
I never understand the open can in the fridge
Mar 27th 2017
72
How many employees do you work with?
Mar 27th 2017
73
in this office there are about 15
Mar 27th 2017
74
      I fully believed you in your initial reply.
Mar 27th 2017
75
Bruh, look at this sequence:
Mar 28th 2017
80
Another mundane life even that Seinfeld covered
Mar 27th 2017
70
man i work in an office with a motherfucker that NEVER
Mar 27th 2017
76
You either want 1 or you don't. Eat it or leave it the hell alone nm
Mar 27th 2017
77
People are fuckin savages, man
Mar 28th 2017
78
Gourmet donuts can sometimes be difficult to consume the WHOLE one tho.....
Mar 30th 2017
84
then take it with you ding dong
Mar 30th 2017
85
      no thanks...
Mar 30th 2017
87
           ^^^doesnt use a washcloth
Mar 30th 2017
88
                2 a week actually...
Mar 30th 2017
92
*opens donut box, takes donut, leaves top open*
Mar 30th 2017
89
!!!!!!!!
Mar 30th 2017
91

BigJazz
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1. "#wypipo"
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am i right?

  

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51. "RE: #wypipo"
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>am i right?

yes..and old too..

  

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2. "with bare hands? foul. with a paper towel? fair. "
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i've cut donuts in half and left the other half in the box

i've thankfully taken half donuts which were cut in half by like minded people

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3. "WPS. It's a donut... eat the whole damn thing"
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I have no idea if you used a napkin or rubbed your balls before cutting it in half.

Smh... stay black mookie

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7. ""t's a donut..." depends on the scenario"
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scenario 1: box of something special from the snobby donut place - sometimes you might want to try different shit instead of busting your whole nut on one donut

scenario 2: more donuts than people. every one has already had one - what if you just want a bit more but don't want to take a whole one only to have a some and toss the rest?

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11. "If you can't eat a whole donut, don't touch the donut"
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My thing is unless I see you cut it I imagine the worst so nah.. just eat it.

It's like leaving a swallow in the fridge. Finish that shit.

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14. "^^^"
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18. "say word. "
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26. "Yep."
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29. "these people drinking half a beer like "who wants the rest of this?""
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"I wiped it down"

  

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38. "lol"
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45. "Back in the day we had a huge party..."
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6am party winds down and everyone is either passed out in piles on floor or makingout with random strangers. There was one girl who went around drinking all the alcohol out of every random cup. She did like 10 of them, one after another like shots...

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49. "That's next level wretched."
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And what became of this girl?

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53. "She became a nun"
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81. "I've seen that happen. It's so gross."
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There was
>one girl who went around drinking all the alcohol out of every
>random cup.


Same thing, only I was at a club. A girl was sitting over at the next table from me and my friends.It turned my stomach. I almost threw up when I saw her do it. I actually went to the bar and bought her a drink out of pure disgust. We've seen her since at the same spot too.


yuck.





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83. "You just described a typical saturday morning when i was 13."
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Oh...the adults are finally asleep. Time to sweep the cups.

  

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48. "yes"
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43. "Naw Bruh. I'm afraid thas a double-negative!"
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>scenario 1: box of something special from the snobby donut
>place - sometimes you might want to try different shit instead
>of busting your whole nut on one donut
>
>scenario 2: more donuts than people. every one has already had
>one - what if you just want a bit more but don't want to take
>a whole one only to have a some and toss the rest?


^Nope.


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10. "but I can't eat a WHOLE buttermilk"
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bar. not all the time. LOL

you right tho. he needta cut it (c) OT Genasis

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17. "word."
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6. "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?"
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>i've cut donuts in half and left the other half in the box
>
>i've thankfully taken half donuts which were cut in half by
>like minded people

  

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8. "the not fat motherfuckers chilling by the water cooler. "
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12. "half donut eaters shouldn't be allowed to partake"
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go eat a rice cake, and let us fat fucks enjoy our whole donuts

  

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15. "^^^"
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19. "half eaten doughnuts will ALWAYS go in the trash."
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ain't nobody gonna eat that shit. Anybody who leaves a half doughnut is an asshole.


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60. "i eat half donuts. "
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I should add some context...

if its a small, start up like office where I know everyone then I will eat a half donut

if its a big big BIG office where you don't even know the person next to you then I will not even take a fresh donut from a fresh box a stranger brought in let alone consider taking half.

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61. "RE: i eat half donuts. "
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>I should add some context...
>
>if its a small, start up like office where I know everyone
>then I will eat a half donut
>
>if its a big big BIG office where you don't even know the
>person next to you then I will not even take a fresh donut
>from a fresh box a stranger brought in let alone consider
>taking half.


Germs are germs, but I'll let you and your digestive and immune system cook since you are a grown adult free to make your own choices.

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31. "y'all never had fancy ass donuts in the office i guess"
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33. "Wtf is a fancy ass donut? Like the gourmet shit?"
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Yeah, I had those. Pick one and eat it or split it with a coworker who is right next to you but don't leave that half shit in the box with no witnesses. If you splitting donuts you have to have a partner with you.

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35. "i actually ride with this lol"
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>Yeah, I had those. Pick one and eat it or split it with a
>coworker who is right next to you but don't leave that half
>shit in the box with no witnesses.

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82. "word."
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> If you splitting donuts you
>have to have a partner with you.
>
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39. "How many fancy handsy half donuts have you left in that donut box, dog?"
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"Sean sparks like John Starks, nah, Sean ball like John Wall" - Rest In Power Forever Sean Price.

  

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52. "right? that's even worse"
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55. "*looks at half of bacon topped donut with anger"
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54. "me, none. but i hate seeing somebody grab a whole one then b*tch"
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about the one they picked. only 12 in the box, we dont have the inventory for people to be selecting wrong. these aren't glazed and chocolate, there's risk involved lol

normal practice is to split one with a coworker when they first come in, using a knife.

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56. "I didn't mean to pick on you"
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but your response amused me when I first saw it because it almost seemed as if you were excusing poor eating etiquette by bringing up high scale food. The combination of the two was interesting to me when I first read your response.

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58. "hey we just talking dounts. feel free to get these jokes off lol"
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4. "plastic knife is all you need"
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but I agree he should just eat the whole donut.

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5. "did he use a napkin?"
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21. "No!"
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9. "i raise you..i seen homie do it with a bagel."
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no he didn't take a top or bottom half. my man ripped both halfs in half. so that he had 1/2 of the bottom and half of the top. wtf.

you konw how much manipulation is needed to rip a bagel thats been sitting out for 30 mins in half??? smh

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16. "So much trouble for so little reward"
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The lengths people go for things like this is mind-boggling.
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13. "That kills me. I thought I was alone, though."
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A couple of weeks ago here at the office, there was a box of donuts of different flavors. When I got to the box, there were 7 or 8 left, all with exactly 1/8 sliced out of them. I wanted to flip a table. I don't even care about donuts or sweets in general, but it bugs the hell out of me. I'd rather see someone take one bite out and throw the rest away than one bite and put it back. I am dead serious.
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23. "somebody probably thought that was real funny, too,"
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> When I got to the box, there
>were 7 or 8 left, all with exactly 1/8 sliced out of them. I
>wanted to flip a table.


understandable.

I don't even care about donuts or
>sweets in general, but it bugs the hell out of me. I'd rather
>see someone take one bite out and throw the rest away than one
>bite and put it back. I am dead serious.


Yep. Me too. We had a guy like that. We just told him. We get it. You don't want the whole thing, but just take it anyway, because nobody else is gonna want it after you've been fuckin' with it.

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20. "RE: This dude just went in the donut box, picked up a donut, broke off a..."
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I'm in a training and wasn't supposed to be messing around ... the instructor came to my desk as he was talking so I was kind of busted... however he just grabbed the salted Mexican mango and pulled a piece sort with bare hands and there it back. Man fuck that guy he is a total ass

  

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22. "used to work with a black chick that ate donuts "
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with a fork and knife..

  

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24. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxB-H6f3crY "
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxB-H6f3crY

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41. "lol "
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30. "The type to eat cake icing with a spoon"
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40. "ugh"
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25. "lol..."
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27. "Asian chick opened the box and touched 3 donuts"
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before picking one up

we still talk about that shit.

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32. "Thumbing through them shits like a file cabinet."
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34. "She is the accountant too.."
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Someone called her on it and she got mad.

"My hands are clean"

We all have different ideas of clean.

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36. "RE: She is the accountant too.."
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>Someone called her on it and she got mad.


Was that 'someone' you?

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50. "haha.. no. "
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37. "i have a significant problem with potlucks and other situations like tha..."
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at the office

i pretty much lose my appetite at the sight/smell of food sitting out

i also cant really go to buffets, same problem


there is no way im coming across half a donut and going anywhere near that

  

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42. "Ol' no-home-training-havin ass ninjas..."
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Thas right up dere wit' ninjaz dat
come out da toilet stall and smoov wash NAAN hands.

Shit is rough out here...


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44. "man, I saw a dude here step away from the urinal..."
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walk over to the mirror, FIX HIS HAIR and walk out. Like...straight smoothed his hair back with his hands...on some Nicolas Cage type steez. Ol' pissy hair ass dude.

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62. "I see that nasty shit DAILY."
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>walk over to the mirror, FIX HIS HAIR and walk out.
>Like...straight smoothed his hair back with his hands...on
>some Nicolas Cage type steez. Ol' pissy hair ass dude.


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86. "This is why I flush urinals with my elbow"
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and open the door with a paper towel

I get mad at spots that have the hand dryer and no paper towel to open the door with
what's more important, the environment or not catching hep c from nasty no hand wash dudes?

  

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90. "yep...the bathroom by my desk has a door on both ends..."
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and a trash can next to each door...after I dry my hands I keep my paper towel to pull the handle with, then quickly throw it in the trash can and step out.

...I'm from the era when A.I. was the answer, now they think ai is the answer - Marlon Craft

  

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46. "*leaves fingertip-sized indentations in the frosting*"
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59. ":((("
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47. "Check this out"
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It's funny because I discussed last week about how there's always somebody who leaves a half a donut there why not just take the whole donut because it's not like somebody is going to take a half of a doughnut not knowing who touched it and here we go this guy did it oh my God

He also right after I posted this a about an hour later split one of those Mexican mangos with chili dried fruit thing apart with his hand and pulled a piece of it off for him and threw the rest of it back in the container.... this old ass cracker

We are in headquarters training smh... maybe that's why nobody else was Paying attention and ready tis get out but still

  

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57. "my co-worker just did this"
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and he got heavily chastised for it...

and he did it on two different donuts... LOL!

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63. "who still eats donuts in 2017?"
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maybe once or twice a year and not in no office setting. Donuts are for the youth or people who have given up on their health.

  

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64. "'That's the stupidest thing Ive ever heard!'-Cosby to Theo"
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>maybe once or twice a year and not in no office setting.
>Donuts are for the youth or people who have given up on their
>health.

  

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67. "stop it"
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65. "The other question to this scenario is..."
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Who the fuck walks into the break room, notices community donuts and then proceeds to select the half of a donut that someone else left?

If I see half of a donut in the box there is no way that I'm even entertaining eating it.

So why the fuck would someone leave it!

  

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79. "The other "I only want half a donut" person in the office"
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Hell, we get down into quarter donuts in my office. For people tracking calories or following an IIFYM diet, that little quarter of a donut lets them stay on track while having a little treat.

Also, if there's variety of donuts (oreo, Captain crunch, maple bacon), you can have a taste of a couple different donuts at the same time.

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66. "I'll one up you"
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have a co-worker that will eat half of everything and leave the other half just chilling in the frig.

I'm talking about open coke cans, open danishes he purchased from the store, half-eaten pizza slices, half-eaten pieces of cake. Once I opened up the cabinets to get some condiments and his half open honey bun fell out.

His reasoning for this behavior was if he brings the entire item back to his desk he will eat it all and he doesn't want to

Same guy also has a bad sinus problem and I cannot keep up with the number of times he will blow his nose at his desk, get up and go straight to the frig/kitchen and touch shit.

I was about to ask him to step outside one day and sqaure up

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68. "I would start throwing his half shit away"
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69. "You should pull the hammer on him..."
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...kick him out the building and change the locks.

  

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71. " half open honey bun fell out."
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>have a co-worker that will eat half of everything and leave
>the other half just chilling in the frig.
>
>I'm talking about open coke cans, open danishes he purchased
>from the store, half-eaten pizza slices, half-eaten pieces of
>cake. Once I opened up the cabinets to get some condiments and
>his half open honey bun fell out.
>
>His reasoning for this behavior was if he brings the entire
>item back to his desk he will eat it all and he doesn't want
>to
>
>Same guy also has a bad sinus problem and I cannot keep up
>with the number of times he will blow his nose at his desk,
>get up and go straight to the frig/kitchen and touch shit.
>
>I was about to ask him to step outside one day and sqaure up

  

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72. "I never understand the open can in the fridge"
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If I can't cover it, there is no way I'm putting it in the fridge and consuming it later

People at my work do that same shit

  

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73. "How many employees do you work with?"
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"Sean sparks like John Starks, nah, Sean ball like John Wall" - Rest In Power Forever Sean Price.

  

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74. "in this office there are about 15"
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I'm consulting for local a tech firm I've consulted for before. but yea, small enough that it was easy to figure out who the guilty party is

thing is, all of the other employees hate the shit. They've been subtle and not so subtle about it.

the boiling point was when I purchased a slice of this triple berry cake and labeled it (cost me $9 but shit is worth it), I walk into the breakroom and see him opening the container sniffling.

Told that fool to run me my money. I want my $9 I paid + an extra $5 for the hassle of driving the 20 minutes to get another slice and not being able to eat it on my lunch

he gave me some spiel about not touching it, only opening the container. Told him you shouldn't have opened it and your nose is running. Bottom lined him. You either gonna come out your wallet with $14 or square up.

I consult to break up the monotony of working for myself (and largely by myself) throughout the year. I don't need the paper or the gig. He didn't expect me having zero to lose.

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75. "I fully believed you in your initial reply."
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I was curious about the number of folks you work with mainly because I wanted to know how many other folks are effected by this person's terrible hygiene and complete selfishness.

"Sean sparks like John Starks, nah, Sean ball like John Wall" - Rest In Power Forever Sean Price.

  

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80. "Bruh, look at this sequence:"
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>I'm talking about open coke cans, open danishes he purchased
>from the store, half-eaten pizza slices, half-eaten pieces of
>cake. Once I opened up the cabinets to get some condiments and
>his half open honey bun fell out.


>Same guy also has a bad sinus problem and I cannot keep up
>with the number of times he will blow his nose at his desk,
>get up and go straight to the frig/kitchen and touch shit.



Probably does need that crap smacked out of his hand one day. We gotta dude here that drinks an orange Fanta every morning, but be getting sick regularly. For some reason, he can't connect the diet---health dots.

  

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70. "Another mundane life even that Seinfeld covered"
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fucking genius

now that I think about it, I could argue it was covered twice: once in the don't dip the chip episode and the other where Kramer ran up a tab in Jerry's apartment with a bunch of partially eaten shit.

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76. "man i work in an office with a motherfucker that NEVER "
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washes his hands after using the bathroom...

and I've seen this motherfucker walk out of the stall after taking a SHIT and not even walking to the sink to wash them funky ass hands off. Smh.

When we have potluck I pick my food first and I avoid anything that aint store bought... shit, I be in potluck eating chips and andes chocolate mints. lol

  

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77. "You either want 1 or you don't. Eat it or leave it the hell alone nm"
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78. "People are fuckin savages, man"
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These stories prove it

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84. "Gourmet donuts can sometimes be difficult to consume the WHOLE one tho....."
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....unless you are high.

Case in point....

https://tinyurl.com/k5v2lyv

"The more a country produces..the richer it is...the better it should take care of it's people. - Dr. Aleida Guevara"

  

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rdhull
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85. "then take it with you ding dong"
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I dont care of its big as the empire state building

>....unless you are high.
>
>Case in point....
>
>https://tinyurl.com/k5v2lyv

  

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bibblegolf
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87. "no thanks..."
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...we leave half eaten ding dongs for you sensitive-ass mofos.

"The more a country produces..the richer it is...the better it should take care of it's people. - Dr. Aleida Guevara"

  

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rdhull
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88. "^^^doesnt use a washcloth"
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>...we leave half eaten ding dongs for you sensitive-ass
>mofos.

  

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bibblegolf
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92. "2 a week actually..."
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...try again and enjoy the half donuts.

"The more a country produces..the richer it is...the better it should take care of it's people. - Dr. Aleida Guevara"

  

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flipnile
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Thu Mar-30-17 06:55 PM

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89. "*opens donut box, takes donut, leaves top open*"
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rdhull
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91. "!!!!!!!!"
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ha!

  

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