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Mongo
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45670 posts 		Wed Aug-19-15 08:56 AM

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"...I was just called a DILF. "


  

          

She's an old friend of my wife's from college.

Once suggested wife-swapping in Vegas.

Gives me a boner.

And called me a DILF.

*punches self in crotch repeatedly, screams at penis*

NO.

Welcome to Hump Day.

SEND HELP.

  
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nice.
Aug 19th 2015
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I got one. The new babysitter is Hawt.
Aug 19th 2015
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The terrors of fatherhood WE WERE NEVER TOLD WHY DIDN'T THEY WARN US
Aug 19th 2015
3
my daughter's friend's been giving me the 0_0
Aug 19th 2015
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Cenario
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59168 posts 		Wed Aug-19-15 08:56 AM

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1. "nice."
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  
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Buddy_Gilapagos
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49392 posts 		Wed Aug-19-15 09:01 AM

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2. "I got one. The new babysitter is Hawt. "
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The full time babysitter was a 50 year old mama type. Now we are moving to a part time college kid. I purposely screened away the cuties but this mid twenty something somehow made the cut and the wife seems to like alot. Wondering if I should explain to the wifey that we should reconsider to avoid random Chub Rocks.


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Five Star
Appropriate Behavior
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Mongo
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45670 posts 		Wed Aug-19-15 09:09 AM

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3. "The terrors of fatherhood WE WERE NEVER TOLD WHY DIDN'T THEY WARN US"
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infin8
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10401 posts 		Wed Aug-19-15 10:31 AM

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4. "my daughter's friend's been giving me the 0_0"
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ever since I went from dreads to a fade.


I just go upstairs. Held hostage in my own house.

'...Wow. That's your dad? He looks YOUNG!!'

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"...Whateva, man..." (c) Redman

  
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