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Kwesi
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Sat Oct-31-15 03:22 PM

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"life on the edge. falling asleep in the mcdonalds drive-through."


          

has this ever happened to or around you?

middle of the night, im in the drive through, and the dude on the inter-comm talking about, 'im sorry for the inconvenience, but our system is down, cant take your order.'

im like 'cool' but then i notice a nigga standing at the window.

so i drive around and investigate.

apparently, another car fell asleep and was holding the line up.

i had to start recording: https://youtu.be/pRmDDjEE9mc

some things that stick out to me is i can't believe this adult can't hold his shit together long enough to make it home.

and that's some scary shit. the nigga is asking to get got.

aint he?

  

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Subject Author Message Date ID
how about falling asleep at the gas station w/ a blunt in your lap?
Oct 31st 2015
1
He's a lush, but a mcchicken, egg bacon screams 'weedhead' tho
Oct 31st 2015
2
I see you, but on the flip....
Oct 31st 2015
4
Off the realest thing in life.....
Oct 31st 2015
3
part 2: standing in barbecue sauce
Nov 01st 2015
5

seasoned vet
Member since Jul 29th 2008
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Sat Oct-31-15 09:13 PM

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1. "how about falling asleep at the gas station w/ a blunt in your lap?"
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dumb ass dude i know

DRUNK
on the way home stops to get gas

gets out
puts the nozzle in the tank
gets in to roll a blunt while the tank is filling up
falls asleep

the clerk (female)
notices he's sleep and....called the police (because thats certainly something to be scared of)

the police get there and there he is
blunt in hand
weed in lap
sleep at the wheel
they had to knock on the window to wake his dumb aas up

DUI
possesion charge

i think that was his 2nd or 3rd DUI

young cat

3 kids

just DUMB

  

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Errol Walton Barrow
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Sat Oct-31-15 10:16 PM

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2. "He's a lush, but a mcchicken, egg bacon screams 'weedhead' tho"
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That's scary as shit to be real, cuz minutes later he just DROVE outta there and noone could stop him.

I like that the lady didn't want to serve him. They should have a sign saying 'No Drunks' for what its worth.

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NoDrawls McGraw
Member since Jun 24th 2007
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Sat Oct-31-15 11:10 PM

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4. "I see you, but on the flip...."
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>That's scary as shit to be real, cuz minutes later he just
>DROVE outta there and noone could stop him.

^Yep. Hope Sun got home safe!

>I like that the lady didn't want to serve him. They should
>have a sign saying 'No Drunks' for what its worth.

Here's the thing tho, if a ninja is THAT faded,...he NEEDS to eat
in order to soak that alcohol up/sober up.
In ^that regard, I can understand both sides....






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NoDrawls McGraw
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Sat Oct-31-15 10:58 PM

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3. "Off the realest thing in life....."
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...Ya'll Brothaz did'eem a solid wit the
wake up, ya dig.

Ninjaz coulda caught'eem slippin somethin SERIOUS!

Respect.




https://chriswind.bandcamp.com/track/massage

"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African"
Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!

  

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Kwesi
Member since Jan 11th 2004
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Sun Nov-01-15 03:23 PM

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5. "part 2: standing in barbecue sauce"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxbLGKK6o0A

  

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