Frank Longo Member since Nov 18th 2003 86670 posts
Thu Jul-07-16 10:34 AM
"I wrote a Jeb Bush action movie: JEB HARD. I'd like you to read it." Thu Jul-07-16 10:35 AM by Frank Longo
As many of you who follow me on social media know, I've been writing a Jeb Bush action movie. It's finally done. If you, like me, could really use a laugh today, I'd be honored if you read it. If you like it, please share it on social media with your friends and family.
1. "A few pages in but man I think you got to get this to Funny or Die *edit..." In response to Reply # 0 Thu Jul-07-16 10:41 AM by Buddy_Gilapagos
and get them to head out to Cleveland and start shooting this thing ASAP during the convention.
>As many of you who follow me on social media know, I've been >writing a Jeb Bush action movie. It's finally done. If you, >like me, could really use a laugh today, I'd be honored if you >read it. If you like it, please share it on social media with >your friends and family. > >The script can be found here: http://www.russellhainline.com > >If you're a Twitter user, here's my tweet about it, if you >choose to share: >https://twitter.com/RussellHFilm/status/751074754585473024 > >I also had my brother make a movie poster for Jeb Hard, which >can be found here: >https://twitter.com/RussellHFilm/status/750758811594399744 > >Thanks, everyone.
********** "Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson
4. "excellent work man, from Jeb's constant grammar screw ups" In response to Reply # 0 Thu Jul-07-16 11:55 AM by Oak27
and dad jokes, to his going unnoticed eventually turning him from zero to hero (and back to zero, the necessary end), what a hilarious story. the Republicans made it so easy this year for satire and you nailed it pretty much all of them.
now, most importantly... who do we cast as Gingham???
EDIT: and jesus, how could I forget about CELEBRITY SEAL TEAM 6... err.. 5!!?!?
I demand what was left on the cutting room floor for options for celebrity seal team and Jeb's pets names.
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