"Which one of you filthy liars told me cats were easier than dogs?"
Goddamn it....I got my girlfriend a kitten a while back and while she's having fun taking selfies with the fucking thing, I can't go 15 minutes without it popping out from under the sofa and attacking me....or sneaking up on me in the bathroom and then attacking me...or waking me up in the morning to feed it, running in between my legs the entire goddamn time...
WTF? My dog would never do this shit to me. This true, loyal companion wakes up when I wake up, and he never would forget his fucking place and bite me. This animal is a true friend.
That cat is basically a midget panther that's pissed off because it wants to kill things but if it ever came down to it we all know it would get fucked up by any animal larger than a squirrel.
It does attack my dog for no fucking reason too. Miles will just be napping by a window and then comes this fucking psycho feline biting the shit out of his ears and then running away. Luckily the cat found out the hard way that Miles is mild mannered...except when you try to eat his food, and when that happened he grabbed the cat in his mouth and flung him across the room. I thought it was hilarious...my girlfriend not so much, even though Miles and I have been turning the other cheek for a few months now.
The point is, these beasts are everything I thought they were, and I demand an apology.
PoppaGeorge Member since Nov 07th 2004 10384 posts
Sat Oct-08-16 03:16 PM
2. "break yo fangas for typin' all that ole boolsheeit" In response to Reply # 0
we have a dog and several cats. The dog sleeps in the room with my 18 year old every night. Every morning she has to keep her door closed as she gets ready for work to keep that spastic little piece of shit from running at full speed all over the fuckin house, chasing the cats or jumping all over the goddamned place.
One cat, though, ain't having it.
We have 4 cats we rescued, but one of them (the first one we rescued) has tired of the dog's antics, especially that early in the morning. Whenever the dog comes at her, she beats her ass, sending the dog yelping trying to find the 18 year old. One of the newer rescue cats got tired of it a couple days ago and had a full blown battle against the dog... and won decisively. This particular cat is physically larger than the dog in every way and put up with the dog acting like an idiot on speed and caffeine until a couple of days ago. My wife told me the cat laid a few haymakers on the dog and sent her running off to hide under a couch.
The cats are mild mannered and easy to work with. The dog is a high strung asshole. ---------------------------
"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
3. "but one of them has tired of the dog's antics..hahahah" In response to Reply # 2
>we have a dog and several cats. The dog sleeps in the room >with my 18 year old every night. Every morning she has to keep >her door closed as she gets ready for work to keep that >spastic little piece of shit from running at full speed all >over the fuckin house, chasing the cats or jumping all over >the goddamned place. > >One cat, though, ain't having it. > >We have 4 cats we rescued, but one of them (the first one we >rescued) has tired of the dog's antics, especially that early >in the morning. Whenever the dog comes at her, she beats her >ass, sending the dog yelping trying to find the 18 year old. >One of the newer rescue cats got tired of it a couple days ago >and had a full blown battle against the dog... and won >decisively. This particular cat is physically larger than the >dog in every way and put up with the dog acting like an idiot >on speed and caffeine until a couple of days ago. My wife told >me the cat laid a few haymakers on the dog and sent her >running off to hide under a couch. > >The cats are mild mannered and easy to work with. The dog is a >high strung asshole. >--------------------------- > >"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the >peace when we were getting laid out? >Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? >Where is the peace then? >They don't want to call for peace then.
7. "See this is why I'm not used to cats. Do different cat breeds have" In response to Reply # 6
different personalities? I just found this cute little guy (who won't stay off my fucking keyboard) in an alley. I have no idea what it is other than a cat. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
20. "Dude's like fucking Russia. The fuck are you spying on me for?" In response to Reply # 19
You can't hurt me because I'm 100x your size and I can't hurt you because my girlfriend wouldn't justifiably think I was a psycho...so just chill the fuck out and watch SVU with me and the dog.
PoppaGeorge Member since Nov 07th 2004 10384 posts
Sat Oct-08-16 04:02 PM
9. "she's a Shih Tzu/Poodle mix." In response to Reply # 5
About the size of a typical housecat. Barks at EVERYGODDAMED THING. Dorbell rings and she's running full speed to the door to bark at/attack whoever's on the other side of the door. Licks everyone and sniffs every cat's ass every time they come near her no matter how many times they walk past her in a given time period.
she's annoying as fuck.
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
53. "RE: she's a Shih Tzu/Poodle mix." In response to Reply # 9
Shih Tzu's were actually raised to be 'alarm' dogs for the Emperor's palace. They hear someone coming and alert their people.
If your 18 year old is like most 18year olds, she's not trying to train the dog to behave. Because puppy is cute, and telling it 'no' is mean.
When I had my ShihTzu, I trained it as though it were a Rotteweiler. No jumping, no barking, etc. Small dog owners are the worst, because all they see is the cute. They don't realize that they are perpetuating the small bad dog myth.
PoppaGeorge Member since Nov 07th 2004 10384 posts
Tue Oct-11-16 05:10 PM
60. "We adopted her, the barking is prolly the reason she was abandoned " In response to Reply # 53
>Shih Tzu's were actually raised to be 'alarm' dogs for the >Emperor's palace. They hear someone coming and alert their >people. > >If your 18 year old is like most 18year olds, she's not trying >to train the dog to behave. Because puppy is cute, and telling >it 'no' is mean. > >When I had my ShihTzu, I trained it as though it were a >Rotteweiler. No jumping, no barking, etc. Small dog owners >are the worst, because all they see is the cute. They don't >realize that they are perpetuating the small bad dog myth.
When we got her the barking and licking bullshit was already a part of her personality. We've been trying to re-train her but the shit ain't working.
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
When she licks, make a 'OW' type sound (like it hurt you), then turn away and ignore her. Keep doing that for at least 3 weeks. Every day, EVERY time and she will eventually get it. But for it to work, you HAVE to be consistent.
you dont have to walk them, you barely have to feed them -just send them out their way- only thing you really have to worry about is water they leave you alone most of the time, you don't have to take them out to shit id rather a cat ten times to a dog i kept a friend's dog for a month- i had to cook for that little bitch rice and chicken - and this was in south sudan. my friend had me cook the rice with olive oil and sea salt and i was at the grocery store every week buying chicken thighs this little mutt was eating better than 90% of the neighbourhood im still mad about that.
. http://perspectivesudans.blogspot.com/ i myself would never want to be god,or even like god.Because god got all these human beings on this planet and i most certainly would not want to be responsible for them, or even have the disgrace that i made them.
14. "My beagle eats kibble or table scraps...cuz he's a dog. " In response to Reply # 11
It's a fine day for him when I just wanted the burger and the drink so he gets my fries. Other than that...it's dry rectangles or wet rectangles.
I used to buy that, you don't have to do all this shit for cats argument...but nope. A bunch of mild annoyances every day isn't worth not having to board the beast.
My eyes are open. Cats are manipulative little devil beings.
31. "i wouldnt call small annoyances having to walk a dog. " In response to Reply # 14
i guess if you have a yard, it doesnt matter but i usually watch these poor used and abused humans out being led by a leash in the dead of winter, during the rain, when its hot as hell and on top of all that having to pick up dog poop and all i gotta say to them is why would you do this to yourself? get a cat. and you dont have to worry about none of this shit. i think its codependent mofos who must have dogs around :o)
. http://perspectivesudans.blogspot.com/ i myself would never want to be god,or even like god.Because god got all these human beings on this planet and i most certainly would not want to be responsible for them, or even have the disgrace that i made them.
TheAlbionist Member since Jul 04th 2011 3306 posts
Mon Oct-10-16 09:59 AM
35. "Walking is a chore?" In response to Reply # 31
I guess if you see it that way then a dog most definitely isn't for you, but I have to say that's the least onerous of my canine responsibilities - I actually feel a little bit hard done by if I'm ever too late back from work and the girl's already taken him out.
Honestly, I can't think of a better way to make the break between the work day and home time... I get in from work normally a bit stressed out, the dog leaps all over me because his life is basically on pause until we're around and we go and explore the neighborhood together.
He's a daily lesson in mindfulness. He just enjoys what's in front of him. All the time.
>He's a daily lesson in mindfulness. He just enjoys what's in front of him. All the time.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
15. "I'm chalking it up to the alley cat in him...but I'm not worried about m..." In response to Reply # 13
He's got some pretty strong hunting instincts bred into him. When we brought the kitten home we had to teach him not to attack it. Dude was drooling, and he's chased the neighbors cats around the neighborhood before. Had one of them cornered and the cat was scratching him to no effect. Luckily I pulled him away. I don't think he'd kill it, but beagles are bred to corner and hold prey and that's kinda what he does. Honestly it's kind of why I love this dog. Last week we stumbled upon a deer in the woods by the lake and I was tempted to let him off the leash. Last time he chased those deer for 3 hours.
I'm just worried that this is going end up in some epic brawls if the cat ends up being nutty.
18. "I told y'all cats ain't shit" In response to Reply # 0
>Goddamn it....I got my girlfriend a kitten a while back and >while she's having fun taking selfies with the fucking thing, >I can't go 15 minutes without it popping out from under the >sofa and attacking me....or sneaking up on me in the bathroom >and then attacking me...or waking me up in the morning to feed >it, running in between my legs the entire goddamn time... > >WTF? My dog would never do this shit to me. This true, loyal >companion wakes up when I wake up, and he never would forget >his fucking place and bite me. This animal is a true friend. > >That cat is basically a midget panther that's pissed off >because it wants to kill things but if it ever came down to it >we all know it would get fucked up by any animal larger than a >squirrel. > >It does attack my dog for no fucking reason too. Miles will >just be napping by a window and then comes this fucking psycho >feline biting the shit out of his ears and then running away. >Luckily the cat found out the hard way that Miles is mild >mannered...except when you try to eat his food, and when that >happened he grabbed the cat in his mouth and flung him across >the room. I thought it was hilarious...my girlfriend not so >much, even though Miles and I have been turning the other >cheek for a few months now. > >The point is, these beasts are everything I thought they were, >and I demand an apology.
Cats are schizo as shit. Motherfuckers got the nerve to pretend to be cute like we don't know they psycho. Cats are easily the most privileged animals ever the entitled fucks. They the white people of the cat world. See a dog minding his own business but fucks with him because cute privilege. FOH... Then got the nerve to look like the hood pranks kids when someone hems them against wall or gives them the one hitter quitter. They lazy as fuck too. At least dogs go hunting with you or beg you to take them walking. Cats are content to eat, sleep, and shit all day everyday without contributing anything to the house.
and it ain't just this dog of ours. Our old rescued dog (Schnauzer/Poodle mix) used to fuck with our male cat... who, of course, would devastate his ass and send him yelping under the couch.
That dog and our current one had kids... And them lil assholes used to fuck with the cats on the regular until they got put in their place.
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
25. "had one crazy cat and one crazy dog" In response to Reply # 0
my mom was awful at picking pets
they all have personalities period
only way i get a pet is if a person comes along with the pet to deal w the parts i dont plan to deal with ~~~~ When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries. ~~~~ You cannot hate people for their own good.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79499 posts
Sat Oct-08-16 06:42 PM
27. "Kittens are easier than puppies too" In response to Reply # 0
But they definitely do some crazy shit
Nothing worse than a ninja kitten biting your feet when you least expect it
I will still deal with that over a puppy eating my shoes and shitting all over the house.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
Actually, I don't hate cats. Not the cool ones, at least. If I wasn't allergic to them (and my wife even MORE allergic than I am) I'd consider a cat. Cool cats are cool, the rest can fuck off.
30. "my only beef with cats is that they are terrible for the environment" In response to Reply # 0
like seriously. maybe i should limit that to strays, but not really.
i sometimes think of having a kitten though, but i might be too selfish for pets, even one that doesnt require much
. http://perspectivesudans.blogspot.com/ i myself would never want to be god,or even like god.Because god got all these human beings on this planet and i most certainly would not want to be responsible for them, or even have the disgrace that i made them.
32. "The kitten tries to slip out when I let my dog out into the back yard" In response to Reply # 30
I've posted before about how I get a lot of wildlife in my back yard and I don't want my cat out there trying to murder anything. Sure enough though he always bolts out and hides under some plants. It's gonna get difficult when he's a adult.
38. "theres dog shit all over NY" In response to Reply # 30
dogs arent so great for the environment either ~~~~ When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries. ~~~~ You cannot hate people for their own good.
TheAlbionist Member since Jul 04th 2011 3306 posts
Mon Oct-10-16 10:50 AM
40. "That's down to the owners, not the dogs." In response to Reply # 38
A cat owner that doesn't unfairly imprison their cat cannot stop it killing birds, scratching cars and shitting wherever it likes... most cats even drop in on several households to get their food.
A dog owner can control almost everything about the impact their pet has on the local environment.
99% of cats are essentially strays in the making that their owners somehow believe are under their control.
that particular bit might have been in the print version only though. Still a fascinating article that puts all those strays and outdoor cats into a different perspective.
(One of) Our cat(s) gets outside all the time and it really pisses me off.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79499 posts
Tue Oct-11-16 12:40 PM
54. "bruh.... mayo > kittens???" In response to Reply # 33
lmao
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
PoppaGeorge Member since Nov 07th 2004 10384 posts
Mon Oct-10-16 05:50 PM
50. "that's the thing, all of our cats are affectionate" In response to Reply # 36
I don't think we've ever owned a single cat that wasn't.
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
37. "c'mon miles...you gotta grab em by the pussy (c) donald" In response to Reply # 0
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
39. "I was a dog person through and through until we got a cat last year" In response to Reply # 0
My girlfriend is a total cat person. I was one of those people who said they hated cats, didn't understand why people would want one etc.
We didn't have any other pets but got a cat about a year ago. I grew to love that little fucker quick. At first I would get mad when she bit me, because with a dog that's like the #1 thing you don't dare do. Then I realized it's just part of the game and not to take it too personal, and she never bites me anymore now that were used to each other. I've never laughed harder seeing some of the crazy shit she does.
Then earlier this summer we got a puppy. Man, I've been apologizing to my cat for fucking our nice quiet life up ever since. I love the dog, but what a fucking pain in the ass. It's more like having a kid than a pet. This is the first dog I've had thats actually mine, and not a family dog AKA entirely my parents responsibility. Our cat scratched our couch a little bit and there are a few loose threads poking out. Our dog literally ate it. Cats are absolutely easier and lower maintenance than dogs. Dogs are a little more rewarding, but you can get there with cats too, you just have to earn it with them.
47. "I wish I'd known dogs were so much work" In response to Reply # 39
I don't know what I was thinking.
I've never had a pet before and this dog runs me ragged. Between eating and chewing on things she has no business putting in her mouth, to pissing and shitting in my house 5 minutes after we've come back inside, I just...
sigh
but she's so stinking cute and I would be lost without her.
PoppaGeorge Member since Nov 07th 2004 10384 posts
Mon Oct-10-16 05:30 PM
49. "this is the part I hate the most..." In response to Reply # 47
>to pissing and shitting in my house 5 >minutes after we've come back inside
All three dogs we've owned would do this. If it wasn't that they would piss and shit in the house after we leave.
The worst thing, though, has to be finding cat shit on the floor because all three dogs regarded cat shit as a tasty treat to be enjoyed in the middle of the living room floor. That, plus watching two of our dogs shit in the middle of the room only to have that nasty fuck turn around and start eating it.
... but y'all muhfuckin dog lovers be having the dog lick your face and shit...
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79499 posts
Tue Oct-11-16 12:56 PM
57. "read a story about a dog shitting and then the Roomba" In response to Reply # 49
spreading it all over the house in the middle of the night... that wet shit.
then the toddler walked through it and climbed into bed with his parents.
fuck dogs yo...
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79499 posts
Tue Oct-11-16 12:43 PM
55. "I was terrified my cat would attack my daughter" In response to Reply # 39
my old ass coworkers talking about cats stealing baby's breath.. smh.
this cat is so patient. My daughter straight rips this cats hair out when she pets him but he just chills.
If I fuck with him he swipes or tries to bite me but with her... he just gets up and moves a few steps or looks at her like "really.. you again" then walks away.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79499 posts
Tue Oct-11-16 12:54 PM
56. "my last cat was a fucking asshole" In response to Reply # 0
that was my dude but man... that cat wasn't shit. One time I made bacon for breakfast and went to wake my wife up and as I was walking back to the kitchen he was walking past me with a piece of bacon in his mouth.
We couldn't throw away bones or scrape our plate in the garbage.. he would tip it over and eat it.
I watched him look at my wife one morning and tip over her glass ballerina from Germany. She said "I hate you" then cried...
We went away for a weekend and this fool ate the koi fish food. All of it.
Anytime I had chicken wings I couldn't hold the wing to low cause he would snatch it out my hand.
Another time in was 3AM and I thought someone was breaking into the apartment. He somehow opened the freezer to the fridge and was eating frozen meat.
I miss that cat but gotdamn we use to battle like Tom and Jerry. I would smack him hard as shit, hard enough for my hand to sting and he would just look at me like "that's all you got?" then he would cuddle with me and as soon as I let my guard down... he would bite the shit out of me.
He would let anyone pet him but only 3 or 4 times then watch out...
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
66. "This morning, Miles the Dog and I went trail running..." In response to Reply # 0
We found a flock of wild turkeys and Miles had a fine time chasing them.
What did Boots the cat do? Well he tried to jump on top of toilets water tank and ended up falling in the toilet and then he ran around the house like an insane person.
68. "My dog never knows how to react when he sees wild turkeys." In response to Reply # 66
First time he ever saw one during a walk he just stopped and stared at, like he was perplexed by its existence, trying to figure out what it was. Eventually he started ignoring them all together. But recently a group of a dozen walked through the neighborhood and he started acting all befuddled again.
67. "Just visualize cat people vs. dog people" In response to Reply # 0
Actually, I just realized that both dogs and cats suck. Dog owners make their dogs other people's problems (shitting everywhere outside, barking, annoying dog walkers, etc.) while cat people keep their crazy in the house.
PoppaGeorge Member since Nov 07th 2004 10384 posts
Wed Oct-12-16 04:26 PM
73. "between 2am and 4am every goddamned night, dogs bark outside" In response to Reply # 67
> Dog owners make their dogs other people's problems (shitting >everywhere outside, barking, annoying dog walkers, etc.)
All it takes is one dog to start barking for no good reason and ALL of the dogs outside start barking like fuckin idiots... Then our little shit-dog starts barking 'cause she hears the other dogs barking. Can't put her outside 'cause then she runs back and forth in the yard barking and, of course, this means barking outside of my bedroom window. Some nights I'm able to sleep through it, most nights I'm awakened and eventually want to go take a shotgun outside and knock off a few of them so I can sleep.
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
74. "no one told me my cat would get old " In response to Reply # 0
and i'd have to deal w/his aging.
the mf used to be real chill about just about everything but as he ages he's becoming increasingly finicky and cranky. like now he's super picky about his litter box - he wants me to scoop it immediately after he uses it or else the next he has to do his bizness he'll do it somewhere else in the apartment. this is not cool when i'm gone for 12 hrs per day for work. or overnight when i sleep for 6 to 9 hours. it's fine if i'm at home and awake, i guess. no...it's annoying then too.
and now he can only eat wet food and he only wants it while it's WET from the can. if it gets a little dry he will howl and complain as if i'm supposed to throw away whatever he hasn't eaten and give him all new fresh food. wtf?
he was not like this years ago.
but years ago he wouldn't cuddle w/me as much as he does now. if i lay down on the couch he's right there cuddling next to my face. and how can i stay mad at him though he's just pissed on the rug for no goddamned reason?
and no matter how much I shift the food around so it looks like there's food in the bowl, our cats will sit there and stare at me like "nigga you better grab that bag and pour some fresh shit in that bowl".
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
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