"Is it outrageous to wear a white panel hat to a wedding?" Fri Aug-05-16 08:26 AM by Firecracker
So I'm out of town and just got this last minute invite to a wedding thats taking place tomorrow. I am scrambling to find a proper outfit, and I don't have the money right now to buy anything new. The best I can do is black jeans, a black t-shirt, a deep navy blazer, and some brand new low black sneakers. Now, my hair is fucked up and I cant get it cut before church tomorrow - am I super wrong to wear a clean white 5 panel hat with this attire?
It sounds stupid as shit but I feel like that'd be better than what my hair is doing right now
My friend who's getting married is a reggae artist and I feel like it would be a different matter if it wasnt his wedding, I'm guessing most of his/our friends don't care about cleaning up too nicely. People will be dressed up for sure, but not like *that*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79607 posts
Fri Aug-05-16 08:28 AM
5. "all dark attire with a crisp white hat? ok... " In response to Reply # 0
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79607 posts
Fri Aug-05-16 08:45 AM
12. "unless you're wearing gators and eating sunflower seeds...ditch the hat...." In response to Reply # 7
and dude is in a reggae band... fucked up hair will prolly get you more play than a crisp white hat
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79607 posts
Fri Aug-05-16 03:06 PM
32. "my dad wore a fedora to our wedding..." In response to Reply # 31
but he was 65 and pimpin...
but a 30 something rocking a 5 panel.. a WHITE 5 panel.
why would he even entertain that idea?
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
41. "No, because like you, I'm incredulous at the mere thought. " In response to Reply # 31
The act of wearing a hate indoors generates cataclysms of biblical proportions, all because innocent people are forced to....to....to....uh..... well.... I mean, I know this *sounds* silly but trust me, this is serious…. people are forced to….. see a person wearing a hat while surrounded by walls and a roof.
The ensuing chaos is nothing short of devastating.
Babies spontaneously combust and those who don't are eaten alive by high ranking political leaders.
Women develop ovarian cancer in droves while male sperm counts nosedive.
Teenage girls commit suicide in mass numbers and all the boys turn queer.
Rivers turn to blood, locusts consume crops, and nuclear missiles launch on the order of newly sentient defense networks.
When someone wears a hat indoors it’s a fucking global bloodbath and I share your fears. That's why I'm glad we're all voting Trump.
50. "Sorry savage, I don't read your flash cards. " In response to Reply # 49
I communicate through words, not memes, gifs, jpegs, youtube clips, vines, cave paintings or whatever low brain functioning fuckery you use because you're an inarticulate savage who is unable to communicate a coherent thought through actual words.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
so imagine wedding pics and you keep seeing this white hat in the background...
playery as fuck
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79607 posts
Fri Aug-05-16 02:36 PM
29. "yeah, its outrageous" In response to Reply # 27
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79607 posts
Sat Aug-06-16 06:16 PM
60. "thats actaully a pretty good idea" In response to Reply # 54
wifi hats should be a thing...
ole hot spot headed nigga
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
18. "mannnn this reminds me.....i once wore all white to a wedding" In response to Reply # 0
i was young (in my early twenties) and i don't even know why it didn't dawn on me before i got to the wedding....no one said anything to me about it though...but at some point while i was there it clicked...i wanted to bolt lol i was soooooooo insecure in any pic taken while i was there...even to this day i think about it and cringe lol
the lighting makes it look like there is more than one person in white by i assure you i was the only one lol
the key to happiness is not being rich; it's doing something arduous and creating something of value and then being able to reflect on the fruits of your labor
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79607 posts
Fri Aug-05-16 02:38 PM
30. "oh hell nah, she better be the pants" In response to Reply # 22
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
33. "lmao yes i am in the pants" In response to Reply # 30
the key to happiness is not being rich; it's doing something arduous and creating something of value and then being able to reflect on the fruits of your labor
34. "lmao right!!!! she kept it cool though. and pants :)" In response to Reply # 22
the key to happiness is not being rich; it's doing something arduous and creating something of value and then being able to reflect on the fruits of your labor
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79607 posts
Fri Aug-05-16 09:39 PM
55. "5 panels is the shit, but not in white and not at a wedding" In response to Reply # 44
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
52. "this. i thoroughly enjoyed this post. lol" In response to Reply # 51
the key to happiness is not being rich; it's doing something arduous and creating something of value and then being able to reflect on the fruits of your labor
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