A:

gotta love 'em.

if i'm interested in the flirty breeder the plan is usually the same - get 'em tipsy/drunk while i just get maybe slightly buzzed. i confirm that i'm gay and let them tell me some story about that time in college...or that some gay celebrity or athlete is a good guy...or some other passive flirty thing. then i make a fairly suggestive but also somewhat passive comment about the 2 of us. their reaction to that lets me know if it's going down or not. if yes then it becomes about negotiating the 'when'. the 'when' could be right now. or some other time. if now then we find a place and seal the deal.

i haven't danced this dance since a couple summers ago during a 2-week training when i hooked up w/a guy who has some girlfriend at home (i swear every coupled person at the training had a hall pass - LOTS of hook-ups).

speaking of which...

B:

i've gotten laid at every. single. work-related conference or training i've attended that involved me sleeping in a hotel. every. one. i'm sure you breeders do even bigger #s than i do at these things. but still i get all brand new each time and i'm always surprised to find myself about to hook-up at a conference. lol

story time!

fuck you.

It's funny as hell there's a gay dude at work the other couple of gay dudes fall over themselves trying to impress / talk to, and he's cold as fuck to them, meanwhile he's friendly as hell to me.

Not for nothing though even the straight dudes at work were like "DAMN that gay bro is handsome".

I'll be at the gym after work sometimes and say whattup and shoot the shit with him. A couple of the other dudes I'm cool with be looking at me and him funny (especially one dominican dude) cause they phobic. Funny how phobic dudes can still be.

drain his pockets and go home bc he's trying it with you.

fuck you.

>Not for nothing though even the straight dudes at work were
>like "DAMN that gay bro is handsome".


lol. this seems to becoming more common these days. back when me and you was teens, we'd probably have to fight if we or some one in the crew said that sus shit. it's a good change...

reminds me of a couple of Bill Burr skits: the one about roller blades and the other about umbrellas

I need for the definitions to stay in one damn place for awhile.

fuck you.

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dudes that they THINK they're "turning out" have probably had more dicks that Lil Richard

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"Take the surprise out your voice Shaq."-The REAL CP3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H5K-BUMS0

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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

sounds like you may have a legal issue on your hands soon.

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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

I'm a predator. >:-)

fuck you.

and HIDE YA HUSBANDS

fuck you.

In most jurisdiction the relevant statues describe being intoxicated to the point of being incapacitated. That's not tipsy.

If the way you described in where true 80% of sex on saturday night would be rape. Nevermind what would you call it if two drunk people have sex.

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

percentage at work conferences is at "rock" clubs and this party called "porn & chicken"....I'm shooting nearly 100% at P&C and most rock clubs. No longer my seen though.



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The wedding rings come off by the 3rd or 4th night. Lol

fuck you.

I'm missing out.

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I might just be a slut though.

The last one I attended 2 years ago - it lasted for 2 weeks and there were several hook-ups. It was hilarious. But we also drank LOTS so that might factor in too.

fuck you.

I can only imagine the outrage if a straight male wrote that as the first step in his technique to duck women.

They gonna Cosby Mr SoWhat. Gonna have 20-30 "straight" dudes coming out talmbout

"We were at this conference in Atlantic City... you know, drinking shots of whiskey and whatnot. I had a few too many and was pretty drunk... He said he wanted to show me a few cases he had in his room... All I remember is waking up naked in his bed with his limp penis still inside my anus..."


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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/man-found-guilty-in-sex-assault-case-involving-beer-pong/2015/01/26/a9fa4b04-a58a-11e4-a2b2-776095f393b2_story.html


"....At his trial, which began last week, prosecutors Patrick Mays and Timothy Hagan established the victim had gone to Looney’s, played beer pong, drank beer and met Poindexter, who bought him a kamikaze shot and a Long Island Iced Tea.

Mays and Hagan showed jurors video footage from three Looney’s surveillance cameras, which depicted how the victim could barely stand-up while Poindexter walked him out. The victim also testified. (The Washington Post does not identify victims of sexual assaults without their permission.)

“It was obviously uncomfortable for him to testify,” one of the jurors said.

He told them he remembered meeting Poindexter at Looney’s, but had few clear memories after the Long Island Iced Tea. He said he had a flash memory of being in a shower with Poindexter. His first clear memory, he said, was waking up on a sofa in a strange home — with his clothes on the floor, someone else’s shorts around his waist, and Poindexter in the room.

“I asked him where I was, what city I was in,” the victim testified. “He told me we were in Gaithersburg . . . I asked him why I wasn’t wearing my clothes.”

Poindexter told him he’d vomited on his clothes. Poindexter also agreed to drive him home.

The victim said he spoke to a friend, trying to piece together what happened, and decided to go to the police. Montgomery detectives convinced him to call Poindexter while they secretly listened to the call — a recording of which was played in court. Poindexter could be heard initially denying any sex had taken place, before ultimately saying that if anything had happened, the victim shouldn’t worry because he didn’t have AIDS.

Wanting more evidence, detectives asked the victim to wear a wire and meet Poindexter in person. He did so. Poindexter said they had sex, but that it was consensual.

Detectives got search warrants and seized Poindexter’s mobile phone and a hard drive from his computer. They found images indicating there could be dozens of potential victims, according to prosecutors.
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lOL

well, except it didn't end w/me being raped. but i was roofied.

and hell ya men are out here raping other men. it goes down for sure.

fuck you.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

But yeah, If a hetero male wrote this about his encounters with females then this board would explode.
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i know where i'm posting. this ain't my first day on the Internet, love.

fuck you.

Both gay men and women like.

i hooked up w/a str8 guy in college. the hook up happened roughly 20 years ago.

he's now married to a woman w/whom he has 3 kids. hasn't messed around w/another guy since our hook-up. he hasn't wanted to either, he says.

he's str8 though he had sex w/me.

fuck you.

At least not with someone that would actually be worth the time.


No stories. <---and I said that like Edna from "The Incredibles".

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One Hundred.

fuck you.

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

unless she wants to be propisitioned for sex.

I once pulled a 25-ish white hotel bartender in Tennessee..i even used the dumbass "what time you get off?" line....#goodtimes

d

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One Hundred.

>and I said that like Edna from "The
>Incredibles".


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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

https://youtu.be/nY-Xk3sGr6Q

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

https://youtu.be/rfjtpp90lu8?t=36

fuck you.

the old lover I ran into has a lady friend
yet trying to hook up with me
I'm so pissed, he would do that to her

I cussed him out for it...

that shit makes me think of The Color Purple or a juke joint.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

i think i only hooked up w/that str8 guy a couple summers ago b/c i had been at that conference for like 10 days and there was so many hook-ups around me while i hadn't had any action (not even during my weekend trip to ATL!) and i was just...well, wrong. lol. b/c he told me he has a girlfriend and i assume they're monogamous. so i was wrong for that one.

but it was hot though.

fuck you.

http://i.imgur.com/LhPG3mA.gif

Hey Bill

http://www.bitcandy.com/sites/default/files/pictures/cosby-meme-4.jpg

fuck you.