Printer-friendly copy Email this topic to a friend
Lobby General Discussion topic #13032118

Subject: "Hypo: You're on a nearly empty commuter bus in a window seat" Previous topic | Next topic
veritas
Member since Sep 16th 2002
37201 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 07:51 AM

Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
"Hypo: You're on a nearly empty commuter bus in a window seat"


          

An average looking person (that is to say, not exceptionally creepy appearing, whatever that means to you, nor particularly attractive) foregoes all the empty rows of seats to sit right next to you.

This is a commuter bus so you'll be riding for at least 45 minutes.

What do you say/do?

i still blame hip-hop.

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top


Topic Outline
Subject Author Message Date ID
I'd take it out
Jun 09th 2016
1
Depends...will the bus STAY empty? Or does it generally fill up
Jun 09th 2016
2
lets say it typically gets a little fuller but never full.
Jun 09th 2016
5
      "Better the devil you know than the one you don't"
Jun 09th 2016
9
           yup i hate sitting next to dudes on public transportation.
Jun 09th 2016
10
say HELLO and see where it goes
Jun 09th 2016
3
if its a female, i'll make small talk to see if they are crazy or not
Jun 09th 2016
4
Pretty much.
Jun 09th 2016
6
Would you say anything to the guy or just move?
Jun 09th 2016
7
      i''d saay excuse me as i walked past him.
Jun 09th 2016
8
           ^^^
Jun 09th 2016
16
I would politely ask Can I Help You?
Jun 09th 2016
11
Unless *she* goes straight into small talk/holler mode, I'm moving
Jun 09th 2016
12
put my hand in my bag on my blammer
Jun 09th 2016
13
Probably just stare out the window anxiously awaiting my stop
Jun 09th 2016
14
lol this is me
Jun 09th 2016
15
really?
Jun 09th 2016
17
pretty much
Jun 09th 2016
18
I'd get up and sit somewhere else
Jun 09th 2016
19
Exact!(c)Ice Cube
Jun 12th 2016
27
Tell them they need to find another seat
Jun 10th 2016
20
depends on the mood I'm in...
Jun 10th 2016
21
this is the bus equivalent of another awkward moment...
Jun 10th 2016
22
This happened to me at a movie theater. I was there on a date
Jun 10th 2016
23
      nah.. loll. I guess he didn't want to watch it alone
Jun 10th 2016
24
start singing iconic duets, glare expectantly if they miss their part
Jun 11th 2016
25
nothing like that has ever happened to me
Jun 11th 2016
26
realize it's public transportation and they can sit where they want
Jun 12th 2016
28
i would definitely get up
Jun 12th 2016
29
Bust out my phone.....
Jun 12th 2016
30
GIve them an odd look then move.
Jun 12th 2016
31

DavidHasselhoff
Charter member
11451 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 07:58 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
1. "I'd take it out"
In response to Reply # 0


          

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

FLUIDJ
Member since Sep 18th 2002
44616 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 08:02 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
2. "Depends...will the bus STAY empty? Or does it generally fill up"
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

before the ride is over?

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

    
veritas
Member since Sep 16th 2002
37201 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 08:57 AM

Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
5. "lets say it typically gets a little fuller but never full. "
In response to Reply # 2


          

Most times people can get two seats to themselves, so half full at fullest.

i still blame hip-hop.

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

        
FLUIDJ
Member since Sep 18th 2002
44616 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 09:29 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
9. ""Better the devil you know than the one you don't""
In response to Reply # 5


  

          

I'll sometimes sit with someone (female preferably) on the bus despite other empty seats because I know that the next stop will be chock full of sweaty, dusty construction workers filling up the seats.....

And that's for short trips....


"Get ready....for your blessing....."

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

            
Cenario
Member since Aug 24th 2005
59181 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 09:40 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
10. "yup i hate sitting next to dudes on public transportation."
In response to Reply # 9


  

          

worst is dudes sitting in the middle seat between 2 other dudes....really bro?

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

SooperEgo
Charter member
11338 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 08:05 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
3. "say HELLO and see where it goes"
In response to Reply # 0


          

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

Cenario
Member since Aug 24th 2005
59181 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 08:06 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
4. "if its a female, i'll make small talk to see if they are crazy or not"
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

if its a male, i'll go sit next to the bus driver.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

    
Teknontheou
Charter member
32709 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 09:00 AM

Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy listClick to send message via AOL IM
6. "Pretty much."
In response to Reply # 4


  

          

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

    
veritas
Member since Sep 16th 2002
37201 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 09:07 AM

Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
7. "Would you say anything to the guy or just move?"
In response to Reply # 4


          

i still blame hip-hop.

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

        
Cenario
Member since Aug 24th 2005
59181 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 09:10 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
8. "i''d saay excuse me as i walked past him."
In response to Reply # 7


  

          

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

            
Ashy Achilles
Member since Sep 22nd 2005
4550 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 11:11 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
16. "^^^"
In response to Reply # 8


          

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

Wonderl33t
Member since Jul 11th 2002
21405 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 09:52 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
11. "I would politely ask Can I Help You?"
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

Then find out what's up from there.
______________________________
http://i.imgur.com/Gj5Wy56.jpg

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

flipnile
Member since Nov 05th 2003
13573 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 10:06 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
12. "Unless *she* goes straight into small talk/holler mode, I'm moving"
In response to Reply # 0


          

Aside from talking, just sitting next to me for no apparent reason? I'm changing seats.

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

LAbeathustla
Member since Jan 24th 2004
33858 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 10:52 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
13. "put my hand in my bag on my blammer"
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

and continue reading my phone

------------------------------------
2019 CABG Survivor

2016 OK Survivor Champion

be about it or be without it

RIP GOATs

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

sectachrome86
Member since Dec 22nd 2007
2729 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 10:59 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
14. "Probably just stare out the window anxiously awaiting my stop"
In response to Reply # 0


          

-------------------------------------------------
http://www.soundcloud.com/sectachrome

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

    
Amritsar
Member since Jan 18th 2008
32093 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 11:05 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
15. "lol this is me "
In response to Reply # 14


  

          

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

    
legsdiamond
Member since May 05th 2011
79594 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 11:41 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
17. "really?"
In response to Reply # 14


          

****************
TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

    
hardware
Member since May 22nd 2007
42304 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 12:54 PM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
18. "pretty much"
In response to Reply # 14


          

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

exactopposite
Member since Aug 21st 2002
15132 posts
Thu Jun-09-16 09:42 PM

Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy listClick to send message via AOL IM
19. "I'd get up and sit somewhere else"
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

    
DJ007
Member since Apr 06th 2003
5447 posts
Sun Jun-12-16 08:22 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
27. "Exact!(c)Ice Cube "
In response to Reply # 19


  

          

I don't owe no stranger an explanation!...lol

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

Cold Truth
Member since Jan 28th 2004
44843 posts
Fri Jun-10-16 11:18 AM

Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
20. "Tell them they need to find another seat"
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

if they don't I'll just find another seat.

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

Trinity444
Charter member
41728 posts
Fri Jun-10-16 11:51 AM

Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
21. "depends on the mood I'm in..."
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

let's see..
average looking...not creepy!
I'd say hi
perhaps, asks why she/he chose this seat w/ laughter

a moody day, Id say nothing...
but I wouldn't move.
bdcause they're not creepy looking...

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

PoppaGeorge
Member since Nov 07th 2004
10384 posts
Fri Jun-10-16 01:51 PM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
22. "this is the bus equivalent of another awkward moment..."
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aBi4oLBgOXY/TzRQcAyaMnI/AAAAAAAAAxc/djCm9Nq3VVk/w1200-h630-p-nu/Awkward+Urinal.jpg


---------------------------

"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

    
-DJ R-Tistic-
Member since Nov 06th 2008
51986 posts
Fri Jun-10-16 01:55 PM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy listClick to send message via AOL IM
23. "This happened to me at a movie theater. I was there on a date"
In response to Reply # 22


  

          

Theater was EEEEEEMPTY.....literally one other couple 5 rows back. Then some dude came and sat literally RIGHT NEXT to me.

------------------------------

50+ FREE Mixes on www.DJR-Tistic.com!

Twitter and Instagram - @DJ_RTistic

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

        
legsdiamond
Member since May 05th 2011
79594 posts
Fri Jun-10-16 01:56 PM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
24. "nah.. loll. I guess he didn't want to watch it alone"
In response to Reply # 23


          

****************
TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

dba_BAD
Charter member
14873 posts
Sat Jun-11-16 03:27 PM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
25. "start singing iconic duets, glare expectantly if they miss their part"
In response to Reply # 0
Sat Jun-11-16 03:28 PM by dba_BAD

          

n/m

__

fairweather

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

J_Stew
Member since Jul 06th 2002
22363 posts
Sat Jun-11-16 04:06 PM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
26. "nothing like that has ever happened to me"
In response to Reply # 0


          

if it did I would think I was on punk'd or something. I'd ask them if they wear contacts, and say maybe they need a new prescription or need to go to the eye doctor if they can't see all the empty seats. Then if they didn't move I would tell them move or be moved.

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

Garhart Poppwell
Member since Nov 28th 2008
18115 posts
Sun Jun-12-16 10:31 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
28. "realize it's public transportation and they can sit where they want"
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

and not worry about it. If I'm the one with the problem, or I just feel like being in my own space, then I'd get up and move but offer the explanation why. Not because I have to, but it's just the polite thing to do.

__________________________________________
CHOP-THESE-BITCHES!!!!
------------------------------------
Garhart Ivanhoe Poppwell
Un-OK'd moderator for The Lesson and Make The Music (yes, I do's work up in here, and in your asscrease if you run foul of this

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

luminous
Charter member
12475 posts
Sun Jun-12-16 11:18 AM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
29. "i would definitely get up"
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

and move to another seat.

this has happened to me many times, mostly in chicago. the person has always been crazy. it had gotten so bad that i stopped sitting in the window seat.

--
Sometimes you have to look reality in the face and say 'No!'
-Ben (Reaper)

If you need any help, don't. Hesitate to ask.

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

RS
Charter member
1260 posts
Sun Jun-12-16 03:53 PM

Click to send email to this author Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
30. "Bust out my phone....."
In response to Reply # 0


          

...call the homie...talk shit.

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

StephBMore
Member since Sep 11th 2014
1373 posts
Sun Jun-12-16 04:53 PM

Click to send private message to this authorClick to view this author's profileClick to add this author to your buddy list
31. "GIve them an odd look then move."
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

obviously they want that seat more but I hate that shit. And it happens on the train a lot, ppl will sit RIGHT next to someone when it's full seats everywhere. So damn annoying. This happened to a lady across from me on the train recently. IT was so much open space but this lady squeezed in between the lady and the door (that spot by the bars) and the lady goes "ALL THESE SEATS why are you sitting right beside me?" the lady was like oh i'm getting off at the next stop BUT that still didn't explain anything because the spot on the other side of the door was free too. and no one was there at all.

  

Printer-friendly copy | Reply | Reply with quote | Top

Lobby General Discussion topic #13032118 Previous topic | Next topic
Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.25
Copyright © DCScripts.com