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Buddy_Gilapagos
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"Rank these Men in order of likelihood to wash their hands"


  

          

after using the restroom. From mostly to wash hands to least likely.


Black American Man
White American Man
Asian Man (South East)
Asian Man (East Asia)
White European Man
Latin American Man
Black African Man

Understanding that this poll is highly speculative.

Also, what's up with women? Are they as bad as the men are?

This post is sponsored by after years of having private bathrooms now I have to use a shared bathroom with my co-workers and I am discovering that they are disgusting. Don't want to shake hands anymore.


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damn
Mar 04th 2016
1
Most Likely= Black American
Mar 04th 2016
2
agreed
Mar 04th 2016
3
and 2 hell wit the environment: stop takin paper towels out of bathrooms
Mar 04th 2016
4
yuuuuuuuup
Mar 04th 2016
5
word...stalling waiting for the person to zip up and wash/not wash
Mar 04th 2016
8
that is what I call a technology fail, those things don't dry shit
Mar 04th 2016
10
I completely agree
Mar 04th 2016
15
that door handle and sink faucet are probably the dirtiest thing on eart...
May 15th 2016
24
I think it depends on the household first and foremost
Mar 04th 2016
6
ystdy i was in the john at the sink and this asian cat finished pissin
Mar 04th 2016
7
i kinda can get not washing your hands after peeing, kinda
Mar 04th 2016
9
Using your cellphone in the bathroom = DISGUSTING
Mar 04th 2016
11
I flush with my foot, open the door with paper towels or tissue.
Mar 04th 2016
18
A) my dick clean. I know, cause I washed it
Mar 04th 2016
12
extra clean points if you dont even touch your dick while peeing.
Mar 04th 2016
16
ha i do this sometimes at home
Mar 04th 2016
17
Nasty
May 15th 2016
25
I can make two groups, one usually does, on usually doesn't...
Mar 04th 2016
13
My theory is based upon road stop & airport bathroom observations.
Mar 04th 2016
14
I don't know what we're doing in the ladies room...
Mar 04th 2016
19
not flushing the toilet. what the hell is wrong with these people?
Mar 04th 2016
20
I used to clean the bathrooms
Mar 04th 2016
21
Three seconds in and you see why?
May 15th 2016
22
lol shit
May 15th 2016
23

Ashy Achilles
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Fri Mar-04-16 11:29 AM

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1. "damn"
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Fri Mar-04-16 11:31 AM by Ashy Achilles

          

that's all that i got

edit: yeah, the more i observe men in the office bathroom the more aware of my own hand hygiene i've become

  

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ambient1
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2. "Most Likely= Black American"
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Fri Mar-04-16 11:29 AM by ambient1

  

          

the rest are probably equal in trife lol

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Ashy Achilles
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3. "agreed"
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BigJazz
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Fri Mar-04-16 11:37 AM

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4. "and 2 hell wit the environment: stop takin paper towels out of bathrooms"
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air drying may be good for the earth but it don't help me open the bathroom door without putting my freshly clean hand on that germy handle...


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Ashy Achilles
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Fri Mar-04-16 11:38 AM

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5. "yuuuuuuuup"
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Cenario
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Fri Mar-04-16 11:49 AM

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8. "word...stalling waiting for the person to zip up and wash/not wash"
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so he can open the door for you lol

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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bentagain
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Fri Mar-04-16 12:01 PM

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10. "that is what I call a technology fail, those things don't dry shit"
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congrats on saving paper towels

while defeating the purpose of actually being able to dry your hands

= technology faiL

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Cam
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15. "I completely agree"
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Amritsar
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24. "that door handle and sink faucet are probably the dirtiest thing on eart..."
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T Reynolds
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Fri Mar-04-16 11:43 AM

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6. "I think it depends on the household first and foremost"
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that said most of the dirt-shaming I've seen in the office is by Black males

dude will stop by your desk to tell you about the white guy they saw not wash their hands "just so you know" aka don't ever share nothing with that guy or touch the snack container they just touched

My girl (latin) is one of those when you come in the house BEFORE YOU TOUCH A GODDAMN THING, wash your hands, kind of person. But I don't think that's a generalization I would extend to all Latin@s (shout out astralblak).

Chinos are notoriously gross (sorry) blowing snot rockets in the street and hocking bigtime loogies. But I don't think you could extend that to other Chinos (AKA East Asians from various other countries) or SE Asians.

  

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mikediggz
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Fri Mar-04-16 11:44 AM

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7. "ystdy i was in the john at the sink and this asian cat finished pissin"
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Fri Mar-04-16 11:45 AM by mikediggz

  

          

and walked right past me headin out the door and i swear i was gonna call out to that nigga and just point at the sink and give him a kanye shrug just to see his reaction

  

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Cenario
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9. "i kinda can get not washing your hands after peeing, kinda"
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i don't wash after sex...but i'll wash if i need to clean up after sex.


But...i don't get niggas that don't wash after chucking a deuce. like, huh?

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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bentagain
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11. "Using your cellphone in the bathroom = DISGUSTING"
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Fri Mar-04-16 12:10 PM by bentagain

  

          

I think I read a report that said phones in general are just germ factories

so I would think that holds true for cellphones

in crowded restrooms waiting for a urinal to free up

I've seen people flush, and then pull out their cellphone, before even washing their hands

F'N DISGUSTING

IDK what the female ratio is for washing hands

but having worked in the service industry

the woman's bathrooms after an event always looked like nuclear fallout


Black American Man
Latin American Man
White American Man
Asian Man (South East)
Asian Man (East Asia)
Black African Man
White European Man


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DavidHasselhoff
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18. "I flush with my foot, open the door with paper towels or tissue."
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John Forte
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12. "A) my dick clean. I know, cause I washed it"
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B. I don't piss on my hands
C. If I did, urine is sterile

Everything I touch throughout the day is dirtier than my dick. I know it's an old joke, but I actually wash my hands before I piss in public.

  

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Brotha Sun
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16. "extra clean points if you dont even touch your dick while peeing."
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"They used to call me Baby Luke....but now? The whole damn 2 Liiiive Crew."

  

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17. "ha i do this sometimes at home"
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if i go in a public restroom i feel like need to wash my hands even if i just looked in the mirror.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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25. "Nasty"
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13. "I can make two groups, one usually does, on usually doesn't..."
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The non-washers have only two of the possible options. The rest are in the washers group.

  

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Cam
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14. "My theory is based upon road stop & airport bathroom observations."
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Fri Mar-04-16 12:25 PM by Cam

  

          

Train station bathrooms are the worst in the world, so I can't count those.

>Black American Man
80/20
>White American Man
50/50
>Asian Man (South East)
80/20
>Asian Man (East Asia)
80/20
>White European Man
10/90
>Latin American Man
50/50
>Black African Man
50/50

  

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Trinity444
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19. "I don't know what we're doing in the ladies room..."
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but it's digusting

pissing on the seat
blood on the seat
not flushing the toilet
now, I've never witnessed someone not washing their hands

we kind've need to
hence why we use so much toilet paper lol

  

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20. "not flushing the toilet. what the hell is wrong with these people?"
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you don't wanna wash your hands? i can let'chu live behind that.

but not flushing is a far worse offense...


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21. "I used to clean the bathrooms"
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at McDonald's. the ladies bathroom was consistently worse, way worse than the men's.

I think a lot of comes from squatting rather than sitting, but what do I know.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

  

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22. "Three seconds in and you see why?"
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https://ispot.tv/a/7lpf

They are raised like that.
Who you see at the sink?

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23. "lol shit"
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