Especially this new thing wit them deep throating balloons ( https://youtu.be/-_F2cWB59j0 , http://youtu.be/2Gmv9xw96qk ).

Why is this shit the go to move now?!

The last 4 strip clubs I been to (ATL, CLE, NC & FL) all had one bih swallowing balloons & a crowd of niggas geekin off that shit!

I don't get it

They need to incorporate more midway entertainment not less.
Have a bobbin for 20's contest.
A dunk tank into a vat of bad decisions.
I'm all about ring tossin onto the bewbs.


I think I just came up with my new business venture.

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“There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.” -Albert Camus

"They used to call me Baby Luke....but now? The whole damn 2 Liiiive Crew."

bitch to watch a gymnastics demonstration, get over here and spin on THIS pole!

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"Take the surprise out your voice Shaq."-The REAL CP3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H5K-BUMS0

I saw a chick who used to do this thing where she dropped some liquid (presumably lighter fluid) around the edges of the stage during her routine. She would then climb up the pole and onto the scaffolding, dance up there and then hang down off it and blow something (I guess a lit match) out of her mouth to set the stage on fire. It was pretty ill.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson


"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're

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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

BRILLIANT

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^^^^^ well played Sir!!!!

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

https://youtu.be/TU7J421X8tM


"If you wanna help us, fine. Sit down with your kids and make 'em study at night...otherwise, shoot THIS mothaf*cka!" (c) Morgan Freeman,

>https://youtu.be/TU7J421X8tM
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I'm getting older, strip clubs are kinda boring to me. I can't get into the chicks sticking objects in their orifices, but this I find entertaining.

Let my love slide in and never slip out

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"You can win with certainty with the spirit of "one cut". "Musashi Miyamoto

You weren't going to ever come off a dollar.
That was amazing. They need to get her ass a net though cus a hater making less than she is could call osha.
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DJTB YOMM

http://i.imgur.com/k8kLi6k.jpg

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There are dozens of us! Dozens!

"If you wanna help us, fine. Sit down with your kids and make 'em study at night...otherwise, shoot THIS mothaf*cka!" (c) Morgan Freeman,

prototype

stand ur ground, believe in urself,
believe in love, prepare urself for love, remove the negativity from ur life, and accept the love u kno u deserve

Like, the 1st couple seconds I laughed but after dat she
was just lookin kinda silly up there.

Wanna impress ME?.....

Sheeeiiitt...drop FROM DEM RAFTERS onto some dillz without missin.

https://chriswind.bandcamp.com/track/massage

"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African"
Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!

I'll admit I wasn't like wow! But that's talent, ol girl could've busted her head wide open.

Speaking of which, I need to see a blooper vid of what happens when the strippers can't pull those tricks off

Kudos to her though

Yup that song came straight to my mind on seeing this!

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"Romans 10 : 9 says, "If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,”
and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead,
you will be saved."

btw, that's KOD in Miami.

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god blessin all the trap niggas.

Asking for a broke neck

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The Green Mile is a movie where the magical black man wrongly dies and the white man who let it happen lives forever.

I'd give her a few dollars!

fuck you.

now go runtelldat, ho.

"If you wanna help us, fine. Sit down with your kids and make 'em study at night...otherwise, shoot THIS mothaf*cka!" (c) Morgan Freeman,

Ain't nobody trying to see your artistic performance. Then again, maybe I just respect the grimey clubs.

>Ain't nobody trying to see your artistic performance. Then
>again, maybe I just respect the grimey clubs.

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"Take the surprise out your voice Shaq."-The REAL CP3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H5K-BUMS0

We already got a show for dat...
....joint is called de OLYMPICS.

Later for dat other shit. Just do some interesting things wit da gushy/cupcake and keep it movin.

https://chriswind.bandcamp.com/track/massage

"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African"
Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!

i been at ones where they take a dude on stage and fuck him, that i can live with.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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https://soundcloud.com/swageyph/yph-die-with-me

sound like a pornographic chuck e cheese and shit. no thanks

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

CC, on a side note. The Reggae Marathon this year. Jeeezus Khrist. One of the absolute best I have ever heard. They went hard from Friday to Tuesday morning. 4 AM Sugar Minott sets. Not even kidding fam.

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Nigga, if the shoe fits, then buy the matching purse!" Rass Kass

forties, shorties, fat bags of skunk, white owl blunts and 96 hours of irie-ness.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.