For me there is nothing like a good sandwich made with some tasty Mayo...then there is a tasty chicken/tuna/potato salad that is made even more awesome with miracle whip.

I use both!

Poll result (18 votes) Mayo (9 votes) Vote Miracle Whip (3 votes) Vote f*ck that I use Aioli (1 votes) Vote I use both (2 votes) Vote Thems the white man's spreads (3 votes) Vote

I dunno what he fuck Miracle Whip actually is.

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I swear I laughed got about 10 minutes straight when I first saw that one.


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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

That sweet tanginess is unbeatable

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here for dis.

i was either leaving high school or in college by the time i did...

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but my mom always kept the whip in the house.

the miracle whip has a tangy sweetness...

"Holier than thou never sits well with me."(c)janey

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there was ONLY MW in my house as a kid and my parents referred to it as mayo. so i thought MW was just a brand-name for mayo. i didn't know until i bought the stuff myself while i was in college that it's not the same as mayo.

fuck you.

You eat iceberg lettuce and have type-2 diabetes.

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I can get down on some handmade aioli though, in moderation.


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You adding 200 calories to your burrito and MUTING the flavor?

a cool jolt of creamy dairy goodness.

i cram to understand it.

fuck you.

as long as there's no rice on it (and why should there be... this is a burrito)


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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

and the fact that sour cream is even offered as an optional burrito filling is proof there is no God.

fuck you.

for claiming that bullshit rice laden "wrap" is a burrito.

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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

rice does not belong in burritos dammit

November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!

I see no other option. Lol

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November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!

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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

She makes my sandwiches with Miracle and hers with Mayo