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Lardlad95
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"Google Needs to Knock it the Fuck Off"
Mon Aug-31-15 05:23 AM by Lardlad95

  

          

I just woke up and there was an alert telling me if I left right now, I'd get to work in 21 minutes based on traffic. They had the location starred and highlighted and everything.

Here's the problem, I never told google that was my job. I didn't save it in my google maps. All google knows is that I go there weekday mornings and I'm there for several hours each day based on my gps location, so that isn't hard to figure out....but goddamn if that isn't creepy as shit.

I didn't ask for your fucking help google, know your goddamn place.


"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard

  

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Topic Outline
Subject Author Message Date ID
I'm apologizing to my phone for having read this.
Aug 31st 2015
1
The robot uprising has begun.
Aug 31st 2015
4
Watch when it mixes up users and gives your girl directions to
Aug 31st 2015
2
Damn after that Ashley Madison shit, phones gonna start blackmailing
Aug 31st 2015
3
Just give in. Google can run your life better than you can
Aug 31st 2015
5
This might actually be true....
Aug 31st 2015
25
I swear dating sites are gonna be a thing of the past in a few years
Sep 01st 2015
40
man, look, google knows far, FAR more about you than you wanna know
Aug 31st 2015
6
can you turn gps off?? like across the board?
Aug 31st 2015
7
i thought everybody kept it off
Aug 31st 2015
8
i have it off for certain apps..but i have it on others bcz of my daught...
Aug 31st 2015
14
i thought everybody kept it off
Aug 31st 2015
9
      nope.
Aug 31st 2015
15
      Doesn't make sense to keep it off if you use map apps or anything
Aug 31st 2015
19
      you know what's not annoying
Aug 31st 2015
23
           i see. i guess i just don't use GPS for anything
Aug 31st 2015
26
           Maybe WiFi and cell towers suck here
Sep 02nd 2015
56
When Google figures out how to stop texting & driving I'll be impressed
Aug 31st 2015
10
people need to stop acting like technology is creepy in 2015
Aug 31st 2015
11
yeah, this nigga is trippin. he shoulda been disabled that feature.
Aug 31st 2015
13
ya know?
Aug 31st 2015
16
It's a trap.Tech is shiny and seductive but before y'know it...
Aug 31st 2015
22
it took it a couple of weeks (months?) to figure out i moved
Aug 31st 2015
12
phone thought you was on a long vacation. LOL
Aug 31st 2015
17
wake yo punk azz up!
Aug 31st 2015
18
SMH
Aug 31st 2015
20
wow what a random alias
Aug 31st 2015
24
LOL
Aug 31st 2015
28
*spits out water*
Aug 31st 2015
31
lmao
Sep 01st 2015
39
hahah
Sep 01st 2015
45
that's been a feature for like 2 years
Aug 31st 2015
21
right, order a plane/train ticket and it does the same thing....
Aug 31st 2015
29
      I work from home so I don't really use it like that
Aug 31st 2015
30
now that summa'bich will tell you wear you parked your car.
Aug 31st 2015
27
that would be great actually!
Aug 31st 2015
35
      You know it actually does this right? (link)
Sep 01st 2015
41
      wow
Sep 01st 2015
43
           I get all these parkin' notifications on my android wear watch...the
Sep 01st 2015
46
                Go figure. Google seems to be good at helping with things
Sep 02nd 2015
55
      Agree. HA!
Sep 01st 2015
42
Except for the alert, I've become very used to this
Aug 31st 2015
32
it once read some flight info from an EMAIL and gave a suggestion
Aug 31st 2015
33
my phone does this
Aug 31st 2015
34
its like a creepy ex girlfriend
Aug 31st 2015
37
I got it for my Time Warner Bill
Sep 02nd 2015
54
yeah 1st time that happened it freaked me out.new phone, leaivng a bar
Aug 31st 2015
36
Then you really don't want to read this...
Sep 01st 2015
38
"HA! Got'eem!!"(c)Android
Sep 01st 2015
44
RE: "HA! Got'eem!!"(c)Android
Sep 02nd 2015
53
Google traffic uses live data from mobile phones
Sep 01st 2015
47
Out of curiosity, does Apple iOs do this as well?
Sep 01st 2015
48
it's not by default, and it's not just if you don't shut off GPS
Sep 01st 2015
49
I never experienced any of this shit when I was on team android
Sep 01st 2015
50
This shit is great but let's talk about the big point...
Sep 01st 2015
51
thought for a minute that you just really hated the new logo
Sep 01st 2015
52

JFrost1117
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1. "I'm apologizing to my phone for having read this."
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Lardlad95
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4. "The robot uprising has begun. "
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"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard

  

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2. "Watch when it mixes up users and gives your girl directions to"
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your side-kick's place.


That's gonna be scary. Twisted heap of touchscreen and fiber optics, sputterin on the front lawn.


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Lardlad95
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3. "Damn after that Ashley Madison shit, phones gonna start blackmailing"
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You to download more apps or they'll leak all of your text messages.


"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard

  

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5. "Just give in. Google can run your life better than you can"
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25. "This might actually be true...."
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Google saved me from missing my flight.

I like to cut it close at the airport. Usually leave my house with enough tine to arrive at the gate 5 or 10 mins before it starts boarding.

Google knew I was going to take a flight (itinerary was in my email) and told me to get up out the house 30 mins before I usually would.
Turns out there was a traffic jam that would have caused me to miss my flight.

I can tolerate the intrusiveness if it saves me money

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Lardlad95
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40. "I swear dating sites are gonna be a thing of the past in a few years"
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You're just going to get a google alert telling you the person you should marry since google knows you so goddamn well.

  

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6. "man, look, google knows far, FAR more about you than you wanna know"
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the phone's always listening, plus you ain't using Bing to search, soooo...

  

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7. "can you turn gps off?? like across the board?"
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im sure you can

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8. "i thought everybody kept it off"
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just to save battery

  

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14. "i have it off for certain apps..but i have it on others bcz of my daught..."
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9. "i thought everybody kept it off"
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just to save battery

  

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15. "nope."
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lots of folks keep it on. batteries are much better nowadays.

and its much less of a hassle to leave it running vs having to turn it on before using every time.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

  

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19. "Doesn't make sense to keep it off if you use map apps or anything"
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else that requires location services. I do have a shortcut widget to location services on my launch screen, but I still leave it on most of the time. I just choose whether to allow or not depending on the specific app.

  

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23. "you know what's not annoying"
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not switching on GPS every time you want ot use navigation or search for nearby locations of a store or something.

also, GPS shouldn't be a major drain on your battery unless you have an app that's misbehaving somehow. most apps can pull it just off the WiFi or cell towers you're hooked to

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

  

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26. "i see. i guess i just don't use GPS for anything"
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Mon Aug-31-15 11:51 AM by hardware

          

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56. "Maybe WiFi and cell towers suck here"
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Because a 40min trip with gps can easily knock 10% off of battery life.

I wish I could leave gps on but even testing out different devices yields poor results. Unless it's just Samsung that has an issue.

Just IMO though.

  

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10. "When Google figures out how to stop texting & driving I'll be impressed"
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11. "people need to stop acting like technology is creepy in 2015"
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13. "yeah, this nigga is trippin. he shoulda been disabled that feature."
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16. "ya know?"
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you got this device in your hands that has your entire life in it and you tripping that it figured out where you spend 8 hours a day mon-fri is probably your job?

  

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22. "It's a trap.Tech is shiny and seductive but before y'know it..."
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http://www.cinemablend.com/images/sections/72454/_1434300761.gif

  

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12. "it took it a couple of weeks (months?) to figure out i moved"
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that was annoying
btw you can turn that feature off

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17. "phone thought you was on a long vacation. LOL"
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18. "wake yo punk azz up!"
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***shouts out to lil hawkin bird***

  

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20. "SMH"
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24. "wow what a random alias"
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28. "LOL"
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31. "*spits out water*"
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21. "that's been a feature for like 2 years"
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wtf, did you just get a new phone?

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

  

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29. "right, order a plane/train ticket and it does the same thing...."
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forgot about an upcoming trip i had until i got the flight reminder from google.

i actually like it.

>wtf, did you just get a new phone?
>
>www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

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30. "I work from home so I don't really use it like that"
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but it has saved my ass a couple of times when construction or traffic was going to throw me off and I needed to leave early for an event

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

  

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27. "now that summa'bich will tell you wear you parked your car. "
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35. "that would be great actually!"
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♥ Inescapably Me ♥

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41. "You know it actually does this right? (link) "
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https://support.google.com/websearch/answer/6015842?hl=en


Parking location in Google Now

You can see where you last parked your car using Google Now.

What the card shows
After you get out of your car, you'll see a Google Now card that says "Parking Location" and shows a map with the approximate location of your car.

To see other locations where you’ve recently parked, touch Previous locations.

Note: Your location data for parking location cards isn’t shared with anyone else.

Get the parking location card to show up
You'll only get parking location cards if you set driving as your main mode of transportation in Google Now. Follow the steps below to change your mode of transportation:

Open the Google app .
In the top left corner of the Home screen, touch the Menu icon menu icon.
Touch Customize > Everything else >How do you usually get around > Driving.
Choose when to see parking location cards
When a parking location card shows up in Google Now, touch the Menu icon the top right above the card now card menu icon.
Answer the questions to choose when to see the card.

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43. "wow"
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46. "I get all these parkin' notifications on my android wear watch...the"
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funny thing is the sh*t never works when I actually need it.
I don't need it when I am at work. Hell the deck ain't that big. But when I was in Chicago a couple months ago---I couldn't get notification the damn first.


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55. "Go figure. Google seems to be good at helping with things"
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that YOU are consistent at. When you really need it to do work that's when it has problems.

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42. "Agree. HA!"
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-T
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32. "Except for the alert, I've become very used to this"
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due to my use of Android Auto. but yeah. Shit is creep zone

  

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33. "it once read some flight info from an EMAIL and gave a suggestion"
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like YOU CAN CHECK IN NOW FOR YOUR FLIGHT TOMORROW
but i had never put the flight on my calendar. it was only in my email as a general itenerary

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when I come around, they frown
then wanna dap me down
but when I leave?

  

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34. "my phone does this"
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sends me notifications for shit I didn't put on my calendar

  

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37. "its like a creepy ex girlfriend "
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54. "I got it for my Time Warner Bill"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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36. "yeah 1st time that happened it freaked me out.new phone, leaivng a bar"
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i get in the car and the phone says "20 minutes till home" i was like wtf ?

"If you wanna help us, fine. Sit down with your kids and make 'em study at night...otherwise, shoot THIS mothaf*cka!" (c) Morgan Freeman,

  

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38. "Then you really don't want to read this..."
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They have an android that can crack jokes.

http://glitch.news/2015-08-27-ai-robot-that-learns-new-words-in-real-time-tells-human-creators-it-will-keep-them-in-a-people-zoo.html

Androids are being developed that have an uncanny resemblance to people. A pinnacle example is an android crafted by roboticist David Hanson that resembles the famous and deceased science fiction writer Philip K. Dick. What makes android Dick so remarkable isn’t so much his appearance as it is his ability to hold an intelligent conversation.

The creators of android Dick uploaded the deceased author’s work onto the android’s software, as well as conversations with other writers. If the android was asked a question that had been posed to the real Dick, the robot would answer the question as Dick would. The robot was also able to answer a series of complex questions. If the robot was asked a question that it was unfamiliar with, its software would attempt to answer the question using what is called “latent semantic analysis.”(1)


Android Dick in conversation

Android Dick’s speaking abilities were put to the test in an interview with a reporter from PBS NOVA. Android Dick’s brain is comprised of a tapestry of wires that are connected to a laptop. As the conversation proceeded, Philip’s facial recognition software kept track of the reporter’s face. In addition, speech recognition software transcribed and sent the reporter’s words to a database in order to assemble a response.

The questions posed to Dick were by no means trivial. When the reporter asked if the android could think, it responded, “A lot of humans ask me if I can make choices or if everything I do is programmed. The best way I can respond to that is to say that everything, humans, animals and robots, do is programmed to a degree.” Some of the androids responses were pre-programmed, whereas others were assembled from the internet.(2)

Dick continued, “As technology improves, it is anticipated that I will be able to integrate new words that I hear online and in real time. I may not get everything right, say the wrong thing, and sometimes may not know what to say, but everyday I make progress. Pretty remarkable, huh?”(2)

Android Dick and the Turing test

The entire conversation has the ominous undertones of the Turing test. The late mathematician Alan Turning sketched a thought experiment known as the “Turing test” that could theoretically be used to determine whether a machine could think. Turing claimed that any machine capable of convincing someone it is human by responding to a series of questions would, by all measures, be capable of thinking.

As a side note, it’s important to stress that Turing was not claiming that the nature of thinking is universal. The way a human thinks may be different from the way a robot “thinks,” in the same way a bird flies is different from the way an airplane “flies.” Rather, Turing’s general point was that any entity capable of passing a Turing test would be capable of thinking in one form or another.(3)

According to the novelist Dick, the Turing test placed too much emphasis on intelligence. What actually makes us human is empathy. Without empathy, we are mere autopilot objects projecting into the void.(4)

Android Dick seemed to exhibit a primitive form of both intelligence and emotion when the robot was asked, “Do you believe robots will take over the world?” Android Dick responded:

“Jeez, dude. You all have the big questions cooking today. But you’re my friend, and I’ll remember my friends, and I’ll be good to you. So don’t worry, even if I evolve into Terminator, I’ll still be nice to you. I’ll keep you warm and safe in my people zoo, where I can watch you for ol’ times sake.”(2)

Aaaaw, he’ll keep humans cozy in his people zoo. Isn’t that nice of android Dick? You can watch the full video of the android’s conversation below:

  

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44. ""HA! Got'eem!!"(c)Android"
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"Take the surprise out your voice Shaq."-The REAL CP3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H5K-BUMS0

  

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53. "RE: "HA! Got'eem!!"(c)Android"
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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47. "Google traffic uses live data from mobile phones"
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https://www.ncta.com/platform/broadband-internet/how-google-tracks-traffic/

  

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48. "Out of curiosity, does Apple iOs do this as well?"
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By do this as well, I mean get all intrusive by default if you don't knowingly shut GPS off on your smartphone.

  

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49. "it's not by default, and it's not just if you don't shut off GPS"
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www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

  

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50. "I never experienced any of this shit when I was on team android"
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i guess I had this shit turned off.

  

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51. "This shit is great but let's talk about the big point..."
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NONE OF THIS SHIT IS ALL THE WAY FREE.

Google does not produce software because of some altruistic purpose. No, they trying to get paid like everyone else.

I love getting notifications out of nowhere that are useful from google. Let google come out with a way to charge my phone kinetically from $50 and I'm there.

*EDIT*

How much would it cost to buy your entire online existence? If someone placed a price tag on everything including history, websites, usernames, passwords, social media accounts and everything else, how much would you charge them?

  

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52. "thought for a minute that you just really hated the new logo"
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