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Deebot
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"some thief ate my coconut yogurt at work today"


          

I am fucking BESIDE myself right now. Can't possibly focus on work the rest of the day. Left an ominous note on the fridge door.

  

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what did the note say "Thanks for buying this for me."
Jun 21st 2016
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http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1342136770512_2181597.png
Jun 21st 2016
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I don't trust work refrigerators.
Jun 21st 2016
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lesson learned
Jun 21st 2016
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Coconut yogurt???? so many options...
Jun 21st 2016
4
okaylegal, if you spike your food & somebody gets sick eating it
Jun 21st 2016
5
      they can sue you and more..isnt that effed up?
Jun 21st 2016
      You steal something that kills you, that's on you
Jun 21st 2016
26
      if they can prove it
Jun 21st 2016
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      NO COMMENT... AT ALL.
Jun 21st 2016
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      they can sue you and more..isnt that effed up?
Jun 21st 2016
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      lol i made a post about it...there was a whole discussion.
Jun 22nd 2016
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           up it
Jun 22nd 2016
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                did a quick search and it didn't come up...it was at least 3 years ago.
Jun 22nd 2016
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Work Refrigerator = Community Property to some folks
Jun 21st 2016
6
maybe they had coochie problems. gotta see both sides.
Jun 21st 2016
7
My brain skipped reading "yogurt".
Jun 21st 2016
8
lmao, if I saw a big hairy ass coconut in the fridge
Jun 21st 2016
9
There's also someone at work who DESTROYS bathroom stalls
Jun 21st 2016
11
What kind of environment and industry sector do you work in?
Jun 21st 2016
12
state government agency, office setting
Jun 21st 2016
14
That's my number one pet peeve at work and in general really
Jun 23rd 2016
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      clearly it's someone who hates their job/life
Jun 23rd 2016
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They did you a favor. That shit is nasty
Jun 21st 2016
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when have you ever had it
Jun 21st 2016
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      Today when I took it from you
Jun 21st 2016
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      I'm not buying this....
Jun 22nd 2016
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           Do you like pizza? If so you should lile pizza flavored yogurt.
Jun 22nd 2016
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                '...I was just breaking balls. No need to get all bent out of shape over...
Jun 22nd 2016
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                So how long before your next time out? Any plans for that?
Jun 22nd 2016
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                explains a post i just a read...smh
Jun 22nd 2016
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                What post would that be?
Jun 22nd 2016
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                     all of em, cocksucker. beat it!
Jun 22nd 2016
67
                          Thats not very respectful, officer Kwesi. Have you been drinking on the ...
Jun 22nd 2016
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                you forgot you typed that my man is a buffoon?
Jun 22nd 2016
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                     You forgot that your lapdog lackey snarked it up with me first?
Jun 22nd 2016
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                          RE: You forgot that your lapdog lackey snarked it up with me first?
Jun 22nd 2016
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                               ^^ here for all of this -- Don't disappoint me fellas
Jun 22nd 2016
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                i'm glad to see you two lovebirds have been reunited.
Jun 22nd 2016
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                     Don't get too excited. It's only heavy petting in this one post
Jun 22nd 2016
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                          damnit
Jun 22nd 2016
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                          famous last words.
Jun 22nd 2016
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                RE: Do you like pizza? If so you should lile pizza flavored yogurt.
Jun 23rd 2016
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                     You said there's no reason I shouldn't like the coconut yogurt
Jun 23rd 2016
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                          it's just a harmless debate
Jun 23rd 2016
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                               Deserts. Cake, pie, cookies, and ice cream. Thats it.
Jun 23rd 2016
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      Ignore him, he gets mad when you make fun of well done steaks
Jun 21st 2016
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           LOL@mad. Nobody is more mad than rare steak fanatics
Jun 21st 2016
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                You never saw me post a single thing about eating steaks rare
Jun 21st 2016
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                     My bad. It was the caped up hit dog thing you did
Jun 21st 2016
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                          It's all good, I forgive you.
Jun 21st 2016
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                               I'll send you a muzzle for your needless yelping
Jun 21st 2016
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                                    RE: I'll send you a muzzle for your needless yelping
Jun 22nd 2016
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                                         ^Yet another inarticulate bum who communicates via pictures
Jun 22nd 2016
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                                              RE: ^Yet another inarticulate bum who communicates via pictures
Jun 22nd 2016
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                                                   Try to articulate the bullshit you're trying to say with that link fam
Jun 22nd 2016
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                                                        RE: Try to articulate the bullshit you're trying to say with that link f...
Jun 22nd 2016
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                                                             Goddamn you're basic
Jun 22nd 2016
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                                                                  RE: Goddamn you're basic
Jun 22nd 2016
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                                                                       https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BASIC
Jun 22nd 2016
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                                                                            are you ok?
Jun 22nd 2016
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                                                                            Wierd question. Why didn't you ask Big Cuntry?
Jun 22nd 2016
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                                                                            weirder question: why are you name calling ... like fucking child?
Jun 22nd 2016
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                                                                                 Better question: how long before you get banned again?
Jun 22nd 2016
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                                                                                 *yawn* just do everyone a favor and grow the fuck up and treat ...
Jun 22nd 2016
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                                                                                 If you were so respectful you wouldn't get banned so often
Jun 22nd 2016
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                                                                            how have i been missing this?
Jun 22nd 2016
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                                                                                 Enjoy your stay. It'll be a short one, as usual
Jun 22nd 2016
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                                                                            RE: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BASIC
Jun 22nd 2016
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                                                                            *gasps* my god it's full of text characters.
Jun 22nd 2016
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No sympathy for coconut eaters
Jun 21st 2016
17
"..don't leave yo GURT 'round me.." (biggie voice)
Jun 21st 2016
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Lol
Jun 21st 2016
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lmfao
Jun 22nd 2016
37
Food stealer for real
Jun 22nd 2016
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      hol up
Jun 22nd 2016
50
      Pumpkin Pie
Jun 22nd 2016
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      Apple Pie from a place that had solid desserts
Jun 22nd 2016
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           Sounds like you work in quite the environment.
Jun 22nd 2016
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                The place sucked actually, but my supervisor was and is a cool dude
Jun 22nd 2016
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                     She was black and DZ was your supervisor?
Jun 23rd 2016
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                          This post keeps giving
Jun 23rd 2016
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                          Latina, but the rest is accurate.
Jun 23rd 2016
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                               Bruh, you went to HR over an apple pie??? Yeah, its time to leave Americ...
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                    stealing is stealing
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                    someone stole my lunch at work...
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                         Going to HR doesn't automatically mean you want someone fired
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                              yeah it does lol
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                              In my experience it's rare that HR axes folks they try to mediate first
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                                   sup mediates,,HR is typically way more serious ..esp for pie
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                                        termination is on the table when you go the HR
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                                             sho is
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                              Uhh... yes it does.
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                    Yeah you're right.
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                    I hope he gets jacked for everything he has
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                         thats a weird thing to hope for
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                    Shit, don't let the door hit you. I'll help you pack.
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                         I had my lunch stolen once...i made sure he knew about it
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                              In the south you can act out that way. It's different here up north
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                                   Following the white mans rules^^^
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                                        ahem *adjusts tie* I prefer the term 'uses'
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                                             My boss shouldnt have jumped into the fight
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                                                  Damnit NOBODY SHOULD BE BRAWLIN' AT WORK!!
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                                                  Shiieeet, sometimes people fight at work
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                                                       Y'all show up to work in overalls with no shirt underneath don't you?
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                                                            Yup, and no shoes..
Jun 24th 2016
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                                                                  What does her being latina have to do with anything?
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                                                       If you have to ask you certainly wont care for the answer.
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                                                            So you're more concerned with her race than her character
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                                                                 I didnt say any of those things...
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                                                                      Liar. You don't think a *Latina* should be fired for stealing.
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                                                                      Gotdamn, you are slow as shit
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                                                                      No, you're just awfully preoccupied with the fact that the thief was Lat...
Jun 23rd 2016
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                                                                                      Lol at you calling someone awful...
Jun 24th 2016
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                                                                                      ^Doesn't understand what the word "awfully" means
Jun 24th 2016
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                                                                                      You got meh Francis
Jun 24th 2016
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                                                                                      sad to see you reduced to this "I know you are but what am I
Jun 24th 2016
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      You....went....to....Human....Resources.....cause a chic ate ya pie
Jun 23rd 2016
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           a Seinfeld episode
Jun 23rd 2016
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           nothing more American than getting a Latina fired over apple pie
Jun 23rd 2016
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                ha!
Jun 23rd 2016
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                Still that odd emphasis on her race and not her character
Jun 23rd 2016
127
                     Yo Francis
Jun 23rd 2016
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                     Most Americans wouldn't be able to get through the day without race
Jun 24th 2016
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           You typed a ton of elipses when a few em dashes would have sufficed
Jun 23rd 2016
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                Its not cool.. but its not an HR type situation
Jun 23rd 2016
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                and here comes the officer manager off the top turnbuckle!
Jun 23rd 2016
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                     OK George
Jun 23rd 2016
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                Mmhmmm...I'm the weirdo lol ...rattin over a sweet po-petty pie
Jun 23rd 2016
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                     You have to know who the transgressor is before you can rat on them
Jun 23rd 2016
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                          rattin ass negro ^^^
Jun 23rd 2016
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                          better than 'threatening' to rat wouldn't you say?
Jun 24th 2016
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                               Cold blooded assassin..lol
Jun 24th 2016
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                                    i made sure enough people knew that it never happened again.
Jun 24th 2016
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                                         Damn Francis, you still in here tough typing and editing?
Jun 24th 2016
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                                              Psst... editing can be used to add, not just subtract, genius
Jun 24th 2016
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                          yep...**cracks neck**.ain't nobody taking my lunch... or pie tho
Jun 24th 2016
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only one solution here
Jun 21st 2016
29
I read this with Erlich Bachman's voice in my head
Jun 21st 2016
30
i want to now punch something.
Jun 21st 2016
32
haha
Jun 23rd 2016
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beat me to it...
Jun 22nd 2016
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For the life of me, I couldn't figure out how this post had so many repl...
Jun 22nd 2016
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Cold Truth'd
Jun 22nd 2016
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      No, it got Kwesi'd and Kuntry'd.
Jun 22nd 2016
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      RE: No, it got Kwesi'd and Kuntry'd.
Jun 22nd 2016
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      So.. Its them not you?
Jun 23rd 2016
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           Who engaged who first?
Jun 23rd 2016
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                RE: Who engaged who first?
Jun 23rd 2016
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      Can I get some credit for coining this term?
Jun 23rd 2016
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           What's funny is the fact that you're dead serious about this
Jun 23rd 2016
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I clicked on this expecting some huge update
Jun 23rd 2016
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How many times are you going to make this same post?
Jun 23rd 2016
129
funny is deebot mentioning it was 'coconut yogurt' stead of just yogurt
Jun 24th 2016
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Same here
Jun 28th 2016
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UPDATE: Another yogurt stolen!
Oct 06th 2016
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yogurt thievery every 3 months is a good average:suspension only
Oct 06th 2016
156
I would give ANYTHING to know who it was...
Oct 06th 2016
157
lolz i thought this got upped bc it was another CT episode.
Oct 06th 2016
158
my suggestion: put a chocolate yogurt in there spiked with Exlax
Oct 06th 2016
159
I'm thinking rat poison instead
Oct 06th 2016
160
Cop like two bottles of NoDoz.
Oct 06th 2016
162
nah, don't catch a case over some yogurt
Oct 06th 2016
165
      I'm guessing he's just verbalizing his frustration
Oct 06th 2016
166
      clearly
Oct 07th 2016
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      Exactly. Try explaining THAT shit on the 'Yard.
Nov 22nd 2016
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How yall plan on resealing the yogurt after you mix all this shit in the...
Oct 06th 2016
167
      Simple: get a syringe and inject it from the bottom.
Oct 06th 2016
168
           Haha, good answer.
Oct 06th 2016
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           ^My man
Oct 07th 2016
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damn, fam...are you slammable? Can't understand why they trying you...
Oct 06th 2016
161
Yogurt is understood to be communal property, it seems.
Oct 06th 2016
171
Lmao @"I am fucking BESIDE myself right now"
Oct 06th 2016
163
There isnt security cameras in the building?
Oct 06th 2016
164
Noosa?
Oct 06th 2016
170
3rd yogurt stolen today. How do I approach HR without
Nov 22nd 2016
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Maybe you have a coworker who lurks on OKP trolling you...
Nov 22nd 2016
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reply 159
Nov 22nd 2016
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salmonella instead of exlax
Nov 22nd 2016
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Put like ten tablespoons of salt in the next one.
Nov 22nd 2016
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can't inject that with a syringe
Nov 22nd 2016
183
      There's a small machine you could buy for that.
Nov 22nd 2016
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What's the worst that can reasonably happen
Nov 22nd 2016
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My HR people wouldbe like: "Well stop bringing Yogurt"
Nov 22nd 2016
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      yeah, I can't reasonably expect them to send some floor-wide
Nov 22nd 2016
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           Right. There will be no departmental meetings on the subject.
Nov 22nd 2016
188
                It's yogurt though. Won't it turn to soup if not in the fridge?
Nov 22nd 2016
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                     actually no. I've kept it in my bag.
Nov 22nd 2016
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                     Lunch bags these days are fully insulated.
Nov 22nd 2016
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                          no... Theiving ass niggas need to be taught a painful lesson.
Nov 22nd 2016
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Wait...wai...HOL'UP! So after previous experience, you STILL...
Nov 22nd 2016
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      minifridge in the cubicle or nah?
Nov 22nd 2016
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      Naw, I'd just always bring my shit to the cube...no minifridge.
Nov 22nd 2016
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      say word. Keep it in a lunch bag until its time to eat.
Nov 22nd 2016
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      Nahmsayin...
Nov 22nd 2016
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      *sigh* I guess you're right
Nov 22nd 2016
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           Go buy a lunch bag, go to HR, go, or spike the next yogurt
Nov 22nd 2016
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                I'll go with item #1
Nov 22nd 2016
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                RE: I'll go with item #1
Nov 22nd 2016
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                     where is the lie?
Nov 22nd 2016
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                story of my life
Nov 22nd 2016
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                     go with the "fake threat of possible food poisoning"
Nov 22nd 2016
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GOD how I've missed this place.
Nov 22nd 2016
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the only solution I can think of
Nov 22nd 2016
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Good thinking, though I'd rather they eat a spoonful of salt
Nov 22nd 2016
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Inject it with pure capsaicin, wait for him/her to SCREAM
Nov 22nd 2016
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you mofos are diabolical.
Nov 22nd 2016
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      nigga shouldn't have stolen someone else's food.
Nov 22nd 2016
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      is that really POISON, tho?
Nov 22nd 2016
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justin_scott
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1. "what did the note say "Thanks for buying this for me.""
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2. "http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1342136770512_2181597.png"
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http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1342136770512_2181597.png

  

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3. "I don't trust work refrigerators. "
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First, because of the above issue. Second, because I don't want my food even sharing the same air as the food of random people at work. I don't know how clean they are, I don't know how long they leave stuff in there, etc.

I just use my lunch bag which is insulated enough to be a cooler.

  

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Deebot
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10. "lesson learned"
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Cenario
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4. "Coconut yogurt???? so many options..."
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Someone was using my french vanilla creamer... i fixed them...left a concoction of spoiled milk, water, half and half and sugar on the fridge door...noticed a nice sized serving missing one day and it wasn't touched again.

so yeah, coconut yogurt....you got options.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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SooperEgo
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5. "okaylegal, if you spike your food & somebody gets sick eating it"
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can you be held liable?

  

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"they can sue you and more..isnt that effed up?"


  

          

>can you be held liable?

yes, and you can get arrested

  

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26. "You steal something that kills you, that's on you "
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That law is some bullshit.

  

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27. "if they can prove it"
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good luck with that.

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31. "NO COMMENT... AT ALL."
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>>can you be held liable?
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>yes, and you can get arrested
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*pleads the fifth to this reply*

  

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16. "they can sue you and more..isnt that effed up?"
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>can you be held liable?

yes, and you can get arrested

  

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33. "lol i made a post about it...there was a whole discussion."
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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35. "up it"
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36. "did a quick search and it didn't come up...it was at least 3 years ago."
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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6. "Work Refrigerator = Community Property to some folks "
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7. "maybe they had coochie problems. gotta see both sides. "
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8. "My brain skipped reading "yogurt"."
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Like, nigga, who eats somebody's coconut? That's the foulest shit ever.

All our food is free at work, but the stuff that does belong to a specific person, it's pandemonium when someone touches it.

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9. "lmao, if I saw a big hairy ass coconut in the fridge"
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taking up an entire shelf I dunno what I'd do.

  

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Deebot
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11. "There's also someone at work who DESTROYS bathroom stalls"
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with liquid shit everywhere and doesn't flush. Janitor had to completely shut down the stall for awhile, may still be shut down for all I know. I wonder if it's the same motherfucker...

  

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12. "What kind of environment and industry sector do you work in? "
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14. "state government agency, office setting"
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lots of fuckups/idiots here.

  

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91. "That's my number one pet peeve at work and in general really"
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I seriously wonder about the type of sick mind that does some shit like that.

R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
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93. "clearly it's someone who hates their job/life"
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So, I'd guess someone from our collections unit.

  

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13. "They did you a favor. That shit is nasty"
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15. "when have you ever had it"
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18. "Today when I took it from you"
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Do you think you're the only person in the world who has tried coconut yogurt or something?

  

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34. "I'm not buying this...."
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if you actually like coconut, then there's no reason you wouldn't like coconut yogurt...unless you've only tried artificially flavored shit. Mine was greek yogurt with real coconut bits in it.

if you don't like coconut to begin with, why the fuck would you try a coconut yogurt?

  

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39. "Do you like pizza? If so you should lile pizza flavored yogurt. "
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How about deli sandwiches? Or fettucine Alfredo? Or fried rice?

What you're saying is that if you like those things there's no reason you shouldn't also like EVERY OTHER FOOD that's flavored with those things.

Which is absurd. It's an entirely illogical conclusion.

One can like coconut and like yogurt......AND NOT ENJOY THE COMBINATION OF THE TWO. It's downright stupid to assume otherwise unless you're one of those guys who thinks everyone enjoys everything you do....which is stupid.

At any rate I was just breaking balls. No need to get all bent out of shape over it.

  

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51. "'...I was just breaking balls. No need to get all bent out of shape over..."
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WHAT WORLD IN MY LIVING IN RIGHT NOW?!

you the QUEEN of bent out of shape!

  

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60. "So how long before your next time out? Any plans for that?"
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I mean, the queen of 'bent out of shape' would be the hoe ass alcoholic who loses his shit enough to earn a temporary ban every three months or so.

...not the guy who says coconut yogurt is nasty.

  

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62. "explains a post i just a read...smh"
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>I mean, the queen of 'bent out of shape' would be the hoe ass alcoholic who loses his shit enough to earn a temporary ban every three months or so.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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64. "What post would that be?"
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67. "all of em, cocksucker. beat it!"
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68. "Thats not very respectful, officer Kwesi. Have you been drinking on the ..."
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I thought you were here to police my behavior.

You're not exactly leading by example.

  

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66. "you forgot you typed that my man is a buffoon?"
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oh.

  

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69. "You forgot that your lapdog lackey snarked it up with me first?"
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I'm betting your flunkie shot you the bat signal so you can come in and cape up.

It's sad that you can't let your groupies fight their own battles that they started. It shows a lack of faith in their abilities.

I'm guessing you saw his inability to communicate without linking to some meme or gif or whatever and decided to make the save.

  

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70. "RE: You forgot that your lapdog lackey snarked it up with me first?"
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>I'm betting your flunkie shot you the bat signal so you can
>come in and cape up.
>
>It's sad that you can't let your groupies fight their own
>battles that they started. It shows a lack of faith in their
>abilities.
>
>I'm guessing you saw his inability to communicate without
>linking to some meme or gif or whatever and decided to make
>the save.

https://m.popkey.co/4340ce/KMzYj.gif

  

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76. "^^ here for all of this -- Don't disappoint me fellas "
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it ain't over til the fat lady gets banned.

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61. "i'm glad to see you two lovebirds have been reunited."
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warms my heart. haha

  

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63. "Don't get too excited. It's only heavy petting in this one post"
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I'll be ignoring his bitch ass outside of this post.

  

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65. "damnit"
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77. "famous last words. "
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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

  

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82. "RE: Do you like pizza? If so you should lile pizza flavored yogurt. "
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>What you're saying is that if you like those things there's no
>reason you shouldn't also like EVERY OTHER FOOD that's
>flavored with those things.

Wait, who's drawing the illogical conclusions? I said yogurt. Coconut is used quite often in sweeter applications (baked goods, ice cream, etc), so it naturally works quite well with yogurt too. I wouldn't eat a coconut pizza, nor a pizza flavored yogurt. Strange comparison for you to make.

  

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83. "You said there's no reason I shouldn't like the coconut yogurt"
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If I like coconut.

You're oblivious to the fact that someone can like two separate things and not like them in tandem..... Because *you* enjoy that tandem. It doesn't matter if they "pair well together" because that pairing doesn't necessarily work for everyone.

Greek yogurt can and is paired with all manner of savory components...like basil and tomato, for example. I like all three.

By your ridiculous definition, I should like them together.

Still, again, I was only cracking a joke but you still really, really want to make it a much bigger thing.


  

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84. "it's just a harmless debate"
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what do you like coconut with, out of curiosity?

  

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85. "Deserts. Cake, pie, cookies, and ice cream. Thats it."
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It's a great, light desert flavoring that doesn't work fo4 me outside of that context.

I like yogurt flavored with berries, vanilla, lemon, and lime, but that's it. The yogurt tang doesn't fit other flavors all that well for me and it clashes with coconut in particular in a big way.

  

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19. "Ignore him, he gets mad when you make fun of well done steaks"
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Talking about let people eat what they want to eat. Hockey pucks are tasty but coconut yogurt is nasty, got it.

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20. "LOL@mad. Nobody is more mad than rare steak fanatics"
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You people are a half shade above pro-abortion activists. I'm surprised you haven't bombed a Sizzler yet.

At any rate I was just clowning but apparently you're pressed to turn it into a "thing".

  

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21. "You never saw me post a single thing about eating steaks rare"
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You got the wrong one.

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23. "My bad. It was the caped up hit dog thing you did"
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Forgive me, it was a natural assumption to make.

  

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24. "It's all good, I forgive you. "
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I'll send you a bottle of WD-40 for your beef.

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25. "I'll send you a muzzle for your needless yelping "
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And some scissors for that godawful yellow cape

  

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40. "RE: I'll send you a muzzle for your needless yelping "
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http://i.imgur.com/YHjfwGt.gif

this was entertaining til this reply

  

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41. "^Yet another inarticulate bum who communicates via pictures"
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42. "RE: ^Yet another inarticulate bum who communicates via pictures"
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http://i.imgur.com/Qu201Kb.gif

  

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43. "Try to articulate the bullshit you're trying to say with that link fam"
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Come on, use your words like a big boy.

I can send you some flash cards and everything.

  

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44. "RE: Try to articulate the bullshit you're trying to say with that link f..."
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>Come on, use your words like a big boy.
>
>I can send you some flash cards and everything.

http://i.imgur.com/7VN5Ep5.gif

  

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45. "Goddamn you're basic"
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A full blown simp

  

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46. "RE: Goddamn you're basic"
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http://bendxl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Phresher.gif

  

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47. "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BASIC"
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BASIC (an acronym for Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code) is a family of general-purpose, high-level programming languages whose design philosophy emphasizes ease of use.

In 1964, John G. Kemeny and Thomas E. Kurtz designed the original BASIC language at Dartmouth College in New Hampshire. They wanted to enable students in fields other than science and mathematics to use computers. At the time, nearly all use of computers required writing custom software, which was something only scientists and mathematicians tended to learn.

Versions of BASIC became widespread on microcomputers in the mid-1970s and 1980s. Microcomputers usually shipped with BASIC, often in the machine's firmware. Having an easy-to-learn language on these early personal computers allowed small business owners, professionals, hobbyists, and consultants to develop custom software on computers they could afford.

BASIC remains popular in many dialects and in new languages influenced by BASIC, such as Microsoft's Visual Basic. In 2006, 59% of developers for the .NET Framework used Visual Basic .NET as their only programming language.



Contents
1 History 1.1 Origin
1.2 Spread on minicomputers
1.3 Explosive growth: the home computer era
1.4 IBM PC and compatibles
1.5 Visual Basic
1.6 Recent versions
1.7 Calculators
1.8 Windows command line
1.9 Other
1.10 Nostalgia

2 Syntax 2.1 Typical BASIC keywords
2.2 Data types and variables
2.3 Examples 2.3.1 Unstructured BASIC
2.3.2 Structured BASIC
2.3.3 BASIC with object-oriented features


3 Standards
4 See also
5 References 5.1 Notes
5.2 Citations
5.3 Bibliography

6 External links


History

Before the mid-1960s, the only computers were mainframes. Users submitted jobs on punched cards or similar media to computer operators. The computer stored these, then used a batch processing system to run this queue of jobs one after another - allowing very high levels of utilization of these expensive machines. As the performance of computing hardware rose through the 1960s, multi-processing was developed. This allowed a mix of batch jobs to be run together, but the real revolution was the development of time-sharing.

Time-sharing allowed multiple remote interactive users to share use of the computer, interacting with the computer from terminals with keyboards and teletype printers, and later display screens, in much the same way as desktop computers or personal computers would be used later.

Origin

Main article: Dartmouth BASIC

The original BASIC language was released on May 1, 1964 by John Kemeny and Thomas Kurtz and implemented under their direction by a team of Dartmouth College students. The acronym BASIC comes from the name of an unpublished paper by Thomas Kurtz. BASIC was designed to allow students to write mainframe computer programs for the Dartmouth Time-Sharing System. It was intended specifically for less technical users who did not have or want the mathematical background previously expected. Being able to use a computer to support teaching and research was quite novel at the time.

The language was based on FORTRAN II, with some influences from ALGOL 60 and with additions to make it suitable for timesharing. Initially, BASIC concentrated on supporting straightforward mathematical work, with matrix arithmetic support from its initial implementation as a batch language, and character string functionality being added by 1965. Wanting use of the language to become widespread, its designers made the compiler available free of charge. (In the 1960s, software became a chargeable commodity; until then, it was provided without charge as a service with the very expensive computers, usually available only to lease.) They also made it available to high schools in the Hanover area, and put considerable effort into promoting the language. In the following years, as other dialects of BASIC appeared, Kemeny and Kurtz's original BASIC dialect became known as Dartmouth BASIC.

Spread on minicomputers





"Train Basic every day!" — reads a poster in Russian school. (ca. 1985-1986)
Knowledge of the relatively simple BASIC became widespread for a computer language, and it was implemented by a number of manufacturers, becoming fairly popular on newer minicomputers such as the DEC PDP series, where BASIC-PLUS was an extended dialect for use on the RSTS/E time-sharing operating system. The BASIC language was available for the Data General Nova, and also central to the HP Time-Shared BASIC system in the late 1960s and early 1970s, where the language was implemented as an interpreter. A version was a core part of the Pick operating system from 1973 onward, where a compiler renders it into bytecode, able to be interpreted by a virtual machine.

During this period a number of simple computer games were written in BASIC, most notably Mike Mayfield's Star Trek. A number of these were collected by DEC employee David H. Ahl and published in a newsletter he compiled. He later collected a number of these into book form, 101 BASIC Computer Games, published in 1973. During the same period, Ahl was involved in the creation of a small computer for education use, an early personal computer. When management refused to support the concept, Ahl left DEC in 1974 to found the seminal computer magazine, Creative Computing. The book remained popular, and was re-published on several occasions.

Explosive growth: the home computer era





Commodore BASIC v2.0 on the Commodore 64




MSX BASIC version 3.0
The introduction of the first microcomputers in the mid-1970s was the start of explosive growth for BASIC. It had the advantage that it was fairly well known to the young designers and computer hobbyists who took an interest in microcomputers. Despite Dijkstra's famous judgement in 1975, "It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration", BASIC was one of the few languages that was both high-level enough to be usable by those without training and small enough to fit into the microcomputers of the day, making it the de facto standard programming language on early microcomputers.

One of the first BASICs to appear was Tiny BASIC, a simple BASIC variant designed by Dennis Allison at the urging of Bob Albrecht of the Homebrew Computer Club. He had seen BASIC on minicomputers and felt it would be the perfect match for new machines like the MITS Altair 8800. How to design and implement a stripped-down version of an interpreter for the BASIC language was covered in articles by Allison in the first three quarterly issues of the People's Computer Company newsletter published in 1975 and implementations with source code published in Dr. Dobb's Journal of Tiny BASIC Calisthenics & Orthodontia: Running Light Without Overbyte. Versions were written by Li-Chen Wang and Tom Pittman.

In 1975 MITS released Altair BASIC, developed by Bill Gates and Paul Allen as the company Micro-Soft, which eventually grew into corporate giant Microsoft. The first Altair version was co-written by Gates, Allen, and Monte Davidoff.

Almost universally, home computers of the 1980s had a ROM-resident BASIC interpreter, which the machines booted directly into. When the Apple II, PET 2001, and TRS-80 were all released in 1977, all three had BASIC as their primary programming language and operating environment. Upon boot, a BASIC interpreter in immediate mode was presented, not the command line interface used on systems running CP/M or MS-DOS. Commodore Business Machines included a version of Microsoft BASIC. The Apple II and TRS-80 each had two versions of BASIC, a smaller introductory version introduced with the initial releases of the machines and a more advanced version developed as interest in the platforms increased. As new companies entered the field, additional versions were added that subtly changed the BASIC family. The Atari 8-bit family had its own Atari BASIC that was modified in order to fit on an 8 kB ROM cartridge. The BBC published BBC BASIC, developed by Acorn Computers Ltd, incorporating many extra structured programming keywords and advanced floating-point operation features.

As the popularity of BASIC grew in this period, magazines published complete source code in BASIC for games, utilities, and other programs. Given BASIC's straightforward nature, it was a simple matter to type in the code from the magazine and execute the program. Different magazines were published featuring programs for specific computers, though some BASIC programs were considered universal and could be used in machines running any variant of BASIC (sometimes with minor adaptations). Many books of type-in programs were also available, and in particular, Ahl published versions of the original 101 BASIC games converted into the Microsoft dialect and published it from Creative Computing as BASIC Computer Games. This book, and its sequels, provided hundreds of ready-to-go programs that could be easily converted to practically any BASIC-running platform. The book reached the stores in 1978, just as the home computer market was starting off, and it became the first million-selling computer book. Later packages, such as Learn to Program BASIC would also have gaming as an introductory focus.

On the business-focused CP/M computers which soon became widespread in small business environments, Microsoft BASIC (MBASIC) was one of the leading applications.

IBM PC and compatibles





IBM Cassette BASIC 1.10
When IBM was designing the IBM PC they followed the paradigm of existing home-computers in wanting to have a built-in BASIC. They sourced this from Microsoft - IBM Cassette BASIC - but Microsoft also produced several other versions of BASIC for MS-DOS/PC DOS including IBM Disk BASIC (BASIC D), IBM BASICA (BASIC A), GW-BASIC (a BASICA-compatible version that did not need IBM's ROM) and QBasic, all typically bundled with the machine. In addition they produced the Microsoft BASIC Compiler aimed at professional programmers.

Turbo Pascal-publisher Borland published Turbo Basic 1.0 in 1985 (successor versions are still being marketed by the original author under the name PowerBASIC). Microsoft wrote the windowing-based AmigaBASIC that was supplied with version 1.1 of the pre-emptive multitasking GUI Amiga computers (late 1985 / early 1986), although the product unusually did not bear any Microsoft marks.

These languages introduced many extensions to the original home-computer BASIC, such as improved string manipulation and graphics support, access to the file system and additional data types. More important were the facilities for structured programming, including additional control structures and proper subroutines supporting local variables.

However, by the latter half of the 1980s users were increasingly using applications written by others, rather than learning programming themselves, while professional programmers now had a wide range of more advanced languages available on small computers. C and later C++ became the languages of choice for professional shrink wrap application development.

Visual Basic

BASIC's fortunes reversed once again with the introduction in 1991 of Visual Basic ("VB"), by Microsoft. This was an evolutionary development of QuickBasic, and included constructs from other languages such as block structured control statements including With and For Each, parameterized subroutines, optional static typing, and more recently a full object oriented language. But the language retains considerable links to its past, such as the Dim statement for declarations, Gosub/Return statements, and even line numbers which are still needed to report errors properly.

An important driver for the development of Visual Basic was as the new macro language for Excel.

Ironically, given the origin of BASIC as a "beginner's" language, and apparently even to the surprise of many at Microsoft who still initially marketed it as a language for hobbyists, the language had come into widespread use for small custom business applications shortly after the release of VB version 3.0, which is widely considered the first relatively stable version. While many advanced programmers still scoffed at its use, VB met the needs of small businesses efficiently wherever processing speed was less of a concern than ease of development. By that time, computers running Windows 3.1 had become fast enough that many business-related processes could be completed "in the blink of an eye" even using a "slow" language, as long as large amounts of data were not involved. Many small business owners found they could create their own small, yet useful applications in a few evenings to meet their own specialized needs. Eventually, during the lengthy lifetime of VB3, knowledge of Visual Basic had become a marketable job skill.

Microsoft also produced VBScript in 1996 and Visual Basic .NET in 2001. The latter has essentially the same power as C# and Java but with syntax that reflects the original Basic language.





Three modern Basic variants: Mono Basic, OpenOffice.org Basic and Gambas
Recent versions

Many other BASIC dialects have also sprung up since 1990, including the open source QB64 and FreeBASIC, inspired by QBasic, and the Visual Basic-styled RapidQ, Basic For Qt and Gambas. Modern commercial incarnations include PureBasic, PowerBASIC, Xojo, Monkey X and True BASIC (the direct successor to Dartmouth BASIC from a company controlled by Kurtz).

Several web-based simple BASIC interpreters also now exist, including Quite BASIC and Microsoft's Small Basic (educational software).

Versions of BASIC have been showing up for use on smart phones and tablets. Apple App Store contains such implementations of BASIC programming language as smart BASIC, Basic!, HotPaw Basic, BASIC-II, techBASIC and others. Android devices feature such implementations of BASIC as RFO BASIC and Mintoris Basic.

Applications for some mobile computers with proprietary OS (CipherLab) can be built with programming environment based on BASIC.

An application for the Nintendo 3DS and Nintendo DSi called Petit Computer allows for programming in a slightly modified version of BASIC with DS button support. A 3DS sequel was released in Japan in November 2014.

Calculators

Variants of BASIC are available on graphing and otherwise programmable calculators made by Texas Instruments, HP, Casio, and others.

Windows command line

QBasic, a version of Microsoft QuickBasic without the linker to make EXE files, is present in the Windows NT and Dos-Windows 95 streams of operating systems and can be obtained for more recent releases like Windows 7 which do not have them. Prior to Dos 5, the Basic interpreter was GW-Basic. QuickBasic is part of a series of three languages issued by Microsoft for the home and office power user and small scale professional development; QuickC and QuickPascal are the other two.

For Windows 95 and 98, which do not have QBasic installed by default, they can be copied from the installation disc which will have a set of directories for old and optional software; other missing commands like Exe2Bin and others are in these same directories.

Other





BASIC came to some video game systems, like the Nintendo Famicom.
The various Microsoft, Lotus, and Corel office suites and related products are programmable with Visual Basic in one form or another, including LotusScript, which is very similar to VBA 6. The Host Explorer terminal emulator uses WWB as a macro language; or more recently the programme and the suite in which it is contained is programmable in an in-house Basic variant known as Hummingbird Basic.

The VBScript variant is used for programming web content, Outlook 97, Internet Explorer, and the Windows Script Host. WSH also has a Visual Basic for Applications(VBA) engine installed as the third of the default engines along with VBScript, JScript, and the numerous proprietary or open source engines which can be installed like PerlScript, a couple of Rexx-based engines, Python, Ruby, Tcl, Delphi, XLNT, PHP, and others;

The ubiquity of BASIC interpreters on personal computers was such that textbooks once included simple "Try It In BASIC" exercises that encouraged students to experiment with mathematical and computational concepts on classroom or home computers. Popular computer magazines of the day typically included type-in programs. Futurist and sci-fi writer David Brin mourned the loss of ubiquitous BASIC in a 2006 Salon article as have others who first used computers during this era. In turn, the article prompted Microsoft to develop and release Small Basic.

Dartmouth held a 50th anniversary celebration for BASIC on 1 May 2014 as did other organisations; at least one organisation of VBA programmers organised a 35th anniversary observance in 1999.

Syntax

Typical BASIC keywords
Data manipulationLET: assigns a value (which may be the result of an expression) to a variable.
DATA: holds a list of values which are assigned sequentially using the READ command.
Program flow controlIF ... THEN ... ELSE: used to perform comparisons or make decisions.
FOR ... TO ... {STEP} ... NEXT: repeat a section of code a given number of times. A variable that acts as a counter is available within the loop.
WHILE ... WEND and REPEAT ... UNTIL: repeat a section of code while the specified condition is true. The condition may be evaluated before each iteration of the loop, or after.
DO ... LOOP {WHILE} or {UNTIL}: repeat a section of code Forever or While/Until the specified condition is true. The condition may be evaluated before each iteration of the loop, or after.
GOTO: jumps to a numbered or labelled line in the program.
GOSUB: jumps to a numbered or labelled line, executes the code it finds there until it reaches a RETURN Command, on which it jumps back to the operator following the GOSUB - either after a colon, or on the next line. This is used to implement subroutines.
ON ... GOTO/GOSUB: chooses where to jump based on the specified conditions. See Switch statement for other forms.
DEF FN: a pair of keywords introduced in the early 1960s to define functions. The original BASIC functions were modelled on FORTRAN single-line functions. BASIC functions were one expression with variable arguments, rather than subroutines, with a syntax on the model of DEF FND(x) = x*x at the beginning of a program. Function names were originally restricted to FN+one letter.
Input and outputLIST: displays all inputted code.
PRINT: displays a message on the screen or other output device.
INPUT: asks the user to enter the value of a variable. The statement may include a prompt message.
TAB or AT: sets the position where the next character will be shown on the screen or printed on paper.
MiscellaneousREM: holds a programmer's comment or REMark; often used to give a title to the program and to help identify the purpose of a given section of code.
USR: transfers program control to a machine language subroutine, usually entered as an alphanumeric string or in a list of DATA statements.
TRON: turns on a visual, screen representation of the flow of BASIC commands by displaying the number of each command line as it is run. The TRON command, largely obsolete now, stood for, TRace ON. This meant that command line numbers were displayed as the program ran, so that the command lines could be traced. This command allowed easier debugging or correcting of command lines that caused problems in a program. Problems included a program terminating without providing a desired result, a program providing an obviously erroneous result, a program running in a non-terminating loop, or a program otherwise having a non-obvious error.
TROFF: turns off the display of the number of each command line as command lines run after the command TRON has been used.

Data types and variables

Minimal versions of BASIC had only integer variables and one- or two-letter variable names, which minimized requirements of limited and expensive memory (RAM). More powerful versions had floating-point arithmetic, and variables could be labelled with names six or more characters long. There were some problems and restrictions in early implementations; for example, Applesoft allowed variable names to be several characters long, but only the first two were significant, thus it was possible to inadvertently write a program with variables "LOSS" and "LOAN", which would be treated as being the same; assigning a value to "LOAN" would silently overwrite the value intended as "LOSS". Keywords could not be used in variables in many early BASICs; "SCORE" would be interpreted as "SC" OR "E", where OR was a keyword.

String variables are usually distinguished in many microcomputer dialects by having $ suffixed to their name, and values are often identified as strings by being delimited by "double quotation marks".

Arrays in BASIC could contain integers, floating point or string variables.

Some dialects of BASIC supported matrices and matrix operations, useful for the solution of sets of simultaneous linear algebraic equations. These dialects would directly support matrix operations such as assignment, addition, multiplication (of compatible matrix types), and evaluation of a determinant. Many microcomputer BASICs did not support this data type; matrix operations were still possible, but had to be programmed explicitly on array elements.

Examples

Unstructured BASIC

The original Dartmouth Basic was unusual in having a matrix keyword, MAT. Although dropped by most later microprocessor derivatives it is used in this example from the 1968 manual which averages the numbers that are input:

5 LET S = 0
10 MAT INPUT V
20 LET N = NUM
30 IF N = 0 THEN 99
40 FOR I = 1 TO N
45 LET S = S + V(I)
50 NEXT I
60 PRINT S/N
70 GO TO 5
99 END


New BASIC programmers on a home computer might start with a simple program, perhaps using the language's PRINT statement to display a message on the screen; a well-known and often-replicated example is Kernighan and Ritchie's Hello world program:

10 PRINT "Hello, World!"
20 END


An infinite loop could be used to fill the display with the message.

Most first-generation BASIC versions such as MSX BASIC and GW-BASIC supported simple data types, loop cycles and arrays. The following example is written for GW-BASIC, but will work in most versions of BASIC with minimal changes:

10 INPUT "What is your name: "; U$
20 PRINT "Hello "; U$
30 INPUT "How many stars do you want: "; N
40 S$ = ""
50 FOR I = 1 TO N
60 S$ = S$ + "*"
70 NEXT I
80 PRINT S$
90 INPUT "Do you want more stars? "; A$
100 IF LEN(A$) = 0 THEN GOTO 90
110 A$ = LEFT$(A$, 1)
120 IF A$ = "Y" OR A$ = "y" THEN GOTO 30
130 PRINT "Goodbye "; U$
140 END


The resulting dialog might resemble:
What is your name: Mike
Hello Mike
How many stars do you want: 7
*******
Do you want more stars? yes
How many stars do you want: 3
***
Do you want more stars? no
Goodbye Mike


Structured BASIC

Second-generation BASICs (for example, VAX Basic, SuperBASIC, True BASIC, QuickBASIC, BBC BASIC and PowerBASIC) introduced a number of features into the language, primarily related to structured and procedure-oriented programming. Usually, line numbering is omitted from the language and replaced with labels (for GOTO) and procedures to encourage easier and more flexible design. In addition keywords and structures to support repetition, selection and procedures with local variables were introduced.

The following example is in QuickBASIC:

DECLARE SUB PrintSomeStars (StarCount!)
REM QuickBASIC example
INPUT "What is your name: ", UserName$
PRINT "Hello "; UserName$
DO
INPUT "How many stars do you want: ", NumStars
CALL PrintSomeStars(NumStars)
DO
INPUT "Do you want more stars? ", Answer$
LOOP UNTIL Answer$ <> ""
Answer$ = LEFT$(Answer$, 1)
LOOP WHILE UCASE$(Answer$) = "Y"
PRINT "Goodbye "; UserName$
END

SUB PrintSomeStars (StarCount)
REM This procedure uses a local variable called Stars$
Stars$ = STRING$(StarCount, "*")
PRINT Stars$
END SUB


BASIC with object-oriented features

Third-generation BASIC dialects such as Visual Basic, Xojo, StarOffice Basic and BlitzMax introduced features to support object-oriented and event-driven programming paradigm. Most built-in procedures and functions are now represented as methods of standard objects rather than operators. Also, the Operating System became more and more available to the BASIC language.

The following example is in Visual Basic .NET:

Public Class StarsProgram
Public Shared Sub Main()
Dim UserName, Answer, stars As String, NumStars As Integer
Console.Write("What is your name: ")
UserName = Console.ReadLine()
Console.WriteLine("Hello {0}", UserName)
Do
Console.Write("How many stars do you want: ")
NumStars = CInt(Console.ReadLine())
stars = New String("*", NumStars)
Console.WriteLine(stars)
Do
Console.Write("Do you want more stars? ")
Answer = Console.ReadLine()
Loop Until Answer <> ""
Answer = Answer.Substring(0, 1)
Loop While Answer.ToUpper() = "Y"
Console.WriteLine("Goodbye {0}", UserName)
End Sub
End Class


Standards
ANSI/ISO/IEC Standard for Minimal BASIC: ANSI X3.60-1978 "For minimal BASIC"
ISO/IEC 6373:1984 "Data Processing — Programming Languages — Minimal BASIC"

ECMA-55 Minimal BASIC (withdrawn, similar to ANSI X3.60-1978)
ANSI/ISO/IEC Standard for Full BASIC: ANSI X3.113-1987 "Programming Languages Full BASIC"
INCITS/ISO/IEC 10279-1991 (R2005) "Information Technology - Programming Languages - Full BASIC"

ANSI/ISO/IEC Addendum Defining Modules: ANSI X3.113 Interpretations-1992 "BASIC Technical Information Bulletin # 1 Interpretations of ANSI 03.113-1987"
ISO/IEC 10279:1991/ Amd 1:1994 "Modules and Single Character Input Enhancement"

ECMA-116 BASIC (withdrawn, similar to ANSI X3.113-1987)

  

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52. "Wierd question. Why didn't you ask Big Cuntry?"
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I'm perfectly fine.

I'm making fun of a buffoon who communicates through memespeak.

Why wouldn't I be fine?

  

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54. "weirder question: why are you name calling ... like fucking child?"
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Because we both know it's coming.

  

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58. "*yawn* just do everyone a favor and grow the fuck up and treat ..."
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... other citizens with respect.

didn't you read?? i've been deputized by cyren.

he told me to keep an eye on you.

  

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59. "If you were so respectful you wouldn't get banned so often"
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practice what you preach, you line stepping drunk.

Just an FYI this is the only post where I'll be giving your sorry, drunk, loser ass any attention at all.

Soak it up while you can, sunshine.

We both know you'll be banned in another month or two because you can't color between the lines while you're drunk off your ass at 2 PM.

  

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sometimes, you just gotta click on all the threads.

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>BASIC (an acronym for Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic
>Instruction Code) is a family of general-purpose,
>high-level programming languages whose design philosophy
>emphasizes ease of use.
>
>In 1964, John G. Kemeny and Thomas E. Kurtz designed the
>original BASIC language at Dartmouth College in New Hampshire.
>They wanted to enable students in fields other than science
>and mathematics to use computers. At the time, nearly all use
>of computers required writing custom software, which was
>something only scientists and mathematicians tended to learn.
>
>Versions of BASIC became widespread on microcomputers in the
>mid-1970s and 1980s. Microcomputers usually shipped with
>BASIC, often in the machine's firmware. Having an
>easy-to-learn language on these early personal computers
>allowed small business owners, professionals, hobbyists, and
>consultants to develop custom software on computers they could
>afford.
>
>BASIC remains popular in many dialects and in new languages
>influenced by BASIC, such as Microsoft's Visual Basic. In
>2006, 59% of developers for the .NET Framework used Visual
>Basic .NET as their only programming language.
>
>
>
>Contents
>1 History 1.1 Origin
>1.2 Spread on minicomputers
>1.3 Explosive growth: the home computer era
>1.4 IBM PC and compatibles
>1.5 Visual Basic
>1.6 Recent versions
>1.7 Calculators
>1.8 Windows command line
>1.9 Other
>1.10 Nostalgia
>
>2 Syntax 2.1 Typical BASIC keywords
>2.2 Data types and variables
>2.3 Examples 2.3.1 Unstructured BASIC
>2.3.2 Structured BASIC
>2.3.3 BASIC with object-oriented features
>
>
>3 Standards
>4 See also
>5 References 5.1 Notes
>5.2 Citations
>5.3 Bibliography
>
>6 External links
>
>
>History
>
>Before the mid-1960s, the only computers were mainframes.
>Users submitted jobs on punched cards or similar media to
>computer operators. The computer stored these, then used a
>batch processing system to run this queue of jobs one after
>another - allowing very high levels of utilization of these
>expensive machines. As the performance of computing hardware
>rose through the 1960s, multi-processing was developed. This
>allowed a mix of batch jobs to be run together, but the real
>revolution was the development of time-sharing.
>
>Time-sharing allowed multiple remote interactive users to
>share use of the computer, interacting with the computer from
>terminals with keyboards and teletype printers, and later
>display screens, in much the same way as desktop computers or
>personal computers would be used later.
>
>Origin
>
>Main article: Dartmouth BASIC
>
>The original BASIC language was released on May 1, 1964 by
>John Kemeny and Thomas Kurtz and implemented under their
>direction by a team of Dartmouth College students. The
>acronym BASIC comes from the name of an unpublished paper by
>Thomas Kurtz. BASIC was designed to allow students to write
>mainframe computer programs for the Dartmouth Time-Sharing
>System. It was intended specifically for less technical users
>who did not have or want the mathematical background
>previously expected. Being able to use a computer to support
>teaching and research was quite novel at the time.
>
>The language was based on FORTRAN II, with some influences
>from ALGOL 60 and with additions to make it suitable for
>timesharing. Initially, BASIC concentrated on supporting
>straightforward mathematical work, with matrix arithmetic
>support from its initial implementation as a batch language,
>and character string functionality being added by 1965.
>Wanting use of the language to become widespread, its
>designers made the compiler available free of charge. (In the
>1960s, software became a chargeable commodity; until then, it
>was provided without charge as a service with the very
>expensive computers, usually available only to lease.) They
>also made it available to high schools in the Hanover area,
>and put considerable effort into promoting the language. In
>the following years, as other dialects of BASIC appeared,
>Kemeny and Kurtz's original BASIC dialect became known as
>Dartmouth BASIC.
>
>Spread on minicomputers
>
>
>
>
>
> "Train Basic every day!" — reads a poster in Russian
>school. (ca. 1985-1986)
>Knowledge of the relatively simple BASIC became widespread for
>a computer language, and it was implemented by a number of
>manufacturers, becoming fairly popular on newer minicomputers
>such as the DEC PDP series, where BASIC-PLUS was an extended
>dialect for use on the RSTS/E time-sharing operating system.
>The BASIC language was available for the Data General Nova,
>and also central to the HP Time-Shared BASIC system in the
>late 1960s and early 1970s, where the language was implemented
>as an interpreter. A version was a core part of the Pick
>operating system from 1973 onward, where a compiler renders it
>into bytecode, able to be interpreted by a virtual machine.
>
>During this period a number of simple computer games were
>written in BASIC, most notably Mike Mayfield's Star Trek. A
>number of these were collected by DEC employee David H. Ahl
>and published in a newsletter he compiled. He later collected
>a number of these into book form, 101 BASIC Computer Games,
>published in 1973. During the same period, Ahl was
>involved in the creation of a small computer for education
>use, an early personal computer. When management refused to
>support the concept, Ahl left DEC in 1974 to found the seminal
>computer magazine, Creative Computing. The book remained
>popular, and was re-published on several occasions.
>
>Explosive growth: the home computer era
>
>
>
>
>
>Commodore BASIC v2.0 on the Commodore 64
>
>
>
>
>MSX BASIC version 3.0
>The introduction of the first microcomputers in the mid-1970s
>was the start of explosive growth for BASIC. It had the
>advantage that it was fairly well known to the young designers
>and computer hobbyists who took an interest in microcomputers.
>Despite Dijkstra's famous judgement in 1975, "It is
>practically impossible to teach good programming to students
>that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential
>programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of
>regeneration", BASIC was one of the few languages that was
>both high-level enough to be usable by those without training
>and small enough to fit into the microcomputers of the day,
>making it the de facto standard programming language on early
>microcomputers.
>
>One of the first BASICs to appear was Tiny BASIC, a simple
>BASIC variant designed by Dennis Allison at the urging of Bob
>Albrecht of the Homebrew Computer Club. He had seen BASIC on
>minicomputers and felt it would be the perfect match for new
>machines like the MITS Altair 8800. How to design and
>implement a stripped-down version of an interpreter for the
>BASIC language was covered in articles by Allison in the first
>three quarterly issues of the People's Computer Company
>newsletter published in 1975 and implementations with source
>code published in Dr. Dobb's Journal of Tiny BASIC
>Calisthenics & Orthodontia: Running Light Without Overbyte.
>Versions were written by Li-Chen Wang and Tom Pittman.
>
>In 1975 MITS released Altair BASIC, developed by Bill Gates
>and Paul Allen as the company Micro-Soft, which eventually
>grew into corporate giant Microsoft. The first Altair version
>was co-written by Gates, Allen, and Monte Davidoff.
>
>Almost universally, home computers of the 1980s had a
>ROM-resident BASIC interpreter, which the machines booted
>directly into. When the Apple II, PET 2001, and
>TRS-80 were all released in 1977, all three had BASIC as their
>primary programming language and operating environment. Upon
>boot, a BASIC interpreter in immediate mode was presented, not
>the command line interface used on systems running CP/M or
>MS-DOS. Commodore Business Machines included a version of
>Microsoft BASIC. The Apple II and TRS-80 each had two versions
>of BASIC, a smaller introductory version introduced with the
>initial releases of the machines and a more advanced version
>developed as interest in the platforms increased. As new
>companies entered the field, additional versions were added
>that subtly changed the BASIC family. The Atari 8-bit family
>had its own Atari BASIC that was modified in order to fit on
>an 8 kB ROM cartridge. The BBC published BBC BASIC, developed
>by Acorn Computers Ltd, incorporating many extra structured
>programming keywords and advanced floating-point operation
>features.
>
>As the popularity of BASIC grew in this period, magazines
>published complete source code in BASIC for games, utilities,
>and other programs. Given BASIC's straightforward nature, it
>was a simple matter to type in the code from the magazine and
>execute the program. Different magazines were published
>featuring programs for specific computers, though some BASIC
>programs were considered universal and could be used in
>machines running any variant of BASIC (sometimes with minor
>adaptations). Many books of type-in programs were also
>available, and in particular, Ahl published versions of the
>original 101 BASIC games converted into the Microsoft dialect
>and published it from Creative Computing as BASIC Computer
>Games. This book, and its sequels, provided hundreds of
>ready-to-go programs that could be easily converted to
>practically any BASIC-running platform. The book
>reached the stores in 1978, just as the home computer market
>was starting off, and it became the first million-selling
>computer book. Later packages, such as Learn to Program BASIC
>would also have gaming as an introductory focus.
>
>On the business-focused CP/M computers which soon became
>widespread in small business environments, Microsoft BASIC
>(MBASIC) was one of the leading applications.
>
>IBM PC and compatibles
>
>
>
>
>
>IBM Cassette BASIC 1.10
>When IBM was designing the IBM PC they followed the paradigm
>of existing home-computers in wanting to have a built-in
>BASIC. They sourced this from Microsoft - IBM Cassette BASIC -
>but Microsoft also produced several other versions of BASIC
>for MS-DOS/PC DOS including IBM Disk BASIC (BASIC D), IBM
>BASICA (BASIC A), GW-BASIC (a BASICA-compatible version that
>did not need IBM's ROM) and QBasic, all typically bundled with
>the machine. In addition they produced the Microsoft BASIC
>Compiler aimed at professional programmers.
>
>Turbo Pascal-publisher Borland published Turbo Basic 1.0 in
>1985 (successor versions are still being marketed by the
>original author under the name PowerBASIC). Microsoft wrote
>the windowing-based AmigaBASIC that was supplied with version
>1.1 of the pre-emptive multitasking GUI Amiga computers (late
>1985 / early 1986), although the product unusually did not
>bear any Microsoft marks.
>
>These languages introduced many extensions to the original
>home-computer BASIC, such as improved string manipulation and
>graphics support, access to the file system and additional
>data types. More important were the facilities for structured
>programming, including additional control structures and
>proper subroutines supporting local variables.
>
>However, by the latter half of the 1980s users were
>increasingly using applications written by others, rather than
>learning programming themselves, while professional
>programmers now had a wide range of more advanced languages
>available on small computers. C and later C++ became the
>languages of choice for professional shrink wrap application
>development.
>
>Visual Basic
>
>BASIC's fortunes reversed once again with the introduction in
>1991 of Visual Basic ("VB"), by Microsoft. This was an
>evolutionary development of QuickBasic, and included
>constructs from other languages such as block structured
>control statements including With and For Each, parameterized
>subroutines, optional static typing, and more recently a full
>object oriented language. But the language retains
>considerable links to its past, such as the Dim statement for
>declarations, Gosub/Return statements, and even line numbers
>which are still needed to report errors properly.
>
>An important driver for the development of Visual Basic was as
>the new macro language for Excel.
>
>Ironically, given the origin of BASIC as a "beginner's"
>language, and apparently even to the surprise of many at
>Microsoft who still initially marketed it as a language for
>hobbyists, the language had come into widespread use for small
>custom business applications shortly after the release of VB
>version 3.0, which is widely considered the first relatively
>stable version. While many advanced programmers still scoffed
>at its use, VB met the needs of small businesses efficiently
>wherever processing speed was less of a concern than ease of
>development. By that time, computers running Windows 3.1 had
>become fast enough that many business-related processes could
>be completed "in the blink of an eye" even using a "slow"
>language, as long as large amounts of data were not involved.
>Many small business owners found they could create their own
>small, yet useful applications in a few evenings to meet their
>own specialized needs. Eventually, during the lengthy lifetime
>of VB3, knowledge of Visual Basic had become a marketable job
>skill.
>
>Microsoft also produced VBScript in 1996 and Visual Basic .NET
>in 2001. The latter has essentially the same power as C# and
>Java but with syntax that reflects the original Basic
>language.
>
>
>
>
>
> Three modern Basic variants: Mono Basic, OpenOffice.org Basic
>and Gambas
>Recent versions
>
>Many other BASIC dialects have also sprung up since 1990,
>including the open source QB64 and FreeBASIC, inspired by
>QBasic, and the Visual Basic-styled RapidQ, Basic For Qt and
>Gambas. Modern commercial incarnations include PureBasic,
>PowerBASIC, Xojo, Monkey X and True BASIC (the direct
>successor to Dartmouth BASIC from a company controlled by
>Kurtz).
>
>Several web-based simple BASIC interpreters also now exist,
>including Quite BASIC and Microsoft's Small Basic (educational
>software).
>
>Versions of BASIC have been showing up for use on smart phones
>and tablets. Apple App Store contains such implementations of
>BASIC programming language as smart BASIC, Basic!, HotPaw
>Basic, BASIC-II, techBASIC and others. Android devices feature
>such implementations of BASIC as RFO BASIC and Mintoris
>Basic.
>
>Applications for some mobile computers with proprietary OS
>(CipherLab) can be built with programming environment based on
>BASIC.
>
>An application for the Nintendo 3DS and Nintendo DSi called
>Petit Computer allows for programming in a slightly modified
>version of BASIC with DS button support. A 3DS sequel was
>released in Japan in November 2014.
>
>Calculators
>
>Variants of BASIC are available on graphing and otherwise
>programmable calculators made by Texas Instruments, HP, Casio,
>and others.
>
>Windows command line
>
>QBasic, a version of Microsoft QuickBasic without the linker
>to make EXE files, is present in the Windows NT and
>Dos-Windows 95 streams of operating systems and can be
>obtained for more recent releases like Windows 7 which do not
>have them. Prior to Dos 5, the Basic interpreter was GW-Basic.
>QuickBasic is part of a series of three languages issued by
>Microsoft for the home and office power user and small scale
>professional development; QuickC and QuickPascal are the other
>two.
>
>For Windows 95 and 98, which do not have QBasic installed by
>default, they can be copied from the installation disc which
>will have a set of directories for old and optional software;
>other missing commands like Exe2Bin and others are in these
>same directories.
>
>Other
>
>
>
>
>
> BASIC came to some video game systems, like the Nintendo
>Famicom.
>The various Microsoft, Lotus, and Corel office suites and
>related products are programmable with Visual Basic in one
>form or another, including LotusScript, which is very similar
>to VBA 6. The Host Explorer terminal emulator uses WWB as a
>macro language; or more recently the programme and the suite
>in which it is contained is programmable in an in-house Basic
>variant known as Hummingbird Basic.
>
>The VBScript variant is used for programming web content,
>Outlook 97, Internet Explorer, and the Windows Script Host.
>WSH also has a Visual Basic for Applications(VBA) engine
>installed as the third of the default engines along with
>VBScript, JScript, and the numerous proprietary or open source
>engines which can be installed like PerlScript, a couple of
>Rexx-based engines, Python, Ruby, Tcl, Delphi, XLNT, PHP, and
>others;
>
>The ubiquity of BASIC interpreters on personal computers was
>such that textbooks once included simple "Try It In BASIC"
>exercises that encouraged students to experiment with
>mathematical and computational concepts on classroom or home
>computers. Popular computer magazines of the day typically
>included type-in programs. Futurist and sci-fi writer David
>Brin mourned the loss of ubiquitous BASIC in a 2006 Salon
>article as have others who first used computers during
>this era. In turn, the article prompted Microsoft to develop
>and release Small Basic.
>
>Dartmouth held a 50th anniversary celebration for BASIC on 1
>May 2014 as did other organisations; at least one
>organisation of VBA programmers organised a 35th anniversary
>observance in 1999.
>
>Syntax
>
>Typical BASIC keywords
>Data manipulationLET: assigns a value (which may be the result
>of an expression) to a variable.
>DATA: holds a list of values which are assigned sequentially
>using the READ command.
>Program flow controlIF ... THEN ... ELSE: used to perform
>comparisons or make decisions.
>FOR ... TO ... {STEP} ... NEXT: repeat a section of code a
>given number of times. A variable that acts as a counter is
>available within the loop.
>WHILE ... WEND and REPEAT ... UNTIL: repeat a section of code
>while the specified condition is true. The condition may be
>evaluated before each iteration of the loop, or after.
>DO ... LOOP {WHILE} or {UNTIL}: repeat a section of code
>Forever or While/Until the specified condition is true. The
>condition may be evaluated before each iteration of the loop,
>or after.
>GOTO: jumps to a numbered or labelled line in the program.
>GOSUB: jumps to a numbered or labelled line, executes the code
>it finds there until it reaches a RETURN Command, on which it
>jumps back to the operator following the GOSUB - either after
>a colon, or on the next line. This is used to implement
>subroutines.
>ON ... GOTO/GOSUB: chooses where to jump based on the
>specified conditions. See Switch statement for other forms.
>DEF FN: a pair of keywords introduced in the early 1960s to
>define functions. The original BASIC functions were modelled
>on FORTRAN single-line functions. BASIC functions were one
>expression with variable arguments, rather than subroutines,
>with a syntax on the model of DEF FND(x) = x*x at the
>beginning of a program. Function names were originally
>restricted to FN+one letter.
>Input and outputLIST: displays all inputted code.
>PRINT: displays a message on the screen or other output
>device.
>INPUT: asks the user to enter the value of a variable. The
>statement may include a prompt message.
>TAB or AT: sets the position where the next character will be
>shown on the screen or printed on paper.
>MiscellaneousREM: holds a programmer's comment or REMark;
>often used to give a title to the program and to help identify
>the purpose of a given section of code.
>USR: transfers program control to a machine language
>subroutine, usually entered as an alphanumeric string or in a
>list of DATA statements.
>TRON: turns on a visual, screen representation of the flow of
>BASIC commands by displaying the number of each command line
>as it is run. The TRON command, largely obsolete now, stood
>for, TRace ON. This meant that command line numbers were
>displayed as the program ran, so that the command lines could
>be traced. This command allowed easier debugging or correcting
>of command lines that caused problems in a program. Problems
>included a program terminating without providing a desired
>result, a program providing an obviously erroneous result, a
>program running in a non-terminating loop, or a program
>otherwise having a non-obvious error.
>TROFF: turns off the display of the number of each command
>line as command lines run after the command TRON has been
>used.
>
>Data types and variables
>
>Minimal versions of BASIC had only integer variables and one-
>or two-letter variable names, which minimized requirements of
>limited and expensive memory (RAM). More powerful versions had
>floating-point arithmetic, and variables could be labelled
>with names six or more characters long. There were some
>problems and restrictions in early implementations; for
>example, Applesoft allowed variable names to be several
>characters long, but only the first two were significant, thus
>it was possible to inadvertently write a program with
>variables "LOSS" and "LOAN", which would be treated as being
>the same; assigning a value to "LOAN" would silently overwrite
>the value intended as "LOSS". Keywords could not be used in
>variables in many early BASICs; "SCORE" would be interpreted
>as "SC" OR "E", where OR was a keyword.
>
>String variables are usually distinguished in many
>microcomputer dialects by having $ suffixed to their name, and
>values are often identified as strings by being delimited by
>"double quotation marks".
>
>Arrays in BASIC could contain integers, floating point or
>string variables.
>
>Some dialects of BASIC supported matrices and matrix
>operations, useful for the solution of sets of simultaneous
>linear algebraic equations. These dialects would directly
>support matrix operations such as assignment, addition,
>multiplication (of compatible matrix types), and evaluation of
>a determinant. Many microcomputer BASICs did not support this
>data type; matrix operations were still possible, but had to
>be programmed explicitly on array elements.
>
>Examples
>
>Unstructured BASIC
>
>The original Dartmouth Basic was unusual in having a matrix
>keyword, MAT. Although dropped by most later
>microprocessor derivatives it is used in this example from the
>1968 manual which averages the numbers that are input:
>
>5 LET S = 0
>10 MAT INPUT V
>20 LET N = NUM
>30 IF N = 0 THEN 99
>40 FOR I = 1 TO N
>45 LET S = S + V(I)
>50 NEXT I
>60 PRINT S/N
>70 GO TO 5
>99 END
>
>
>New BASIC programmers on a home computer might start with a
>simple program, perhaps using the language's PRINT statement
>to display a message on the screen; a well-known and
>often-replicated example is Kernighan and Ritchie's Hello
>world program:
>
>10 PRINT "Hello, World!"
>20 END
>
>
>An infinite loop could be used to fill the display with the
>message.
>
>Most first-generation BASIC versions such as MSX BASIC and
>GW-BASIC supported simple data types, loop cycles and arrays.
>The following example is written for GW-BASIC, but will work
>in most versions of BASIC with minimal changes:
>
>10 INPUT "What is your name: "; U$
>20 PRINT "Hello "; U$
>30 INPUT "How many stars do you want: "; N
>40 S$ = ""
>50 FOR I = 1 TO N
>60 S$ = S$ + "*"
>70 NEXT I
>80 PRINT S$
>90 INPUT "Do you want more stars? "; A$
>100 IF LEN(A$) = 0 THEN GOTO 90
>110 A$ = LEFT$(A$, 1)
>120 IF A$ = "Y" OR A$ = "y" THEN GOTO 30
>130 PRINT "Goodbye "; U$
>140 END
>
>
>The resulting dialog might resemble:
>What is your name: Mike
>Hello Mike
>How many stars do you want: 7
>*******
>Do you want more stars? yes
>How many stars do you want: 3
>***
>Do you want more stars? no
>Goodbye Mike
>
>
>Structured BASIC
>
>Second-generation BASICs (for example, VAX Basic, SuperBASIC,
>True BASIC, QuickBASIC, BBC BASIC and PowerBASIC) introduced a
>number of features into the language, primarily related to
>structured and procedure-oriented programming. Usually, line
>numbering is omitted from the language and replaced with
>labels (for GOTO) and procedures to encourage easier and more
>flexible design. In addition keywords and structures to
>support repetition, selection and procedures with local
>variables were introduced.
>
>The following example is in QuickBASIC:
>
>DECLARE SUB PrintSomeStars (StarCount!)
>REM QuickBASIC example
>INPUT "What is your name: ", UserName$
>PRINT "Hello "; UserName$
>DO
> INPUT "How many stars do you want: ", NumStars
> CALL PrintSomeStars(NumStars)
> DO
> INPUT "Do you want more stars? ", Answer$
> LOOP UNTIL Answer$ <> ""
> Answer$ = LEFT$(Answer$, 1)
>LOOP WHILE UCASE$(Answer$) = "Y"
>PRINT "Goodbye "; UserName$
>END
>
>SUB PrintSomeStars (StarCount)
> REM This procedure uses a local variable called Stars$
> Stars$ = STRING$(StarCount, "*")
> PRINT Stars$
>END SUB
>
>
>BASIC with object-oriented features
>
>Third-generation BASIC dialects such as Visual Basic, Xojo,
>StarOffice Basic and BlitzMax introduced features to support
>object-oriented and event-driven programming paradigm. Most
>built-in procedures and functions are now represented as
>methods of standard objects rather than operators. Also, the
>Operating System became more and more available to the BASIC
>language.
>
>The following example is in Visual Basic .NET:
>
>Public Class StarsProgram
> Public Shared Sub Main()
> Dim UserName, Answer, stars As String, NumStars As
>Integer
> Console.Write("What is your name: ")
> UserName = Console.ReadLine()
> Console.WriteLine("Hello {0}", UserName)
> Do
> Console.Write("How many stars do you want: ")
> NumStars = CInt(Console.ReadLine())
> stars = New String("*", NumStars)
> Console.WriteLine(stars)
> Do
> Console.Write("Do you want more stars? ")
> Answer = Console.ReadLine()
> Loop Until Answer <> ""
> Answer = Answer.Substring(0, 1)
> Loop While Answer.ToUpper() = "Y"
> Console.WriteLine("Goodbye {0}", UserName)
> End Sub
>End Class
>
>
>Standards
>ANSI/ISO/IEC Standard for Minimal BASIC: ANSI X3.60-1978 "For
>minimal BASIC"
>ISO/IEC 6373:1984 "Data Processing — Programming Languages
>— Minimal BASIC"
>
>ECMA-55 Minimal BASIC (withdrawn, similar to ANSI X3.60-1978)
>ANSI/ISO/IEC Standard for Full BASIC: ANSI X3.113-1987
>"Programming Languages Full BASIC"
>INCITS/ISO/IEC 10279-1991 (R2005) "Information Technology -
>Programming Languages - Full BASIC"
>
>ANSI/ISO/IEC Addendum Defining Modules: ANSI X3.113
>Interpretations-1992 "BASIC Technical Information Bulletin # 1
>Interpretations of ANSI 03.113-1987"
>ISO/IEC 10279:1991/ Amd 1:1994 "Modules and Single Character
>Input Enhancement"
>
>ECMA-116 BASIC (withdrawn, similar to ANSI X3.113-1987)
>

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78. "*gasps* my god it's full of text characters. "
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17. "No sympathy for coconut eaters"
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22. ""..don't leave yo GURT 'round me.." (biggie voice)"
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28. "Lol"
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37. "lmfao"
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38. "Food stealer for real"
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someone ate a piece of pie given to me out the fridge at an old job. Man I was so hot I went to HR. Came to find out they had a camera in the lunch area and the cleaning lady was on the feed caught eating that shit. Not only that, but she only took a bite out of it and then tossed it!!

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50. "hol up"
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>someone ate a piece of pie given to me out the fridge at an
>old job. Man I was so hot I went to HR. Came to find out they
>had a camera in the lunch area and the cleaning lady was on
>the feed caught eating that shit. Not only that, but she only
>took a bite out of it and then tossed it!!
>

Some questions come to mind after reading that:

1) How many cameras do you have at your job? A camera specifically setup for your workplace fridge?

2) What happened to the cleaning person when she was caught? Pretty rude of her to toss it after taking just a bite though.

3) What kind of pie was it? Curious what would make her toss it like that. Perhaps she was doing you a favor?

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72. "Pumpkin Pie"
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75. "Apple Pie from a place that had solid desserts "
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I had tasted it before putting it in there it was good.


>1) How many cameras do you have at your job? A camera
>specifically setup for your workplace fridge?

yup think they had few, but most were obvious. They had a hidden camera pointed right at the fridge in a kind of smoke detector looking thing.


>2) What happened to the cleaning person when she was caught?
>Pretty rude of her to toss it after taking just a bite
>though.

They canned her. I had a supervisor with a crush on her or something so he was blown lol trying to say "I was wrong". Guess he thought I was supporting the "Man" or some shit, but he also thinks white folks shouldn't use black emojis soooo....

>
>Perhaps she was doing you a favor?

She did me a HUGE favor by getting caught cuz' I didn't know there was a camera in there and I might be the type to watch an item in the fridge like -- "okay this can of soda has been idle for a month now. Clearly it must be up for grabs".

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80. "Sounds like you work in quite the environment."
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What a supportive supervisor. You get your shit stolen and the person blames you somehow. I don't know about you, but I'd be on guard if I worked somewhere that had trained camera fixed on a workplace fridge, much less the fact it appears they have the ability to record the footage for later playback.

Suck that woman had to lose her paychecks, but stealing is stealing. Hopefully she didn't have any other mouths to feed.

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81. "The place sucked actually, but my supervisor was and is a cool dude"
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I think he maybe saw it more your way like -- damn old girl is outta work because of your insatiable appetite for snacks. Stealing is stealing was pretty much my stance.

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86. "She was black and DZ was your supervisor?"
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am I reading this correctly?

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88. "Latina, but the rest is accurate. "
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I mean it was more like "supervisor" cuz you know I can't have some youngbuck trying to tell me what's what. Da fuck I look like?

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89. "Bruh, you went to HR over an apple pie??? Yeah, its time to leave Americ..."
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92. "stealing is stealing"
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It's the principle of it...not the product that was stolen. Says a lot about someone's character, no matter what it was.

  

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99. "someone stole my lunch at work... "
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i was mad but not mad enough to want them fired.

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103. "Going to HR doesn't automatically mean you want someone fired "
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it generally means there's a problem you want to bring to their attention i.e. "hey someone is stealing food" -- after which an email usually goes out saying "hey stop stealing food whoever you are" and work continues as normal. There were a lot of pregnant women at this place though so maybe they took food theft really serious.

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105. "yeah it does lol"
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that's for middle mgt, not HR

>it generally means there's a problem you want to bring to
>their attention i.e. "hey someone is stealing food" -- after
>which an email usually goes out saying "hey stop stealing food
>whoever you are" and work continues as normal. There were a
>lot of pregnant women at this place though so maybe they took
>food theft really serious.

  

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113. "In my experience it's rare that HR axes folks they try to mediate first "
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Or something to that effect

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114. "sup mediates,,HR is typically way more serious ..esp for pie"
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>Or something to that effect

  

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117. "termination is on the table when you go the HR"
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123. "sho is"
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108. "Uhh... yes it does. "
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95. "Yeah you're right. "
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You've obviously realized that the camera was there because this had been an ongoing thing in the first place and that a workplace where your food is up for grabs is definitely a worthwhile one right?

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98. "I hope he gets jacked for everything he has"
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What's the big deal? It's just someone else taking something that's his.

  

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100. "thats a weird thing to hope for"
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97. "Shit, don't let the door hit you. I'll help you pack. "
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People continue to do what they can getaway with it

If someone takes your shit from the fridge and you let it be, good on you. You're perfectly welcome to be a human doormat if that's your thing.

I don't see where there's a problem when someone else decides to say something.

  

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101. "I had my lunch stolen once...i made sure he knew about it"
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well, i wasnt sure who took it but i made sure enough people knew that it never happened again.

but i didnt go to HR or my boss...

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104. "In the south you can act out that way. It's different here up north "
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there are certain processes and procedures one must follow my brother.

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107. "Following the white mans rules^^^"
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Your supervisor was right about you

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109. "ahem *adjusts tie* I prefer the term 'uses'"
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I learned at an early age not all issues can be solved fist fighting with the boss in the break room or wherever you folks have your wraslin matches.

And yeah, why do you think I keep him around? Somebody needs to remind me I ain't shit.

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112. "My boss shouldnt have jumped into the fight"
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but he thought he was a tough guy...

smh at using the white man to get a latina fired.

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115. "Damnit NOBODY SHOULD BE BRAWLIN' AT WORK!!"
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If anywhere. Didn't dude come in with the folding chair WWF style? Sounds like y'all could've used an HR department. Senora Sticky Fingers will be just fine I'm sure.

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118. "Shiieeet, sometimes people fight at work"
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It happens.. and the Boss is the HR department at my gig. He got what he had coming.

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138. "Y'all show up to work in overalls with no shirt underneath don't you?"
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That's tithe only I could swallow grown ass men "sometimes" throwing hands at work

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144. "Yup, and no shoes.. "
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Its the south

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116. "What does her being latina have to do with anything?"
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>smh at using the white man to get a *thief* fired.

Fixed it.

  

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119. "If you have to ask you certainly wont care for the answer. "
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122. "So you're more concerned with her race than her character"
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Being a thief is OK as long as you're not white.

got it.

  

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131. "I didnt say any of those things... "
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I dont think anyone should be fired over apple pie


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132. "Liar. You don't think a *Latina* should be fired for stealing. "
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Your emphasis on her race says it all.

If you simply felt that the consequence didn't fit the crime, you wouldn't keep mentioning her race.

You're exclusively bothered that it was a Latina who got the ax, not that the consequence didn't fit the crime.

  

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134. "Gotdamn, you are slow as shit"
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135. "No, you're just awfully preoccupied with the fact that the thief was Lat..."
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145. "Lol at you calling someone awful... "
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Running up and down the post trying to have serious discussions and shit.

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146. "^Doesn't understand what the word "awfully" means "
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>Running up and down the post trying to have serious
>discussions and shit.

  

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147. "You got meh Francis"
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148. "sad to see you reduced to this "I know you are but what am I"
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bullshit.

You may as well start responding with "DERRRR" or "DUH SHERLOCK" or "OOOKAAAAYYYY".

  

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106. "You....went....to....Human....Resources.....cause a chic ate ya pie"
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Jesus Helmut Christ that's petty
lol


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Coolin...

  

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110. "a Seinfeld episode"
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>Jesus Helmut Christ that's petty
>lol
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120. "nothing more American than getting a Latina fired over apple pie"
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124. "ha!"
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127. "Still that odd emphasis on her race and not her character"
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which says an awful lot about *your* character.

  

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133. "Yo Francis"
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142. "Most Americans wouldn't be able to get through the day without race"
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to tell them who they are and how to view the world.

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111. "You typed a ton of elipses when a few em dashes would have sufficed "
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I went to HR because someone stole my shit. I don't know what this " its cool if folks take my stuff " mentality is all about, but hey -- good luck with that.

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121. "Its not cool.. but its not an HR type situation"
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Well, for normal people it isnt.

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136. "and here comes the officer manager off the top turnbuckle!"
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*slams hands on announcer's desk*
OH MY GOSH DID YOU JUST SEE THAT!!???

^^ that's your workplace main man -- you don't get to comment on HR etiquette.

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139. "OK George"
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128. "Mmhmmm...I'm the weirdo lol ...rattin over a sweet po-petty pie"
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Coolin...

  

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137. "You have to know who the transgressor is before you can rat on them"
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Aren't you from Baltimore? That's like street sense 101.

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140. "rattin ass negro ^^^ "
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141. "better than 'threatening' to rat wouldn't you say? "
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But seriously -- fuck your rules lol. Take my shit deal with the consequences.

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143. "Cold blooded assassin..lol"
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150. "i made sure enough people knew that it never happened again. "
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Translation:

You passive aggressively whined about it to everyone.

Not much different than the way you choose your battles around here, actually.

  

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152. "Damn Francis, you still in here tough typing and editing? "
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153. "Psst... editing can be used to add, not just subtract, genius"
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I added the bit about the way you choose your battles here because it makes perfect sense that you would handle that situation in such a passive aggressive way.

lol@"tough typing then editing"..... like you're somebody scary that anyone would think twice about what they say to you. You're the kind of guy who with a tough guy friend and you pop shit when he's around but otherwise you don't say shit to anyone. Nobody is watching what they say to you, lol.

You most likely have a limp wrist with 911 set up for voice command.

  

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149. "yep...**cracks neck**.ain't nobody taking my lunch... or pie tho"
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Coolin...

  

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29. "only one solution here"
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cyanide

  

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30. "I read this with Erlich Bachman's voice in my head"
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www.albumism.com

Checkin' Our Style, Return To Zero:

https://www.mixcloud.com/returntozero/

  

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32. "i want to now punch something. "
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https://soundcloud.com/swageyph/yph-die-with-me

  

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96. "haha"
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49. "beat me to it..."
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YO' Gurt is My Gurt toniiiiight!!!!!!! - Im sure this is a Chris Brown song....

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

  

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71. "For the life of me, I couldn't figure out how this post had so many repl..."
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But it makes perfect sense now.

Wow. This places boggles the mind sometime.

Anyway, I think you can be charged criminally for poisoning food if your intent is for that food to be stolen and eaten by someone. However, there's nothing wrong with making something foul with the intent of having someone else eat it.

http://crimefeed.com/2015/03/5-ways-get-revenge-co-workers-steal-lunch/

  

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73. "Cold Truth'd"
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Dallas Cavericks LETS GO!!

  

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74. "No, it got Kwesi'd and Kuntry'd. "
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You people stay trying to paint these posts as one sided affairs but yet again we have a case where two dudes engaged with me from the beginning.

Don't let silly things like facts get in the way of your cornball wisecrack though.

  

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79. "RE: No, it got Kwesi'd and Kuntry'd. "
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>You people stay trying to paint these posts as one sided
>affairs but yet again we have a case where two dudes engaged
>with me from the beginning.
>
>Don't let silly things like facts get in the way of your
>cornball wisecrack though.

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90. "So.. Its them not you? "
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****************
TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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Cold Truth
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94. "Who engaged who first? "
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Who initiated both exchanges?

MemeBot got snarky with me.

I was snarkier than MemeBot in return and his master came to his defense.

These are inarguable, verifiable facts.

  

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Big Kuntry
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102. "RE: Who engaged who first? "
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I was snarkier than MemeBot in return and his master came to his defense.

These are inarguable, verifiable facts.


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Amritsar
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125. "Can I get some credit for coining this term? "
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How important is it to me?


Very important.


Extremely so

Bigger accomplishment than my M.A actually

  

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Cold Truth
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130. "What's funny is the fact that you're dead serious about this"
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>How important is it to me?
>
>
>Very important.
>
>
>Extremely so
>
>Bigger accomplishment than my M.A actually

  

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126. "I clicked on this expecting some huge update "
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Maybe you caught the culprit or something


Then I scroll down and see cold truth's name in 75% of the replies


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Cold Truth
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129. "How many times are you going to make this same post?"
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You're a pesky little bitch with this one.

  

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151. "funny is deebot mentioning it was 'coconut yogurt' stead of just yogurt"
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154. "Same here"
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Deebot
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155. "UPDATE: Another yogurt stolen!"
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This time vanilla, this time my fucking initials were on the top of it too. Fucking DIRTBAGS!!!!

  

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156. " yogurt thievery every 3 months is a good average:suspension only"
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>This time vanilla, this time my fucking initials were on the
>top of it too. Fucking DIRTBAGS!!!!

  

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157. "I would give ANYTHING to know who it was..."
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anything. This is haunting me.

  

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158. "lolz i thought this got upped bc it was another CT episode."
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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159. "my suggestion: put a chocolate yogurt in there spiked with Exlax"
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cop a whooooooooole lotta chocolate Exlax and mix it in with the yogurt. Stick it in the fridge and when you notice it stolen keep an eye out for the person that sharts at their desk and Usain Bolt's to the bathroom.


---------------------------

"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

  

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160. "I'm thinking rat poison instead"
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Cold Truth
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162. "Cop like two bottles of NoDoz. "
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Grind that shit up into a fine powder in a Ninja and put all of it in the yogurt.

Problem solved.

  

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165. "nah, don't catch a case over some yogurt"
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I know it's the principle of the whole thing; there's principalities in this! But some punk ass yogurt ain't worth no case.


---------------------------

"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

  

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Cold Truth
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166. "I'm guessing he's just verbalizing his frustration"
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I doubt he'd really do something like that over yogurt.

  

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173. "clearly"
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189. "Exactly. Try explaining THAT shit on the 'Yard."
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>I know it's the principle of the whole thing; there's
>principalities in this! But some punk ass yogurt ain't worth
>no case.
>


"they kept fuckin' with my yogurt. How much bullshit is a man supposed to take? Got a cigarette, son?"

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KiloMcG
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167. "How yall plan on resealing the yogurt after you mix all this shit in the..."
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Who would eat an opened yogurt?

  

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Cold Truth
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168. "Simple: get a syringe and inject it from the bottom. "
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It wouldn't be too hard to plug a tiny hole in the bottom.

This is all revenge fantasy shit anyways though.

  

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169. "Haha, good answer. "
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After I replied I thought of some sort of small hole type technique.

  

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172. "^My man"
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lol, that would be the best way. Nobody looks at the bottom of a yogurt.

  

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161. "damn, fam...are you slammable? Can't understand why they trying you..."
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like this.

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171. "Yogurt is understood to be communal property, it seems."
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163. "Lmao @"I am fucking BESIDE myself right now""
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This made me laugh for some reason.

  

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164. "There isnt security cameras in the building?"
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A coworker accidently dropped my lunch on the ground and threw it out cause it was all over the ground. They had her in HR an hour later. I was like oh it was an accident no harm no foul.

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170. "Noosa?"
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<---https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DL9AVTQ

  

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Deebot
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174. "3rd yogurt stolen today. How do I approach HR without"
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sounding ridiculous? I legit think someone is targeting me now. Could this fall under hostile environment if my shit keeps getting stolen?

  

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175. "Maybe you have a coworker who lurks on OKP trolling you..."
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176. "reply 159"
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they've left you no option at this point.

  

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177. "salmonella instead of exlax"
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Cold Truth
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178. "Put like ten tablespoons of salt in the next one. "
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That would make for a fantastic bite and they'll probably reveal themselves in the process.

Fuck HR. Fight fire with hot sauce.

  

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183. "can't inject that with a syringe"
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would have to peel the top and seal it back on...would that be easier though you think? Would need to figure out what to use to seal it similar to what the actual companies use so that it still feels right when they peel it open.

  

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205. "There's a small machine you could buy for that."
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>would have to peel the top and seal it back on...would that
>be easier though you think? Would need to figure out what to
>use to seal it similar to what the actual companies use so
>that it still feels right when they peel it open.

  

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179. "What's the worst that can reasonably happen"
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if you tell your HR person you've had three yogurts stolen from you? I don't see what you're afraid of. One of HR's roles is to mitigate workplace issues.

"Sean sparks like John Starks, nah, Sean ball like John Wall" - Rest In Power Forever Sean Price.

  

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184. "My HR people wouldbe like: "Well stop bringing Yogurt""
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they don't give a rat's ass.


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186. "yeah, I can't reasonably expect them to send some floor-wide"
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email warning people. I think contamination is the best option.

  

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188. "Right. There will be no departmental meetings on the subject."
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Our office fridge is pretty much a storage bin for semi rotten food and produce anyway. There's shit that's been in there for months ( and in the case of some canned drinks and shit like that, YEARS).

I really don't see HR making a company wide announcement because your Oscar Mayer Lunchable came up missing.

Do like the rest of us. Keep your shit at your desk, or go buy a hot meal.

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190. "It's yogurt though. Won't it turn to soup if not in the fridge?"
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even if it's in a lunch bag?

  

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192. "actually no. I've kept it in my bag. "
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It won't be cold anymore, but it'll have the same consistency. It's still quite edible...by the person who paid for it, even.


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204. "Lunch bags these days are fully insulated. "
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Some you put in the freezer and they have cold packs built in, others you just drop in a cold pack. Either way you are much better off from using a nasty public refrigerator and getting your ish swiped.

  

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206. "no... Theiving ass niggas need to be taught a painful lesson."
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#201 is the only way...


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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

  

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180. "Wait...wai...HOL'UP! So after previous experience, you STILL..."
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...precariously leaving food in the "company lunchroom fridge".

I've never understood Katz that do that and float around
under this false sense-of-security naively believing that yo
shit is ABOVE gettin' got.

It is the most precarious thing in the world to leave *your food
in a public fridge readily accessible by anybody.

Shit is an okey doke waiting to happen.

I always kept my shit at my cubicle, that way if a ninja DID take my shit, it was undeniably some fuckery and would be handled accordingly.


PS: I didn't read any content from the initial post above so if
yo shit was taken from your cubicle(and NOT the fridge) then disregard allat shit I typed.








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182. "minifridge in the cubicle or nah? "
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****************
TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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193. "Naw, I'd just always bring my shit to the cube...no minifridge."
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Altho that minifridge in the cube might be dat next shit...LOL.

I seldom brought food that would need to be stored/chilled ya dig.

But being from the hood, I knew betta den to trust that breakroom shit.
Me and my ninjaz already knew what it was.

Anytime I'd see someone putting their food inna breakroom fridge, the homey Black Dante would majically appear in my head like: GOT! dis is how you get GOT!

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185. "say word. Keep it in a lunch bag until its time to eat."
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>I always kept my shit at my cubicle, that way if a ninja DID
>take my shit, it was undeniably some fuckery and would be
>handled accordingly.
>

Yep. one of those 'hot stays hot, cold stays cold' lunch bags. That way my shit is either in my backpack or at my desk until lunchtime.



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196. "Nahmsayin..."
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187. "*sigh* I guess you're right"
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fucking bozos making me spend $ on a lunch bag now...I'm still gonna spike one.

  

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191. "Go buy a lunch bag, go to HR, go, or spike the next yogurt"
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At least do something other than putting a yogurt in the fridge and then come here and complain when your next one gets stolen. You can't expect different results if you keep on taking the same actions each and every time.

"Sean sparks like John Starks, nah, Sean ball like John Wall" - Rest In Power Forever Sean Price.

  

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194. "I'll go with item #1"
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because repeatedly going to HR ( and getting no results) makes you look even lamer in the eyes of coworkers. Especially if they DIDN'T take your shit.

and item #3 makes you look like a psychopath. Not bringing in stealable shit is a lot less crazy than mixing up an Vial of Death, no?

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198. "RE: I'll go with item #1"
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>because repeatedly going to HR ( and getting no results)
>makes you look even lamer in the eyes of coworkers. Especially
>if they DIDN'T take your shit.

I don't think the original poster has gone to HR yet over this. I don't think he's done anything at all to remedy the issue. If I am wrong, my apologies.

>and item #3 makes you look like a psychopath. Not bringing in
>stealable shit is a lot less crazy than mixing up an Vial of
>Death, no?

I'm of the opinion that doing anything unreasonable to further conflict and bring drama to your doorstep is not the way to go, especially in the workplace since that can affect your paycheck and in turn your way to pay the bills. But if dude wants to potentially poison his co-worker, that's on him.


My main overall point is that this guy has to do something other that put another container of yogurt in the fridge at this point if you've gotten three stolen from you so far. Something to some extent is better than nothing, although I don't think contaminating the yogurt is the wise move to take.

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200. "where is the lie?"
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>I'm of the opinion that doing anything unreasonable to further
>conflict and bring drama to your doorstep is not the way to
>go, especially in the workplace since that can affect your
>paycheck and in turn your way to pay the bills. But if dude
>wants to potentially poison his co-worker, that's on him.
>
>


you're absolutely correct. However...If I were to use classic Hood Logic, what's really *unreasonable* at this point? You can't keep getting punked. It's not even about the yogurt at this point. ( see also: Geno Smith getting his shit busted)
I can't condone putting shit in the food to trap the perpetrator, but yeah. I'd understand.


>My main overall point is that this guy has to do something
>other that put another container of yogurt in the fridge at
>this point if you've gotten three stolen from you so far.
>Something to some extent is better than nothing, although I
>don't think contaminating the yogurt is the wise move to
>take.

You are wise, my friend. Wise indeed.

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195. "story of my life"
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197. "go with the "fake threat of possible food poisoning""
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"well...if anybody ate the last one, they're gonna get a surprise. We'll see how funny it is when they wind up in the hospital. I fucked with it because I knew somebody was gonna steal it, and I'm sick of it."


Whoever looks horrified and runs to the bathroom is the culprit. The best part? you didn't really have to risk making anybody sick.


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181. "GOD how I've missed this place."
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*scrolling and reading*
*scrolling and reading*
*scrolling and reading*
*scrolling and reading*


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199. "the only solution I can think of"
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leave one out, room temperature at home until it's rotten. then take it to work
if the thief eats it they get sick. if they smell something is wrong, they'll think twice about going for yogurt that isnt there

or install a hidden camera in the refrigerator

  

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207. "Good thinking, though I'd rather they eat a spoonful of salt"
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201. "Inject it with pure capsaicin, wait for him/her to SCREAM"
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https://www.amazon.com/Texas-Creek-Pure-Capsaicin-Drops/dp/B00CHO3XDI

^^^ Inject it with this stuff. One drop on your tongue is enough to send you to the floor writhing in pain. Use a syringe with a long enough needle to get it into the middle of the yogurt so the thief gets a spoonful of it. Nothing they do will stop the pain. It will be horribly intense.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNXIGbUAz6E


^^^ When this happens in your office, you've found your thief... Imagine what happens when he/she shits it out.


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202. "you mofos are diabolical."
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but there's a hitch in the plan. at THAT point, it becomes a problem, because now you've knowingly *poisoned* someone.


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203. "nigga shouldn't have stolen someone else's food."
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>but there's a hitch in the plan. at THAT point, it becomes a
>problem, because now you've knowingly *poisoned* someone.

it really is that simple.

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208. "is that really POISON, tho? "
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it's just 'tainted' IMO. LOL

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