im thinking things like people who point the key fob at the car when they arm the alarm.

or people with hd tvs and no hd cable box package.

or people who light an incense, and never blow the flame out.

or people who share screenshots by pasting it into a word .doc, and then sending it.

or posting a phone screenshot of a typed message on instagram.

are there others?

... instead of just the stick/d-pad when you're playing a game. Mind you, these days we got games that do respond to motion like that, but if you're playing GTA or something, why the fuck are you flailing around like that with the goddamned controller???!!! It don't work like that son!


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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

what about people who don't invert the y axis??

Back when I was in college, me & my boy were playing NBA Live 95.

One of his players caught the ball in the corner along the baseline, wide open. I ran my defender out after him.

My boy was sitting to my left. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw this dude do an actual, IRL headfake. THEN, he tapped the button so his player did the same and then made a drive around my defender.

I paused the game.

ME: Did you just do a head fake? I mean, in real life...not on the game?

HIM: (without an ounce of shame) Yeah, let's go. I'm about to come back and whip you.

young people everywhere were bouncing on beds and flailing arms just trying to get mario to jump the hole.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

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>
> Back when I was in college, me & my boy were playing NBA Live
>95.
>
> One of his players caught the ball in the corner along the
>baseline, wide open. I ran my defender out after him.
>
> My boy was sitting to my left. Out of the corner of my eye, I
>saw this dude do an actual, IRL headfake. THEN, he tapped the
>button so his player did the same and then made a drive around
>my defender.
>
> I paused the game.
>
> ME: Did you just do a head fake? I mean, in real life...not
>on the game?
>
> HIM: (without an ounce of shame) Yeah, let's go. I'm about to
>come back and whip you.
>

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My sister usedta do dat shit when we was younginz playin' Mario 'n shit.

Shit drove me NUTZ 'cus she would move her whole body on some pre-virtual-reality shit.

As a shorty, I'd be like, "Stop Sun!.....you hittin' my elbows!"(C)Chappelle

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She would come by and we would be playing *anything* on the 2600 and be flailing around while damned near breaking the stick.

Years later, she visits for the weekend and does the same shit on the NES.

Few more years pass and she's doing the same shit on my TG16.

We grown as fuck now and I guarantee you she's got a Wii just so her style of play is actually meaningful now.

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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

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It was cool at first, now i dont know how to stop.

"They used to call me Baby Luke....but now? The whole damn 2 Liiiive Crew."

or should i have googled that question.

?

you can click on it and share someone else's tweet. You can also add your own commentary. Manual retweet is when you just copy and paste their tweet and type "rt @username" in front of it. It's convoluted and the only reason to do it is because YOU want the retweets and favs for their content.

that person deletes the tweet (especially if it was wild crazy). sometimes it's done because ppl are using an app other than the twitter one. also twitter only recently added that RT with comment feature. prior to that if you wanted to add your own comment, you had to do it manually so many ppl are just use to that now.

I have a computer connected to it with Kodi (XBMC) on it. it's great. Fuck cable.

the homie said

'hands free'

uhh, that's not hands free son

and I can't even think of why one would need a remote control for something that's within arms reach.

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If you can't understand it without an explanation

you can't understand it with an explanation

If it's your car and your radio.... Why would ever let another mofo control it.

you're posted outside da clubb and them bomb ones is about to walk up. Gotta rewind that "Get low" so they can hear the "Brump-bump-bump-bump" at the beginning.

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>Gotta rewind that "Get low" so they can hear the
>"Brump-bump-bump-bump" at the beginning.

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That only watch things in SD

You PAY for HD!
Why are you not using it with an HD tv?!?!

Shit drives me insane.

Shows in that lil ass 4:3 box. It makes me want to break the entire tv.

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by at least fixing the aspect ratio (sitting there watching a bunch of squat mfrs on TV all the time) and programming ONLY the HD channels as favorites, they get all indignant talkin about.... "I can't tell the difference..."

WTF YOU SPEND $750 ON THIS TV FOR THEN????


"Get ready..for your blessing..."

where at first it didn't auto hide the SD channel duplicates like directv. My father would be watching the fight on HBO and I'd be like can you please turn it to the HD channel before I lose my mind? lol

on tv and i'm like that's not the hd channel. Shes like yes it is...I'm like if it was hd you'd really see the muppet features on Tamar.

Switch it to hd and she like ohhhhhhh smh

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

this is a fact.

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lmao

we got this big ass terabyte hd in the dvr now and everything

im like there better not be ONE SD FUCKNG SHOW ON THIS THING

they automatically upgrade you to HD if the channel has it available

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fuck you.

women/old parents thing...

like, i know you can get coaxial through HD.

but when you buy cable, you gotta choose an HD or non HD box.

so to have a HD tv with a composite wire cable box, or the coaxial that's not delivering HD because the cable box is standard.

*shakes fist*

an HD cable box, is paying for HD cable service but still watches SD TV channels that are available in HD. that shit burns me up!

fuck you.

cause my wife have no fucks.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

im gonna google.

this about to be a good day!

each one will have some way to filter or set favorites

at that point i knew it wouldn't work, cause you're telling blatant bold face lies just to make yourself feel better.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

I can't tell the difference between 128 and 320 mp3's...

I'm sure there is a difference but I don't care enough to find out. I think women are the same way with SD.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

They make shows in SD look worse. Like you'd be better off with a CRT than an HD TV is you wanted to watch that trash.

They look nothing alike

It's like these women's brains are wired to see the TV different.

That, and woman be shopping
You can not STOP... A woman from shopping

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normal looking dude with a stack of papers
all enlarged text message convos...
a lawyer reading evidence?
an actor reading a crazy playscript?
an ex going over the breakup?

still need specifics on the HD offenders
because it is mentioned so often yet I want to
believe these people are reasonable...

i'm doing that right now, actually. LOL

fuck you.

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There are dozens of us! Dozens!

and i called her to see what the hell she was talking about.

She said she figured that i would call her to see what she wanted.

I'm like why didn't you just text me saying 'call me'.

Smh.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.