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atruhead
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"Your last "mighty white of you" moment"


  

          

"mighty white of you, brother" is the greatest thing Binlahab contributed here

but this morning I was in Tiffany & Co. and three black employees went out of their way to not speak, one kept looking at me like I didnt belong. mind you I wasn't dressed dapper but I didnt walk in looking like a bum off the street

(this post is not about actual whiteness if you havent grasped the concept)

  

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Subject Author Message Date ID
Latin American country of origin cashier yesterday.
Mar 24th 2017
1
in the parking lot at the grocery store
Mar 24th 2017
2
Yoooung, I can imagine your face raght na!! I know I'd be
Mar 24th 2017
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the recent donut sitch
Mar 24th 2017
3
Elderly British grandma tried to give me 8 position dap... not in jest!
Mar 24th 2017
5
Id side eye your ass in Tiffany's too lol
Mar 24th 2017
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A Couple Of Weeks Ago in a Quik-Check
Mar 25th 2017
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saw a blonde surfer try to put tabasco and butter in his instant oatmeal...
Mar 25th 2017
8

Cam
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Fri Mar-24-17 02:21 PM

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1. "Latin American country of origin cashier yesterday."
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Picture a u shape counter with two registers on each side, one side was closed but the line wrapped around to the closed side. I was standing directly in front of the register as homeboy decides to open it up. I had a single sandwich, hwhite man in front of me had single sandwich, cashier ignores me and gestures to the other guy. No big deal, but he then ignores me a second time and waits on the woman on the other side of me. I left my sandwich on the counter and walked out.

  

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legsdiamond
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Fri Mar-24-17 02:58 PM

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2. "in the parking lot at the grocery store"
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I hear the SUV doors lock and unlock and lock 10 times. I guess she thought I was fucking with her car because I was next to it fucking with the baby stroller.

then she see's the baby and is like "awwwe"

nah bish..

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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RaphaelSoulLee
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Fri Mar-24-17 03:16 PM

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4. "Yoooung, I can imagine your face raght na!! I know I'd be"
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in dignified abm mode! HA!

It takes all kinds to make up a world, son. -My pops

I just live for the comments -Da wiz

  

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rdhull
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Fri Mar-24-17 03:02 PM

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3. "the recent donut sitch"
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Sarah_Bellum
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Fri Mar-24-17 04:22 PM

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5. "Elderly British grandma tried to give me 8 position dap... not in jest!"
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Like we were from Bompton
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That multicultural handshake made me mad as shit.
She looked me intensely in the eye as she did it too.

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DJTB YOMM

  

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rdhull
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Fri Mar-24-17 10:10 PM

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6. "Id side eye your ass in Tiffany's too lol"
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RexLongfellow
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Sat Mar-25-17 01:15 AM

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7. "A Couple Of Weeks Ago in a Quik-Check"
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Sat Mar-25-17 01:16 AM by RexLongfellow

  

          

I'm grabbing a Gatorade, and these 2 white cats, pickup trucks and all camouflaged out start arguing (sounds like over a woman). Then they get towards the line (there's a lady behind them) and they start yelling at each other.

One of the white dudes screams out, YOU DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS ICED TEA CUZ!!! (Mind you he didn't have any iced tea in his hand, just beef jerky)

Then they both, along with one of the cashiers look at ME (I'm the only black dude in the store) on some "Did I say it right" type shit.

After a long, awkward pause, one of them storms out the store. I'm looking dumbfounded

Don't know if that qualifies, but that's a funny story

  

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NoFuture4Us
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Sat Mar-25-17 04:54 AM

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8. "saw a blonde surfer try to put tabasco and butter in his instant oatmeal..."
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