"Stuff thats gets you super mad - for no good reason"
I hate when I order something from Amazon and it says it'll arrive by Monday at 8pm. So you wait around the house and its says it'll be there by 8pm at 12pm, and at 4pm, and a 7pm, then changes at 7:50pm to "Arriving between Tuesday and Friday."
I *always*, I mean ALWAYS return it to Amazon immediately and buy it elsewhere.
They can eat the fucking shipping cost - I hate them so much.
2. "parking too close on my drivers side" In response to Reply # 0
or too close in general
I seriously want to fight people when they do that ish, all my neighbors are either drunk drivers or can't manage to get they kids out the car without a "shut the fuck up", or too fat and stupid to realize if they park too close to a parked car it makes it harder to open the door wide enough to get out their own car, and don't seem to understand their car should be equidistant to the white lines on both sides.
5. "Everything on a site that gets in the way of content" In response to Reply # 0
Like when a website moves or covers content for ads - while I'm reading. Commercials instead of the video I want to see. When you can't fast forward when watching on demand.
All of these things make me abandon what I'm doing. ANGER.
13. "FUCKING PREACH." In response to Reply # 5 Tue Oct-25-16 08:22 AM by Brew
>RE: Everything on a site that gets in the way of content >Like when a website moves or covers content for ads - while >I'm reading. >Commercials instead of the video I want to see. >When you can't fast forward when watching on demand. > >All of these things make me abandon what I'm doing. ANGER.
I'm curious if these advertisers even get a tangible return from that bullshit. Because like you, these ads have the opposite effect on me. Instead of "ohh that looks nice I should buy" (which I imagine is what the advertisers spend all that money hoping for) my reaction is "FUCK THIS FUCKING SITE I WILL NEVER RETURN". Of course I ultimately do but my point is I never even take the time to check what the ad is for because I'm too busy flipping out and clicking the X furiously.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79600 posts
Tue Oct-25-16 08:24 AM
15. "When a site moves right before I click on a link" In response to Reply # 5
and it makes me click some shit I didn't want to click... shenanigans.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
25. "I hate videos that start automatically on webpages" In response to Reply # 5
I often open articles in multiple tabs so I hate when a video starts playing automatically and I have to click through the tabs to find in which tab the video is playing.
I swear to god- when you want to read an article, and after the first sentence the text jumps down to make room for a video...then it jumps back up to make room for a footer ad. Then the text re-formats to make room for a sidebar ad. You can't even read the fucking thing. I just leave the page because it's too frustrating, which defeats the whole purpose of their ads in the first place.
That, and news sites that post a print article and auto-play a video after the page loads. Why do they assume I want to watch a video? FOH
7. "Long lines that move really-slow at the market" In response to Reply # 0
Bonus anger if there are no self checkout lanes, or (even worse) you have people using the self lanes all wrong: asking questions, having more than 20 or so things, don't know how to scan, etc.
I Grandpa Simpson markets if I see a long line when I first walk in.
8. "parking lot stallers" In response to Reply # 0
person leaving, knowing they have a good parking spot, sees you pull up waiting for them to leave while they are getting in the car so they take their time adjusting everything from their mirrors to picking their nose. Then they take an extra minute to put their hand in a bag in the backseat for no good reason other than to piss u off. Then JUST as another spot just as close opens up, they pull off quickly as if to let u know how much of an asshole they were but u will never see them again so u will never have a chance to cuss them out.
This happened to me yesterday at the Mall and i irrationally wanted to choke this person out.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79600 posts
Tue Oct-25-16 08:41 AM
16. "In parking lots... doesn't bother me at all. Just leave space for me" In response to Reply # 14
to drive around you while you wait.
People who drive down the middle of parking lots and block traffic can eat a dick.
Also hate people who walk in the middle of the parking lot like it's a sidewalk... especially when they have little kids.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79600 posts
Tue Oct-25-16 07:54 AM
9. "people who don't get all the way into the turning lane" In response to Reply # 0
and block traffic with the back of their car.
big ass turning lane with arrows and you wait until it's impossible to get over.
for why?
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
24. "This is the worst when you cook something..." In response to Reply # 22
...and before they even taste it they start putting salt, ketchup and other stuff on your hard work.
They just made it so they ain't never getting any more of my food to waste. They can walk down to Wendys and put ketchup all over that crap from that point on.
>especially those that don't taste the food first đŸ˜¡
35. "That, "they get paid to..." rationale ppl use to...." In response to Reply # 29
...just leave shit in the wrong place.
Niggas be ready to tear off their tie and quit because their TPS report in the wrong inbox, but they cool with making somebody else's shitty job even shittier because, "they get paid to..."
42. "i return them but as someone used to have that job..." In response to Reply # 29
i don't really feel for the cart collector. unless the weather is relly shitty, it's not a big deal. when i worked at a grocery store, most of us liked being on carts. it's easy as fuck and an excuse to get outside.
i mostly return them because people's cars get fucked up.
32. "people aimlessly walking across the street" In response to Reply # 0
gitcho ass out the road.
i know the delay ain't significant time wise but i get pissed off when you ain't at least halfway acting like you're interested in getting to the other side. do that fake jog thing or something. speed walk or something.
PoppaGeorge Member since Nov 07th 2004 10384 posts
Tue Oct-25-16 04:21 PM
46. "when mods delete your thread without so much as an email why." In response to Reply # 0
jussayin...
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
49. "People with no sense or respect of my personal space" In response to Reply # 0
Such as people who stand extra close behind me in a line and think that me stepping forward to get some space is a cue for them to step forward with me.
50. "about amazon- you should call them and get some $$$ back. i do and it w..." In response to Reply # 0
>I hate when I order something from Amazon and it says it'll >arrive by Monday at 8pm. So you wait around the house and its >says it'll be there by 8pm at 12pm, and at 4pm, and a 7pm, >then changes at 7:50pm to "Arriving between Tuesday and >Friday."
----------------------------------- we aint the two and i aint the one- lyte
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79600 posts
Wed Oct-26-16 08:36 AM
62. "haha.. we used to do this in NYC" In response to Reply # 52
shit was hilarious. Young and dumb shit making white women walk around us.
Cause white women LOVE to walk through people. Especially if you are holding hands with your SO.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
55. "people that are late to yoga class " In response to Reply # 0
then have the fucking nerve to plop down right in front of you completely blocking your line of vision.
i get to class EARLY to acclimate and make sure i'm in the right space. four postures deep and you trying to pull up. FOH!!!
OR OR
people that,again, set their mat and towel up directly in front of you or just inches to close to you knowing good and dammmm muthafucking well there is enough room to not block my line of vision or be so fucking close.... plenty of fucking room, plenty but you all up under me.....FOH!!!!!
OR OR OR
at this big ass muuthafucking gym with like all the free fucking space in the world you really need to be on the treadmill next to me three banks/ rows of empty treadmills but you needed to be on the one next to me.
the very things i try to do to reduce my stress and anxiety make me want to spaz sometimes...
________ "promise yourself to be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind"-cl
BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME, make sure you're perfect.
"I'm hella Black, and irresponsibility ain't my culture. Yall niggas just gon have to own that as individuals"- Boo
72. "Saying you went down to xxx city, and it's north" In response to Reply # 0
My brother always talks about he's going down to NT, or down to Detroit. We're in DC. You're going UP, nigga....
Makes me want to punch him
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