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Yooo, so coming up in my a Southern Chrisitan family, listening to Prince was like sneaking listening to Richard Pryor records, two things my Pops loved to do with his boys, but we had to do on the low.
There were sooo many times I hear a Prince song for the first time and my jaw would drop with "Yooo, did he just say that?!"
Here is a quick list that comes to mind. I am clearly forgetting some songs. Help me remember.
1. Head. Anyone ever write a song devoted to blowjobs before Prince?
"But I just a virgin And I'm on my way to be wed But you're such a hunk So full of spunk, I'll give you Head Til you're burning up Head
2. Sister. Homey did you just write a song about sex’ing your sister? I mean didn’t this song make family get togethers awkard?
I was only 16, but I guess that's no excuse My sister was burnin' to love me and loose
She don't wear no underwear She's so lonely, gets in her hair And it's got a funny way of stoppin' the juice
3. Darling Nicki. I literally learned what Masterbation was because of this song.
I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine She said how'd you like to waste some time And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
4. We can Funk. Ok, this is the first time I checked the lyrics for this song but I thought he was singing “Cum” not “Cup”. Still pretty strange to be singing about pee’ing in a cup.
I'm testing postive 4 the funk I'll gladly pee in anybody's cup And when your cup overflow I'll pee some more
5. Come. One of two songs dedicated to orgasm on this album title track.
(When U) When I lay U down I'm gonna tell U what 2 feel (Come) (Don't U) Don't be surprised if I make U my daily meal (Come) (Lickin' U inside) Lickin' U inside, outside (Outside) All sides (All sides), up and down (up and down) (Come) With my tongue in the crease, baby I go 'round When I go down, down, down, (Come) down, down, down, da-da-down
(When I do, no more) No more will U cry
6. Erotic City. Okay, maybe I am just a perved because I swear I thought the lyrics to this song were:
If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time FUCK so pretty you and me, Erotic City come alive We can FUCK until the dawn, making love 'til cherry's gone Erotic City can't you see, thoughts of pretty you and me
Are these lyrics websites lying? Either way, I am going to keep on singing it this way.
6. Forever In my Life. Okay, not shocking lyrics. But Lyrics I want to talk about. If you are about to get married, and don't feel these lyrics, don't do it.
"Forever In My Life"
La da da da da da da da La da da da da da da da There comes a time, in every man's life When he get's tired of foolin' around Juggling hearts in a three ring circus Someday will drive a body down 2 the ground I never imagined that love would rain on me And make me want 2 settle down Baby it's true, I think I do And I just wanna tell U that I wanna with U (baby, if U do 2) And baby if U do 2 Forever, forever, baby I want U forever I wanna keep U 4 the rest of my life (U can make right) All that is wrong in my world (U are my saviour) U can make right (U are my light) U are my saviour, U are my light (Forever I want U in my life) Forever I want U in my life
(La da da da da da da da) (La da da da da da)
(Every man's journey) There comes a road in every man's journey (don't be afraid) A road that he's afraid 2 walk on his own (I'm at that road) I'm here 2 tell U that I'm at that road (I'd rather walk it with) And I'd rather walk it (U than walk it alone) with U than walk it alone (U are my future) U are my hero, U are my future (no past) When I am with U, I have no past Oh baby my one and only desire (make this feelin' last) Is find some way in this doggone world (sugar it's true) 2 make this feelin' last (I know I do) Oh baby it's true, I know I do (2 with U) And I just wanna tell U that I want 2 with U, yeah And baby if U do 2 Forever, forever, I want U baby, baby forever (U can make right) I wanna keep U 4 the rest of my life (U are my saviour) All that is wrong in my world (U are my light) U can make right (Forever I want U in my life) U are my saviour, U are my light (La da da da da da da da) Forever I want U in my life (La da da da da da da da)
La da da da da da da da La da da da da da
********** "Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson
"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"
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