that commercial is brilliant, but i empathize with that father. these fuckin' squirrels went from ruining planters while hiding acorns, to taking plants outright.
i'm not tryin' to go to war with nature, but i can't front like i haven't considered takin' out these squirrels and staking their carcasses on my tiki torches just to make an example to their brethren.
1. "Haha yeah that commercial is a trip. " In response to Reply # 0
My brother recently had squirrels in his arttic. He had the same attitude as the dad. He did call an exterminator, but he still took that shit personal Haha.
2. "yo we had some ceiling fans installed. Dude went up in the attic" In response to Reply # 0
and found a huge pile of old poop right where the light fixture was. Attic is unfinished... My wife was tripping. When we bought the crib they had no chimney cap, so i told her it prolly got in there then...that was 3 years go.
dude said the poop was gray and a lil furry.
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3. "Years ago we had squirrels in my parents attic. Called exterminator..." In response to Reply # 0
...dumb-ass exterminator came, looked around and was like "Y'all have RATS in the attic"
My pop told him no, they were squirrels, we see them everyday (two walnut trees in the backyard) and see them coming and going from their little hole.
Exterminator: "Naw, you guys have rats, not squirrels"
My pop escorted dude right out, lol.
Squirrels are irritating-as-fuck when they start running up and down the inside of your walls, especially in winter. Pops now traps them and releases them in the park.
4. "release them in the park?" In response to Reply # 3
man you gotta trap them then put their fucking heads on a stick at their entrance. Let them other squirrels know you are not the one to be fucked with.
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79499 posts
Thu Jul-14-16 12:43 PM
5. "damn birds building nest on the porch light. " In response to Reply # 0
every summer, sometimes twice in 1 summer.
Gonna try and put a bird house close by and see if they use it instead.
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79499 posts
Thu Jul-14-16 12:58 PM
8. "spikes around a porch light doesnt seem like a good idea" In response to Reply # 6
nor does it look good.
my other solution is a fake owl. I like the birds tho, but hate the poop and the location. I'm hoping a birdhouse will work.
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