The asteroid will hit in 60 days. Of course, we can try to stop it, but this is a hypothetical. Let's assume mass extinction is inevitable.


Question: How long will it take for the end of the world orgy to break out?

I am assuming there will be one in this scenerio.

Humanity, given enough time to
contemplate their own mortality at the exact same time, will eventually start fucking.

and if it is literally a countdown to the end,
do you think the ppl that want to do it public will stop because a cop tells them to?

Do you think some of the ppl on the street won't stop to watch them going at it like animals?

Don't you think some of the voyeuers will join in?

If the count down was to 60 days, at what point would all of humanity be fucking at the exact same time?

I say 20 days outout from the en end.






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I don't know why I stopped posting, why I came back, or why this is the alias that I got when I tried to recover my password.

ppl. LOL

b/c...for what?

anyway, as for the orgy i think we'd all be fucking about a week or 2 after each of us accepts our fate. that acceptance wouldn't hit us all at once so the orgy participation would probably peak about 2 or 3 weeks before the rock hits.

fuck you.

In most doomsday scenarios everyone is focused on surviving. That means looting and protecting your own.

If everyone is guaranteed to die then there really isn't a point to all that.

Might as well do the shit you've always wanted to do....fcuking.

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"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're

and when you consider that all of us will die anyway,
it makes our sex negative society pretty bizzare.

Because if the world was ending in 60 days, even the lamest among us would find a way to get it in.

Even if that meant Christians
that were saving themselves for marriage would need to get hitched so they could get it in without a hitch.

The asteroid in this hypo removes the politics of sex from the equation.

It shows how easy sex could be if we'd let it be.


I am pretty sure that even the ppl that spent time complaining about the types of sex other ppl were having would quit bitching and get it in, if they knew we'd all die soon.




>In most doomsday scenarios everyone is focused on surviving.
>That means looting and protecting your own.
>
>If everyone is guaranteed to die then there really isn't a
>point to all that.
>
>Might as well do the shit you've always wanted to
>do....fcuking.
>
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>"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then
>they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson
>
>
>"One of the most important things in life is what Judge
>Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to
>whether you're

have on alot people.

So in this hypothetical, wanton coitus would occur largely because folks would feel 60 days is a short enough period of time to deal with the after effects: possible STD exposure, pregnancy, emotional toll, being branded as loose, etc.

The reason those things are taken seriously in our everyday world by people is because most people assume they will have many many years left to live with the effects of the sex.

Because there's lots of other shit that would happen under this hypothetical: Gym attendance would plummet, people would drain their bank accounts to eat garbage all day everyday, or buy whatever they wanted, etc. Why? Because there's not enough time left for any of it to matter - and that is the real issue, not so much prudish mores.

that's why so many gays and trans and women branded as loose keep gaying and transing
and loosing, in spite of the
social stigmas attatched to all 3.

And what's more, they come up with new words and use public shaming to get rid of the stigmas while we are here.

Because, why not. The metaphorical asteroid will kill us all sooner or later.


All of us know we will die.
The things that we fight for and against while we are alive say a lot about us.



>have on alot people.
>
>So in this hypothetical, wanton coitus would occur largely
>because folks would feel 60 days is a short enough period of
>time to deal with the after effects: possible STD exposure,
>pregnancy, emotional toll, being branded as loose, etc.
>
>The reason those things are taken seriously in our everyday
>world by people is because most people assume they will have
>many many years left to live with the effects of the sex.
>
>Because there's lots of other shit that would happen under
>this hypothetical: Gym attendance would plummet, people would
>drain their bank accounts to eat garbage all day everyday, or
>buy whatever they wanted, etc. Why? Because there's not
>enough time left for any of it to matter - and that is the
>real issue, not so much prudish mores.

eat? Why bother not burning bridges in your professional life? Why bother following any laws at all? You'll be dead eventually, right?

No.

If I shame ppl for doing something they will do anyway (have sex, fall in love with ppl of the same sex, perform as a gender they aren't born with)

who benefits again?

the universe is billions of years old. A human life will last for maybe 100 of those years, tops.

And there are ppl that spend their 100 years protesting sex?

I mean...
White ppl keeping white privledge alive for their children makes more sense than that.


Protesting sex?

That's just weird.

>eat? Why bother not burning bridges in your professional
>life? Why bother following any laws at all? You'll be dead
>eventually, right?
>
>No.

Like I said, for some people, maybe even approaching a majority(?), sex with a new person, or just in general, carries a huge emotional tax with it. I don't happen to be one of those people, but I know a bunch of people who are. During the course of a hopefully long lifetime, those folks want to preserve their emotional well-being by being judicious about whose bones they jump. There's nothing wrong with that.

consequences of sex are real.
(babies. diseases. chance of heartbreak. etc)

but most of those consequences can be mitigated with birth control, abortion rights, and condoms.

all of these things, BTW, are stuff our society clutches pearls at ppl having unfettered access to.

so aside from the risk of heartbreak, which is inevitable...

much of this society life looks like an attempt to levy a penalty for having or enjoying sex.


Which, again, looks like hustling backwards.


>Like I said, for some people, maybe even approaching a
>majority(?), sex with a new person, or just in general,
>carries a huge emotional tax with it. I don't happen to be
>one of those people, but I know a bunch of people who are.
>During the course of a hopefully long lifetime, those folks
>want to preserve their emotional well-being by being judicious
>about whose bones they jump. There's nothing wrong with
>that.

heartbreak. I'm not denying much, if anything, of what you're saying. I'm saying the idea of sex being connected to emotional...wellbeing? wholeness? comfort?, is MAJOR and is not part of some plan to control people. For alot of people I think it's just in them.

fuck you.

>heartbreak. I'm not denying much, if anything, of what
>you're saying. I'm saying the idea of sex being connected to
>emotional...wellbeing? wholeness? comfort?, is MAJOR and is
>not part of some plan to control people. For alot of people I
>think it's just in them.

the answer to all of those question is as you said earlier - one will have to live w/the consequences of those actions for an unknown amount of time. if one knows that one has fewer than 60 days left on earth there are few reasons not to *insert one's desires here*. or at least the fear of living w/the consequences for an unknown amount of time is removed from the equation.

fuck you.

is worth those consequences, which implies that the time is the issue, not shaming, not cultural mores, not even really religion.

But people, while knowing they could die tomorrow, tend to think they'll live into old age. And people with future-time orientation, by definition, are thinking about the future, which explains alot of that self-preserving behavior we see in people.

>is worth those consequences, which implies that the time is
>the issue, not shaming, not cultural mores, not even really
>religion.

i think all of that is still in play w/the 60 day deadline approaching but w/such limited time ppl will toss cares about those issues to the side, for the most part.

then again, plenty ppl will forgo the orgy due to fear of paying for their conduct in the afterlife.

fuck you.

The stuff that becomes valuable is stuff that you can consume in the next 60 days.

I think food and drugs would become the number 1 currencies.

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"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're

But it would be relatively meaningless within a month.

Drugs would be like gold, though.

But not to be saved...
to be used, and shared.



>The stuff that becomes valuable is stuff that you can consume
>in the next 60 days.
>
>I think food and drugs would become the number 1 currencies.
>
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>"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then
>they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson
>
>
>"One of the most important things in life is what Judge
>Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to
>whether you're

i'm sure looting and hoarding would still occur

but 10 days before contact?
8?


the day of the end of the world?
when ppl are looking up in the sky at the asteroid?

What would you even think you are going to do with my car? Or my money?

And what store will even be open to steal from?

Why would I even care if you were stealing my food?

What would ppl be preparing for?


>i'm sure looting and hoarding would still occur

but some people are still shitty

Who is going to be focused on food and shelter and money on the day before the end of the world?

Not many ppl, I'd imagine.
Is it even looting if nobody you are stealing from cares what you take?

and scientists report the asteroid is now going to miss earth by a few thousand miles and you're left with every STD imaginable and 17 babies on the way with 17 different baby mamas.

Nobody has showed up at your job for a month.

Ppl all around you are getting drunk and high in public and the cops aren't even arresting them because they are drunk and high themselves and likely have stopped reporting to work because their boss quit and nobody is wearing a uniform.


You walk outside and you see the damn asteroid.






You still playing it safe?
You still won't get it in?

>and scientists report the asteroid is now going to miss earth
>by a few thousand miles and you're left with every STD
>imaginable and 17 babies on the way with 17 different baby
>mamas.

shit-eating grins like 'sike, we was just playing, our bad'.

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and I'd watch that.


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"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're

Texas.. Houston to be exact.

Random Sex will not assist in that process.
.
.
.
"Romans 10 : 9 says, "If you declare
with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,”
and believe in your heart that
God raised him from the dead,
you will be saved."

give pious folks an avenue to 60 day long, nonstop boning.

spend those first 58 compiling sins for which one can repent on day 58.

i'd expect church membership to skyrocket in that last week before the rock hits.

fuck you.

.
.
.
"Romans 10 : 9 says, "If you declare
with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,”
and believe in your heart that
God raised him from the dead,
you will be saved."

How the hell does he know what happens to us when the asteroid hits?

lots of ppl become atheists in foxholes.

or whether states issue marriage licenses to gay couples.

or whether gay couples adopt children.

or if the Confederate flag flies over state buildings.

or whether any police defendant is prosecuted after having been accused of engaging in police brutality.

or whether ISIS controls any territory anywhere in the world.

or whether the NSA is spying in violation of the 4th Amendment.

fuck you.

.
.
.
"Romans 10 : 9 says, "If you declare
with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,”
and believe in your heart that
God raised him from the dead,
you will be saved."

anyway, if there's a God that God will also deal w/Rev. Dollar and that jet @ his judgment day.

fuck you.

.
.
.
"Romans 10 : 9 says, "If you declare
with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,”
and believe in your heart that
God raised him from the dead,
you will be saved."

it's easy for both of us b/c neither of us is equipped to sit in God's judgment seat when it comes to Rev. Dollar nor any of the folks i mentioned in my previous reply. so you're right...it's easy for us b/c we have no place judging any of those folks using God's metric.

however, we can still have our personal opinions about their conduct. so it's fine for any of us to decide we're not comfortable w/Rev Dollar's use of the private jet. just like it's fine for any of us to feel that gays shouldn't adopt or use public restrooms or whatever the hell. as w/anything else when we express those opinions or act on them in some other fashion there may be consequence - often in the form of pushback from others who disagree w/our opinion. depending on the nature of the expression or other action the consequences can take other forms too. it comes w/the territory when we express our opinions or act on them. if we can live w/those consequences then it's all good. if we can't then we might do well to STFU and keep our opinion to ourselves.

fuck you.

>
>.
>.
>.
>"Romans 10 : 9 says, "If you declare
>with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,”
>and believe in your heart that
>God raised him from the dead,
>you will be saved."

.
.
.
"Romans 10 : 9 says, "If you declare
with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,”
and believe in your heart that
God raised him from the dead,
you will be saved."

>Random Sex will not assist in that process.

what will christians do when they become saved?

oh yeah.

they will covenant and then have christian sex with each other.

like what if you fuck up and eat pork on a friday or something?

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or among them.

i'd struggle mightily living in the aftermath of the destruction brought on by the asteroid colliding w/the earth - putting aside the property damage and the catastrophic damage to the earth and the environment which would likely have a massive impact on the weather, i have no interest in living on earth and having to forage for myself. and i wouldn't want to live w/whomever is left after the death of billions of ppl - whose bodies would be strewn all over the place rotting in filth and creating a stench i can barely imagine. plus all of those dead animal carcasses all over the place.

hellz no.

fuck you.

polishing brass on the titanic.

b/c life on earth would be hell for any survivors.

fuck you.

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and when you take a break from digging, you'll likely be fucking like everybody else.


>I got no problem spelunking. I'll live off deep cave fish and
>get me a pair of the Riddick eyes that can see in the dark.

From accumulated std's, overdose, or both.

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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

but given the circumstances id definitely try it before the Fk Fest Armageddon started.

i figure id be rather excited and paranoid at the same time.

i suppose itd be a fun experience tho.

literally go out with a bang that last day.

do you think those ppl will stay in their house watching porn
if they know we will all die in a week?

humans are almost always preoccupied with sex.

danger makes ppl more likely to have sex, not less.

they porn daily now because we are stagnant and in a place of relatively comfort

you think finding out and seeing a huge comet in the skies that folks are going to be going to Magic Mountain, Fucking, playing pinball, bowling and shit?

folks willbe freaking out, praying to jesus, allah, buddha or whatever friggin god one believes in

even the tuff guys





>do you think those ppl will stay in their house watching
>porn
>if they know we will all die in a week?
>
>humans are almost always preoccupied with sex.
>
>danger makes ppl more likely to have sex, not less.

but let me put this simply.
there are people, both straight and gay, that go to semi-public places to cruise for sex with each other.

these people, if the world were definitely coming to an end,
would NOT limit their sexual liaisons to these mostly hidden places.

They just wouldn't.

And sex is contagious.
Once the first few couples start doing it in public, others will watch. And someone will join.

And the ppl that don't watch or join will definitely be fucking when they get home, because they just saw live porn.

Ppl at home fucking won't bother to close the blinds.

They won't be afraid of waking the neighbors with their loud sex.

The sounds of neighbors having loud sex will lead to others having sex.


Ppl will not go back to work at their minimum wage jobs.

They will go to the club and get drunk. And likely, ppl will make out while dancing and drinking and somebody will start fucking in the club.

Who will stop them? The cops?



By the time the countdown gets to two days, the only ppl not
getting high and drunk and having an extended orgy would be the ppl in church praying.


And even there, ppl might be getting wild and loose. At least
in some churches.

I mean, why not?

We are all going to die, and soon.

In this hypo, the world will end in an orgy.

You know how ppl have sex with ppl they normally wouldn't in warzones?


Same principle.

>they porn daily now because we are stagnant and in a place of
>relatively comfort
>
>you think finding out and seeing a huge comet in the skies
>that folks are going to be going to Magic Mountain, Fucking,
>playing pinball, bowling and shit?
>
>folks willbe freaking out, praying to jesus, allah, buddha or
>whatever friggin god one believes in
>
>even the tuff guys
>
>
>
>
>
>>do you think those ppl will stay in their house watching
>>porn
>>if they know we will all die in a week?
>>
>>humans are almost always preoccupied with sex.
>>
>>danger makes ppl more likely to have sex, not less.
>

...

People pulling off heists that make Rockstar have wet dreams. First, you've got banks and smartphone shipments.

Then you've got places that hold gold bars.

The last thing on anyone with a long-term perspective's mind is fucking. It's only 24 hours in a day. You can't fuck for 16 hours. If the world doesn't end you'll have a lot of explaining to do.

I'm disappearing somewhere off the grid and living surviving this somehow after a successful run.

what will do do with my phone
if the world ends in 2 days?

what will you do with it?
who will you sell this stuff to?

will anybody be paying attention to you "robbing" something if
nobody has shown up to work for 2 weeks?



Ppl will stop looting once we get 3 weeks out from an asteroid hitting.

Picture looking up in the sky
and seeing something as big as the moon, hurling it's way to earth.

What. Will you do. With the shit you stole?

Where will you spend the money you get?

There is no such thing as "off the grid" in a extinction level event.


Also, with the right drugs, you can fuck for a long time.

Somebody will offer you these drugs at the orgy.

If you're wise, you'll just take them.



>...
>
>People pulling off heists that make Rockstar have wet dreams.
>First, you've got banks and smartphone shipments.
>
>Then you've got places that hold gold bars.
>
>The last thing on anyone with a long-term perspective's mind
>is fucking. It's only 24 hours in a day. You can't fuck for 16
>hours. If the world doesn't end you'll have a lot of
>explaining to do.
>
>I'm disappearing somewhere off the grid and living surviving
>this somehow after a successful run.

>what will do do with my phone
>if the world ends in 2 days?
>
>what will you do with it?
>who will you sell this stuff to?
>
>will anybody be paying attention to you "robbing" something if
>
>nobody has shown up to work for 2 weeks?
>
>
>
>Ppl will stop looting once we get 3 weeks out from an asteroid
>hitting.
>
>Picture looking up in the sky
>and seeing something as big as the moon, hurling it's way to
>earth.
>
>What. Will you do. With the shit you stole?
>
>Where will you spend the money you get?
>
>There is no such thing as "off the grid" in a extinction level
>event.
>
>
>Also, with the right drugs, you can fuck for a long time.
>
>Somebody will offer you these drugs at the orgy.
>
>If you're wise, you'll just take them.
>

Not me per se because I'm bout that Jesus and would never steal a thing... *stares straight into camera*

Scenario:

the 2K rumor where everyone thinks this will happen at midnight and everyone goes to sleep thinking the world is ending. Under your logic people stop looting at 21 days. That leaves 39 days for everyone else TO GET IT IN.

People would hide their thieving rewards properly up until that point with some going big and getting massive stuff. Let's say a person goes on stealing spree off and on for 58 days. With some of that low-key and the rest big stuff at the 22 day mark. They get the good stuff and sleep for the better part of two days. At the moment, the world is supposed to end everyone is asleep. At that moment, said person is moving stuff around getting it locked down and setting up his future. When everyone wakes up sad that the world didn't end or their area of the world didn't end then this person is set for life.

As long as they don't get reckless and randomly spend their cache then no one knows they did anything. It's the old adage of seeing someone rob a bank, having a bag of money say $1 mill fall your way and decide to take off.

the difference is that ppl could look up in the sky and see a giant flaming asterioid streaking across the sky as it enters our atmosphere and starts to burn.

And it gets bigger and bigger as it gets closer to earth.

It is much less hypothetical than Y2K or the myan long count calendar stuff.

At a certain point, death starts to feel inevitable. Because the glowing thing in the sky is clearly getting closer and closer.

Y2K was too much what if.

A glowing object in the sky is much realler.

I think you'd rethink your investment strategy as the clock ticks closer to midnight.

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"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're

I don't know how many ppl would be rapists if laws were not enforced.

But I am sure there will be rapes.

in other words, nothing would change

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

is about this exact scenario. I like the books a lot.

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All acquisition ends in dispersion
All life ends in death
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The people you can't really get at now but you'd approach if everyone's time was about to up?

I've got an ex, the ex's sister, a "never-was-but-shoulda-been", a couple ex co-workers,and a couple random acquaintances that would be getting some friend requests out of nowhere.

Really though, in this situation, I think there'd be more spontaneous fucking. Like, you'd randomly meet someone and share a little moment (quick laugh or shared experience) and then both be like, "hmm, why not?"...Instead of just thinking it.

But I don't think there'd be a bunch of raging orgies. We'll, maybe at first when people get the news and they're trying to distract themselves with booze, sex and drugs... but after a little while, I figure the situation would dampen most people's libidos.

Plus, folks probably got more on their bucket lists than "fuck alot more people" so you'd probably be busy trying to do something in your last days. But when you have a spare moment, and a willing partner, why not?

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